Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!

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Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 2

Here we are with the second part of round 2 where we will see 4 more of the hottest pop singers to ever live battle it out for a chance to make it to round 2. See part 1 if you missed out, and now here we go!

Britney Spears VS Jennifer Lopez

God dang it! 2 more gorgeous women! How will I ever tell which is hotter? Guess we’ll have to check out some photos.

I remember when Britney exploded onto the scene with her school girl outfit…britney spears Baby-One-More-Time-2-optimised

Yeah that one…and some hot gym outfit from the same video. When I saw it…this girl became my goddess. Kimberly from power rangers was pushed to the side for all us kids. For the next few years, Britney treated us with sexy, scantily clad clothing that really let us know what the female body could look like…and we ate it up.

Thank you for your wonderful education, Britney!!

I found out about Jennifer Lopez a bit later on, and she floored me as well. She wasn’t as sexy as Britney to me back then, but what about now?

This woman has been hot since she started out her career and just remains so all these years later. She’s got a great body with some nice abs at times, a cute, yet sexy face and some nice long hair to compliment it.

So which of the perfect beauties is hotter?

Well…it’s a tough call honestly. They both have great bodies and are well equipped, but there is something a bit more alluring about this one.

Victor-Britney Spears

 

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Just gorgeous

And again, two more hard to decide hotties next…

Christina Aguilera VS Jessica Simpson

Seriously…why are these women so perfect?

Christina was brought to my attention shortly after Britney Spears, which further showed me how sexy and beautiful women can be.

 

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I remember seeing a picture similar to this at a library and thought it was the most amazing thing in the world. In fact, it was probably the first topless woman I’ve ever seen.

 

 

Ahh….Good times…good times….

 

 

 

But anyway, here’s some more of this pop beauty’s body.

My…she is certainly sexy. What a wonderful body.

But let’s not forget about the gorgeous Jessica Simpson!

What a sex muffin!

I first fell hard for her after seeing a music video for boots made for walking or something, where she did some of this…Jessica Simpson pink bikini collage

Yeah, it was hot…one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t help that her body if absolutely perfect and her hair so long and sexy.

So I’m left at the impossible decision to find who is hotter. Jessica has like such a sexy side to her, but a cute innocent look as well, which is bonus points for sure, but Christina is just pure sexy, layers and layers of it. It’s a close call, but the winner by a small margin is…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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That’s it for now! See you in part 3!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

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Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!

More Stupid Things Nearly Every Driver Does…

This post is to coincide with my old post about obvious things 80% of drivers tend to fail to do. This time around, however, I think it applies more closely to 90% of drivers. That’s right, nearly every single driver I see is guilty of this.

The first issue- why in the heck do people wait until the last second to move into an off ramp lane or something similar?

To further explain, imagine you are on a highway with multiple lanes. Now imagine your highway to have exits every few miles. Now imagine those exits having their own lanes to exit off of. Yes, most exits you see in real life will eventually have a lane open at least a somewhat short distance right before the exit, and in some cases, at least half a mile.

My gripe is, WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE THESE LANES!!!!??? I’m being serious. At least 8 out of 10 drivers will ignore this lane when it opens up and stay in the lane next to it. But they slow down a good 20 mph, thus backing up all the traffic in that lane, and/or forcing others to quickly jump into the next lane to the left, thus most likely forcing people already in that lane to hit their brakes, and before long, at a busy time, BAM! Bumper to bumper traffic.

But anyway, these enlightened drivers will suddenly veer off into the exit ramp just as the exit lane ends, or within the last 20-30 feet of a 500 foot lane. Or my favorite one is the people who slowly move over, driving in both lanes for the majority of the time.

I can’t understand why so many people do this. It’s just so baffling to me. When the lane opens up, quit effing around and move over. It’s not difficult, I swear it’s not! Let us people trying to get places do so…for the love of God!! I can’t tell you how many collisions I’ve avoided from being behind someone who stays in the regular lane while I move into the exit lane. I just always assume the idiot in front is eventually going to move over, so instead of moving further up the exit lane, I fall way back, because the guy in the regular lane is surely going to move over at the last second. This almost always happens. If I had continued on at regular speed, these people probably wouldn’t even look and just move right into me, or at least cut me or someone else off.

My second gripe that 90% of drivers are guilty of…waiting until the last second to move out of a lane closed for road work of something of the sorts. You know what I’m talking about, right? When you sit in traffic for 40 minutes because they close one lane on a 4 lane highway?

Depending on the time of day, this will unavoidably cause obscene amounts of traffic. But if people weren’t so god damn stupid, it  wouldn’t build up as quickly, or in slower times, traffic would be avoided all together.

So what am I talking about that could be avoided? THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE TIME THERE ARE SIGNS ALERTING YOU THAT A LANE WILL BE CLOSED!!!!!

Most construction areas or whatever will put up signs that say something along the lines of “Left Lane Closed In Two Miles.” Some will then give a 1 mile warning and half a mile warning.

Now common sense would tell most people to get out of the left lane as soon as you see the sign. 2 miles is plenty of time to move over to the right without having to cut someone off too badly, if at all.

But no…the few intelligent people that do move over is like the greatest gift to all the other idiots out there. The left lane clears up, so tons of people go into the left lane and slam on the gas, turning the highway into a race track, because they just have to get those 3 cars ahead! Then just when they are about to hit the cones closing off the lane, they quickly cut some smarter person off in the right lane, thus causing that entire lane to quickly come to a complete stop. Now once this lane is stopped, you would think people would just line up, knowing that the left lane is closed.

Nope…

All those bad ass morons just keep piling into the left lane, stopping at the cones and pushing their way into the right lane. Dozens of cars do this, and each one just backs up traffic more and more. And chances are these idiots were sitting in traffic before hand. Your own dumb, selfish actions are what are causing the traffic in the first place…you morons!!! And naturally, people in the lane the idiots are forcing their way into are now moving into the other right most lanes, causing traffic in those lanes as well. And what does that make? A parking lot, folks!

So yeah. That’s all I have to say right now.

The point I’m trying to make is if people paid attention, stopped being selfish idiots (as if) and utilized the tools given to them, traffic would be less of an issue and us people who drive a lot could get back a few hours of our lives each week.

Shadow of the Colossus Is Colossal Crap

I just played the Ico/Shadow of the Colossus pack for PS3. And I really don’t understand why either of these games are “critically acclaimed”, even for back when they first came out.

icoIco was decent. I don’t love puzzle games, though, but it’s still a good enough game that it kept me entertained enough to finish it without hating it for the most part.

Shadow of the Colossus, on the other hand, lost me in an hour.

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I don’t really like quitting games without finishing them, but I have no drive to do so with this one. I was put off with it right away. Thanks to long, slow moving, boring cut scenes, and abysmal control and camera, I hated the game before I even got to the first boss. 3 bosses later and I had enough completely.

Walking around a boring world with those awful controls was bad enough, but to fight the bosses is another test of patience entirely. Seriously, what is fun about climbing up the hair of a giant monster? This would be okay, but all you do is wait while the dumb thing tries to throw you off. Attack when it finally stops, which the windows are usually pretty short to do so, often times having your charged up attack interrupted by the swinging behemoths. So yeah, none of that sounds remotely fun…and it’s not. I don’t want to play games that make you wait while things endlessly shake. It’s crap and it’s boring and I don’t think a game has ever lost me so quickly. After the third boss, the thought of having to kill 13 more (I think) was unbearable, so I’m going to save myself the frustration.

If you like this game, (which apparently most of the world does) I envy you, but I just can’t get into it. This should change the name to “Shaking Colossal Monsters! Hang On!”

The fact that this game has been remastered twice is just baffling to me.

My Top 10 N64 Games

Back with another top 10 list…this time another Nintendo console I wasn’t all that fond of. But just like the NES, this one is home to some of the best games ever made. I’ve only got 17 games left for the console, having given away many of them (like a fool). Of those, I’ve played 14 of them, and these are my 10 favorite…

#10 Mario Tennis

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Camelot Software Planning/ Nintendo, 2000

This one hasn’t aged well at all, but it still can be picked up to have some fun. I used to have a lot of fun with the family playing this game.

#9 Donkey Kong 64

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Rare Ltd./ Nintendo, 1999

I hated this game at first. I couldn’t understand why Dixie and Kiddy weren’t in it, and I thought the gameplay was terrible. After a while, it grew on me and I realized it’s a pretty solid game, though still nothing spectacular.

#8 Star Fox 64

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Nintendo, 1997

This is a fun game, but probably one of my least favorite in the series. I used to have a lot of fun in the awesome multiplayer mode though.

#7 Mario Kart 64

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Nintendo, 1997

I played the crap out of this game and loved every second of it. It was such a step up from the first game, that it was hard to stop playing. It is pretty crappy nowadays though, but still fun overall.

#6 Super Mario 64

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Nintendo, 1996

I couldn’t wait to play this game. It was the first full 3D game many of us played and it amazed the poop out of us…except I still found myself rather disappointed with it, since Super Mario World is so much better.

#5 Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

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HAL Labs/ Nintendo, 2000

This game blew me away. It still is one of my favorite Kirby games of all time. The ability to combine powers made the gameplay so much more fun.

#4 The Legend Of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

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Nintendo, 2000

This is one of my least favorite Zelda games, but it is still incredible, giving you a completely different experience than ever before. It had a lot of awesome ideas, and a lot of not so awesome ones. It actually took me three attempts to truly get into the game.

#3 Super Smash Bros

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HAL Labs/ Nintendo, 1999

This game was a dream come true. The hilarious commercial seemed unreal when it first came out, but then to actually have the game and play it, and realize it is the most fun you’ve ever had…just wow.

 

#2 Paper Mario

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Intelligent Systems/ Nintendo, 2001

Again, this had another funny commercial, and again, you were completely blown away by the amazing game that it is. When you stop to think about it, it is such a random, wacky idea, but it is one of the best RPG’s ever made.

#1 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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Nintendo, 1998

Were you really expecting anything else? I could play this game every day. It is just perfect. This is the game that made me love 3D gaming. The temples, the time travel, the combat, the bosses, the whole darn adventure is just magical.

And there you have it. That’s almost all of the games I own for the system (that I have played anyway) in my least favorite to favorite. Though I didn’t like the system overall, these games, especially the top 5, are complete masterpieces.