Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey 03

 

 

Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

aaliyah queen of the damned.jpg

So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

aaliyah sheer

Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!

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