Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 2) [Now You Can Vote!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out round 1 to see which of the hottest Dragon Ball characters advanced. Now let us go!

Bout #8

Marron Vs Android 18

Wow! What a match up and so sad that it takes place so early in the tournament, as these two are easily two of the hottest women in the entire series.

Marron is essentially a Bulma clone, but younger and with bigger boobs.

Android 18 is a human turned machine with a strong heart and sexy looks/personality.

Coincidentally they are both in to midgets. Clearly it pays to die half a dozen times. Your reward is ridiculously hot women who are willing to marry you.

Bout #9

Miss Piiza Vs Videl

Here are two more beautiful women. Miss Piiza is the sexily dressed girlfriend/mistress thing of Hercule Satan. Videl happens to be Hercule’s martial arts savvy and beautiful daughter. She looks really good in her tight shorts by the way.

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Bout #10

Erasa Vs Angela

Next up is two of Gohan’s classmates, both very beautiful and both would totally bang him. Angela even blackmails Gohan into going on a date with her. Based on looks alone, who should Gohan go for?

Bout #11

West Supreme Kai Vs Vados

We’ve got some godly women now! Do their looks live up to their titles?

Bout #12

Cocoa Vs Tights Brief

Next up is a beautiful actress who swindles her way into Gohan’s life, a little closer than Gohan would prefer perhaps, but if he was single, he’d be one lucky fellow.

And then there is the out-of-nowhere surprise big sister to Bulma, who looks like the younger version of her mother.

Bout #13

Kusu Vs Margarita

Two more angelic women, both in title and form.

And that’s it for part 2! We’ve still got plenty more women to go.

Make sure to cast your votes to decide who goes on to round 3! Results will be posted next week!

To All The “Passionate” Republicans and Democrats

To the Democrats…

It’s 2021 and the world is still here, despite all y’all being convinced it would not be when Trump got elected.

And to the Republicans… it’ll still be here at the end of Biden’s run.

And to the folks pushing to have Trump removed from office now rather than in like a week…good gravy, get a hobby or something.

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 1) [Winners Revealed!]

It’s time for another Tournament of Hotties, and this time we’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series, (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Bout #1

Bulma Brief Vs Mai

Bulma is the beautiful blue-haired leading lady in the entire series, and is always dressed to impress. Her looks steal the show throughout the whole show save for GT. Dragon Ball and early Z more so than the others thanks to her sexy wardrobe!

Mai is also a pretty woman, but never shows herself off, too busy being a henchman or fighting to save her planet against a villainous superpower with only a rifle. So she’s got courage at any rate!

Victor

Bulma

Bulma Brief

Bout #2

Launch (Purple Hair) Vs Launch (Blond Hair)

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This is the same chick. The purple is an innocent, clueless sweetheart, the blond a psychotic criminal badass. She switches back and forth every time she sneezes. If you’re doing the bad thing to purple, you better hope she doesn’t sneeze, as blondie will kill you.

But the following photo proves if they were separate people, they’d get along just fine.

dragon ball launch love

Victor

dragon ball launch

Launch (Blond)

Bout #3

Ranfan Vs Panchy Brief

Ranfan is a martial artist who distracts her opponents with her good looks and hot bod. So if she takes of her clothes for you, chances are she just wants to kick you in the face.

Panchy Brief, on the other hand is sweet as pudding. As Bulma’s mother, it’s obvious she gave Bulma her good looks, but not quite sure where the blue hair came from. She’s always ready to prepare something sweet and delicious for you, so yeah…bonus…

Victor

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Panchy Brief

Bout #4

Hasky Vs Akana Kimidori

Hasky is a bounty hunter, which isn’t so great if she’s trying to kill you, but at least the last thing you ever see is a sexy blond.

Akana is actually from another comic book series created by the man who made Dragon Ball. She makes her appearance when Goku travels there in search of Dragon Balls. She’s pretty hot in a tank-top and shorts, so woo-hoo.

Victor

dragon ball hasky lingerie

Hasky

Bout #5

Colonel Violet Vs Melee

I’ve always heard most military women are pretty wild. Violet seems to be no exception.

Melee is a demon from Demon Land. Demons are always talked about in a negative and fearful way, but if they look and dress like her, they can’t be all that bad.

Victor

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Melee

Bout #6

Fanfan Vs Chi Chi

Fanfan is a woman Roshi and Shen used to fight over in the olden days. She looks an awful lot like Colonel Violet.

Chi Chi is the wife of Goku. She is very beautiful in this picture, and it’s definitely the prime of her life. This is when she’s 18-years-old or so at the end of Dragon Ball. Unfortunately she starts to decline almost immediately. She’s still good looking in early Z, but she seems to age faster than every other character, so by the end of Z, she’s quite old looking. ‘Tis a shame she never gets an adult version of her childhood attire.

dragon ball chi chi kid clothes

That’ll do…

Victor

dragon ball chi chi butt

Chi Chi

Bout #7

Annin Vs Princess Snake

We’ve got two otherworldly deities competing here.

Annin watches over a furnace, likes to fight and eat noodles.

Snake likes to seduce people with hot green women and food and whatever else your heart desires, and then eats you. Both women kind of suck, but at least they’re nice to look at.

Victor

annin 2

That’s all for now! See you in part 2!

Everyone’s Hating On 2020, But It’s The Best Year In My Adult Life…

All I’ve heard people say the last three months is something along the lines of “God, I am so done with 2020, this has been the worst year.”

What I hear is, as soon as it turns 2021, all my problems are going to be erased.

That’s not true. Life doesn’t work like that I’m afraid.

But anywho, while most people have had a pretty awful year by the sounds of it, I really have to say that is not the case for me.

In March I got a six dollar raise and saw my favorite band of all time in concert for the first time.

Towards the end of March or early April the government shut down due to some infamous virus, which was literally the greatest thing ever.

Being an essential worker, I still went to work, and man was it awesome. My commute to work dropped from 65 minutes to 40. My commute home, depending on where I was working, dropped from 1 hour, 40 minutes, to 50 minutes.

Bam! I got an hour and a half of my life back overnight. Seriously, going on a major highway at rush hour where it used to be a slow-crawling parking lot, and then suddenly becoming empty save for a couple dozen cars is truly mind-blowing.

But what’s better than a shorter commute? Not commuting at all! From mid-April to mid-June, I was furloughed from my job, and it was easily the best two months of my life. My wife was furloughed at the same time, so we actually got to spend a lot of time with each other, and it was really nice. It opened my eyes to just how much work negatively impacts a marriage. We even, through a bit of luck, were able to take an unplanned, yet incredible two week vacation!

I really hated my job, so coming back from furlough was very difficult. Traffic was worse by then, but still not at the level it was pre-corona. But I didn’t have to suffer for much longer, for I got a new job that was pretty much everything I ever wanted in a job. Except the guy I worked with in this new job was a complete asshole, so they fired him in my sixth week, so that I became in charge almost immediately. Awesome!

My wife got into a very competitive school, and when she finishes, will hopefully get a very good job that she will love and pretty much triple her salary. She’s even got a 4.0 gpa so far!

The wife and I also managed to do a lot of work on the outside of our house that I never thought we would get done, and it’s such a relief to know that it’s finished now!

I tried out for a bassist position in a band that plays rock ‘n’ roll, blues, jazz and all that. Music I am not at all in to, and on an instrument I have never played seriously. I impressed the heck out of them and they allowed me to join their ranks, and it has been so fun learning bass guitar in a whole new way for music I never really considered playing.

And to top it all off, I finally was able to replace my barely-working 12 year old laptop!

So yeah, 2020, you might have given a lot of people a hard time, but I will always look back on you fondly!