Tournament of Hotties: Soulcalibur- Round 1, Part 1 (Winners Revealed!)

I was requested to do this one, so here goes. My experience with Soulcalibur is very limited. I played Soulcalibur II for GameCube quite extensively, and played Soulcalibur III on PS2 for a few hours, and that was all like 15 years ago, so I don’t remember much, but I’ll do my best. I do remember there being flying skirts, big, bouncing boobs, and a lot of revealing outfits, so that’s a formula I can work with in any case. Alright, let’s see how these weapon-wielding wonders stack up!

Round 1

Seong Mi-Na

VS

Sophitia

Two hotties right from the get-go. Let’s check out Seong first!

 

Seong had one of the more revealing outfits in SCII if I recall. But she clearly had decent parents. They must have told her, “Seong, you’ve got a nice body. If you insist on showing it off, make sure you come up with some way to keep the boys away from you. Make sure you’ve got something longer than they do.”

Sophitia seems to dress more proper, but still sexy at the same time. I remember her skirt flying all over the place when she moved or got sent flying. My friend got so excited about the fact that you could see her panties, and I thought he was so weird for it. And look at me now…

She’s beautiful. And there’s this gentle innocence about her. She’s the type of girl you could take to meet your parents without any worries. And then she’ll plow the hell out of you in the bedroom.

 

Victor

Sophitia

 

Round 2

Taki

VS

Ivy

Two more hotties. I guess they probably all are?

Here’s Taki!

She’s the one whose boobs I remember flying all over the place. I suppose that can’t be helped since they are so massive. Seriously, how does this woman fight? She would move so much faster if she didn’t have forty pounds hanging off her chest. Man, she must have had to retrain herself (assuming she began fighting as a small child) like five times, since her tits would throw her completely off balance as they grew more and more.

Ivy is either extremely confident in her abilities, or the exact opposite, for she shows off an incredible amount of skin, really only ever protecting her tits, for the most part. Is this because she believes she will never get hit, or is she worried her fighting’s not good enough, so she tries to distract her opponents with what she really has talent in (looking hot). My guess is a little bit of both. I think she is such a seasoned dominatrix that she eventually got so good with a whip that she figured she might as well use her talents for beating the crap out of people for a purpose other than kinky sex.

So who will it be? Both women leave little to the imagination in different ways. Taki with such tight clothing that you can see every little curve and muscle on her, or Ivy, who wears so little there isn’t much left to long for.

 

Victor

Ivy

 

Round 3

Xianghua

VS

Cassandra

Xianghua is the most conservative dresser so far, which means she depends on skill over distraction, so kudos to her. But in this case, it isn’t really doing her any favors.

Cassandra is the sister of Sophitia, and also doesn’t seem to mind giving peeps up her skirt. Oh the things you could get up to with those two. Cassandra looks a bit more fierce than her gentle-looking sister. I don’t know if that reflects on the battlefield, but I think Sophitia might still be wilder under the covers. It’s the quiet ones…

 

Victor

Cassandra

 

 

Round 4

Talim

VS

Amy

Talim is certainly a cute little hottie who isn’t shy to show some skin, which is very much appreciated!

Amy’s another little cutie who prefers to cover her midriff, but instead wears sexy little dresses you most often see around Halloween. That one cosplay picture she looks like a red-headed Nellie Oleson.

 

Victor

Talim

Congrats to all the winners, we’ll see them again in round 2!

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