How Well Do You Take Care Of Your Games?

I am genuinely curious about the care people show to their games, and this is because when I buy used games on sites such as ebay, the amount of ware and tare on these games has generally been fairly varied. A lot of the times I get the games in splendid condition, maybe a scratch or two on the disk, a cracked case, you know, cosmetic stuff that is bound to happen, but also pay a bit extra for them to be in that condition.

But then half the stuff I look at and avoid buying unless there is no alternative look like these games have been through a war or two, plus a few trips through the washing machine.

Like what in the blazes are people doing with these games? The cover art inside the case is trashed. Why is it even out of the case? The booklets are soggy or missing. What are you doing with them? Do people really take them out and use them so much that they are torn to shreds and/or never return them and  become lost. Do people use them for toilet paper?

Some game discs are so scratched it appears that they never reenter their case after being taken out the first time. And this I have personally witnessed. Some of my friends will just pop the game out, throw it off to the side and then put another one in. They repeat this process until there are a dozen or more games thrown about the living room, and then they wonder why they can’t find a game or why it doesn’t work.

And for old cartridge games, the cover labels are practically dissolved down to nothing. How does this happen? I was being serious when I said they looked like they went through a washing machine. It is the only thing I can think of to make some of these games like this.

img_0322.jpgHere is a game I bought about a year ago on ebay. What happened to it?  How did it get so messed up? I had to buy this for there was no other choice, and I was honestly, extremely surprised that the game even worked. And this is in fairly good shape compared to some that I have seen!




Here’s what a well taken care of cartridge looks like…


Like, I just have to know what people are doing with these games.

I personally take wonderful care of my games. 99% of them I could wrap in plastic and sell them as brand new. And that other 1% could come pretty close as well. The only signs of use are the old cartridge SNES games mainly, because as they age they become discolored from the original gray. And this isn’t even a sign of use, so much as just a sign of being old.

I keep everything in a case at all times, and keep them neat and organized so nothing happens to them.

So I would just like to hear how you treat your games. Are they in good shape? If not, how did they became like some of the monstrosities I have seen?




My Top 10 GameCube Games

GameCube is my favorite console of all time at the moment. It hads a diverse, fantastic library of games, some new adaptive abilities with the GBA, and the most comfortable controller ever made. But it’s really all about the games, so let’s see the 10 best in my opinion. It was hard to narrow it down, for of the 39 games I have gotten around to playing out of the 46 I own for the system, they were pretty much all phenomenal.


Super_Mario_SunshineSuper Mario Sunshine




This took the Mario franchise into a whole new territory, and I’ve got to say, it is quite creative and unique, making it fun to play at anytime. Shooting stuff with a waterpack while performing amazingly acrobatic jumps is just so much fun.


Star_Fox_Adventures_GCN_Game_BoxStar Fox Adventures

Rare Ltd./ Nintendo




This is another complete twist of a massive Nintendo franchise, and by far my favorite in the Star Fox series. It resembles more of a Zelda game, with some space battles. But finding items, solving puzzles and beating the heck out of dinosaurs is super fun whether you play as Link or Fox, or really anyone else for that matter.


wwThe Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker




Turns out Zelda still does the genre better than Star Fox. But nevertheless, this game took a unique twist as well on it’s franchise, though not as much as the #9 & 10 spots. Using a gorgeous, new graphic style, flooding the kingdom we’ve saved countless times and introducing an interesting new story of sorts, this was one gripping game, though it does have a few rather annoying flaws. But even so, this is one great game.


super_smash_bros_melee_box_artSuper Smash Bros. Melee

HAL Labs/ Nintendo


Hoo boy, I easily put 1000 hours into this game with my friends and family. This took everything amazing about the first game and doubled it. There are so many modes to play, double the characters and probably even more stages. The most fun part was trying to unlock all the characters and stages. But once you did, it was nothing but 4 on 4 all out melee, and it never gets old. It doesn’t hold up all that well today, but that doesn’t stop me from going back to it every so often.



Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Retro Studios/ Nintendo




This dark and atmospheric game differed quite a bit from it’s prequel, and really, from the rest of the Metroid franchise. It is slightly more story driven and is the first game to feature a whole bunch of new items for Samus to acquire. The deadly double sided world is also very different and cool. Great game.



Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Sonic Team/ Sega




This is another game that I put more hours than I care to know in. Thanks to the addicting Chao Gardens, and the incredibly fun and diverse/cleverly designed missions, with special medals to earn in each one, the replay value in this game is enormous. After probably well over 100 hours or so, I still have so much left to do in the game. Though it has been a while since I played it. (Pesky backlog).


viewtiful_joe_p_cdj0m7Viewtiful Joe

Clover Studio/ Capcom




This is another from out of nowhere classic. Completely unique gameplay mixed into an equally unique and bizarre storyline, with a bunch of unlockables makes this challenging game just truly wonderful. The humor is great as well. One of my favorite games of all time.


twilight-princessThe Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess




One of the last games to come out for GameCube was one of it’s best, and one of the best in the Zelda series. The gloomy graphical style fit the atmosphere of the game so well. A darker, interesting story with new characters and some brand new gameplay mechanics make this one to remember. This also has the best dungeons in the series as well, having deviated a bit from the usual formula.


MetroidPrimeboxMetroid Prime

Retro Studios/ Nintendo




2002 must have been the year for Nintendo to take their big franchises and flip them on their heads. Here is another drastic change to formula. An intense action side scroller became a dark, atmospheric first person shooter that was done so well, it feels to be a logical step in the direction of the series. This game is just perfect. The gameplay, the music, the level design, the enemy design, everything…just absolutely amazing. Easily one of the best games ever made.

And here we are, the best game to ever grace the GameCube!!!


paper mario tydPaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Intelligent Systems/ Nintendo




This game is a master piece. Each area you visit is so unique and interesting, making it fun and exciting to explore. The gameplay is fantastic, using the same mechanics from the first game, but tweaked a bit. And what’s more, every single character in the game…I mean EVERY one, even the ones you just pass by, are so interesting and fun to watch or interact with. The large amount of party members and the special attacks are all so cool. The story is highly entertaining and fun to follow as well. It…it’s just so good. Like…I don’t know. It makes me feel like I am in the game, adventuring with Mario in all his papery glory. It is one of the few games where I became legitimately sad when I reached the half way point to beating it, but felt completely and wholly satisfied when I beat it, though I could just restart the game over and over again after beating it, it’s that much fun. But luckily, there is some challenging end game stuff to do to keep me preoccupied.

Great game…sniff.

So there you have it, the 10 best games on a console full of even more. Each one of these games filled me with a joyful spirit that I will carry with me forever.

Why Are People So Obsessed With Sports?

This is just something I am wondering about. What is with the ridiculous love for sports? I don’t mind people enjoying watching sports at all. But leave it at that. But they don’t. Sports are like the bane of our existence, for people are so neurotic about them, as if nothing else in the world matters.

How many violent actions have come out of people simply liking a team that another person hates? And heaven forbid if they say something negative about their favorite teams. I mean, people are murdered over this kind of crap, and I just can’t understand why. Who cares if someone hates a team you love? What does that matter in the slightest? What does that teams success even mean to all these spectators? I have the answer right here…ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

None of these sports fanatics have anything to gain from a team they root for winning out their season. People who place bets do, but most of the time, I’ve seen people are far more upset that their favorite team lost rather than the fact that they just lost $500, which is truly baffling to me.

I’ve been told from many people that they gain bragging rights. Great…really good answer. People are killing one another over bragging rights. But guess what? You don’t get bragging rights. What could you possibly have to brag about?

What…do people going around saying, “Ha Ha, I decided to like a team that won the championship. You stupid losers picked the wrong team to cheer for.”

Wow guys, good job, brag that up, really, you earned it.

Seriously, they aren’t playing for the team, they don’t coach the team, they are associated virtually in no way with the teams they would kill and die for. All they do is add to the athletes already way too high salaries.

Seriously, they play a game and make more in one season than everyone in my community will make combined in our lifetimes.

But that is besides the point. All I am wondering is why people are so frickin’ crazy about it. Football fans being by far the worst that I’ve seen. And going with that, the Super Bowl is the biggest over-hyped ridiculous thing I have ever witnessed. It’s a stupid football game dragged out to be four times longer than it needs to be. And everybody every year raves about how great the commercials are. I’ve gone to my brothers super bowl party the past three years (for the delicious food, I couldn’t care less about the game) and I’ve seen a few of the commercials, and I’ve got to say, they are really, really dumb. They all try too hard to be funny, and most of the jokes seem to be geared towards people with the sense of humor of a fifth grader. I don’t know, it might just be me. If you like the commercials, than more power to you.

While watching sports, I’ve seen people punch holes in their walls, smash bowls over their heads, cry, freak out like someone just ran over their child, scream themselves hoarse out of excitement or rage so they can’t talk right for days, and I just can’t understand why. It just is so pointless.

Again, it’s great if you watch sports, but for the love of God, settle down, because other than a quick bit of entertainment, it has no meaning or purpose in your life. None. At all. Accept it. And I use the term “entertainment” loosely, for I find watching sports almost as dull as watching people play video games. In other words, my God is it boring. But that is just my personal opinion. Just like it’s my own personal opinion if I think your favorite team sucks. Get over it, you don’t need to fight me over it, for our opinions are insignificant in that matter.

And let it be known, I don’t hate sports. I will play any sport if a game presents itself, but that’s just it. I would rather play them, not watch them.

And holy crap, sports is all anyone and everyone talks about, all year long and it drives me nuts. One of the first things I’m generally asked when meeting new people is “So, who do you like?” Not, “do you watch sports,” or “do you like soccer?” or something related to that. Just who do I like. At first, I was very confused by this question, but now I know they are always asking what teams I like. And a lot of people ask these questions so apprehensively, as if they are afraid I am going to name a team that they hate, so that even though we just met, we are going to have to throw down for not liking the same teams. And when I tell them I don’t follow any sports, they look as if I either slapped them across the face or told them I was a transgender engaged to a rhinoceros. How dare I not participate in the beloved covenant that is observing sports!

And the worst part…I mean the absolute WORST part is how people talk about sports. Instead of saying the Yankees, or the Cardinals or Giants or what have you, they refer to their team as “we.”

For example, a typical conversation I hear everyday sounds something like this.

“We are playing the Giants on Sunday. It might be tough, but I think we can beat them. Then we’ll have to play the Reds in the playoffs, which means we will be in really great shape. That is exactly where we need to be. It will be smooth sailing from there on.”

Oh really? And here I thought you were just a guy who works in the dairy department at a food store. I had no idea you played for the Patriots in the evenings. Play real hard for me, will you? Your teams success is banking on it!

That’s all I have to say about it I guess. People can gladly enjoy their sports, but just remember, you don’t play for the team, hurting others, yourselves or property is quite unnecessary, and at the end of the day, you are really just watching a bunch of people living far better lives than you ever will.

Series Ranked: Marvel Movies (Avengers Universe)

So for the past 10 years, we’ve been getting like 3 Marvel superhero movies a year, most of them connected to the others in one way or another, all of them eventually meeting up on screen at some point. There are a seemingly endless amount of TV shows set in the same universe and countless movies from outside.

Many of these shows and movies are good, and many are not so good. Today, I am going to be taking a look at the Marvel movies set in the Avengers Universe and ranking them from worst to best, in my opinion.

But just a heads up, I own Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Spider-Man Homecoming, but haven’t gotten around to watching them yet, and I have not seen Thor: Ragnarok yet either, so I will update as soon as I watch them.

So here we go!!

#15 Iron Man 2 (2010)

iron man 2

I was hoping this would be one of the best movies ever made, since all the origin stuff was taken care of in the first movie.

Nope. It was crap. And the ending was unbelievably anti-climatic. The only good thing about this movie was it introduced Black Widow, one of the hottest ladies on the planet.




#14 Iron Man 3 (2013)


Okay, so after two movies of barely having Iron Man in it, you would think they would shape up for this movie, right?

Nope. They might as well rename this trilogy Tony Stark, for he is in it almost the entirety of the time instead of Iron Man. Why bother making superhero movies if you aren’t even going to showcase them kicking butt and blowing stuff up most of the time? Though the ending is pretty cool this time around.

But the best part of the movie, I now just realized, is this poster to the left. Pepper looks sexy as heck.


#13 Thor: The Dark World (2013)

thor dark world

So this is the first movie that I would not consider bad, but just…okayyyyy.

It isn’t all that memorable, but it does have a few good parts, but a disappointing ending.

You know what the best part of this movie is? If you guessed Natalie Portman on the poster, then you are right, my friend!





#12 Iron Man (2008)

iron man

This is the first movie in the Avengers Universe. Iron Man, aside from maybe Spider-Man, is my favorite hero, so I was thrilled that they started with him. It’s an interesting movie that is fun to watch, but the whole movie is about him making the suit, only giving Iron Man two or three really cool scenes.

The movie as a whole is just okay.

And there’s not even a hot girl on the poster…



#11 Thor (2011)


This is another okay movie, though it is highly more involved and entertaining than it’s sequel. It is enjoyable enough to get through, but nothing all that good.







#10 The Incredible Hulk (2008)


This is the first movie on the list I can honestly say is good. This was made more in the style of old school superhero movies, meaning it was a lot more simple with only one enemy and a few epic fight scenes. Though this was more well done, making both versions of Bruce Banner very interesting. The movie kept me intrigued the whole time, and kept me entertained throughout.




#9 Black Panther (2018)

black panther

The brandy newest movie from the Marvel machine. This is a good movie, but it has so many flaws which dampen it from being a great movie. The motivation behind the main villain is stupid and out of place, and there isn’t all that much action. Somehow, the Black Panther was a way more involved character in Civil War and had better action scenes.

Overall, it suffers just as badly as all the other origin movies, though it is done a bit better.





#8 Ant-Man (2015)

ant man

I wasn’t really into this movie the first time I saw it, but the second time I watched it, I was very impressed. It is very unique within the Marvel universe, has great humor and action as well.

Finally, an origin movie done right!







#7 Doctor Strange (2016)

doctor strange

Like Ant-Man, this is another unique and truly good origin movie. This has some truly great action in it, which is what I am looking for! The story is definitely bizarre, but interesting. It is a very well put together film.





#6 Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

guardians of the galaxy

Just when I had given up on Marvel, thinking only movies with Captain America involved with them are good, my brother showed me this and my faith was restored. This is a highly entertaining, funny, unique movie, with plenty of action and other fun scenes. Very well done. Especially for an origin movie.






#5 Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

captain america first avenger

What???? An origin movie that is absolutely amazing? I never thought I would see the day until this came out. This is what an origin movie should be like. It takes just the early part of the movie to establish how he becomes Captain America, and they also take that time to develop his character, so that most of the movie is action packed, and tells a great and interesting story.





#4 Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)


This movie blew me away. I could not believe how good it was, raising itself high above almost every other superhero movie ever made. Tons of amazingly choreographed fights, plus a crap ton of other action, and again, an awesome story with a great villain.

Oh and then there is Black Widow. You see her on that poster, I know you do. Mmm…





#3 Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

avengers age of ultron

This is quite an amazing movie. Great action, character development for the lesser Avengers, a cool villain and story…just awesome. Though it falls just short of it’s prequel.

And I don’t have to mention Black Widow.







#2 The Avengers (2012)


I almost cried the first time I saw this movie. This set the bar for what a superhero movie should be. Incredible action, good story and villains, and incredible action.

This is also the movie where I first laid eyes on Black Widow and fell in love.






#1 Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Captain America Civil War poster

DANG! This movie is a dream come true. I was super apprehensive that this movie would be good, what with their being so many characters in it, but they somehow are all fleshed out, have a good amount of screen time, and are all interesting. But then there is the action. This movie is 90% action, 10% thought provoking story. This is the film all future superhero movies should strive to be like. It is perfect.

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Final)

Well here we are, the finals. Two Princesses fought and clawed their way to the top, but now we will at long last get to see who is hottest.

Catch up on the previous rounds listed here, and without further ado, here is finalist #1!!

Say hello to the Princess of Agrabah!!!



Seriously, how can she look hotter drawn than as a real person!!! She is crazy hot.

But here are some pictures of one of the hottest women on Earth dressed as one of the hottest animated women. This should be good.

Yep…definitely good.

And what is hotter than a little girl on girl?




Next up we have the Princess of….Somewhere!!! This unheard of beauty has taken down more girls than any other in this tournament. Now that she only is up against one other, it should be easy for her, right? Well, we shall see. There isn’t much to show for her unfortunately, but I’ll do my best to showcase this hottie.


Her long hair flowing over those loose shoulders is very sexy. And her hot, body hugging night gown, or dress just makes you wild over her, slim, tight body.

Since that’s all I could find, here’s some repeats.

I don’t know anything about her, but I want to. She is just a very alluring woman…uh…drawing. Any piece of skin she is showing off is so hot. Problem is, the same can be said for Jasmine. So which of the two is the hottest Disney Princess?

Honestly this a no contest. The whole tournament has practically been a no contest for this woman. She is simply put, a goddess. She can give Jessica Rabbit a run for her money, and anyone who can say that is just amazingly drawn. But in addition to her phenomenal looks, it’s her personality that adds to her incredible hotness. It’s so tough, yet kind, yet sexy…omg is it sexy. This is the woman of every man’s dream.

Winner of Tournament

jasmine in hourglassJasmine

Anyone who has seen Aladdin will understand why she deserves the win. So congratulations Jasmine, for being the hottest creation the fine folk at Disney have ever come up with!

And as always, here is the ranking of all our brilliantly drawn women, ranked from least hottest, to hottest. In parentheses will be how far into the tournament they made it.

#19-Eilonwy (Round 1)


#18-Merida (Round 1)


#17-Snow White (Round 1)

Snow White poison apple

#16-Moanna (Round 1)

moanna water

#15-Megara (Round 1)

meg belly dancer

#14- Anna (Round 2)


#13-Mulan (Round 1)


#12-Tiana (Round 1)

tiana green bikini

#11-Kida (Round 2)

kida drawn hot

#10-Pocahontas (Round 2)

Pocahontas near nude

#9-Aurora (Round 1)

Sleeping Beauty sexy_anime_cartoons_pic21

#8-Elsa (Round 1)

elsa sexy

#7-Cinderella (Round 2)

Cindarella 12th stroke of midnight

#6-Elena (Round 2)


#5-Rapunzel (Semi-Finalist)

Rapunzel letting her hair down

#4-Giselle (Runner Up)


#3-Belle (Round 1)

Belle with robe

#2-Ariel (Semi-Finalist)

Little Mermaid capsized

#1-Jasmine (Winner)

Jasmine Aladin


Well, that’s all we’ll get to see of these hotties. Thanks for checking them out, and thanks to Disney for giving us something so wonderful to look at.
















































Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Semi-Final)

Check out the first two rounds listed here, and without any time wasted, here’s the first match.

Ariel VS Jasmine

I don’t like fish. I don’t like the smell, the taste, pretty much anything about it. But this is one fish I would love to do both of those and I just would pretty much do anything to get my hands on this mermaid.

As you can see, she’s super hot drawn, but if she were a real person, would she be just as hot?

She would actually be hotter it seems.

And if you went to school with her, would she be hot?

‘gulp’ Sure would…

And if she was imprisoned by Jabba the Hutt…?


Most certainly. No matter how you slice it, above ground or underwater, this princess is hot. Really, really hot. You would need to cool down in the ocean after an hour or two with her. And that’s a huge bonus, cuz the fun wouldn’t stop under the sea. She is quite literally the best of both worlds.

Now let’s take a look at Jasmine.

Crikey! Here is a woman that’s so hot, you don’t even need to see her as a real person.

She’s better than the real thing…maybe?

It’s a tough call honestly.

Oh, and Jabba seems to like her too…but can we really blame him?


So which of these scantily clad women is hotter? Ariel has huge points for wearing basically nothing, but Jasmine has a sexier look to her. It’s hard to choose, but it definitely is her.





Our second and final match in this round is between these nice pieces of royal booty.

Rapunzel VS Giselle

There aren’t too many pictures of her, but rest assured, she is a cutie, and her naive innocence is matched only by her hotness.

And if you’re really lucky, her kidnapper/adoptive mother can join in the fun.

Rapunzel's Mom

Giselle resembles Rapunzel quite a bit.

I think her hair is supposed to be red, but it always looks blond to me.

There aren’t many pictures of her either, but here’s a little something to show off her looks.

Both women are beautiful, but I really have to give it to Giselle. She is more mature looking, with a tall, slender, tight body that looks quite amazing to play around with.

Victor- Giselle

What she looks like when visiting Ariel. Good time to be a fish when that happens…

Well folks, there you have it! Jasmine and Giselle, both very hot sounding names, will move on to the final. Only one will come out on top, and I hope it’s me…!

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 2)

Welcome back to round 2, where we will see the remaining beauties in all their glory (hopefully).  Check out part 1 here and don’t forget about round 1 either!




This is a no contest bout, but before we get to the victor, here’s some pictures.


What a beautiful blond, she is.

Now here’s some of our red head, though I couldn’t really find anything with just her. She is always accompanied by her sister, which honestly is not a bad thing…at all…

Very nice, ladies, very nice.

But, as I’ve said, this is a no contest. While both women have very likable personalities, when it comes to looks, Rapunzel is just so much more hotter than Anna. You could definitely have more fun with that blond.

Victor- Rapunzel



Next we have a three women face off, as we have another uneven amount of girls. But as I always say, three is better than two.







Alrighty, starting with Elena, the gorgeous princess of wherever. I haven’t seen her movie and don’t know anything about her. She also doesn’t have any pictures that would really interest us, unfortunately. Though this will not hurt her chance at winning, for she is quite the looker. She bares a similarity to Jasmine, and anyone who can say that is pretty much golden.

I don’t know much about Kida, but she is scantily clad, and that always awards huge points in my book. Fortunately, there is no shortage of pictures of her. BEHOLD!!!

Oh yeah…………………………………………………..

And lastly, we have Giselle, who has already taken out two girls at once. Can she do it again? Let’s see.


So not too many of her either, but oh well.

So who is the hottest?

Elena, while gorgeous, just doesn’t cut it. See you later Elena.

Kida has an amazing body which she chooses to show off, but her face is a little weird looking.

Giselle has probably an even better body hiding under her dress, and just seems to have such a seductive and sexy, yet innocent and adorable nature in her, making her the best of both worlds and the winner of this round, making the total of girls she’s taken down four!

Victor- Giselle



And there you have it! Next up is the semifinals!

Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 1)

Here we are, back with the hotties who survived Round 1. We are really gonna see some hotness now! Catch up with round 1, parts 1, 2, and 3, and let’s go!!




We’ve got the hardworking blond against the sexy seashell sporting redhead! Both are absolutely gorgeous, so let’s take a closer look to see which is hotter.

Cinderella will work her butt off for you, just as long as you take her to a ball every once and a while. But make sure to have her home by midnight!!

And if you ever wondered what she might look like in real life…hopefully it would be something like this.

And though she beat Snow White in round 1, you’ll be glad to know they are still friends!snow_white_and_cinderella_by_elias_chatzoudis-d705k27

Next up is the hottest mermaid around.

If ever Ariel were to sprout legs, hopefully she wouldn’t bother changing into ugly, unflattering clothing like she did in the movie. I hope she would look like this…

ariel cosplay

So who is hotter…decisions…decisions…

Cinderella is gorgeous and would probably make the perfect wife, but I don’t know how adventurous she would be.

Ariel has the downside of living in a place where we can’t breath and is missing two essential holes. But she’s still got her blow hole and that’s all she needs to please us. Plus she is naive and desperate to fit in, so she’ll do anything we request most likely.

But really, we are basing solely on looks and the fact that Ariel goes around shirtless, being as hot as she is, is something we can only dream about. And she is just all around better looking than Cinderella of course!


Victor- Ariel

Ariel tatoo








First, let’s check out Jasmine, one of the sexiest animated women ever put on paper.

Jasmine captive

I don’t care what anybody says, she looks drop dead gorgeous in these pictures, never mind that she is animated. It doesn’t help matters that she acts all sexy and seductive in this scene of the movie, which is undoubtedly the cause of every child’s very first wet dream.

jasmine red cosplay

But a special thanks goes to this woman for fulfilling a fantasy we so desire. Now if only we could meet this babe in person…

Or this one…

Jasmine 1

It is clear that Jasmine is unbelievably hot in a cartoon or in real life, and we can’t help but fall in love with her.

Pocahontas is also quite beautiful, but compared to Jasmine, she falls way short. But whoever this amazing woman is makes her a dream come true.

And this one…though I’m not sure if this is actually relevant to the movie.

Even with these scantily clad women posing as Pocahontas, she still doesn’t compete with Jasmine.


In this battle, the Native American falls short…though dang, that woman to the left looks amazing…not to mention the one on the left…yummy…………………………………

Victor- Jasmine


That’s all for now, check back for the conclusion of Round 2!

Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 1, Part 3)

Here we are at the final part of round 1! Check out parts 1 and 2 and let’s get cracking on these animated beauties!

Elsa VS Elena

Elsa needs no introduction. She kind of overthrew the world a few years back when Frozen came out. And that’s okay, because she’s hot. She also has a troubled, yet kind personality and a sexy spark in her as well.

She shows a lot of personality with her beautiful face, and some of it sort of provocative.

Her eyes and lips can hook you in for sure. But the downside to this hottie… she can’t really touch you without freezing off some things you would probably prefer to keep. But it just might be worth it…

Everyone claims she’s a lesbian too, which is always fun as long as she swings the other way from time to time.

tiana feeding elsa
no sir…we definitely don’t mind this…


No matter how you slice it, this woman’s a catch.


Elena of Avalor is…I have no idea who she is. I have never heard of her or her movie. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot. That dark skin, long dark hair…mmm. And that dress looks so good on her. Really not much more to say about her…

So who is hotter, the ice white blond or the dark mysterious Elena? While both are gorgeous, this one is a bit more so.



Kida VS Eilonwy

This is quite an easy one. A half naked, dark skinned, white haired hottie with a rockin’ bod, or a girl who looks a tad too young?

I don’t know who either of these princesses are, other than Kida is from a movie about Atlantis which I have always wanted to see (even more so now) and Eilonwy has a hard name to spell and is from The Black Cauldron.

Victor- Kida


We have an uneven amount of princesses, so we will doing three this bout!


Giselle VS Moanna VS Megara

Giselle is from the movie Enchanted, which I saw a long time ago, but seem to remember it being live action. That Giselle was none too pretty, this one, however, is gorgeous.

Giselle_disneyIt’s not everyday you get to see a hot blond in a tight fitting dress that looks like had it been real, it would actually be see through. The lack of straps makes it all the more hot. Her face seems to show a hidden, wild side to her, which we’d all love to explore.

Come to think of it, she reminds me of Aphrodite from Hercules and Xena.aphrodite


Moana is another movie I have not seen, so I don’t know anything about her. She’s decent looking enough, and I do enjoy her wardrobe, but there’s something about her I don’t like. Maybe I find her oddly proportioned or something? I don’t know!

Meg, on the other hand is quite wild…I think. I may have seen Hercules, but if I did, I don’t remember it. Meg just seems to be a a kinky kind of girl. Her dress is form fitting too, and she shows a tad, and I mean a tad, of cleavage…but hey…bonus points are bonus points. Her hips too seem to be able to move in inhuman ways, putting Shakira to shame.

Everything she does seems to have a sexy vibe to it.

So the woman definitely has sexy down. And she must be quite the catch seeing as gods and half-gods want her.

So who is hotter? Meg is sexy and has a nice body, but her face isn’t all that wonderful. Giselle seems to have a more modest hotness, a glowing inner beauty that radiates her perfect features on the outside. Meg could definitely teach us a thing or two in the sack, but with Giselle we would discover them on our own with her, because let’s face it…once you get her going, it looks like she’d be up for anything! And Moana? Meh…

Victor- Giselle

No doubt blows the other two out of the water…

Well, there you have it! The hottest of the hot have been found. Look for Round 2 for things to really heat up! We are going to explore just how hot these princesses can be!

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 1, Part 2)

Welcome back. We’ve got 6 more animated beauties to judge, so let’s get right to it. Check out part 1 if you missed it!

The first two women are from movies I haven’t seen since the year they came out, so that was like 2 decades ago, so I don’t remember anything about them, so I will have to judge by the pictures.

Pocahontas VS Mulan

First off is the Native American Pocahontas. She’s got a tall, slender body that looks to be nothing but muscle, in a hot way. Her long, flowing hair does nothing but add to her allure.

And the whole one strap thing on her hide dress? Very sexy.


See? And we’d all like to get her to make that face. If you picture the background a bedspread instead of a purple sky, this picture becomes 100x more erotic.

Next is Mulan. I think she is a princess of some sorts, but unfortunately not a very attractive one. This might be because she spends much of the movie impersonating a man, so let’s just take a look at her womanly side.

Turns out she’s very beautiful, but in more of a cute kind of way. She’s someone you could see yourself settling down with. Props to Mushu, though, he’s copping a feel with his feet while distracting Mulan by staring longingly into her eyes and tickling her chin. Man…what a pro…


Pocahontas is far more sexy, however, which is what this tournament is all about. Now if Mulan had appeared in the movie like this, she might have had a chance.



Victor- Pocahontas



Tiana VS Rapunzel

Let’s start by talking about the beauty from New Orleans, Tiana. On top of being exceptionally beautiful, she cooks and cleans like no other, and apparently can make some truly spectacular gumbo. In the Princess and the Frog, she shows off a frog fetish and then is married into royalty. You know, normal stuff. While not good looking as a frog, there is no denying her amazing looks as a human.

Rapunzel is a princess kidnapped as a baby as seen in Tangled. Despite never leaving her tower, she grows up into an extremely hot blond and though her hair is like 30 feet long, it is just as stunning as she is. She is also adorable in her looks, but even more so in her personality. Her adventurous spirit mixed with her kind and innocent personality really make you gush. She is a master of hot and cute, which is always big points. The woman who kidnapped her and posed as her mother, for an older gal, isn’t bad either.

I wouldn’t mind getting in on some of that. The picture on the right really shows off Rapunzel’s radiance…

Anyway, while both of these princesses are gorgeous, it’s Rapunzel’s charming allure that wins the round…and her overcoming hotness of course.

Victor- Rapunzel



Next up are a couple of red heads!

Merida VS Anna

I will be blunt, Merida, apart from being brave and all that, doesn’t have much going for her…like at all. Though, for some reason the actress who plays her in the TV series Once Upon a Time makes the character sexy, strong and beautiful. The more I watched her, the more I noticed how beautiful she is.

Though since this is not what she looked like in the movie, this is entirely irrelevant.

Anna isn’t all that hot either, though she is just a little bit. And standing up there next to Merida, her looks really shine through. She is definitely attractive, which is more than can be said about Merida.




That’s it for part 2! Look for the final part of Round 1 coming soon!