All These Classic Mini Consoles With Pre-loaded Games Need To Stop!!!

Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of re-releasing old consoles in a miniature form for all the people who missed them. But most of them are quite pointless since you can get most of these games on every system for the last 2 generations, except for the upcoming Sega Genesis Classic. But even that, there have been so many Genesis collections that it is completely redundant.

Why not, instead, do these video game companies just release a dedicated mini console that has nothing preloaded on it at all? Instead just let it have an internet connection to something like the PlayStation Store or Nintendo eShop where games of that console can be purchased for cheap. Instead of being forced to have 20-30 games, why not give gamers a huge selection, ideally eventually getting the whole libraries of these systems on there. Yes, I know that is an unrealistic amount of work, but it’s better than releasing the same classic games over and over again on every new console, scamming people into buying them multiple times.

Imagine just buying a cheap NES Classic with no games. You plug it in, hook it up to the internet, search for a game you want, and bam! it is there. Now you have the liberty of searching for every game that ever came out on the system, and you have it forever. If these companies continued to support these mini consoles, then there would be no need to re-release these games every few years on different consoles.

It would be great to buy an SNES classic with nothing preloaded onto it, because I have almost every game on the classic. Instead of buying games I already own, I can search for the games I missed and play them on a dedicated SNES platform where I can digitally buy any SNES game ever made.

Right now I am at the mercy of what has been ported to Wii and Wii U, or else finding a very old copy on eBay or a very expensive copy.

Just think of these companies as physically re-releasing these consoles all over again, and now you have the ability to buy any and all the games you desire, on a system that is capable of running with today’s technology. And if possible, have it able to play all the old cartridges and disks from the original system, which would mean compromising the “mini” part to an extent, but oh well, that’s something we are not really worried about I would venture to say.

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Super Smash Bros Ultimate- Who Will The DLC Characters Be?

A few months ago, I posted a list of some of my most wanted characters.

So now that the entire roster has been revealed, save for the 5 mysterious post launch characters, let’s see how I lucked out.

First off I said I hoped all the characters come back, and what do you know? They are. I said everyone except Young Link and Pichu, but we even got them, so it’s pretty awesome.

Paper Mario

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Nowhere to be seen. He has been my most wanted since Brawl was announced. I hope they make him one of the characters.

Dark Samus

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Well here is a win…sort of. While I am happy she…he…it?… is in the game, they made her an echo of Samus, which is disappointing because she has such an incredible move set to pull from. I mean, her assist trophy displayed that in Wii U/3DS.

Simon Belmont

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Another long time wanted is in the game! Can’t wait, he looks awesome!

Sora

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Nothing yet, but maybe they will time his release around that with Kingdom Hearts 3? That would be incredible.

Luigi from Luigi’s Mansion

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Nope. Luigi is still just the weird slight Mario clone that isn’t anything like Mario anymore.

Sonic & Tails

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My dream team is not a reality. Bummer.

Viewtiful Joe

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Another perfect character for the smash bros universe is nowhere to be seen. Henshin a no no baby.

Wonder Red

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A great game on Wii U that went completely under the radar. I guess it’s not surprising he didn’t make it in. But maybe DLC alongside a surprise Switch port would be nice.

Dixie Kong

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Not as a stand alone or tag team with Diddy. Just a spirit. But they just might deem her as a worthy extra…

Zero

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Well he made it in as an assist trophy at least. I guess that’s better than nothing.

So looking at this, none of my hopes were fulfilled for the most part. I got Simon, an echo fighter and an assist trophy, and the rest…nothing. Oh well, I’m still excited about all the new additions anyway.

Hopefully I will get lucky and a few of these guys will join the roster with the DLC content.

My Top 10 PlayStation Games

I’m not going to lie. PlayStation is my least favorite console of all time. Probably because when I was a kid, all the games I had were terrible. We somehow lost all of those games when my family moved, so I guess it wasn’t a total loss. Since then, I have grown my collection with new games, and I’m still not overly impressed. I now have 30 games for the console, and have played 21 of them so far. So of those, here are my top 10.

#10

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Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix

Kronos Digital Entertainment/ Eidos Interactive

2001

 

 

I tried to play through this game at least 5 times, but always got sidetracked and never finished it. It’s hard as hell, both in combat and puzzle solving. Each time I played I got a bit further before stopping again…darn those commitment issues. I gave up last time because I somehow saved when I walked into a room while getting shot at so every time I load, I die immediately.

Annoying, but still a fun game, and you play as a few sexy protagonists, so that’s always a plus.

#9

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SquareSoft/ Square EA

2000

 

 

This a pretty good game with a unique combat system that I didn’t really understand, but the story was good and the characters were fun and different. A pretty solid JRPG in any case. The light nods to Chrono Trigger are cool too.

#8

ff7Final Fantasy VII

SquareSoft/ SCEA

1997

 

 

This has a great story, awesome characters and decent enough gameplay. I never beat it though. Commitment issues…

#7

mega-man-8-anniversary-edition-playstation-front-coverMega Man 8

Capcom

1997

 

 

This is actually probably the worst Mega Man game, but it is still quite a lot of fun. I just wish they did away with the annoying high pitched voice of our hero.

 

#6

ff9boxFinal Fantasy IX

SquareSoft/ Square EA

2000

 

 

This is probably my favorite Final Fantasy of all time. It has a great story, interesting characters and the overall game isn’t overly complicated at all.

#5

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Capcom

2001

 

 

It’s Mega Man X. They are great games. Though this one doesn’t really compare to other games in the series, it’s still highly enjoyable.

#4

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Capcom

2001

 

While this is a huge improvement over 5, it is still lacking compared to other titles in the series, but again, it’s still a MMX game, and they are hard to screw up.

#3

rayman-2-the-great-escape-playstation-front-coverRayman 2: The Great Escape

Ubisoft

2000

 

 

I don’t even know why this game is so good…it just is. Fun and varied gameplay, great level design and powerups make this a pretty great adventure.

#2

Castlevania_SOTN_PALCastlevania: Symphony of the Night

Konami

1997

 

 

This game blew away any expectations I had, easily destroying all previous games in the series up to that point. It felt like playing a Metroid game more than anything, and when you can say that, you know you are in good shape.

#1

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Capcom

1997

 

 

Yep, my favorite PlayStation game also happens to be my favorite Mega Man X game of all time! This game still had the simplicity of the original 3, but improved upon them greatly. The armor expansions probably give you the coolest abilities up to this point and the gameplay is so refined by now. The series constantly tried to top this and that’s when things turned into over-complicated messes.

Movies That Are Better Than The Books… Are There Any Out There?

I love reading, and I suppose I enjoy watching movies as well. Half the movies out there are visual renditions of books, if not even more. The trouble with these movies are, they generally don’t live up to the books remotely, due to all sorts of constraints, and many of them seem like rushed summaries of the source material.

But are there any movies out there that actually surpass their original writings?

I really don’t know…so from now on, I will be keeping a running list of any I happen to find.

Trouble is, I haven’t read the book to most of the movies I’ve seen, and the books I’ve read, I haven’t seen the movies, and kind of don’t want to, because they are probably terrible.

If you can think of any, please let me know!

I’m drawing a blank but here is what I’ve thought of so far.

Catch Me If You Can

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The book is sort of an auto-biography of Frank Abagnale Jr. as he tells of his time as a master check fraud con man. It’s a good book for sure and gives more insight into what was actually going on in his life than the movie.

The movie is much better however. But to be fair, it changes a lot and makes it more dramatic and eventful. The fact that two of the best actors ever, Tom Hanks and Leonardo DeCaprio, star in it helps it a whole lot too. The changes they make only improve it and make it one heck of a wild ride.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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These films are truly a marvel. The books are practically nothing but long, relentless descriptions of nature and an awkward closeness between Frodo and Sam. Each book gets better than the last, but they all are pretty rough reads.

The movies however…my god. Peter Jackson essentially took the characters and main plot goal and then did his own thing. He cuts about 90% of the books and replaces it with amazing action, suspense and drama and everything awesome.

What he was able to do with such poor source material is truly amazing. Not only are these movies infinitely better than the less than enjoyable books, but he managed to make them into three of the best movies ever made.

 

And… that’s all I’ve got. Wow…hopefully we’ll see some more added here.

Again let me know if you know of any movies that you like better than the books!

 

 

Insurance Is One of the Biggest Scams Out There

Seriously, I can’t take it anymore. We spend thousands and thousands of our hard earned money on insurance…which is essentially just throwing it in the trash. And most of the insurance we never even use each year!

It would be more effective to just put the money we spend on insurance in a separate bank account and when we actually need it, we would probably have plenty of money to pull from, except unless you need hardcore surgery, which would rarely happen I think, so we have nothing to worry about.

Insurance companies take advantage of everyone’s fear of the unknown. They make us think “I never know when I might need it” and these blasted companies profit hugely on us. I mean think about it. They get all this money and don’t spend a dime on us usually. How much does it cost to put us on a list once a year of our specified coverage. Not thousands of dollars I think.

And what’s even more ridiculous, if there is a good chance you are going to actually need some type of insurance, they won’t give it to you, or slay you with premiums!

If you live in a flood zone, do you think you can get flood insurance on your house? Nope! That would mean the insurance company would actually have to pay out from the millions of dollars they are profiting each year.

If you have a health condition or use tobacco products, it’s going to cost you a lot more to get health insurance because again, you are likely going to need it. And the only reason you get insurance at all is probably because of some law.

And even if you are in good health, and actually go to the doctors a few time, guess what? Chances are your plan has a deductible that you will never, ever use up. Meaning, before you use up that deductible you pay out of your own pocket, those insurance companies don’t have to pay a thing. It’s ridiculous what we have allowed.

Dental and vision are ridiculous too. They are much cheaper, but still, you only go there once or twice a year, so is it really worth the money? Of course not!

And car insurance, what a crock of crap! If you slip up just once, whether it be an accident or a ticket with points, your insurance will go drastically up for years. Even if you’ve been paying into them for 15 years without ever an issue, in other words, you’ve given them like $20,000, and get one speeding ticket, you are demanded to give them even more money for the next five years because you’ve shown yourself as a bad bet. Once a company has to spend money on you, they make sure to get it back threefold.

And what’s even more ridiculous is the fact that men under the age of 25 have a higher premium because “studies show them to be the most aggressive drivers.” What horse dookie! In the world we live in today, where everything is somehow sexist, racist, stereotypically offensive “we want equal rights blah blah blah,” how in the world do they get away with this? And if you are a male under 25, then you probably don’t realize just how much you are paying extra. It’s a lot. My insurance went way down when I turned 25. I can’t remember the exact figure, but it was enough to get me even more angry over the bull crap situation.

We need a change God dang it! Because these companies are screwing us…and I mean hard! Look at your paycheck. How much of it at the end of the year goes to your benefits? How much have you actually used those benefits? And that doesn’t even show you the vast amount of other insurances you are paying for. It’s got to stop. This greedy world is sucking us dry, leaving us with nothing but stress and shattered hopes while we struggle through life with barely a dollar to spend. There would probably be an insurance policy for that, but since you would absolutely need money, you wouldn’t be able to get coverage.

But then again, I guess that’s welfare. And the hardworking citizens pay for that. Great place, this world…

Resident Evil Series Ranked

With all the buzz going around for the awesome looking Resident Evil 2 remake, I thought it’d be appropriate to rank all the games in the series thus far (the ones I have played anyway). I was going to do this when RE7 came out, but never got around to it.

I’m pretty excited for this game, so it will definitely be fun to take a look back at the long, varied legacy of Resident Evil… so here we go!

 

#15

Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D

3DS, 2011

Times Beaten- N/A

This is a pretty fun game, with lots of cool characters and several costumes for each. It gets boring after a while though.

#14

Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles

Wii, 2007

Times Beaten- 1

This was an interesting game, making fun use of the Wii motion controls. In the sprit of House of the Dead, you replay through the games in an arcade on rails shooter, and even experience some new story elements that they skip over in the main games. It’s not all that great however and is a bit on the annoyingly difficult side at times.

#13

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

PlayStation 3, 2012

Times Beaten- 1

This spin off is more like Left 4 Dead. You choose a class and go on a killing rampage. It is intended for online play, but I just played the single player campaign. It’s decent.

#12

Resident Evil Revelations

3DS, 2012

Times Beaten- 1

I wasn’t crazy about this game. It combined the more modern feel of 4 and 5 with the old school way to play and was okay, but left me preferring the full old or modern gameplay. You fought pretty much the same enemy the whole game, and the title confused me. There were no revelations at all, everything just made you have more questions which I assume get answered in the second one. Decent game, but forgettable.

#11

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

Wii, 2009

Times Beaten- 1

A much better sequel to Umbrella Chronicles. This just refined everything and the result is that it’s a whole lot more fun. There is more new story elements added as well.

#10

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

GameCube, 2003

Times Beaten- 2

A port of the original PS game, this follows Jill during concurrent events with RE2. I didn’t love this game at first, but the second time I played though it, I loved it. Guess it’s an acquired taste or something?

#9

Resident Evil

PC, 1997

Times Beaten- 0

For the time, this game was outstanding…still is I suppose. I loved it. I played the heck out of it. Trouble is, the save feature didn’t work for whatever reason on my computer so I really kept playing the same parts over and over in maybe an hour, getting a little further in that hour each time. Was awesome, but it got to annoying to even try to complete in one sitting.

#8

Resident Evil 2

Nintendo 64, 1999/ GameCube, 2003

Times Beaten- 2 on N64, 2 or 3 on GC

This took everything amazing about the first game and just improved on it. Nuff said.

#7

Resident Evil: Code Veronica X

GameCube, 2003

Times Beaten- 2

This game is just kooky and awesome. The characters and story are set apart from the main series, but it is highly interesting.

#6

Resident Evil 4

GameCube, 2005

Times Beaten- Around 4

I was nervous when they announced this game and said they were changing up the formula I had grown to love so much. But that worry immediately dissolved upon playing it. This was a breath of fresh air for the series. It’s intense action and fast pace coupled with a new and interesting storyline made this something truly great.

#5

Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition

Wii, 2007

Times Beaten- 1

This took an already amazing game and updated it to make it even better.

#4

Resident Evil 5

PlayStation 3, 2009

Times Beaten- 3

This took the gameplay of 4 and made it better. The added real time inventory management is a great addition and the story is one of the best in the whole series. Just don’t give any ammo to your partner.

#3

Resident Evil

GameCube, 2002

Times Beaten- At least 4

This is the game that truly made me fall in love with the series. It’s one of the best remakes ever and with all the updates to it, one can finally experience the game that started it all the way it was meant to be.

#2

Resident Evil 0

GameCube, 2002

Times Beaten- 3ish

This is Resident Evil at it’s finest. Tense gameplay, unique/bizarre story, awesome areas to explore, and the dual character addition I just really enjoyed. Not to mention Billy is one of my favorite characters in the whole series.

And my favorite game in the whole series…..

#1

Resident Evil 6

PlayStation 3, 2012

Times Beaten- 1

I enjoyed almost every second of this game. A bigger story told through a variety of characters was a great idea. As for gameplay, they did a great job combining the feel of the old and modern games, plus adding a fresh feel to it on top of it in a way far more successfully than Revelations did. This is one of the very, very few games I was sad when I beat it.

 

 

Well that’s that. I can’t wait to see where the new one winds up!

 

 

Do You Find Yourself Losing Patience With Video Games The Older You Get?

I’m just curious if people are experiencing this as well. I’m nearly 30 years old now and noticed that the past few years I have had no patience for games…like at all. Granted, I’m a very impatient person to begin with, but I just can’t be bothered with a lot of them now.

I still beat every game I buy, (unless it is absolutely terrible/unplayable) but it seems like I rarely find one that I actually enjoy.

I just played a couple Fatal Frame games and Silent Hill for the first time, and really did not like them. If I was younger, I would have loved them. I just found them so boring. But it confirmed something I have been thinking lately…

I am a huge Resident Evil fan, but lately I’ve been wondering if I would like them now if I just played them for the first time like Silent Hill. Probably not, and this is because any game that involves you walking around looking for hidden items to place into spots to unlock other secrets just annoys me anymore. I didn’t mind walking all over the mansion in the original Resident Evil trying to find obscure keys and then trying to remember what door they belonged to when I did finally find them.

But now, forget it, I walk around for maybe five minutes, throw my hands up and say “screw it, I’ve had enough,” and immediately use a walkthrough to beat the game. This is what I did for the Fatal Frame games and Silent Hill. I just can’t be bothered to sit there and waste time trying to figure stuff out.

Other games that drive me crazy are the hard games that force you to use trial and error to beat it. I used to like this when I was younger and it always felt satisfying to me when I did beat them, but now it drives me crazy. And this is because somewhere down the line, I developed an extreme hate for repeating myself, this includes words I say, actions I do, and games I play. Once I do something, I want to be done with it. I can’t stand when I die, and get sent 10-15 minutes back and have to work my way all the way to the part I died, just to get three seconds further and die again, learning the game as I go, until I struggle through to the next checkpoint, only to repeat the process all over again. I HATE IT!!!

I credit all this impatience to the fact that I have severely less free time now than I did as a child and the ever growing backlog of games I have (which is nearing 500 now). I don’t want to waste my time playing the same parts over and over, or waste my time looking around like a lost child for something I don’t even really know I’m supposed to be looking for.

I just want to get through the games and enjoy them while doing so. This rarely seems to happen for me nowadays. Though I guess if the game is truly good, then I don’t mind doing all of the stuff I have no patience for (sort of), so maybe the problem is I just don’t like the games I’m playing? But again, I don’t even really like video games anymore. And yet I still buy them and play them all the time. It’s like a cursed drug!!

Does anybody else find themselves in similar situations as they get older?

My Top Ten PC Games

So I’ve got a lot of PC games, like close to 600 of them, and I’ve only played about 160 of them so far. PC definitely makes up the most of my enormous backlog. But of the ones I’ve played, here are my 10 favorite…maybe…there are so many it was really hard to pick them.

 

UPDATE 11/7/18- After playing Darksiders Warmastered, I added that to the top 10, knocking Hyperdimension Neptunia ReBirth:1 off of the list!

 

#10

Diablo

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Blizzard Entertainment, 1996

This has a great, dark atmosphere, tons of weapons and spells, just as many enemies and great gameplay. Such a fun and satisfying game. Not to mention an interesting story.

#9

Diablo II

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Blizzard North/ Blizzard Entertainment, 2000

This took all the flaws in the first game and righted them, while adding impressive skill trees, an endless supply of enemies, a way better story, more classes to choose from, and made it a whole lot harder. Like dang. But it is great. The only thing I miss from the first one is the great atmosphere and music.

#8

Nox

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Westwood Studios, 2000

My brothers and I received this as random gift from someone and it turned out to be amazing. Great areas in the game, addicting gameplay, fun enemies to fight, and lots of options of attack for the 3 completely different classes, not to mention the different weapons and armor for each. I played this game so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much that I have become completely bored with it, but still always want to play it. It’s a cruel, endless cycle.

#7

Diablo III

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Blizzard Entertainment, 2012

What can I say? I love Diablo. This one blows the other two away, and it should, seeing how long it took to make. With constant updates and all sorts of crap to do, you can play this game forever. Unfortunately I haven’t bothered to do so in a long while, or I will never knock off some of my backlog.

#6

Shadow Warrior

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Flying Wild Hog/ Devolver Digital, 2013

A remake of a nearly 20 year old game, this reminds us how good old school first person shooters are…far better than anything that comes out today. With a huge assortment of diverse weapons and awesome sword techniques, gunning down or cutting down enemies has never been so much fun. Truly a breath of fresh air in a stale time for fps games.

#5

StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm

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Blizzard Entertainment, 2013

I spent most of my childhood playing StarCraft and WarCraft…so much that I wound up hating them because I played them so much. But they are good games, but this is the best RTS I have ever played. The missions are largely diverse, no longer is every one “make a base and destroy all enemies.” The diversity in gameplay, the awesome story and the new additions make this game truly something wonderful. Wings of Liberty is also incredible, but this one trumps it in every way.

 

#4

Darksiders: Warmastered Edition

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Kaiko/ Nordic Games Publishing, 2016

What do you get when God of War and Zelda have a baby? This incredible game. Intense action, cool items and weapons, fun puzzles and overall excellent gameplay make this one to remember. It has an interesting story as well. The warmastered edition just has beeter graphics than the original game, so that’s a bonus!

#3

No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy In H.A.R.M.’s Way

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Monolith Productions/ Sierra Entertainment, 2002

Like Nox, this game was randomly gifted to me by someone. And again, it’s one of the best games out there. You play as basically a female James Bond and use a variety of weapons to slaughter an even more diverse selection of enemies in all sorts fun and unique locales. There is some heavy secret spy mechanics, or on easier difficulties you can go all out shoot the crap out of everything. Truly awesome game.

#2

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

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Raven Software/ LucasArts, 2002

Following Kyle Katarn after he leaves the Jedi Order, this storyline far exceeds the current sequel movies they have been making. Even better is the incredible gameplay. The game starts out as a fps, but once you gain your lightsaber, it switches to third person and you kill all sorts of stuff while gaining force powers. Add some cool cheats, like realistic saber combat, and you’ve got yourself an endless good time. Especially when you can spawn anyone you want from the game in obscene amounts.

#1

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

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Raven Software/ LucasArts, 2003

Yep, this game barely squeaks out on top of Outcast. These 2 games absolutely deserve the top 2 spots. The story in this sequel takes place after Outcast, but this time you play as Katarn’s apprentice. The customization of this apprentice extends from not only appearance, but force affinity/abilities and lightsabers. This, and the better saber combat and exciting enemies are what make this one just a tad better.

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Finals

Well we finally made it to the finals. Two of the hottest pop singers to ever live are about to battle it out to see who the hottest one of all time is. So check out the links listed here if you want to see all the scantily clad competitors, and now here’s the hotness!

 

Christina Aguilera VS Katy Perry

Observe, the hotness that is Christina. She is a sexy, sexy, hot, unbelievably sexy woman with an incredible body.

A dream come true.

And now for the final hottie!

Man, have you ever seen such gorgeous women before?

Now the hard part…to see who is hottest…oh boy…

They both dress very sexy in their own ways, but both showing off their sexy bodies, which are both perfect. I don’t know whose is better.

Overall, Christina is sexier, but Katy is more beautiful. It’s a hard call but I’d have to go with…

Victor- Katy Perry

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That’s right, she is the hottest pop singer of all time. She has a great body, beautiful, hot, sexy, cute, gorgeous features, and just looks to be about perfect in every way! A well deserved win. It’s just too bad she had some melt down and cut off all her hair and doesn’t look so hot anymore. But that’s just me.

 

And as always, I will rank the 16 pop singers on how I personally find them, from least attractive to hottest. It’s just an excuse to see some more of all these hotties. The round next to their name is how far they made it in the tournament.

#16 Fergie (Round 1)

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#15 Taylor Swift (Round 1)

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#14 Gwen Stefani (Round 1)

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#13 Janet Jackson (Round 1)

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#12 Ciara (Round 2)

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#11 Carrie Underwood (Round 2)

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#10 Shakira (Round 1)

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#9 Aaliyah (Round 2)

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#8 Jennifer Lopez (Round 1)

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#7 Jessica Simpson (Round 1)

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#6 Beyonce (Round 1)

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#5 Mariah Carey (Semi-Finalist)

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#4 Britney Spears (Round 2)

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#3 Christina Aguilera (Finalist)

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#2 Ariana Grande (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Katy Perry (Winner)

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Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Semi-Finals

This is it! We are down to the last four hotties. Only two will advance. Check out who’s been eliminated so far and now, let’s move on to the first bout!

Mariah Carey VS Christina Aguilera

Wow. Talk about two unbelievably sexy women. It’s going to be hard to choose which is hotter. But try we shall!

Mariah, the hottie who doesn’t stop…

I’ve always thought Mariah was super hot, but since this tournament, it’s been amplified. She is everything you would want in a woman rolled into the perfect package.

And here’s the ridiculously sexy Christina!

Oh my God, she is so sexy. She is like the embodiment of lust. Everything from her posture, her expressions, her body…she always looks like she wants to have her way with you, and I doubt anyone would be able to say no.

Both women are perfect and deserve to have made it this far. It’s hard to say who the hottest is, but this one is so alluring…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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And the last two women are nothing short of perfect hotties.

Katy Perry VS Ariana Grande

Let’s start with the astounding beauty that is Katy Perry…

Amazing body, great features on said body, and her face is perfectly gorgeous, giving an innocent, likeable woman kind of look, but also hinting at a wild side that everyone wants to see. She looks super sexy singing with that mouth of hers hanging open.

And the younger, yet master of hot and cute herself, Ariana Grande!

Everything about her drives me wild. Her small tight figure, those short skirts, especially when she leans forward in that taunting, sexual way. She knows just how to get our attention with her none too revealing clothes, but makes it even sexier than if she was standing in front of you naked.

So who is the winner? I don’t really know. They are both so perfect. Each is very different, having their own unique hot qualities. But Ariana, while being someone anybody would want to spend their life with, just still has a bit of a babyish look to her, despite being ridiculously sexy.

Victor- Katy Perry

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So we now have out finalists! Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry will battle it out for the hottest pop singer of all time!