School Bus Drivers Are The Biggest A-Holes

Y’all ever notice this? I guess because they carry a bunch of kids they think they can do whatever they want.

I’ve nearly been hit by them on several occasions, for they run red lights, ignore right-of-way rules, and even some basic traffic laws. The former two are especially worse when there’s a group of buses. The whole line will go through red lights like a funeral procession, and cut off any car they can, as if they have to maintain a chain of buses.

Basically, I’m tired of them acting like they own the roads.

There are more extreme cases of course. A year or two ago there was a massive accident on a major highway near me, where a school bus missed an exit and decided it would be okay to make a U-turn when the median opened up. This major highway has three-four lanes on either side, mind you, and he just cut from the right most lane to the left, slowed down to a crawl and began to turn his big old bus to the other highway, effectively taking up at least two lanes in the side he was moving out of and likely would have taken up two or three on the other side if he didn’t get slammed into by a dump truck, who couldn’t slow down in time to stop for the random bus turning into the middle of the highway.

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And right away, people were blaming the dump truck, who did absolutely nothing wrong.

To me, driving like this is a serious problem. Having such an “I am important cuz I carry kids, so yield to me” attitude is so dangerous. How about they just drive like everyone else, or rather, like regular safe drivers, and they’ll get your kids safely to where they need to be, almost guaranteed. Or at least I’ll get to where I’m going safely, since I won’t have to worry about being cut off all the time.

God dang jerk-offs.

 

The Trouble With Speed Bumps, and Lack of Parenting

You know, besides them being incredibly annoying and overused, some speed bumps have designated mph to go over them. If you do not meet this number, and are going over faster, your vehicle will bounce like it’s on a trampoline, and you’ll break your back in the process.

What I don’t get is why these speed restrictions are typically slower than the speed limits on the roads they are placed on.

Take a road marked 25 mph. That is a disgustingly slow speed limit to begin with (which most don’t obey anyway). But if it is a packed residential street, you’ll likely find its littered with speed bumps that are marked 15 mph.

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WHY?!?!?!?

They might as well drop the speed limit to 15 then because on the more obnoxious streets, there’s a bump every 50 feet or so, so you speed up just to slow down right away, over and over again.

I understand why they are there, to prevent people from flying by and all that, but what I don’t understand is why the bump speeds aren’t made to match the street mph. That way you can casually ride along at the posted speed, instead of constantly having to adjust.

The only conclusion I can come to is that the wussy, cry-baby residents complained real hard to the town.

But it’s not just any residents…oh no…there are two types of people stupid enough to pull this, and I despise them both.

The first, senior citizens, the really old ones. These people are slowing down, living in a world they can’t keep up with, and about the only thing they can do is pick up a phone and complain, determined to keep their hold on the world they think they own, being oldest and all.

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The worse of the two however, are over-protective parents who need to shield their kids from speeding cars.

Here’s an idea, teach your kids to stay the heck out of the road, instead of attempting to bend the world around them, so they don’t grow up to be entitled little shits who think everyone will do anything for them, and thus the kid will never contribute anything beneficial to society, for they’ll be too busy expecting everything to be done for them.

If your kid is too young to be taught this, then either keep them away from roads, or restrain them from going near one when outside. I promise, not playing or running into a road is a pretty easy concept to understand.

The roads around my house are 25-30 mph, and so many times annoying mothers shout at me to slow down. Why? Because their dumb kids are playing where? In the @^%&ing street. And it’s not like these kids don’t have back, front and side yards to play in. Plus, I’m doing the speed limit, so shut up bitch. If your kid’s too stupid to avoid getting hit by slow moving vehicles, that’s not my problem.

We do have moron teenagers who ride quads and dirt bikes at like 80 mph on our road. Does this make me want to call the town to add speed bumps? Heck no! It just makes me look forward to the inevitable moment when a car pulls out of somewhere and these little speedsters plow into them, decimating themselves and forcing their good-for-nothing parents to pay for all damage and suffering they cause to the people they hit.

Anyway, f^&k the world, man, that’s all I’m saying.

Laws for the Sake of Having Laws: Stopping At Railroad Crossings

This law is so entirely stupid and pointless. School buses, propane trucks, any vehicle with the potential to explode, or carry kids that aren’t yours are all required to stop at railroad crossings.

Why?

I mean, I get why, but come on. Half the tracks in the world, at least around where I live, aren’t even used, or they are only overnight, like once a month. What’s more, is they have the gates and the flashing red lights and all that.

I get that these vehicles are supposed to stop in case these precautions malfunction, but the likelihood of a train actually zooming by at their time of crossing is so unfathomably small, it’s not really worth making pointless laws over. Besides, half of these train tracks you can’t even see very far down, due to bends in the tracks or trees and other such foliage.

I write this not in the hopes that things explode or children massacred, but just because of the unbelievable amounts of traffic this causes.

There are several RR crossings near me that cross busy highways, combine that with rush hour traffic and a a dozen buses, and just as many flammable trucks, and you’ve got yourself an extra 30 minutes of traffic to sit in.

Some of these drivers are cool and just kind of stop for a second and move on, but others, most of the buses, stop and I guess they have to wait 10 seconds legally before rolling on. What an absurdly long time! Especially when there’s a copious amount of buses sitting in front of you.

And they say trains move so fast, if you see one when crossing, you will likely get hit, especially if you’re driving a slow moving bus or truck. So why in the heck would they sit there for 10 seconds!?!? If there’s nothing going on when you pull up, then haul it over the tracks. If they continued at regular speed, they would cross the track in a second or two. But now they have to stop, then slowly build up speed going over it, essentially tripling the time crossing the tracks.

If a train was going to meet you in that second of crossing at normal speed, the driver would likely see or hear the train and stop anyway. So why in the world do they have to stop at all????

To me, it’s more dangerous, it’s more frustrating for other drivers, and creates more dangers due to the massive amounts of traffic it causes.

I hate when we have laws for the sake of having laws, and this is a huge one, just as stupid as the requirement of coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, even when you can clearly see no one is coming.

F these stupid jokes of laws.

 

Rubbernecking Should Be Considered A Capital Offense

I am so sick of sitting in traffic. It’s bad enough from commuter traffic, but it gets multiplied when an accident or road work happens. Okay. I get it, it’s annoying as all Hell, but what am I going to do?

But when the accident is on the other side of a highway, and we still sit in traffic for 30 minutes, that’s where the line must be drawn.

Every so often I sit in this “rubbernecking” traffic, and I seriously can’t wrap my head around that this is a thing.

For instance, the other day I was on the most major highway in my part of the state, and was in traffic forever, during regular rush-hour traffic to begin with, only to find it was because there was some sort of accident on the other side of the highway.

As I finally got to this traffic point of origin, I was completely baffled to see cars slowing down to a coasting 10-20 mph and just trying to see what was going on. When they had their fill, they sped off, and then the cars behind them would do the same. And this was happening in all 5 lanes! Just f*ing drive you stinking idiots!!! And the best part was, it was dark out and you couldn’t see anything to begin with!

Why do I and other decent people have to be late for work because you’re plain dumb?

I’ve seen people actually stop at accidents or car fires…that’s right, stop, in the left two lanes, get out of their cars and start taking pictures. Is your life that pathetic that mangled cars and injured persons is the most exciting thing in your life?

When I was a volunteer firefighter, I always made sure to yell at and move along any stupid people who would stop to gaze like a bunch of dreamy-eyed assholes at scenes we were working on. That’s right, it bothers me even when I’m not driving.

They need to have police go on the opposite side of a highway where an accident is and apprehend any driver who rubbernecks. Arrest every single one of them, and then give them the ultimate punishment.

If they want to rubberneck, then their necks should be twisted until broken, then their bodies should be placed in their cars and melted down so that their good-for-nothing lives and their cars that they failed to drive correctly can actually contribute to something positive in this world.

This might seem a little harsh, but rubbernecking is about as stupid and offensive as most crimes out there, if not more so, and you give up any and all value to your life when doing it.

 

Why Do Sequels Always Have To Be Better?

If a sequel to anything…book, movie, album, video game…is not better than the previous entry, then it is completely hated by most of the world.

I can understand that people want something to be better, for why make a new product that is inferior to the last? But to expect something to always constantly be better, especially in long running series’ or bands that have been together for decades, it’s just not realistic and not possible.

Say something like the first video game in a series is very good. The sequel is just “good.” This really means, it’s garbage and a stain upon the earth! This sequel should be “extremely good,” then the third needs to be “exceptionally good,” fourth “positively great,” and then the fifth “flawless.” Any made after that is doomed to fail, assuming the series succeeded in the impossible task of making each game better than the last up until that point.

This is a challenging task in itself, but you’ve also have to compete against nostalgia and expectation, two things that doom every product to fail…in one way or another.

If people really like something in a title, then their expectations run wild within their imagination for the next entry. The internet does little to help, by releasing rumors and getting a dozen “hype trains” in motion, so that by the time the product actually releases, fans have these insane delusions of what the product should be, so that it will never be good enough, despite how good it is or not. They never even consider things the creators face, such as time, and budget, and such resources like that.

And nostalgia, that’s it. If someone is nostalgic over something, then it’s over. Every single product is doomed to fail in that series. Nostalgia asks the entertainment business to recreate a feeling or memory that consumer experienced during the the first thing they played, read, listened to, or watched in that series.

This is simply not possible, mostly because that feeling is caused because it is the first time becoming part of that series. These feelings may have nothing to do with the product itself, even, but from something happening in their life at that time that makes them very happy. These feelings can’t be replicated, they just can’t. Especially if they were first experienced as a small child, versus now being an adult.

I made a post going a bit deeper with nostalgia, so I won’t say too much now.

The point is, people need to stop comparing sequels to the other entries in their series’ and simply look at them as they are. Sure it can be fun to compare them, but just because an older one is better, doesn’t mean the new one isn’t good.

I have long learned that going into anything with any personal wishes, hopes, or expectations of any kind, will destroy your experience and you will be sorely disappointed. The likelihood of something meeting someone’s exact expectations, or even some of them, is the equivalent of winning the lottery.

But going in with an open mind, with only entertainment as your goal, then you’ll experience the product with an unbiased vision, and therefore judging it as it is, not by what it should be or what it was, or what you wished it was.

 

When Did Getting Off School Buses Become Such a Project?

Anyone forced to sit behind a school bus on a regular basis knows what I’m talking about.

First off, buses stop like every other house now. What happened to bus stops? It really adds a lot to your commute when a bus stops 9 times on the same street.

But once that bus does stop, you are in for a long wait. This isn’t really an issue for the high school buses, but more the elementary kids.

In my community particularly, the bus will stop, like 10 seconds go by, some kids get off, finally. Then there’s a long pause, a few more get off, a 20 second pause, a few more get off, so on and so forth. (Note that this is an actual bus stop).

The longest I have sat at a bus stop is four minutes, that I’ve timed anyway.

FOUR MINUTES! For something that should take 30 seconds on a slow day!

What the heck are these kids doing!?!?!

When I was a kid, I remember all the kids got up and moved to the front of the bus before it even stopped.

Nowadays, it’s like the kids are completely clueless, and they have to spend a few minutes confirming that they are actually where they are supposed to get off.

And to make matters worse, almost every single parent comes to get their kids, and almost every one of those parents has to talk to the bus driver when their kid gets on, and when they get off. What could they possibly have to say to the bus driver? And some of them talk for a really long time while the cars pile up behind the school bus.

Seriously, I can’t see much more than a conversation of “hi, was he behaved?” Yes.” “Okay, bye.”

And that’s for more problematic children. But then again, if I had a kid who was too stupid to get off the bus in a timely manner, then maybe I’d be a little worried too!

Another thing I noticed, which has kind of always been a thing, is the parents always take their kids to the bus stops, whether it be an actual one, or just at the end of their driveway. This I can understand, but come on, I see teenagers being escorted by their parents, and they wait with them, probably so they can talk to the bus driver for 10 minutes.

I find this hard to cope with, because my mother only waited with me and got me off the bus my first few months of preschool. But all the bus stops I had, thinking back on it, most of the kids had parent escorts up until high school. WTF!!!

The point I’m trying to make is, KIDS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GET OFF THE GOD DAMNED BUS!!!

And also, parents, stop coddling your precious little ones so much. You’re not doing them any favors. Or the country for that matter, but I don’t feel like going into detail about that…

 

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Finals

Here we are, the final bout of the hottest tournament to date.

16 of the hottest women I have ever seen competed with all their looks, so that only two remain. Let’s find out who the hottest cosplayer of all time is!

See the rest of the tournament listed here, and let’s get this going!

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Jessica Nigri

 

Two busty blond bombshells with big butts are competing here. It should get steamy.

Kristen has defeated Yaya Han, Joanie Brosas, and Jennifer Van Damsel, her large assets helping her win over some truly beautiful and sexy women.

 

Woo, very sexy.

She’s got a perfect body, which makes it tough for Jessica.

But she’s been against flawless before, such as Amy Thunderbolt, Ana Cheri, and Danielle Beaulieu, which is no easy feat!

Wow…just incredible.

Ironically, this is one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament. One of these women dominates over the other.

Kristen has a great body and nice big boobs and a butt to match. Her greatest flaw is her face, which isn’t all that great at times.

Jessica has no flaw. She’s is completely beautiful. Her face is gorgeous. She is hot, sexy, and cute all at once. Her boobs are full and sexy, better than Kristen’s, as well as her butt.

On top of this, she is one of the most gifted cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.

She is one of the hottest people on the planet.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And there you have it! We have our hottest cosplayer of all time!

 

And as always, the bonus of ranking them from least hottest to most hot (in my opinion). I will list what round they made it to in parentheses.

I hate ranking them, for I always feel guilty, since they are all so very, very hot.

But oh well, here goes.

 

#16 Leanna Vamp (Round 1)leeanna vamp wet wire

 

#15 Jordan Carver (Round 1)

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#14 Stella Chu (Round 1)

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#13 Kate Sarkissian (Round 2)

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#12 Joanie Brosas (Round 2)

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#11 Yaya Han (Round 1)

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#10 Jennifer Van Damsel (Semi-Finalist)

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#9 Kristen Hughey (Finalist)

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#8 Jannet Vinogradova (Round 1)

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#7 Kayla Erin (Round 1)

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#6 Kay Victoria (Round 2)

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#5 Beke Jacoba (Round 1)

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#4 Ana Cheri (Round 2)

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#3 Amy Thunderbolt (Round 1)

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#2 Danielle Beaulieu (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Jessica Nigri (Victor)

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Wow, this tournament could have gone a whole lot differently. All the hottest women were knocked out early, thanks to Jessica and Danielle.

It’s amazing that Jessica was up against the three hottest women next to her in the whole tournament. Her final bout was an easy win, ironically. That is a testament to her hotness!

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Semi-Finals

Welcome to the Semi-Finals. There are just four beautiful babes left. Four culled from 16 of the hottest women on the planet. Only two will make it out, so let’s find out who that will be.

Catch up with the rest of the tournament, links listed here.

Now let’s check out some gorgeous figures.

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kristen Hughey

 

Alright, we’ve got ourselves two large breasted beauties here. Let’s take a look at what else they’ve got, starting with Jennifer…

In addition to her large butt and boobs, she has a perfect body and beautiful face. I really like the pictures of her with little to no make up on. It allows you to see just how beautiful she really is.

Next up is the somewhat similarly sculpted Kristen!

What a beaut! Her shoots are very sexy.

 

And now for the hard part. Which of these gorgeous women should move on?

Man, it’s really hard to say.

Jennifer has a slightly prettier face, but Kristen’s hair compliments her better.

Both have nice big butts, but Jennifer’s is better. Her body is also slightly more toned than Kristen’s.

Kristen has slightly bigger boobs, and she looks downright incredible in a bikini.

This is a close one, but the winner’s pictures are more eye catching. In other words, if you saw these two women standing together, aside from the simple fact that seeing them automatically makes it one of the best days of your life, I feel most people’s eyes would be drawn a little more to this one.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Jessica Nigri

These two women are very important to me. Joanie Brosas is the reason I discovered cosplay. But I didn’t become all that interested in it until I discovered the second cosplayer I ever saw, Jessica Nigri.

This is when I realized how incredible cosplay could really be. She’s so talented and the costumes she makes are jaw dropping. But her body made it drop even further. Unlike Joanie, her boobs are massive, as well as having a flawless…everything.

My third cosplayer solidified the idea I had that Jessica was not alone, both in her talent, and her beauty. Danielle confirmed that there were others out there, other also incredibly talented at cosplay, and also incredibly stinking hot!

In short, Jessica and Danielle have made me a fan of cosplay, I love it thanks to them. And these two women also made me believe in love at first sight. They are that beautiful.

Anywho, enough with all that. Let’s see some pics! Here comes Danielle!

God dang. Her curves drive me crazy, on top of her everything else. She is the perfect specimen of the female body.

Does Jessica stand a chance against ultimate perfection? Let’s find out…

This supremely sexy woman can match Danielle’s flawless figure, it turns out. Not only is her body just as perfect, but her boobs are a bit bigger and she’s a slightly better costume maker, I’d have to say.

Overall, I’d say she is more beautiful and sexier than Danielle.

This one is very, very close. Probably the toughest decision yet, for they are both so perfect and hot. But it must go to her.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

Well there you have it folks! Kristen Hughey and Jessica Nigri will battle it out in the finals for the title of hottest cosplayer of all time!

See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 2, Part 2

Welcome to the final part of round 2! The last four hotties will battle it out for a spot in the semi-finals. Only the hottest of the hot can make it there, so let’s find out which two lucky hotties will do so!

Check out all previous rounds, listed here.

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Kay Victoria

 

Two gorgeous women up (surprise, surprise.)

Let’s just check these babes out, starting with the lovely Danielle.

 

 

Flawless. Just look at her. Perfect in everyway.

The first pictures I saw of her were from her Kim Possible shoot.

It was love at first sight, thanks to her ridiculous curves, big boobs and overall beauty.

But the young and beautiful Kay is no push over. Let’s see what she’s got.

 

Nothing but sexy.

There is a clear winner here though, making this one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament.

While Kay is absolutely beautiful and has a great body, Danielle beats her in virtually every category.

 

Victor

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Danielle Beaulieu

 

Nest up, the final two sexy stunners in round 2.

Ana Cheri

Vs

Jessica Nigri

Let’s start with the incredibly toned, big boobed and sexy Ana!

Okay, so there’s more her in bikinis and underwear than cosplays, but who in their right mind would complain about that? She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her hair, face, boobs, body, butt, legs…everything about her is incredible. And she is the hottest girl in glasses period. Though I’m sure her nearly nude body beneath them might help with that.

Gosh…so beautiful.

 

Anywho, Jessica’s going to have her hands full competing with Ana, and not just because of Ana’s large bust size. Though Jessica’s are probably bigger. Care to see?

This gifted cosplayer can make any character the sexiest thing you have ever seen. Combine this talent with her flawless body, beautiful face and enormous boobs and great butt, and you’ve got one of the most beautiful cosplayers out there.

So what to do when two of the hottest, most perfect women butt heads? Hope they start making out I guess, but as that likely won’t happen, we’ll just have to settle with one of them maybe being a little bit hotter. And I’ve got an idea who that might be.

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And that’s it for round 2! Danielle Beaulieu and Jessica Nigri will face off in the semi-finals! That’ll be a steamy one, that’s for sure.

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 2, Part 1

Welcome to round 2 of one of the most sizzling Tournament of Hotties to date. We’ve already seen 8 of the hottest women on the planet get eliminated, but that just means there is 8 even hotter ones left standing!

Check out round 1 listed here, and now let’s see what these valiant women have to offer!

 

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

 

Was it any surprise that this was going to be a tough one? The first round was always so close, but round 2 is sure to be even harder…and hotter, which will likely make men share the same attributes for a little while.

Let’s take a look at the shapely and sexy Jennifer!

What a well endowed beauty. Everything about her is so big…and sexy, except her perfectly shape body. The parts you want big are big…

She even seems to be brave enough to take pictures with little to no make-up it seems, and she is still beautiful. This is definitely a woman you would want to get to know…And it looks like she’s not shy at showing off any part of her perfect body!

Next up is the sexy Sarkissian, Kate!

Kate is very slim and sexy, her body perfectly toned. Thanks to her tiny body, her boobs and butt look much bigger in contrast…not to say they aren’t a good size to begin with!

And for the winner…I just don’t know. Two perfect bodies going against each other.

There is one girl with an undoubtedly prettier face, and her boobs and butt are larger and nicer, so we’ll have to go with her…

 

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

 

I’m willing to bet we’ve got two more frustratingly hot women about to duke it out next…

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Joanie Brosas

Well, what do you know…they are both banging!

Let’s look at the large breasted Kristen!

Dang…Talk about a woman who has it where it counts…in Kristen’s case, everywhere. This woman can pleasure you in any way possible, it would seem.

Let’s see if we can say the same for Joanie!

She is the reason I found out cosplay existed. Thanks to my accidental discovery of her fantastic figure, I was able to find a world full of beautiful women. So I thank you for that, Ms. Brosas!

We are at a crossroads here, folks.

When it comes to straight up assets, Kristen completely annihilates Joanie with her breasts and butt, no contest.

But Joanie has a better body and when it comes to straight up attractiveness, Joanie is far more beautiful. Kristen’s face isn’t all that great. Not to say she isn’t beautiful, but it is definitely her one flaw, and Joanie’s biggest strength.

Both of these women are capable of filling any person’s desires, but when it comes down to it, I think most people would go for this babe.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

 

There is more to Kristen in a very good way.

 

And that’s it for now. Look for the final part of round 2!