Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 1 (Part 3)

Okay everybody, let’s jump right to the hotties! But if you need to, check out Round 1 Part 1, and Part 2.

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Ciara Hanna

First off in Round 1 Part 3 are two of the hottest blondes you will likely ever lay eyes on. The hard part today is to decide which is hotter.

Let’s start with Sara. I first laid eyes upon this gorgeous woman when I was looking up something about one of the new Star Wars movies, and by some miracle, I came across this picture.

Sara-Jean-Underwood-Padme-Amidala-Cosplay-1Now it is not every day you find someone who looks hotter than Natalie Portman did in the same costume. I immediately fell in love with this woman. To my great delight, pictures such as these were attached to this one…

My first thought was she was a cosplayer, until I saw the car wash photos. That led me to believe she was a beautiful person who had an outstanding body that she loved to show off, and did so in a charitable way, while also conveniently having a bunch of friends who didn’t mind dressing super scantily and washing cars at the same time either. This provided a great service to their customers, who not only went home with a clean car, but an erection as well! What nice girls!!

Well obviously this must be some kind of fundraiser of sorts with Star Wars somehow involved. Whatever the reason, I decided to look more into this girl that had me so entranced. Was it because of her perfect body, beautiful face and charitable, helpful character, or was it because I love Star Wars just as much as nice, beautiful women? Perhaps putting both together was a match made in a heaven?

Anyway, this is what I found.

Turns out she’s a PlayBoy model. Having never looked at one of those magazines, I must admit, I am curious if they all look as good as her. But I seriously doubt it. This girl has an absolutely superb body, and a face that looks kind, sweet and fun. She looks like the type of girl you could get lost with all night, and then bring home to meet your mother. Until what she does for a living comes up anyway.

Oh and in case you were wondering, she looks amazing as Leia too.

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Eat your hearts out…

 

 

 

Next we have an equally beautiful and precious looking woman, Ciara Hanna, making her second appearance in a Tournament Of Hotties, but this time as herself and not as a character she played. Which is exactly how I came to learn about her. She was the yellow ranger in the Power Rangers: Megaforce series. She was really quite beautiful in the show, but it wasn’t until I was looking up pictures of her for the first Tournament of Hotties that I learned she is one of the most beautiful, sexy, cute, gorgeous, adorable, sweet, amazing…I’m running out of adjectives. Enough jibber jabber, just look at some pictures of her…

Oh man, she just looks like the biggest sweetie and sex muffin! I don’t know if I want to hug her or do something more private. But let’s face it. We’d all pick both. Another girl you would take home to meet the family, but you couldn’t wait to live so you could have your way with her.

Everything about her is so perfect and sexy, yet cute and sweet. But what really gets me is when those sexy lips placed upon that beautiful face curve into a smile.

I love her sexy, wavy hair too…and her eyes…everything…

This might be one of the hardest to choose from in the tournament thus far. It seems a crime that one of these perfect blondes must be eliminated, but I must persevere and choose one.

 

Victor

Sara Jean Underwood Black Bra

Sara Jean Underwood

 

Moving away from blondes, we have two brunettes in the running!

Elizabeth Hurley

VS

Kristen Stewart

 

elizabeth_hurley_07The tall, slender large breasted woman known as Elizabeth Hurley may be one of my earliest crushes. I first saw her in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, where her sexy accent and perfect body charmed the pants off of everyone. The humorous censor scenes, aside from making me laugh, just showed how hot this woman was, not to mention how big her boobs are. Everything from her hair down to her futuristic styled boots is enough to make anyone start drooling. You really couldn’t blame Austin for trying to “shag” her the whole movie. No one else would be able to resist her either.

But it wasn’t until I saw Bedazzled that I considered her one of the most beautiful women on the planet, for she is so impossibly hot. In this movie, she plays the Devil. And this fact alone makes it an interesting movie. If the Devil looked like this…

then I am willing to bet just about everyone would sell their soul to her. The torture would be the “look but don’t touch rule” on this babe for all eternity. As you can tell, Elizabeth is nothing short of perfection. Ugh…just look at that body. Beautiful…so slim and toned…she’s as hot as the fires of hell…I know…I know…I had to say it.

She is getting on in years now, which is a blow to us all, but even still she looks nothing short of fabulous.

Any sane person would jump at the chance to get in on some of that, 20 years ago or now.

 

Next up is Kristen Stewart. I imagine I discovered her the same time everyone else in the world did. I remember it all too clearly. I visited my buddy in college and we were bored one night so we decided to go down to the auditorium where they were having a movie night. It was some movie none of us ever heard of, but we figured we’d watch it anyway. When we walked into the auditorium, I immediately noticed we were the only guys in there, never a good sign.

That’s right, you guessed it. That movie was Twilight. We had never heard of it and never knew it was this huge book/movie business. Anyway, the movie was basically awful. Except for the lead actress, Kristen. She was a hottie. She made most of the movie somewhat enjoyable just because of her looks. But after the movie ended, I forgot all about her until years later when I saw some pictures of her. It may have been these ones in fact.

She had become older and more mature and something about her just blew me away. Yeah, she has a perfect body, no doubt, sexy attitude and hot hair, but that isn’t what really gets me, it’s that face of hers. It is just so entrancing and wonderful.

I just can’t explain it, it just makes my heart melt. Maybe it’s because she dresses most of the time in regular clothing, and looks like a normal person most of the time, not some big shot celebrity. I don’t know. I don’t think I have a “type.” Maybe she’s it?

And speaking of the way she dresses, she looks amazing in everything. No matter what she dons, she is just tipping over the hottie scale.

Wow, she is just a steaming hottie, hot enough to take on the Devil herself. I don’t know what it is, it might be all her vampirey witch craft or whatever, but she definitely has me under some spell.

And she’s bisexual, which is huge points in my book.

So which of these two perfect women is hotter? It’s hard to say. Kristen is more my age, so maybe that’s why I feel some weird cyber connection with her. Elizabeth Hurley is much older, but still competes with Kristen any day. Decisions, decisions. I will have to give it to…

Victor

elizabeth hurley red dress

Elizabeth Hurley

Sara Jean Underwood and Elizabeth Hurley move on to Round 2! Their victories are bitter sweet, for Ciara and Kristen both are such sweet contestants I could totally get along with.

See you next time for the conclusion of Round 1!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women Round 1 (Part 2)

Welcome back to Round 1, where 2 more sets of unbelievably hot women will face off to see who is the hottest. Check out part one if you missed it. Now, let’s not waste anytime, let’s check out the next two hotties!

 

Angelina Jolie

VS

Denise Richards

Phew, these women are amazing! Just look at em up there. You couldn’t wish for more hotness than these two have!

Let’s talk about Angie first. Where to begin? I first found out about Angelina Jolie’s existence from watching the 2001 movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. If ever there was a thing as “love at first sight,” this was it for me. She without a doubt, was the most beautiful person on the planet I had ever seen. I didn’t even have to put in the movie to fall in love with her. The stinking cover was enough.

tomb raider cover

Dang. I was 12 or 13 when the movie came out, and this was about the sexiest thing I had even seen in my life. The long braid of hair, the tight tank top that shows off a huge pair of jugs and the abs bulging out…not too much, but just enough to tell you this woman is toned as hell, and unbelievably gorgeous. The short shorts that give way to long slender legs that are criminally cut off are an amazing tease. How dare they cut off any portion of this perfect specimen’s body!?

 

 

 

When I finally stopped staring and popped the tape in the VCR, it became immediately apparent that the cover was not a hoax, this woman, Angelina Jolie, really is that hot. If anything, the cover does not do her unheard of beauty justice, for it does not capture how effortlessly sexy this woman is. From the way she moves, to the way shes talks. Even if she just had to scratch her head, the eloquent way she moved her arm up to her head would have me melting all over. Each word seemed to drip from her lips, so sensual and loving, her smile so sexy and beckoning. And speaking of her lips, my God, they are the most luscious things you will ever lay eyes on, well maybe unless you look down at her chest. But anyway, those perfect lips make her words all the more paralyzingly sexy. You could be content just watching her speak and move. You love the words coming out of her mouth, it almost becomes as good as sticking something in those lips, a tragic fantasy every man must have ripped from them when watching this beauty, unless your Brad Pitt and a few other incredibly lucky guys.

If the pain of watching everything about her physical perfection wasn’t bad (or good) enough, it was even more agitating but equally pleasurable in the fact that every thing she wore in that movie, despite not being revealing at all, made her look like the most incredibly sexy and alluring sexual beast the world has ever known!

Here is just a quick example…

 

Literally everything she wore hugged her body in such a perfect way, or really more specifically, they hugged her boobs, making each and every one of us jealous of a shirt…It was like none of the outfits were big enough to fit around those beasts, and that was for the better, believe me! There was even an occasional nipple poking through, which obviously, is all the more welcome!

But anyone who has seen this movie will take one amazing, joy filled memory with them. You know what I am talking about…I know you do!! The famous shower scene. First off, this scene has no nudity or anything, it’s just Angelina like running water down her hair for like 15 seconds, but the way she moves…it’s just…oh man…I don’t know. She just makes it seem so erotic. It’s basically like you are having sex with her. She even parts those luscious lips from a side view for you, and that is enough to shoot a tingle down everybody’s spine. But that is not even what I am talking about. It is when she gets out of the shower that the magic really happens.

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The most amazing side boob you will ever see. Let me explain how amazing this was as a child. I was barely a teenager when I saw this and probably the only boobs I ever saw were Rose’s from Titanic. Then I spent this whole movie staring at her jugs with all her tight fitting shirts being stretched to their limits. Then she gets out of the shower and to everyone’s delight, she rips her towel off unexpectedly and turns just enough that you can see everything you possibly can without it being full nudity and keeping the movie PG-13.

Now this amazing side boob does a couple things. It confirms her boobs are as big as they look and it releases some weird sexual tension that has built up from watching her supreme hotness, which is amazing and much needed at this point.

Those are the pros, the con, it leaves you wanting more…so, so, so much more! You want to see every part of that beautiful toned body, every tiny inch of it. How could they tease the viewers like that! Eventually, you learn to just be happy you got to see any part of her at all, and then enjoy the rest of the movie with a smile on your face as you watch her in all her unmatched hotness, staring at her boobs ready to burst from her shirts, thinking to yourself, “yeah, I got to see those…a little…to the side…” as your smirk grows bigger.

So yeah, that is the story of how I fell in love with Angelina Jolie. For years I stated without hesitation that she was the most beautiful woman on planet Earth.  I have seen very few movies with her in it, but of the ones I have, she is just as alluring and sexy in all of them. It was only fitting that she was cast in the role of probably the most famously hot female video game character ever designed at that point.

Next up is Denise Richards. Like Angie, I discovered her from a movie, and the whole time she was in it, I couldn’t help but get aroused. She brought the meaning of sexy to a whole new level, from the way she looked, talked, walked, and above all, her facial expressions were such a big turn on, it blew me away.

What movie am I talking about? The 1998 film, Wild Things of course! Despite this being a very thrilling movie on it’s own, the director clearly searched high and low for the hottest woman they could find and then spend half the movie showing her off. Literally everything she wears is skimpy and revealing in some way. You also get to see her naked on several occasions and make out with a girl on her own and in a threesome. So yeah, it’s pretty amazing stuff. She looked a little like this…

 

Believe it or not, she is way hotter in the movie even! And just like the woman she is competing against, she has a wonderful rack and big, sexy lips. If you were to look up any word in the dictionary related to the words, “hot,” “sexy,” “arouse,” “dammmmmmnnn,” etc., it would be hard to tell which of these two women’s photo would go there.

Denise is most famous for being an unbelievably hot Bond girl I believe. A movie I have to see.

She has also been featured in PlayBoy Magazine wearing a…net…

 

Not very practical clothing, but if its purpose is to make us all sit up a little straighter, then they nailed it on the head. I have only even seen Denise Richards in this one movie, but I can only imagine that just like in Wild Things, any time she is on screen, you will forget entirely about the movie and will instead be lost in her all encompassing beauty.

Unfortunately today, she isn’t all that hot. Her body is still amazing, but her face looks kind of weird, like plastic surgery gone wrong or something. Even so, do not let that detract from the impossibly hot woman she once was!!!

Now for the hard part. To decide which of these inhumanely hot women is hotter. Both have perfection on a physical level, and both are unbelievably sexy and heart melting beauties that would easily take your breath away if you saw them on the streets. But to choose only one, I would have to go with this one…

Victor

angelina jolie 6

Angelina Jolie

This hottie just has a more sexy edge on Denise. It just seems to flow off of her so naturally. She really must be an alien or something…

And now for the next bout!!!

 

 

Katie Cassidy

VS

Joanie Brosas

Hot dog!! We’ve got two tall, slender and absolutely gorgeous girls up next!!!

Katie Cassidy became one of the most beautiful women in the world to me after viewing her in what is probably my favorite show of all time, Arrow. In season 1, she wasn’t all that spectacular. She was very attractive of course, but nothing mind blowing. She sort of looked like this…Katie-Cassidy-Regard-Magazine-Photo-Shoot-arrow-cw-33738859-940-586

though not as made up of course.

But then along came season 2 and my God, I don’t know what happened, but I was hit by the train that is her infinite beauty. Ever since, every time she is on camera, I can’t help but drool. The show itself is always so intriguing, keeping you on the edge of your seat, but this beauty comes along and steals all the focus. But that really isn’t all that surprising when you start to look like this…

 

In the show, she plays a lawyer and always dresses really professional, so you can never tell what kind of body she has, though it’s obvious it’s a hot one. And if you couldn’t tell from the pictures above how sexy her long legs are, or how gorgeous her body is, here is some more proof…

So as you can tell, she has a wonderfully tone body, with an especially great booty. Everything, from that sexy wavy hair of hers down to her toes is just steamy hotness. Unfortunately, I have never seen her in anything but Arrow, but I am sure she’s gorgeous all the time!

Next up is the fabulous Joanie Brosas. This incredibly hot woman I believe is a model, which how could she not be, she’s beautiful x1000. But I think she is more known for her cosplaying, where she specializes in wearing as little amount of clothing as legally  possible.

As you can tell, she’s quite good at it. Her body is absolutely flawless. In fact, normally I would say she is too thin, but for some reason, maybe because she looks to be on the tall side, it works for her, thus just adding to her already inhuman hotness. Something else super sexy about her is that long, flowing hair of hers.

I don’t know why, but that is just as much of a turn on as her beautiful body.

This was another girl I fell hard for immediately. I was looking up something about a rumored Tomb Raider movie a few years ago, and I found this instead.

So yeah, anyone could fall victim to this appealing specimen. The long hair, the cute face, amazing figure, long legs, firm butt and the oh so sexy under boob make her a force to be reckoned with on the scale of hotness.

So I love everything about both these girls, so it comes down to which one is just simply better looking…and while they both are at least 10/10 on the hottie scale, this one can be pushed up to a 12..

Victor

Joanie Brosas darth vader

Joanie Brosas

Well folks, that’s another 4 hotties revealed, and another 2 to move on! See you next time for 4 more hotties as Round 1 continues!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women (Round 1, Part 1)

And here we are with another Tournament of Hotties, this time nothing Power Ranger related! Instead, I gathered the 16 hottest women I could think of. But not your everyday hot. These women cause you to think, “They can’t be human, they can’t be from this planet. No human being from Earth could be this hot.”

Now I am sure there are plenty of hotter women out there, but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head, and I am sure they look quite normal when they don’t have all that make up on either. But that is not the point. These girls are just so inhumanly hot that they must be recognized.

And as wonderful as these women are to look at, it is going to be quite a terrible experience to narrow them down to just 1 that is the hottest of all. How could anyone choose?

Also take note that this has nothing to do with how these women currently look, but is more how hot they were at some point in their lives.

So without further ado, let us begin Round 1.

Tara Reid

VS

Megan Fox

Dang…just dang…Right off the bat are two magnificent hotties. Let’s start with the gorgeous blond Tara Reid.

I first discovered this sexy lady in the 1999 film, American Pie, where she looked like this…and please, click on these pictures to see each one bigger…

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In case you get lost in all the hotness here, Tara is the second from the left…

In this movie she wasn’t  “inhumanly” hot, but her raspy voice is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard. Every word out of her mouth sounds like she is trying to seduce the person she is talking to, which makes every man wish they were on the receiving end of those words. I think they even mention in the TV show Scrubs, where she occasionally has a small role, how sexy her voice is. She looks amazing in that show as well.

And when she appears in American Pie 2, her hotness is multiplied. They even point this out, as the main character, Jim says, “And Vicky got hot!” Vicky being Tara’s character. And Jim could not be any more right. She is smoking hot in that film, looking more like this.

I think the only other thing I have seen her in is American Reunion, where she is also smoking hot, though age set in a tad, unfortunately. But any sane man and some edgy women would do her anyway.

In case you couldn’t tell from her pictures, she is like the definition of a gorgeous blond. Her body is flawless, she has long longs, a nice set of boobs with seemingly very perky nipples as evidenced here.

Those little guys are always trying to sneak through! Not to mention two of the pictures in the group above this one!!

So yeah, this girl is hot, unbelievably hot. Every molecule on her body rages sexiness and we can’t get enough. She is also the first girl I have ever seen fake an orgasm on television, and I thank her from the bottom of my heart. Her screams of pleasure through that raspy voice are something that can never be duplicated by anyone else.

Ugh…so hot…

And next we have hottie number two…Megan Fox!! The first time I laid eyes on this beauty was on an episode of Two and a Half Men. I believe this was before she was famous, for I had no idea who she was at the time, and no one else did either. All I knew is that when they showed some random girl in a bikini hanging out with the rest of the cast, I thought to myself, “That is the hottest girl I have ever seen.” The whole episode was about how hot this girl was and how everyone on the show was drooling over her. Their acting was top notch, because I can firmly say, everyone in real life was doing the same. Nobody that hot had ever been on television before.megan_fox

This was a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time ago too. She has done nothing but get hotter.

But what really made this amazing looking girl famous was that unforgettable “under the hood” scene from Transformers. You know what I’m talking about, the scene where she is looking under the hood of her car and they pan up her body.

Yeah…that one. I bet you during this scene in the theaters, the whole theater was filled with the sounds of rustling denim as every man adjusted themselves.

I only saw the movie once (not in theaters), years and years ago, and this is all I remember from it. And what else could you take away from it? The moment you see this, it is all you will ever see for the next 3 days!! The way her sexy brown hair falls over her scantily clad body is so sexy. I was skeptical about seeing the movie, and every time I heard about it or asked about it, all I ever heard was “Megan Fox is so hot!” And that is how she became world renowned. But it wasn’t for many years later that I found out this new name everyone was talking about was the same girl I had subliminally fallen in love with from Two and a Half Men.

Everything about her is perfect. Everything. Every time she moves, every time she speaks, even stinking blinks, her hotness infests your brain. I honestly don’t know how every man who has seen her in person isn’t in jail for sexual assault. How could anyone resist such beauty?

Wearing nothing…

Megan Fox naked

She’s hot…

Fully clothed…

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She’s hot…

 

She is inhumanely hot and sexy and seems to have been born that way. Even without makeup I guarantee this girl is smokin’. I can’t even get over it. I wish I could meet someone 1/4 as hot as her. That girl would be by far and away the hottest person I’ve ever met.

So now the daunting deed must be committed. Which of these alienish women is hotter. The blond or the brunette?

It’s very close. Either one would fulfill any man’s wildest fantasies, but I would have to go with…

Victor

Megan Fox beach stroll

Megan Fox

 

Now that I have shamed one of the hottest blonds of all time, let’s see what two amazingly hot women are next…

Scarlett Johanson

VS

Jessica Alba

Well crap, two more impossibly hard to choose from women. Let’s start with Scarlett. The first movie I ever saw her in was The Avengers, where she played the role of the incredibly bad ass, yet amazingly sexy and impossibly hot Black Widow. In fact, the first scene you see her in, she’s in a black dress that she looks simply amazing in.

See? I told you so. Right then and there, I realized she was one of the hottest women on the planet.

She first appeared as the character in Iron Man 2, where she looked amazing, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say she was inhumanly hot, though she definitely was rocking the costume and was still gorgeous.

It wasn’t until Avenger’s that she reached such a high level of hotness, and hasn’t slowed down a bit. She’s every bit as gorgeous in any of the other movies she plays the role in, if not hotter.

I have never seen her in any other movie, in any other role other than Black Widow, so I find myself wondering if it is just the character that is so hot, or the actress?

Yeah…it’s the actress.

She is stunning no matter what she’s doing it seems. Wow, just beautiful. There is just such a tough, sexy look about her, yet a sort of innocence as well, like she isn’t trying to be sexy, it just radiates from her naturally. She’s got a nice rack too, so that’s nice.

And next we have the amazing beauty, Jessica Alba. The first movie I saw her in was Good Luck Chuck, and man was she gorgeous in it. One can’t help but fall in love with her looks as well as her charming, adorable personality. I haven’t seen many other movies with her in it, but the ones I have, she is always beautiful and sexy, and usually strips down to nearly nothing. An old co-worker of mine was so in love with her, he kept a copy of Into the Blue on his desk, a movie in which she appears on the cover like this…

Jessica Alba into the blue

I don’t blame him, she’s hot.

Everything she wears, she looks amazing in. As you can tell, she has a perfect body and looks especially amazing in bikinis.

But she looks great in underwear and leather as well. I’ve never met her, but based on things I have read about her and how she acts in movies, she is not only gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside as well, and that is bonus points, baby!

So which of these super women will move on to round 2? It is a close one, but this girl is a tad bit hotter…

Victor

Jessica Alba Beach

Jessica Alba

See you next time, as we continue with Round 1!

DC Comics/LEGO are the Biggest Criminals Ever…

So a while back I was in Walmart and passed by the LEGO aisle and there set up on display was a LEGO Batman: The Movie LEGO set.

REALLY?

So LEGO is selling a LEGO set based off of a movie that is based off of a couple video games that are based off of LEGO sets that are based off of various movies and TV shows that are based off of comic books.

Damn!!! That is a lot of money out of our pockets, if you happen to purchase all this stuff, which I imagine only supreme Batman lovers do.

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Is Racist?

I was recently reminded on how the world thinks the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers TV series is incredibly racist. And all I’ve got to say is…really? People really do complain about anything these days…and I guess they did 25 years ago too.

The first time I ever heard of these racist claims was in high school, around 15 years after the original season had aired. I vividly remember sitting in second period study hall my senior year and my friend had mentioned how it was racist. Unable to put together myself why that was so, I asked him to explain. And I just shook my head at the answer. The yellow ranger is Asian, and the black ranger is black. How dare a show be so racist!

To tell you the truth I never understood the Asian-yellow thing until my wife explained to me last week that many people consider Asians to have yellow colored skin.

What?

I would never in a million years have made such a correlation, but at least 9 years of confusion has been settled!

But seriously? Does that mean that the Simpsons actually takes place in Asia? Is Marge really a tall/blue haired Asian, because that would be my favorite type of person ever.

the-simpsons
They’re all Asian…who knew?

And when I was a little kid and colored pictures and stuff, I always colored the white people yellow, because I thought that was a more accurate color than “white” for Caucasians. Or really tan I thought to be the best, but there were never tan crayons.

Oh jeez, my parents and teachers and friends probably all thought I had a fetish with Asian people or something. I do remember my teachers giving me some looks. I always thought it was because I was an atrocious artist, but no, it was because I made my family portrait all Asian.

But that is all besides the point. The point is, “HOW IN THE WORLD DOES WEARING A COSTUME OF THE SAME COLOR AS YOUR SKIN MAKE IT RACIST? Even if Trini did have yellow skin, it still makes no sense…

I’m sorry, I can’t wrap my head around this. Maybe it is because I am not a racist person and lack any knowledge of what it is like to be racist, but it just doesn’t make sense. So the guy happens to be black and is the black power ranger? What is the big deal? It’s not like the creators hired people first, and then chose the colors. In fact the show is mostly just stock footage from the Japanese series anyway, so they just had to basically cast people for the parts when they were not morphed. And I seriously doubt the people said, “Hmm, we have a black power ranger, so we better cast a black person.” And even if they did, how is that being racist anyway?

And speaking of the Japanese show. There is always a yellow ranger in every single season that I can think of. So what does that mean then? Are the Japanese people, being part of Asia, being racist for knowingly and willingly putting yellow costumed characters in their TV show? Are they insulting themselves?

My answer-They don’t give a crap because only Americans concern themselves with such stupid claims.

operation overdrive black rangerSo needless to say, after that, any Asian people were never in a yellow costume again, and black people were never black. Except once, a black guy played the black ranger in Operation Overdrive. So what is that all about? Is he considered a disgrace to all African-Americans for accepting a job that will make the show so unbelievably racist? Or is he a hero for stepping over racial boundaries? Who is being offended in this case anyway, and WHY!?!?!?!?

Anyway, I like to believe he’s just an awesome guy who really doesn’t care and is like me and can’t figure out how it is racist.

And if that’s racist, then WTF is this!?!?!?

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A white guy as the white ranger? Should I be offended by this? Or is it other races that are supposed to be offended? How dare he wear colors that resemble the color of his skin! You a-hole! Burn in Hell! Am I doing it right? Am I mad enough? Am I mad at the wrong person? I never knew racism could be so confusing.

And is this issue telling me that black people can’t wear black clothing either? Can Asians wear yellow? Can whites wear white? I’m told not after Labor Day, which is another thing I can’t understand, but I won’t get into that. And…YIKES! I am wearing a white T-Shirt AS I AM TYPING THIS! So tell me, just tell me, what kind of statement does that make? Am I being racist against myself? Is someone who is not white going to get ticked if he sees me in this shirt? Or do I get mad because they are looking at my shirt and comparing it to my skin? Or do I look like a cocky jerk for wearing white? I just don’t get it.

And then look at this shot.

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The white ranger looks like some bad ass KKK member. Should the black girl in the group get offended by this? And while she’s thinking about if she should be offended or not, is she mad at the Asian for wearing black clothing? Is that offensive to an African-American, or is the issue truly only when someone of the same color wears it? So is she thinking, “Thank god I’m not wearing that!”?

You like how they swapped out an Asian girl for a black one, and a black guy for an Asian to please critics? Clever bastards. But is just swapping sex and race like that politically correct? And notice, there are no Latinos (I’m not sure of the politically correct term) in this season. Is excluding an ethnicity racist? And is having too many people of one ethnicity racist? In this particular picture, there are four Caucasians…FOUR of them! And they have the nerve to place one of them as the white ranger no less! What a hog of a race! No Latinos, but four f’ing whites. You have got to be kidding me!! Wait…should I be mad over this? Are they overly using my race, making them the most prominent race in the show, thus exposing more of the actions and stereotypes associated with white people in an unfair way? Or do I feel empowered that my race has the most representation in this season?

And how far does this racism go? Is it pertaining only to skin color? What about green? That is always attached to the Irish. Does that mean an Irish person can’t be a green ranger without being racist?

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He’s Scottish. So let’s take a look at the Scottish flag now…

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Look familiar? The flag looks exactly like the costume! Knowing that the costumes are copied from the Japanese show, does this mean that the casters for the American version deliberately found a Scottish person strictly because the costume resembled the flag of his home country? And if so? Is that racist? Is it racist to wear the flag of your country across your chest? Or does said person wear it with pride? I think the latter would be true if the costume was designed specifically for him, but since it’s not and they hired him because of the resemblance to the flag, then God damn it, that must be racist as hell!

Not to mention in the board game Risk, Europe is riskcolored in blue. So is that racist as well? Is coloring a country in a game friggin’ racist if it’s using the same colors as flags? Or will some people living in that continent get ticked off that it’s blue just because it’s not a color they feel best cameron ninja stormrepresents them? If that’s the case, then it is indeed racist and/or offensive that Cameron from the Ninja Storm season is the green ranger simply because Asia is green in Risk. And thank God they made North America yellow instead of Asia, because we all know what a catastrophically racist move that would have been. The game would have flopped completely.

And why stop at racism? Isn’t the fact that the girls are always in pink and another generally in yellow sexist? Those colors are always associated with girls, thus any boy who shows any interest in those colors is considered feminine or gay. I remember when I was four years old, yellow was my favorite color. But once  my pre-school peers and I learned yellow was a girl color, I was a laughing stock in school. I was called a girl and all sorts of vile 4 year old imaginative insults. I may have even been called a poopy head! I quickly changed my favorite color to green, because that was the coolest power ranger at the time. If green was your favorite color, you were in, man. You were the shi…I mean poop.

But thanks Power Rangers. Thanks a lot. If it wasn’t for your sexist portrayal of actresses playing typically “girly” colors, I would have been spared that traumatizing torture. If you were so bold to break down the barriers of sexism, and made the girl in the green costume, and the boy in the yellow, maybe I would have been the coolest kid on the playground. Your insensitivity has ruined my life! It set me on a path I could never deviate from, before I even had a chance to choose my own path. I HATE YOU POWER RANGERS!!!

Enough about me.  Look, at the disproportionate casting. There is never more than two female rangers, and always a ton of male ones. That is ridiculous. Is this a symbol that women, save for a select few, specifically 1-2 in every 4-6 males are capable of doing great things? Of being the hero’s of a generation? Of saving the world? Of demonstrating great power? Is a team of two girls and four males demonstrating that men always have and always will keep women in check? That they will always overpower the women, and never rise against the men?

There is always one ranger who typically gets an awesome, incredibly powerful upgrade in a lot of the seasons. But the women never do. They might get extra power along with everyone else, and you might think, “Okay, there may be fewer women with power, but it is equal power.” But this “ultra upgrade” only applies to one person…a man…and it just goes to show that every time a woman gets more power, men will rise up with even greater power. You shameful bastard of a show!!

So the series fixed their “racist” problem. Did they ever remedy the sexist issues? Well… no! Some seasons only have one girl or none at all initially. Sometimes they are added in later, no doubt symbolizing that women are merely an afterthought when it comes to national dominance, just something to be added to please any nay-sayers.

ninja stormThough when Power Rangers Ninja Storm came out, a girl was the blue ranger and a boy was the yellow. Was this in response to sexist claims? No it was not. The Japanese show dictates the sex of each ranger. The girl costumes always sported skirts.

Since they used so much stock footage, they could not alter the costumes in the American version for continuities sake. But isn’t just the simple fact of having skirts on the girls sexist too? What the heck? Why do they have to dress differently? We have already established that they designate specific colors for the girls, so why do they have to add insult to injury with a skirt too?

If the color isn’t tell enough who the females are, the bumps on their chests might be a good tip off!

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Oh…that’s why, they started to vary on their colors a bit. But what does that mean? The skirts are added to remind you who the girl is once they are not in a girly color? Well, we don’t need reminding who each individual ranger is once they morph for the men, so why do we need skirts for the ladies?

But wait! In many of the older seasons, the pink ranger was the only one with a skirt, meaning the Japanese actor for the yellow ranger was most likely male, thus America really did not find it suitable for a male to be in such a feminine color, so it had to be a girl cast for the role. That is downplaying both sexes there! That’s right folks, you read right…DOUBLE SEXISM!!!

So again it comes down to the original creators in Japan. Shame on them for always making sexist Power Rangers series!! Oh wait!! Can I say that? By saying that, I can be considered racist! Uh oh!!

Wait a minute…

Hmm…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Now I get it. Now I understand. Everything has come full circle. I finally see how it is a racist TV show. It isn’t until you start thinking about it deeply enough that you realize how all these thoughts fit together and bring you to a place where racism and sexism exist.

BUT NO!!!

It is even DEEPER than that!!!

The colors of each ranger represent a prejudice that is buried within us all. This, combined with the violence in the show, makes those more aware of this prejudice feel uncomfortable. So they accuse the show of being racist, unwilling to admit that they themselves just might be.

Not wanting the success of their show to slip, the producers start adjusting things about the show to ease the complainers consciences. But ironically, these changes make other people aware of what they are doing, thus their solutions for peace just bring more awareness to the issue they are trying to avoid!

Pretty soon everyone is pointing fingers at someone else, blaming someone for each individual problem, so before long everyone involved in the making of the series is guilty of something. Naturally, there are multiple races and both sexes working on these shows, so this creates racist and sexist feelings in the workplace. So now it is like the shows issues have overflowed into the studios making them, so what was once accidental offensive fiction has now spilled out into the real world!

Before you know it, people are infected by this and go home and tell their friends and family, who spread it to everyone they know, so that eventually the entire nation is gripped by these awful, unethical feelings. The atmosphere of daily life becomes dark and polluted…everyone feels alone, themselves versus the world kind of deal. Breakdowns, divorces, hysteria and other stress related illnesses become more frequent. Crime rates skyrocket! The nation goes in a downhill slump. And when everything is on the breaking point, things start to look up! The people realize that all this horrible, horrible mess isn’t really their fault. It can all be traced back to the Super Sentai Rangers of Japan.

Suddenly the haze clears and life returns to normal. America can now throw the blame to Japan for creating such an insensitive show.

So what do they have to say for themselves, for the hurt Americans demand answers!

They would honestly probably say “What are you talking about? Get over yourselves! There is nothing wrong with our series’ so please shut up and have a nice day.”

The Americans do not take nicely to this kind of backlash, so now intercontinental war has been started and all on the basis of race! But the women of America are not to be forgotten as well! They demand better representation in their lives, so now a civil war has emerged as well. Not to mention the home quarrels of the broken relationships that will never heal from when the show first came out and revealed it’s racism. Now the country is fighting on two fronts, one of them their own! But with all wars, other nations are dragged in, so that eventually the whole world is involved in one way or another. And who knows if these silent wars will ever be concluded?

There will never be a trust among people like there was pre-Power Rangers. It is the immoralities and offensive use of visual stimulation that has torn this world apart. It’s why there is such a gap between men and women, why different ethnicities will never truly call each other “brother” and to avoid being sexist, “sister.”

And going back to the rangers themselves, what options do they have left when casting new rangers? The actors can’t be in the same color as their skin, the girls can’t be in typical girl colors, etc. Like there are so many rules to just putting someone in a costume that they might as well just make them all colored gray and play it safe. I’m always hearing there are 50 shades of gray, so they’ve got plenty to work with. But I am not even sure if that is safe to say. Who am I offending by saying gray? You can never be too certain but I’m sure someone will be upset. Like jeez, do you see the fearsome uncertainty that plays on our every decision? The feeling of unease that fills our lungs with every breath, that makes our hearts pound just a little more urgently? I have always been looking for a reason why life stinks so badly and now I understand.

For more global reasoning, consider this.

It is because of Power Rangers that Hilary Clinton did not become the 45th President of the United States, why America will always have a presence in the middle east, why nations stockpile nuclear bombs and why men will always make more money than women, why the unemployment rate is so high, and why the Great Recession came about!!

Every problem you ever had from the 90’s onward might be related to the first season of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers…

And it’s all because they cast a black guy as the black ranger.

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Fantastic Four (2015): Not Nearly As Bad As The World Made It Out To Be

I remember when the reboot to the Fantastic Four movies came out, within 24 hours, the world rang with cries of rage and disgust, calling this movie an abomination and unfinished crap and other derogatory things. I finally got around to seeing it myself, and I have got to say, it is not nearly as bad as people say. People were freaking out about how bad it was, as if they took it as a personal insult, like the movie slapped everyone’s mother and kicked their pets in the face.

Now, I am not saying this is a good movie. But it’s not bad. It’s just okay. Though this is coming from someone who never goes into anything with any real expectations and just enjoys everything for what it is and does not dwell on what I wish it was or could be.

That being said, I also should mention that I find most superhero movies very mediocre at best. Since I am talking about a Marvel movie, I will focus on them. I don’t really like many Marvel movies. Most of them I can consider watchable, but border on being bad, and are far from good. Fantastic Four fits right in with this.

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So why is this movie so hated? My guess is because movies like the Avengers and Captain America have set the bar very high for what makes a good superhero movie, and I mean very high. And it even came out a few months after the second Avenger’s movie! That isn’t something too easy to follow up! So I guess maybe people were expecting an edge of your seat action movie with amazing fight scenes and all that fun stuff.

But no, instead we get an origin movie! Boy howdy! These origin movies are never that good, except for Spider-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy, and of course Captain America. But movies like Iron Man and Thor are crap. In fact all the movies in those series are garbage, but everyone loves them! The trouble with these origin movies is that they spend 3/4 of the movie explaining how they got their powers and then learning to control them and what not. At the same time, a villain has to be introduced, developed and also equipped with unnatural powers and then do something that must be stopped by the confused people who just got powers of their own. The line from Spider Man, “with great power comes great responsibility” is a wonderful line, because this is something virtually every hero learns and allows them to shape what type of hero they are, even including their abilities, name and costume.

Fantastic Four fits right into the typical origin movie, but as I said before, the standards of movie making are much higher nowadays. If this came out 10 years ago it would be a hit.

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Think back to the old style of Marvel movies. There was one villain that did stuff, and maybe encountered the hero in a small fight, with more threats and plan revelations being thrown than punches. Then the suspense would build up for a final climatic battle, where both villain and hero really come into their own, learning the true limitations of their powers, with the hero always coming out on top. Then the hero would realize what he/she could do for the world thanks to these newly received powers, and they officially become a proud guardian of wherever they live, taking pleasure in the fact that they are using their powers for good. The movies always end on this high note.

That is the basic premise, throw in a love story, and day to day struggles, and you’ve got your movie. They were very simple, but had a nice charm to them. Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor, X-Men, basically every movie made before like 2008 fit this bill.

Nowadays, there are groups of heroes, combining their powers and talents, fighting multiple villains or other people or things every 3 scenes in amazing action sequences with countless explosions and all that great visually appealing stuff. Their might be a love story crammed in their somewhere, but overall, they are much more action based and crazy, keeping you on the edge of your seats for most of the movie.

Both styles are great in my opinion. Trouble is, most people probably find the older style very outdated and boring nowadays. But to me, they are easier to follow and understand, and like I said, there is something charming about them.

That being said, let’s talk about the sequencing of Fantastic Four. It spends most of the time explaining how they got their powers, then they struggle with them, both in being unable to control them at first, then struggling in life with them or how to live with them…a love story kind of blossoms, a villain gains powers and tries to do something the rest of the world doesn’t agree with. The heroes accept the responsibilities their powers give them, learn to utilize them instead of being ashamed of them, and then in the end, there’s a climatic battle where they learn to use the full potential of their powers to stop the single villain.

Afterwards, they unite as a team and get their feeling of self-worth, proud and happy that they can make a difference in the world.

So which style does this movie sound like? That’s right, the older one. And actually, for an origin movie, this one is pretty interesting. I like the depth they go into showing how everything came about.

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Like I said, it’s not a bad movie, but it’s not good either. If I had to guess, the reason why everyone hates this movie is because there is one real fight scene, the final battle between Dr. Doom and the four. This is disappointing for sure, since the reason anyone wants to see a superhero movie is for the action, but it doesn’t necessarily make a movie bad either. It shined in other ways to redeem it a bit.

So overall, it is far from the best movie out there, but far from the worst. People should really give it a chance, just because it is not like the Avengers, doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyed.

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Ranger Villains, Round 3 (Semi-Finals)

Welcome back to the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains. You can check out the previous rounds listed here, and while you’re at it, the tournament for all the power ranger females is also listed there as well for your viewing pleasure.

Now that you’re all caught up, let’s bring on the hotness. Previously I was just using pictures of our delectable candidates as they appeared in the show. I will now try to find some nice pictures of the actresses in addition to their portrayed characters.

So let’s begin!!

Match 1

Astronema (In Space)

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Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

Two beautiful women clash in the first round of the semi’s. Astronema, the tight black leather wearing hottie is a beautiful woman whose costume unfortunately doesn’t reveal any part of her body, though it’s tight fit gives us a good idea. Fortunately, her actress has some sexy pictures of her.

As all these pictures suggest, the sadly blocked and teased body of Astronema is indeed beautiful and we’d waste no time jumping on it. She is much older now, but that has not stopped her beauty one bit. She is just as gorgeous as she ever was. She could conquer my planet anytime.

Vypra’s pants share the same sexy, tight material that makes up Astronema’s whole outfit, and they look amazing on her. Unlike Astronema though, her upper body is hardly covered at all, so we don’t have to wonder what kind of delicious body is hiding out there. She bares it all and we couldn’t be more pleased. She has a perfect body, and I find when she is on screen, I completely lose focus on what is happening in the show, for I am too busy drooling over her sexy abdomen.

Unfortunately Vypra’s actress doesn’t seem to like to bare all on the internet, but that is easily forgiven since she gave us an entire season of her to gawk at, from beautiful face, down her scantily clad upper body, all the way down her slender, sexy legs.

While both women are very, very beautiful, there can only be one winner, and my vote goes to Vypra. Her costume is just so, so, so sexy, and she has the body to make it 10 times sexier.

Victor-Vypra

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Match 2

Morgana (S.P.D.)

VS

Tenaya (RPM)

Morgana has her moments of sexuality and hotness, and other times she is bland and somewhat unattractive. She always has tight clothing on, but it does not reveal anything.

Though she does wear some sexy costumes in some other 90’s TV shows…

I had more pictures, but for some reason they didn’t want to work, maybe she is shy about her body? Rest assured though, she was showing some skin and revealed to us a great body. I mean you could tell by how amazing she looks in that bikini top though. She certainly has a subtle sexiness about her, and that is always a very alluring and intriguing thing.

 

And then we have the beautiful Tenaya. Her outfit is also not so revealing, but it is tight. Like we wonder how she got in there tight, and it is rewarding for the viewers, for no curve is left not accentuated. It feels like you are looking at a naked woman, that is how smooth and flawless the body suit flows over her.

Well, from the pictures we see here, we can devise that her body is in fact, incredible. Her costume did not lie to us…She also has amazing legs. There is something about her face that is very sexy and very real. It’s like she is just a regular person with natural beauty rather than a model buried under pounds of make up, and we respect that, and it adds to her allure somehow. But man does she look good…

So both women have wonderful bodies as we have established. But the winner, no contest is Tenaya. Her body is certainly better, and she is just much hotter overall. I just noticed how amazing her lips are…kissy, kissy…

 

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We now have our two finalists!! Vypra and Tenaya. Who will come out on top. I wish I could say on top of me, but such fantasies will never come true…see you soon!

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 2 (Quarterfinals)

Welcome to Round 2 of the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains. Check out Round 1 Part 1 and Round 1 Part 2 to catch up on all the hotness. We have 8 quarterfinalists now who will battle it out for a place in the semi’s! Let’s see how hot it gets!

Match 1

Scorpina (Mighty Morphin’)

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Astronema (In Space)

As expected, right away two hotties are matched up against each other. To make matters worse, both women are wearing skin tight clothing that they look fabulous in. Both of them even have cups of a sort to cover their boobs, which I am sure are glorious. We thank the costume designers for making such things to draw our attention to them, but honestly, we’d probably be looking their without them.

So which of these beauties is hotter? It is a close call but I would have to say Astronema. Scorpina looks sexy in her costume, but the leather just is more so. On top of it, Astronema is just plain hotter and acts much more sexy in the show.

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Match 2

Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

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Nadira (Time Force)

What the heck!? Really? Two beautiful women who show off the majority of their upper bodies going head to head, or should I say, stomach to stomach so early in the tournament? This is a catastrophe…but also incredible. I mean, these women have amazing bodies. They are perfect, and they show it off to our high approval. During both of their seasons, I couldn’t wait for these sexy villains to come on and make my day.

It is hard to tell who has the better body. They look exactly the same in these pictures.

They have the same curves and waist size and width. Almost…There is one winner here. And that is the enormously sexy Vypra. She has a more beautiful face, with better hair and lips. Her metal bra thing is so sexy and more revealing than Nadira’s white top. And while both bodies are perfect, Vypra’s is more perfect. Her curves are a bit more evident and her stomach is more tone, having the perfect amount of abs, so that she doesn’t look like a gross body builder, but the muscles instead compliment her figure and add to her overall attractiveness, not to mention everything about her is so sexy.

Nadira, you’ve got a body any man or woman would want, but we want Vypra’s more, because we just can’t have them both…

Victor-Vypra

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Match 3

Kapri (Ninja Storm)

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Morgana (S.P.D.)

This one features some not so hot women. Well, don’t get me wrong, they are both good looking, but not compared to some others we’ve seen. Both girls have nice and tight costumes and look quite sexy in them for the most part. It’s hard to say who is better looking though. Throughout the show they both have their hot and not so hot moments. Kapri has a sexier costume and is very attractive, but that headdress she wears sort of ruins it for me.

Morgana just looks darling with that smile. Her long brown hair really compliments her good looks too. Her costumes always cover her whole body, but I think she would make for a better night than Kapri.

Victor-Morgana

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Match 4

Camille (Jungle Fury)

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Tenaya (RPM)

Well this is a steamy match up. Both of these women are so gorgeous. They have such sweet, beautiful faces, tender, kissable lips, great hair put up in creative ways, skin tight costumes, great bodies, you name it, they have it. And too make matters worse, they both have such an innocence to them that really makes them quite irresistible, both in character and physical appearance. Neither of them want to really be bad girls, but sort of have no choice. They just want to settle down to peaceful lives with their loved ones. And how I wish it were me. It was always such a pleasure to see them both on screen. Whether they were blowing up cities or having an internal struggle, their hotness and sexiness just always flared. That is why it is such a crime that only one of these hotties can move on, and that would be Tenaya. She was just overall more sexy to watch. The way she walked, talked and just acted in general oozed allure and hotness. I wish it were me she was pointing at like that. Whether she wanted to kill me or pleasure me, it would not matter. I would be ravaged by her one way or the other and she would have her way with me. It would be good times for sure.

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Well there you have it! Four beautiful woman have moved on to the semi finals. I’ll see you then.

You can also check out the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers, all listed here.

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 1 (Part 2)

 

Welcome back! 10 hot and not so hot villains faced off in part 1. Let’s see if there are any hotties here!

Match 6

Elsa (Dino Thunder)

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Morgana (S.P.D.)

Elsa is the right hand woman to the evil dinosaur man, Mesagog. She changes her appearance in the middle of the show. The above picture is her after her change.Image result for elsa power rangers She is an attractive woman for sure, but not too attractive. Both of her normal costumes are pretty sexy though, and this helps bring out the best of her. The picture here to the left is her original appearance. This is definitely her hotter costume, having much see through material to gaze at. She definitely is a looker. We do love all the leather these villains wear.

Morgana is the woman who doesn’t want to grow up. She gets turned into a child again so that she can play with dolls. But because she failed to kill the Rangers, she is punished by being turned back into an adult. This may be a terrible change for her, but not for the viewers. She is a very beautiful woman, though again, she isn’t like super hot. Her attire consists of a long black dress that hugs all the right places. When she wants to fight, she wears a nice, tight battle uniform that shows off her curves.

Overall, both women are good looking, but I would say Morgana is just a little more so. Her long brown hair adds to her beauty enough to push her forward.

Victor-Morgana

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Match 7

Miratrix (Operation Overdrive)

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Camille (Jungle Fury)

This match pits two dark haired beauties together.

Miratrix has a very beautiful face. At the beginning of the show she has long hair.

I prefer her with the long hair personally, but anyway you slice it, she is very beautiful. Her dress thing doesn’t do all that much to flatter what I am sure is a gorgeous figure, but her legs do look great in those tight black pants or whatever they are.

Camille too has an extremely beautiful face. Her outfit does not reveal anything at all, but she looks incredibly hot in it none the less.

Both girls have great hair, and I am sure their bodies are amazing. But their faces just make you want to stoke their cheek before giving them a big old kiss. But I would have to say Camille is the more beautiful out of the too. There is an innocence there that is just so alluring.

Victor-Camille

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Match 8

Tenaya 7 (RPM)

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Okay, okay, they are the exact same woman, just rebuilt a few generations. Tenaya actually goes unopposed. She is the last human looking villain in the entire franchise it would seem. But just look at her. They certainly went out with a bang. Luscious, long straight locks you just want to run your fingers through, a tough, yet sexy and gorgeous face that you would likely be unable to resist kissing if you were to meet her face to face. And let’s talk about her outfit. It covers her entire body, yet it is so wonderfully tight, it hardly leaves anything to the imagination. The only thing you are imagining when looking at this hottie is that darn zipper that holds the whole piece together being pulled down. It is already pulled down to the point that makes it uninteresting, yet oddly tantalizing, not to mention obnoxious and taunting. Just one more inch and we would have a view of what I am sure is wonderful cleavage. But don’t stop there. You can just imagine pulling that sucker all the way down where it stops at the navel. Then you can imagine her stepping out of that sexy outfit, just to finally show you the form the outfit only teased you with.

I mean, look at that butt. What a teasing outfit! It doesn’t matter if she is alone in this bout, she is so stinking hot, chances are she would win anyway.

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That is it for round 1. See you for round 2, where the competition really starts to heat up!

Check out the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers all listed here for some even more intense hottie action.

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 1

Over the summer I held a tournament for all the female Power Rangers, where they battled it out to see who was the hottest ranger of all time. During my research during that tournament, I discovered something remarkable. Not only were the Power Rangers gorgeous, but many of the villains were as well. For some reason, I never realized just how hot they were when watching the show. Probably because I was too glued to the rangers.

I wasn’t going to do another Power Rangers related tournament, but it seemed wrong to not bring attention to these beautiful villains. Plus, with the new movie coming out, I might as well to celebrate it.

I will be placing the villains against each other in the order they appear in the shows.

Match 1

Rita (Mighty Morhpin’)

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Scorpina (Might Morphin’)

The very first villain to create the need for Power Rangers is Rita Repulsa. We should thank her for bringing about a necessity for protectors of Earth, thus giving us so many wonderful girls to look at. As for her looks, she isn’t attractive at all. The best part about her is her nipple horns, suggesting some huge pointy nips. Though be careful when playing around that area, you could lose an eye! Her ugly colored dress she borrowed from Queen Elizabeth I is highly unflattering.

Scorpina is one of Rita’s henchmen, and how embarrassing to have one of your generals beat you so severely into the ground when it comes to looks. Scorpina has an absoultely beautiful face, her gorgeous lips highlighted in that sexy lip stick. Her body is flawless. Though half of it is covered in thick armor, she is gracious enough to have the other half covered in skin tight material. Her golden bra brings your attention to the boobs beneath it too. She looks awesome as a villain, but even more awesome as a fine, sexy woman. She wins this round, no contest.

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Match 2

Divatox (Turbo)

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Astronema (In Space)

Here is a great bout. These two beauties are incredible to look at. Let’s start with Divatox. Her face isn’t all that pretty, though her mask kind of hides it. But boy does she have a fine pair of jugs, practically bursting out of her costume. Speaking of her costume, it is quite sexy.

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Observe how her front is completely exposed down her stomach, her whole torso only being covered by strings holding two pieces of leather to her sides. That is big bonus points.

Her costume also seems to push up her boobs, giving viewers the incredible pleasure of looking at her wonderful cleavage.

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And to top off the outfit is a skirt that shows some leg, just a bit, but enough to be sexy.

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On top of everything else, she is energetic and flirtatious at times, which suits her very well.

Astronema is also very sexy, always donned in black leather that shows off her great figure. Her hair style and color change constantly, but we are never looking that far up her anyway. All her costumes seem to outline her boobs for us too. How thoughtful! She is a fierce villain with a compassionate side deep within her. There is also a huge pool of sexiness in there too!

So which of these sexy evil beings will move on? Honestly, it’s a tough call, but I would have to go with Astronema. Divatox has a great body and costume, but she isn’t nearly as beautiful as Astronema, who also has an incredible body, even though it is being covered by irksome clothing.

But let us celebrate Divatox’s loss with some wonderful pictures!

What a rack!

 

Victor-Astronema

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Match 3

Trakeena (Lost Galaxy)

VS

Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

This is another match against two rather hot villains.

Trakeena is the daughter of a big nasty scorpion alien thing. Though the only things Trakeena has inherited from her big gross ugly dad seems to be some weird bug hat and some light armor, the best of which is a delightful carapace bra that just makes us want to knock on those knockers. The rest of Trakeena seems to be all human, and a slender, perfect bodied human at that. Her tight fitting costume has plenty of sexy holes in it, showing off her fit figure and hot legs. Often in the show she acts a little sexy, a little human, and a lot of hot. The human side of her, and her desire for love make you very much want to give it to her in any way, shape or form.

And then we have Vypra, and oh my god. I could kiss the person who designed her costume. Her acting was nothing short of atrocious, making you want to cringe every time she opened her mouth. But you couldn’t wait for her to be on screen to see that rockin’ bod. All you had to do was plug her mouth up with a handy tool and you would be one happy fellow.

Her costume consists of little more than a metal bra and tight leather pants. Her pants show off her beautiful legs and butt, but thankfully her lack of a top really shows us how hot her body is. When she’s on screen, just put your fingers in your ears and start drooling, assuming you have both your hands free that is…

So which of these boob armored babes should advance? I would have to go with Vypra. While both women are extremely hot, her costume is far more revealing, and she is a hotter woman in general.

Victor-Vypra

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Ohh….I love her body…

 

Match 4

Nadira (Time Force)

VS

Toxica (Wild Force)

Another pair of hotties here. Nadira is the spoiled daughter of future force Ransik. She has a very annoying, whiny attitude, but that is easily forgiven thanks to the wonderful attire she typically wears. As you can see above, she has no need to cover up most of her upper body, and that’s just the way we like it. What this picture doesn’t show is the sexy, short skirt she wears too, exposing her smooth, slender legs. Heck, she is so hot, even the pink hair doesn’t throw us off. She is even known to dress in some hot leather too.

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She looks great in that too.

Toxica is also a very beautiful woman. She has a tough attitude, but is always treated so poorly despite how hard she tries. This struggle really brings us closer to her. But what is with all those clothes? You can hardly see anything of her, and that just isn’t so good when you’re up against a scantily clad, pink haired hottie.

Victor-Nadira

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Match 5

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Marah

VS

Kapri

Next we have two sisters, both from the Ninja Storm season. Marah is the one on the left. She has a pretty face, but an absurd hat that I think is supposed to be mostly hair. I do like her red top though.

Kapri has an all around sexier look. Her top, while not all that revealing, still has a sexy and cool look to it that is very eye catching. The pink hair and skin tight purple pants help draw your attention towards her too. Just overall, she is hotter, and that’s why she will beat her sister to round 2!

Victor-Kapri

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That is all for now. Check in soon for Round 1 Part 2!