Harry Potter Video Games Ranked

I love the Harry Potter books and read them far more than I should. I think each one is better than the last.

I remember when the first Harry Potter game came out, I was excited to play it because it kind of reminded me of Zelda, but with wizards!

Well, nearly 20 years later, I finally played it, and naturally, due to my love of Harry Potter, I played them all, that is, all eight games, because they had to separate The Deathly Hallows into two games, just like the movies, even though they could have easily fit both games in one. But I digress.

I found that these games bounce all over the place in terms of genre and gameplay, so unlike the books, they do not get better with each one, hence why I am writing this.

So here we go, all eight games ranked in order from my least favorite to most favorite. Obviously I am only including the mainline games.

#8 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

PlayStation 2, 2003

Times Beaten- 1

This game, the one I wanted to play so badly, turns out to be complete crap. You go around Hogwarts completing missions and sidequests with only vague hints to go off on. Every class teaches you a new spell, which to learn, your professors throw you into a deadly labyrinth of Hell to find the spell book. Make it out alive and you are worthy to keep the spell, and the students move on like this is totally normal.

It plays horribly with unresponsive controls, and I didn’t like it at all.

#7 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

PlayStation 2, 2002

Times Beaten- 1

This game is just like the first one, but has some gameplay improvements. It’s still pretty bad though, just not as much as Sorcerer’s Stone. Also, how did this one come out before Sorcerer’s Stone??? Ahh, that was originally a PS1 game.

#6 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

PlayStation 2, 2005

Times Beaten- 1

This is the first game in the series to change up the formula. They went with a full action game with this one. Before each level you can pick Harry, Ron, or Hermione, and equip items found in the world that increase health or magic power etc. Whoever you don’t pick is controlled by AI throughout the level.

It’s like a 3D Mario game, in that you go into the same level multiple times to find Hogwarts Crests, much like the Power Stars in Mario.

There are a few spells to choose from, and sometimes all three of you need to team up to move something. Throughout each level you and your computer-controlled partners just blast away at tons of enemies and solve puzzles.

This is the first game that doesn’t take place in Hogwarts, pretty much at all, in fact.

It’s an okay game with one foot crossing over into the “bad” territory.

#5 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

Wii, 2010

Times Beaten- 1

They really change it up with this one, turning the series into a third-person-shooter. You get a variety of spells and items to use in battle, but it’s cumbersome to switch between them, and they are all more or less useless. The first spell you get, which is your main attack spell, is the only one worth using.

It’s an alright game with some faulty controls from time-to-time.

#4 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Wii, 2007

Times Beaten- 1

The fifth entry returns the series to the inside of Hogwarts, but with different gameplay. The developers put a ton of effort into this game, and it shows. They managed to get many of the actors from the movies to do the voices in the game, which is nice. The gameplay is solid-ish with a new dueling system that allows you to use different spells for the most part rather easily. There are also mini-games to play such as wizard’s chess and gobstones.

There are lots of fun little puzzles to solve too that net you emblems. The more of these you collect, the more stuff you unlock, whether it help you in the game, or bonus material like cool interviews and behind-the-scenes stuff with the cast and crew.

It is far from flawless, however, but it’s a good game to be sure.

#3 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

PlayStation 2, 2004

Times Beaten- 1

This game impressed me. It is the style of the first two games, but actually good. The controls work, the gameplay is fun. And you get to play as Ron and Hermione for the first time! Each of the three wizards-in-training learn their own unique spells and you can switch between them at any time, making for more diverse gameplay and puzzle-solving. Thinking on it, this and Goblet of Fire are the only two games where you don’t play as just Harry.

Also, for some reason, Hermione has shining blond hair, which is kind of weird.

#2 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Wii, 2009

Times Beaten- 1

This game plays like Order of the Phoenix, but improves upon it. This is actually a really fun and really good game.

#1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2

Wii, 2011

Times Beaten- 1

They go out with a bang in the final entry to the series. It’s the same TPS-style like Part 1, but fixed everything that made Part 1 bad. Now you can switch spells on the fly, and they actually do stuff, making the gameplay intense, fun, and very satisfying. This is truly a great game. Except it’s super-short, seeing as it basically only covers the tail-end of the book.

So there you have it, all the mainline Harry Potter games from worst to best in my opinion. Truthfully, only the last three are truly good games that I would recommend playing.

It’s Astounding How Useless Most Video Game Trailers Are

Seriously.

How many times have you been disappointed by a trailer? And I’m not talking about a game you were maybe excited for and then the trailer didn’t make it look so good. I’m talking about the fact that they don’t show any bloody gameplay in most trailers!!! And if they do, it’s like a quick second or two of it, peppered throughout the trailer several times. 

But a ton trailers just focus completely on story. Usually long cinematics with either a monologue or text narrating some bits about the story.

Does anyone really care about the story that much? Don’t get me wrong, I love a good story, but I’m not going to buy a game for it’s story. I’m going to buy it if it looks fun. So it’s incredibly frustrating that I have to go on YouTube and look up gameplay videos because the trailers, which are designed to sell the games, are useless.

I find this to be the biggest problem on Steam and the PS store, though I’m not too certain with the latter because they don’t let you skip through the trailer, so I’ve never sat through one long enough to see if it has any gameplay.

But on Steam, they sometimes have 3-5 trailers for a single game, each around 3 minutes long, and you’ll only get about 15 seconds of gameplay collectively, if any at all. This is not always the case, fortunately. Some developers are kind enough to give us a gameplay trailer every now and then.

As I think on it, I realize what these companies are doing now. I forgot. Most people judge games by graphics. So they have to show off all the most graphically impressive moments in their game, which obviously is all the cinematics.

That way people will be like “Oh, look at the graphics, this game must be good!” So consumers will either buy it on the spot, or at least further look into it to find out how the game actually plays. I imagine it’s the same principle as dating. You aren’t going to pursue something initially that doesn’t look appealing to you.

But games are meant to be played. I like to play games…not look at them.

In short, I believe trailers should be like 80% gameplay with some small story elements thrown in. Here’s to hoping!

I Can’t Wrap My Head Around This Whole “Cancel Culture” Thing

For about a month or so, I’ve been hearing about a group on the internet going around “canceling” people, which has inevitably lead to something called “cancel culture.” I have really tried to understand this, and to be honest, it took two weeks to really kind of get what is going on, but I still don’t get it.

In short, it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of…

But from what I have gathered, it’s a bunch of people, mostly kids around the age of 20, give or take, an age group who literally know nothing about life, going around the internet and using their anonymity to force others with different or less favorable beliefs, views, lifestyles, opinions, etc.  into changing them into a life that better suits the all-powerful cancel culture. Actually that’s not true. They don’t force them to change, that would imply giving them a second chance. They destroy that person for not being a perfect human being, or rather for being a person they don’t agree with. In other words they ruin that person’s life. It’s a modern-day crucifixion basically. We just call it “canceling” now because it sounds more politically correct. And Lord knows (can I say that?) that these cancel culturists are all about PC!

Except they are one enormous ball of hypocrisy.

Hmm. Where have I heard this done before…Oh wait, I’ve read about it, countless times on the bloodiest pages of history.

Think about all the times a group has forced their will on another group or simply eradicated them for being different or having opposing views.

The Crusades stick out in my mind as the biggest one. Or you, know, like any genocide that has ever happened. Like Darfur, Burma, any religious war, or war in general…

What, Cancel folk, just because you aren’t actually killing anybody directly with a weapon makes what you are doing okay? Because you are singling out people, it’s not as bad? You’re still singling out a group. That group, in fact is much, much larger than any group that has befallen such travesty. That group would be anyone that isn’t you, more or less.

Another huge genocidal event that comes to mind is the Holocaust. This one turns out to be super ironic, since they canceled that Gina Mandalorian actress, whose last name I can’t remember, for saying being a republican today is like being a Jew in the Holocaust.

Now me personally, I have literally no reaction to this. Freedom of speech and all that. So say what you want. It doesn’t affect my life, and truthfully no one else’s either.

But no, the first amendment is now, “freedom of speech, unless we don’t agree with it!’

So because this Gina gal (can i say that?) brought up something terrible about history, what happens? The cancel folk drop down on her like thousands of kamikaze pilots. Can I say that? The kamikaze pilots are Japanese, so am I being racist or insensitive towards them? Or because they were killing Americans with that tactic usually, it must be okay to say, being American myself.

In a nutshell, the Nazis worked the Jews and starved them until one or the other made them useless enough to be killed, if they didn’t die from overwork, starvation, or disease first. It was a pretty shitty thing to do, but the Jews, as Miss Gina pointed out, were not a very popular people, so those countries were pretty okay with it.

Now let’s take this last paragraph and change it up a bit.

In a nutshell, the cancel culturists scour the internet, finding anything that isn’t considered a popular opinion or way of life, and do all they can to destroy the lives of these unpopular people. The victim’s lose their job, and their reputation is soiled, thus the victim becomes like this social disease that no one wants associated with their company. That person never works again, and worst case scenario, loses pretty much everything, and could even starve, because going from a celebrity to a store clerk is not something easy to do…by any means, and due to their ex-celebrity status, they would not even be able to get a normal job like that to begin with, so they will eventually starve from not being able to buy food… again that’s worst case scenario The victims could also suffer even more so mentally, and I wouldn’t be surprised if suicide was in the works.

So both paragraphs can be dumbed down to this. We don’t like something. We get rid of it.

This can also be said for all wars and genocides.

But again, the cancel folk are fine, because they are not physically harming anyone! And after all, these people are doing it for the good of the land! They are trying to get rid of the bad people out there. All those crazy, opinionated people bordering on being racist, or saying marginally offensive things need to go!

Never mind the fact that the world is overflowing with criminals and complete literal scum. But it’s not the culturists fault. You can’t stop crime from the internet. Though I doubt they’d try, because today is all about defending criminals and attacking the people who defend us from the criminals instead. Talk about a twisted circle…

This whole Cancel Culture Movement…nah, I wouldn’t say movement, that’s giving these idiots (can I say that?) way too much credit, reminds me of something else that surely these pure souls would cringe upon!

Remember back in the day, before *gasp* internet was invented, when the most exciting thing in people’s lives were public executions?

That’s right cancel guys, you are performing cyber-public execution of one’s well-being, not their physical body. When you pick out someone to cancel, you are essentially placing them in the gallows or guillotine, and wait for all your little fellow cancelists to fill the town square, so in one voice you can cry out to the executioner, (the executioner being the employer or such-related position) to drop the axe on em’.

And speaking of employers, that’s the real problem here. Sorry cancelers, you’re not changing the world. You’re not making it a better place. Your not helping people see the light. All you’re doing is manipulating all these pussy (can I say that?) companies by taking advantage of their greed. God forbid they become associated with someone who isn’t all that popular because of their own opinions, and thus hurt the reputation of the company that employs them, which in turn could lead to less profit that quarter. If all these companies just shrugged their shoulders and told the whiny cancelists to fuck off, their little culture would be gone before it ever started.

The best part is, I imagine the people attacking these companies don’t even use the material the companies shell out. So they wouldn’t be losing anything anyway if cancelists decided to not indulge in giving them money.

Why else do you think they attack things decades old? Because none of these kids watch or use any of this stuff. You think anyone born in the last 20 years is watching Pepe la Pu, or however you spell it and Speedy Gonzales? Do you think they are reading Dr. Seuss? If they did as kids, they sure as Hell aren’t now! 

And let’s go a little more modern. Miss Mandalorian Gina-lady. She’s a minor character in a somewhat popular show. No loss for any cancelist who watches it.

Bill Burr, a comedian. Comedians aren’t that big, and not many people really follow them. So no loss to these enlightened folk there.

Comedians also make a living by being offensive and insulting people, so they are easy prey. Get more creative culturists!

Eminem’s Love the Way You Lie is being attacked. I imagine a lot of younger folk, AKA the majority of the cancel culturists, don’t listen to Eminem and only attack that song as it’s easily his most-played song on radios. At least I assume. It’s the only one I’ve ever heard more than once. This song isn’t even recent. It’s over 10 years old! And guess what, he, and every rapper out their is far more offensive than talking about setting a house on fire when a women is tied to a bed.

The best part is, that line isn’t even meant to be offensive. It’s just a way to express how much he loves her.

So it’s all fun for these cancel culturists because they are not losing anything that they get enjoyment from. But anyone who liked Gina’s character, or loved those Dr. Seuss books…they are victims too. Congrats assholes, you just took away things they enjoyed because you don’t like a picture or a remark someone says.

And that’s just it. All this attacking and scouting is fun for the cancel pals. You’re not fooling anyone. The Gen Zer’s, as they are called, are the first generation to grow up solely on the internet, and as they grow into adulthood, this is what they do with the technology and way of life they share… attacking others. The only motivation these people have is to get more likes and followers on their social media, hoping they achieve the big time by going viral. Plus young people are assholes, and thanks to the convenient anonymity of the internet, they can be the biggest assholes ever, because they are attacking people through a screen. Their victims are world-renowned unfortunately, and don’t share the same luxury.

Or they are so old they can’t defend themselves. (I got you Pepe!)

So how about ya’ll stop pretending to be soft-hearted human sympathizers, because you’re literally worse than anyone else out there.

This is a fact. Some of the most racist and offensive things I have ever seen come from these bold twitter-users trying to cancel out someone who said something that isn’t quite so offensive, and didn’t intend it to be if it was.

So as punishment for their slight slip of the tongue, you will be canceled! That’s that! Fuck you, good night.

But my mistake. The culturists aren’t being racist because they are attacking white people…and skunks.

And it turns out, you can’t be racist against white people, simply because there are more of them out their in the world. Thus, that makes whites the absolute most vulnerable race in the world, and are completely open to all attack, which is about the most racist thing I’ve ever heard, aside from cancel culture tweets.

As for being racist towards skunks, that one’s still on the fence…I suppose it comes down to what’s underneath that black and white fur.

And let’s be honest here. You guys aren’t really offended by any of this. Again, you just think it’s funny. Literally no one can be that offended by that much stuff. You guys are going around, looking for things from decades ago, finding something different about someone, and exploiting it and twisting it around to make it seem worse than it is, and only for a laugh. I believe this to be true, because you would have to really go out of your way to even try to be offended by some of the stuff, which if you even manage to eventually come to believe something is offensive, it would only be a very small amount, and it should be voided because of the amount of personal effort it took just to force yourself to be offended.

Hmm, picking out something different and turning it into something offensive in the public eye. That sounds like something. Racism? Yes. Hitler? Yes. Bullying of any kind? Yes.

And the worst part about all of this, and the part I can’t understand the most, if how all these sheep, I mean cancel culturists, just jump on the band-wagon as they say.

Some Idiot Kid: I think Hulk Hogan’s mustache is offensive!

Other Idiot: Ha! That’s funny! Me too!

They create memes and share posts with their friends and then those friends share it with their friends and eventually it snowballs into something crazy and a wrestler that was prominent in the 90’s and early 2000’s is now the anti-christ.

Be your own people, for the love of God! (Can I say that?)

And for the record, when you think you’re righting people when they are forced to make public apologies, do you really think most of those are sincere? Of course not. They do give a crap. They are just taking efforts to make sure they can have continued employment, much in the same way the companies they work for don’t care either, but just want to make sure they maximize profits. So if you weirdo’s somehow gain any satisfaction from these apologies, don’t.

You know, the idea behind people banding together to accomplish something is truly wonderful though. It’s something I’ve been wanting to happen for a very long time. To solve actual problems though. When people come together, they can make changes. All governments suck, pretty much everything is entirely too expensive, while companies, colleges, and pretty much every for-profit establishment scams and takes advantage of it’s customers… just to name a very few and very vague amount of infinite problems.

Everyday the world gets worse, and we finally get a generation that bands together, for the first time since like the revolution against Great Britain, (speaking from my American point-of-view) and this is what they do with it. Attack a dead author’s work, and countless other meaningless things. And with the internet, now people can band together globally, instead of within a country, but honestly, countries only care about themselves, and each has their own set of problems, and pretty much hate every other country, so why would they help each other out?

And besides, I imagine the cancel culture consists of mostly Americans, because only they can be so delicate, and have the free-time and the “selfless bleeding heart attitude that essentially says ‘I think I am better than everyone else.'”

The rest of the world doesn’t give a crap. They’ve got more important things to do than worry about what forms of media are offensive.

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Finals!) [Champion Crowned!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout.

It’s down to the last two here. Vote for the hottest to make them the champ!

Check out everything leading up to his point, listed here!

Now let’s get to it!

 

Bulma Brief

Bulma is the first character you ever see in the Dragon Ball series, so it’s fitting she is here in the finals. She remains a prominent character throughout the entire series and has an even more prominent physique, usually showing off her figure in some way.

Now let’s see human imitations of her!

Very hot, human or drawing!

And here’s a bit of lesbian love!

 

Vs

 

Cocoa

 

Cocoa is probably the most minor character in the whole tournament, and here she is, going head to head with the most major female character in the show! There isn’t much on her, but there you go!

 

 

And the winner is…

 

Champion

Bulma Brief

The first character to ever appear in Dragon Ball is now officially the hottest! She has given us quite a show for more than two decades! So thank you Bulma, and especially the people who draw her and the women who cosplay her!

And  thanks to all who voted! See you next time!

 

And as promised, here is all the combatants, listed in my personal opinion of least hot to hottest…more or less.

 

#47 Leena

(Knocked out by Bulla in Round 1)

leena 2

 

#46 Sorrel

(Knocked out by Hop in Round 1)

sorrel

 

#45 West Supreme Kai

(Knocked out by Vados in Round 1)

west supreme kai 2

 

#44 Dercori

(Knocked out by Caway in Round 1)

dercori_of_universe_4_by_elrincondeurko_dblputy-pre

 

#43 Pan

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 1)

dragon ball pan tattered

 

#42 Rylibeu

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 1)

rylibeu 2

 

#41 Tights Brief

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 1)

dragon ball tights

 

#40 Oceanus Shenron

(Knocked out by Valese in Round 1)

dragon ball oceanus_shenron_by_superfernandoxt_dbj0wev-fullview

 

#39 Princess Snake

(Knocked out by Annin in Round 1)

dragon ball princess snake fur

 

#38 Kusu

(Knocked out by Marcarita in Round 1)

dragon ball kusu sexy punk

 

#37 Marron

(Knocked out by Valese in Round 1)

marron

 

#36 Roasie

(Knocked out by Bikal in Round 1)

roasie 2

 

#35 Kale

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 1)

dragon ball kale angry and topless

 

#34 Mai

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 1)

dragon ball mail commando bra

 

#33 Akana Kimidori

(Knocked out by Hasky in Round 1)

Akane-Kimidori-300x225

 

#32 Fanfan

(Knocked out by Chi Chi in Round 1)

fan fan

 

#31 Colonel Violet

(Knocked out by Melee in Round 1)

colonel violet 2

 

#30 Hop

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 2)

hop

 

#29 Angela

(Knocked out by Erasa in Round 1)

dragon ball angela bikini

 

#28 Miss Piiza

(Knocked out by Videl in Round 1)

dragon ball miss piiza large chest

 

#27 Hasky

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 3)

dragon ball hasky lingerie

 

#26 Cocotte

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Semi-Finals)

dragon ball cocotte_by_r0ckystar_de1mmo2-pre

 

#25 Ranfan

(Knocked out by Panchy in Round 1)

dragon ball ranfan lips

 

#24 Panchy Brief

(Knocked out by Hasky in Round 2)

dragon ball pancy micro bikini

 

#23 Melee

(Knocked out by Chi Chi in Round 2)

dragon ball melee by_givitch_dd5vym7-fullview

 

#22 Caway

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 3)

dragon ball caway torn

 

#21 Ribrianne

(Knocked out by Kakunsa in Round 1)

dragon ball brianne_de_chateau_by_dannyjs611_dbrbksp-fullview

 

#20 Kakunsa

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 2)

dragon ball kakunsa by_superfernandoxt_dcesi6l-fullview

 

#19 Bulla

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 2)

dragon ball bulla naked with armor

 

#18 Valese

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 2)

dragon ball valese tattered

 

#17 Bikal

(Knocked out by Caway in Round 2)

dragon ball bikal bikini butt

 

#16 Marcarita

(Knocked out by Heles in Round 2)

dragon ball marcarita___dbs_by_dannyjs611_dayblv1-fullview

 

 

#15 Vados

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 2)

dragon ball vados orange bikini

 

#14 Videl

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 3)

dragon ball videl torn up

 

#13 Erasa

(Knocked out by Videl in Round 2)

dragon ball erasa pants down

 

#12 Annin

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 2)

dragon ball annin skimpy

 

#11 Yurin

(Knocked out by Heles in Round 1)

dragon ball yurin tattered

 

#10 Heles

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 3)

dragon ball heles shy

 

#9 Chi Chi

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 3)

dragon ball chi chi yellow bikini big booobs

 

#8 Launch (Purple)

(Knocked out by Launch ((Blond)) in Round 1)

dragon ball launch purple yellow bikini

 

#7 Launch (Blond)

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 2)

dragon ball launch shaded

 

#6 Cocoa

(Runner-Up)

dragon ball cocoa-amaguri-hentai-027

 

#5 Caulifla

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Semi-Finals)

dragon ball caulifla_in_halloween_costume_by_foxybulma_dcrdvgd-fullview

 

#4 Kefla

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 3)

dragon ball kefla_wearing_jack_the_ripper_clothes_by_foxybulma_dcgbn4a-fullview

 

#3 Maron

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 1)

dragon ball marron tattered

 

#2 Android 18

(Knocked out by Bulma in Semi-Finals)

dragon ball android 18 open vest

 

#1 Bulma

(Champion)

dragon ball under the lab coat

 

Truthfully, I think Android 18 is the best looking. But Bulma shows us so much more of herself so that she comes off far more appealing. We even get to see her boobs for a millisecond thanks to Krillin!

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Semi-Finals) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

We’ve got five women, two bouts, and lots of pictures! Which two will make it to the finals? It’s up to you!

 

Bout #1

 

Bulma Brief

 

Vs

Android 18

 

These two beauties are easily two of the most beautiful women in the entire series. Who will come out on top?

 

What a looker. She’s always a knockout in everything she wears.

18 isn’t one to be beaten so easily however, and has already knocked out Maron in round 1, who is basically a clone of Bulma.

 

Victor

dragon ball bulma red bikini 2

Bulma Brief

Bout #2

Just one last threesome here.

Cocoa

Who knew such an insignificant character that’s only in like two episodes would make it this far? She’s knocked out gorgeous women like Vados and Videl. She may not have their strength, but she’s got looks that kill! I’ve just gotta keep reusing pictures for her since she’s that insignificant.

Vs

Caulifla

Caulifla’s sexy attire and spicy attitude make her a desirable woman right off the bat. The fact that a woman is in love with her doesn’t hurt either. This gal would definitely swing both ways, which is always a good thing.

Vs

Cocotte

The lone female Pride Trooper has made it all the way to semi-finals! She is another minor character who didn’t last too long in the Tournament of Power, but managed to defeat even the gorgeous Kefla in this tournament! Like Cocoa, there isn’t much to find on her, so I’ve got to reuse pictures.

 

Victor

cocoa 3

Cocoa

 

That’s it, we’ve got our two finalists! Bulma and Cocoa!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

We’re getting down to the end here, but that means we should see some hotness we haven’t seen thus far!

Make sure to vote for who you’d like to see in the semi-finals!

Bout #1

Bulma Brief

Vs

Hasky

hasky gypsy

Let’s check out the heiress of a technological empire!

Bulma is beautiful, smart, fierce, and filthy rich. Nice catch Vegeta. Nice catch.

Hasky is a bit more scarce to find anything on, being a severely more minor character than Bulma. But here’s this.

Her good looks and sexy allure probably make her assassination occupation quite easy.

 

Victor

Bulma Brief

 

Bout #2

Chi Chi

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Vs

 

Android 18

Chi Chi is the overbearing mother of Gohan and lonely and miserable wife of Goku, who is either dead or practicing his true love in life.

Maybe I can entice you to take away her loneliness.

Android 18 is the wife of Goku’s best friend Krillin. He’s a bit more attentive, but sometimes 18 seems disinterested in him. Good news for us!

Robot or not, she’s hot.

 

Victor

Android 18

 

Bout #3

Videl

Vs

Cocoa

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Videl is Gohan’s wife, as we all know. She looks amazing in her tight little pants. But let’s see what else she looks good in!

Whether from Z or Super, she is truly beautiful.

But there is one who wishes to take Gohan from her! A beautiful actress named Cocoa. Unfortunately, there isn’t much on her, so I’m going to have to reuse pictures for her.

You can’t blame Gohan for kissing her. Sure it was “acting.”

 

Victor

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Cocoa

 

Bout #4

Heles

 

Vs

 

Caulifla

 

These two beautiful women show off a great amount of their upper body, Caulifla a bit more so than Heles. But that doesn’t mean Heles is anything less than sexy.

Apparently no one can take a clear picture of someone dressed up as Heles, maybe because her beauty is so radiant? Regardless, there hasn’t been a hotter goddess around since Aphrodite.

aphrodite

Now let’s see how a mighty Saiyan warrior competes?

Boy, cosplayers probably love Caulifla. With the exception of her crazy hair, she’s got simple clothing that still show off their bodies and looks sexy as hell. And we’ve learned that’s exactly what cosplayers love to do in my cosplayer tournament.

 

Victor

Caulifla

 

Bout #5

We’ve got another threesome here!

Caway

 

Vs

 

Cocotte

 

Vs

 

Kefla

So who’ll it be? The gorgeous cosmic Caway, the skin-tight uniform wearing purple babe Cocotte, or the sexy, slender Saiyan fusion?

All of them are beautiful with bodies in the realm of perfection, but Kefla takes the most points for revealing hers the most…

 

Victor

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Cocotte

 

That’s it for round 3! Five women have moved on to the semi-finals!!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

Now let’s finish off round 2!

 

Bout #9

 

Bikal

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Vs

 

Caway

caway 2

 

Bikal is a sexy vampire-looking lady whose skin-tight leotard thing leaves little to the imagination.

She can suck on me any time!

While Bikal is the dark side, Caway seems to be more on the side of light.

Caway is both fierce and sexy, just like Bikal!

 

Victor

dragon ball caway lingerie

Caway

 

Bout #10

 

Hop

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Vs

 

Cocotte

dragon ball cocotte

 

Hop is part cat, but really just a purple human with a slammin’ body and cat accessories. I’m willing to bet she has all the accessories we need for a good time however.

 

Cocotte is also a purple humanoid with large breasts and a skin tight Pride Trooper uniform. She too most definitely has an incredible body with all the goods under it.

 

Victor

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Cocotte

 

We have out final bout for round 2 up next! It’s time for another threesome!

Bout #11

 

Kefla

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Vs

 

Bulla

 

Vs

 

Valese

 

Kefla is the stunning fusion of Dragon Ball babes Caulifla and Kale, clearly bringing out the best features of both.

 

Bulla is the beautiful daughter of Bulma and Vegeta who seems to age far faster than normal people ought to. Though being half-Saiyan, I guess she isn’t exactly normal.

She also seems to be into women…

 

Valese is Goten’s sexy date. She’s a ditz, but she’s kind and beautiful. But only one of those traits matter in this tournament.

And yes, she is with Bulla in that one picture above. So bonus points!

 

Victor

dragon ball kefla top up

Kefla

 

That’s it for round 2! Be sure to check out all the hottest girls in round 3!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 2) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

Now let’s get another dose of beautiful women!

Bout #5

 

Videl

Vs

Erasa

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Videl is the headstrong and physically very strong wife of Gohan. She is beautiful in Super, but her best looks are definitely when she’s a bratty teenager.

Videl is the original wearer of yoga pants, and looks incredible in them.

Erasa is Videl’s best friend and would probably bang Gohan if given the chance. That lucky son of a…

There’ no denying she’s gorgeous. It’s hard to not look good in that tube-top.

Now let’s see how close these two friends really are!

Gohan is lucky indeed.

 

Victor

Videl

 

Bout #6

 

Vados

Vs

Cocoa

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Vados is the beautiful yet conservative dresser of Universe 6. She’s infinitely powerful. Does she have the beauty to match?

Under her robes is certainly a perfect body, and it would be heavenly if only she shared it.

Cocoa is a beautiful actress who also would like to have Gohan in bed. Man, what is with this guy? He can get every hot chick around.

 

Victor

cocoa 4

Cocoa

 

Bout #7

Marcarita

 

Vs

 

Heles

 

Marcarita is the angel of Universe 11. She doesn’t say or show much in the show, as she is a minor character and is forced to wear the loose and large garb of the angels. But her body is probably quite angelic. Here’s some proof.

That’s a body worth traveling across universes for.

 

Heles is a god of destruction, and one obsessed with spreading love.

Works for me.

 

Victor

Heles

 

Bout #8

Caulifla

 

Vs

Kakunsa

kakunsa 2

 

Caulifla is the fighting prodigy from Universe 6. She also believes shirts get in the way of her fighting it seems, which is never a bad thing.

She is tough and spunky, and would probably show you a crazy night.

Kakunsa is a much lesser character. She’s easily the most beautiful of the little love triangle of universe 2, and the only one who remains so after transforming. Her skin tight costume definitely helps with that.

 

Victor

Caulifla

 

That’s it for now. We’ve got one more part for round 2 coming your way soon!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 1) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out the first round listed here!

Now let’s check out some ladies!

Bout #1

Bulma

Vs

Launch (Blond)

Bulma is the richest woman in the Dragon Ball world? Is she also the hottest?

Dragon Ball, Z, or Super, you can count on Bulma to turn some heads.

Launch is very beautiful as well, though the blond one will likely kill you and steal everything you own. But it’d be worth it for a night with her…

So which of these strong-willed, tough-as-nails women is hotter?

Victor

Bulma

Bout #2

Panchy Brief

VS

Hasky

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Panchy’s looks never quit, as she hardly ages at all in all the years of Dragon Ball.

With her sexy tube-top, she’s always ready to serve up some food, or some lovin’! She’d probably do anything you asked just to make you happy, she’s that nice of a woman.

Hasky is a beautiful blond assassin and much younger than Panchy. Will this youth prevail?

Since she’s such a minor character, there isn’t much for me to show…

She’s like if Han Solo was a hot blond…

Victor

hasky 3

Hasky

Bout #3

Melee

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Vs

Chi Chi

Melee is a beautiful demon clad in a skin tight leotard thing. She’s a very minor character, so unfortunately there isn’t much to find for her…

Hell wouldn’t be so bad if you got to see her everyday. Though I suppose the torture would be she’d be standing just out of your reach.

Chi Chi may be all human, but she is as fierce as a demon, and also beautiful, but seems to be the only one in the show besides Krillin to age normally. Even so, she usually looks beautiful no matter what age.

Victor

Chi Chi

Bout #4

Annin

dragon ball annin

VS

Android 18

Annin is a beautiful Goddess of sorts who will do whatever it takes to protect the furnace she watches over. She also seems like she’d be a good wife, despite the fact that she’ll outlive any husband. But at least her beauty will shine on forever!

18 is an android who, as far as I can tell, is a stunningly beautiful woman who is completely human with the exception of having pesky human limitations like getting tired, aging, and physical weakness. So in other words, she’s perfect.