Rubbernecking Should Be Considered A Capital Offense

I am so sick of sitting in traffic. It’s bad enough from commuter traffic, but it gets multiplied when an accident or road work happens. Okay. I get it, it’s annoying as all Hell, but what am I going to do?

But when the accident is on the other side of a highway, and we still sit in traffic for 30 minutes, that’s where the line must be drawn.

Every so often I sit in this “rubbernecking” traffic, and I seriously can’t wrap my head around that this is a thing.

For instance, the other day I was on the most major highway in my part of the state, and was in traffic forever, during regular rush-hour traffic to begin with, only to find it was because there was some sort of accident on the other side of the highway.

As I finally got to this traffic point of origin, I was completely baffled to see cars slowing down to a coasting 10-20 mph and just trying to see what was going on. When they had their fill, they sped off, and then the cars behind them would do the same. And this was happening in all 5 lanes! Just f*ing drive you stinking idiots!!! And the best part was, it was dark out and you couldn’t see anything to begin with!

Why do I and other decent people have to be late for work because you’re plain dumb?

I’ve seen people actually stop at accidents or car fires…that’s right, stop, in the left two lanes, get out of their cars and start taking pictures. Is your life that pathetic that mangled cars and injured persons is the most exciting thing in your life?

When I was a volunteer firefighter, I always made sure to yell at and move along any stupid people who would stop to gaze like a bunch of dreamy-eyed assholes at scenes we were working on. That’s right, it bothers me even when I’m not driving.

They need to have police go on the opposite side of a highway where an accident is and apprehend any driver who rubbernecks. Arrest every single one of them, and then give them the ultimate punishment.

If they want to rubberneck, then their necks should be twisted until broken, then their bodies should be placed in their cars and melted down so that their good-for-nothing lives and their cars that they failed to drive correctly can actually contribute to something positive in this world.

This might seem a little harsh, but rubbernecking is about as stupid and offensive as most crimes out there, if not more so, and you give up any and all value to your life when doing it.

 

Why Do Sequels Always Have To Be Better?

If a sequel to anything…book, movie, album, video game…is not better than the previous entry, then it is completely hated by most of the world.

I can understand that people want something to be better, for why make a new product that is inferior to the last? But to expect something to always constantly be better, especially in long running series’ or bands that have been together for decades, it’s just not realistic and not possible.

Say something like the first video game in a series is very good. The sequel is just “good.” This really means, it’s garbage and a stain upon the earth! This sequel should be “extremely good,” then the third needs to be “exceptionally good,” fourth “positively great,” and then the fifth “flawless.” Any made after that is doomed to fail, assuming the series succeeded in the impossible task of making each game better than the last up until that point.

This is a challenging task in itself, but you’ve also have to compete against nostalgia and expectation, two things that doom every product to fail…in one way or another.

If people really like something in a title, then their expectations run wild within their imagination for the next entry. The internet does little to help, by releasing rumors and getting a dozen “hype trains” in motion, so that by the time the product actually releases, fans have these insane delusions of what the product should be, so that it will never be good enough, despite how good it is or not. They never even consider things the creators face, such as time, and budget, and such resources like that.

And nostalgia, that’s it. If someone is nostalgic over something, then it’s over. Every single product is doomed to fail in that series. Nostalgia asks the entertainment business to recreate a feeling or memory that consumer experienced during the the first thing they played, read, listened to, or watched in that series.

This is simply not possible, mostly because that feeling is caused because it is the first time becoming part of that series. These feelings may have nothing to do with the product itself, even, but from something happening in their life at that time that makes them very happy. These feelings can’t be replicated, they just can’t. Especially if they were first experienced as a small child, versus now being an adult.

I made a post going a bit deeper with nostalgia, so I won’t say too much now.

The point is, people need to stop comparing sequels to the other entries in their series’ and simply look at them as they are. Sure it can be fun to compare them, but just because an older one is better, doesn’t mean the new one isn’t good.

I have long learned that going into anything with any personal wishes, hopes, or expectations of any kind, will destroy your experience and you will be sorely disappointed. The likelihood of something meeting someone’s exact expectations, or even some of them, is the equivalent of winning the lottery.

But going in with an open mind, with only entertainment as your goal, then you’ll experience the product with an unbiased vision, and therefore judging it as it is, not by what it should be or what it was, or what you wished it was.

 

When Did Getting Off School Buses Become Such a Project?

Anyone forced to sit behind a school bus on a regular basis knows what I’m talking about.

First off, buses stop like every other house now. What happened to bus stops? It really adds a lot to your commute when a bus stops 9 times on the same street.

But once that bus does stop, you are in for a long wait. This isn’t really an issue for the high school buses, but more the elementary kids.

In my community particularly, the bus will stop, like 10 seconds go by, some kids get off, finally. Then there’s a long pause, a few more get off, a 20 second pause, a few more get off, so on and so forth. (Note that this is an actual bus stop).

The longest I have sat at a bus stop is four minutes, that I’ve timed anyway.

FOUR MINUTES! For something that should take 30 seconds on a slow day!

What the heck are these kids doing!?!?!

When I was a kid, I remember all the kids got up and moved to the front of the bus before it even stopped.

Nowadays, it’s like the kids are completely clueless, and they have to spend a few minutes confirming that they are actually where they are supposed to get off.

And to make matters worse, almost every single parent comes to get their kids, and almost every one of those parents has to talk to the bus driver when their kid gets on, and when they get off. What could they possibly have to say to the bus driver? And some of them talk for a really long time while the cars pile up behind the school bus.

Seriously, I can’t see much more than a conversation of “hi, was he behaved?” Yes.” “Okay, bye.”

And that’s for more problematic children. But then again, if I had a kid who was too stupid to get off the bus in a timely manner, then maybe I’d be a little worried too!

Another thing I noticed, which has kind of always been a thing, is the parents always take their kids to the bus stops, whether it be an actual one, or just at the end of their driveway. This I can understand, but come on, I see teenagers being escorted by their parents, and they wait with them, probably so they can talk to the bus driver for 10 minutes.

I find this hard to cope with, because my mother only waited with me and got me off the bus my first few months of preschool. But all the bus stops I had, thinking back on it, most of the kids had parent escorts up until high school. WTF!!!

The point I’m trying to make is, KIDS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND GET OFF THE GOD DAMNED BUS!!!

And also, parents, stop coddling your precious little ones so much. You’re not doing them any favors. Or the country for that matter, but I don’t feel like going into detail about that…

 

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Finals

Here we are, the final bout of the hottest tournament to date.

16 of the hottest women I have ever seen competed with all their looks, so that only two remain. Let’s find out who the hottest cosplayer of all time is!

See the rest of the tournament listed here, and let’s get this going!

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Jessica Nigri

 

Two busty blond bombshells with big butts are competing here. It should get steamy.

Kristen has defeated Yaya Han, Joanie Brosas, and Jennifer Van Damsel, her large assets helping her win over some truly beautiful and sexy women.

 

Woo, very sexy.

She’s got a perfect body, which makes it tough for Jessica.

But she’s been against flawless before, such as Amy Thunderbolt, Ana Cheri, and Danielle Beaulieu, which is no easy feat!

Wow…just incredible.

Ironically, this is one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament. One of these women dominates over the other.

Kristen has a great body and nice big boobs and a butt to match. Her greatest flaw is her face, which isn’t all that great at times.

Jessica has no flaw. She’s is completely beautiful. Her face is gorgeous. She is hot, sexy, and cute all at once. Her boobs are full and sexy, better than Kristen’s, as well as her butt.

On top of this, she is one of the most gifted cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.

She is one of the hottest people on the planet.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And there you have it! We have our hottest cosplayer of all time!

 

And as always, the bonus of ranking them from least hottest to most hot (in my opinion). I will list what round they made it to in parentheses.

I hate ranking them, for I always feel guilty, since they are all so very, very hot.

But oh well, here goes.

 

#16 Leanna Vamp (Round 1)leeanna vamp wet wire

 

#15 Jordan Carver (Round 1)

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#14 Stella Chu (Round 1)

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#13 Kate Sarkissian (Round 2)

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#12 Joanie Brosas (Round 2)

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#11 Yaya Han (Round 1)

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#10 Jennifer Van Damsel (Semi-Finalist)

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#9 Kristen Hughey (Finalist)

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#8 Jannet Vinogradova (Round 1)

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#7 Kayla Erin (Round 1)

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#6 Kay Victoria (Round 2)

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#5 Beke Jacoba (Round 1)

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#4 Ana Cheri (Round 2)

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#3 Amy Thunderbolt (Round 1)

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#2 Danielle Beaulieu (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Jessica Nigri (Victor)

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Wow, this tournament could have gone a whole lot differently. All the hottest women were knocked out early, thanks to Jessica and Danielle.

It’s amazing that Jessica was up against the three hottest women next to her in the whole tournament. Her final bout was an easy win, ironically. That is a testament to her hotness!

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Semi-Finals

Welcome to the Semi-Finals. There are just four beautiful babes left. Four culled from 16 of the hottest women on the planet. Only two will make it out, so let’s find out who that will be.

Catch up with the rest of the tournament, links listed here.

Now let’s check out some gorgeous figures.

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kristen Hughey

 

Alright, we’ve got ourselves two large breasted beauties here. Let’s take a look at what else they’ve got, starting with Jennifer…

In addition to her large butt and boobs, she has a perfect body and beautiful face. I really like the pictures of her with little to no make up on. It allows you to see just how beautiful she really is.

Next up is the somewhat similarly sculpted Kristen!

What a beaut! Her shoots are very sexy.

 

And now for the hard part. Which of these gorgeous women should move on?

Man, it’s really hard to say.

Jennifer has a slightly prettier face, but Kristen’s hair compliments her better.

Both have nice big butts, but Jennifer’s is better. Her body is also slightly more toned than Kristen’s.

Kristen has slightly bigger boobs, and she looks downright incredible in a bikini.

This is a close one, but the winner’s pictures are more eye catching. In other words, if you saw these two women standing together, aside from the simple fact that seeing them automatically makes it one of the best days of your life, I feel most people’s eyes would be drawn a little more to this one.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Jessica Nigri

These two women are very important to me. Joanie Brosas is the reason I discovered cosplay. But I didn’t become all that interested in it until I discovered the second cosplayer I ever saw, Jessica Nigri.

This is when I realized how incredible cosplay could really be. She’s so talented and the costumes she makes are jaw dropping. But her body made it drop even further. Unlike Joanie, her boobs are massive, as well as having a flawless…everything.

My third cosplayer solidified the idea I had that Jessica was not alone, both in her talent, and her beauty. Danielle confirmed that there were others out there, other also incredibly talented at cosplay, and also incredibly stinking hot!

In short, Jessica and Danielle have made me a fan of cosplay, I love it thanks to them. And these two women also made me believe in love at first sight. They are that beautiful.

Anywho, enough with all that. Let’s see some pics! Here comes Danielle!

God dang. Her curves drive me crazy, on top of her everything else. She is the perfect specimen of the female body.

Does Jessica stand a chance against ultimate perfection? Let’s find out…

This supremely sexy woman can match Danielle’s flawless figure, it turns out. Not only is her body just as perfect, but her boobs are a bit bigger and she’s a slightly better costume maker, I’d have to say.

Overall, I’d say she is more beautiful and sexier than Danielle.

This one is very, very close. Probably the toughest decision yet, for they are both so perfect and hot. But it must go to her.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

Well there you have it folks! Kristen Hughey and Jessica Nigri will battle it out in the finals for the title of hottest cosplayer of all time!

See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 2, Part 2

Welcome to the final part of round 2! The last four hotties will battle it out for a spot in the semi-finals. Only the hottest of the hot can make it there, so let’s find out which two lucky hotties will do so!

Check out all previous rounds, listed here.

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Kay Victoria

 

Two gorgeous women up (surprise, surprise.)

Let’s just check these babes out, starting with the lovely Danielle.

 

 

Flawless. Just look at her. Perfect in everyway.

The first pictures I saw of her were from her Kim Possible shoot.

It was love at first sight, thanks to her ridiculous curves, big boobs and overall beauty.

But the young and beautiful Kay is no push over. Let’s see what she’s got.

 

Nothing but sexy.

There is a clear winner here though, making this one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament.

While Kay is absolutely beautiful and has a great body, Danielle beats her in virtually every category.

 

Victor

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Danielle Beaulieu

 

Nest up, the final two sexy stunners in round 2.

Ana Cheri

Vs

Jessica Nigri

Let’s start with the incredibly toned, big boobed and sexy Ana!

Okay, so there’s more her in bikinis and underwear than cosplays, but who in their right mind would complain about that? She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her hair, face, boobs, body, butt, legs…everything about her is incredible. And she is the hottest girl in glasses period. Though I’m sure her nearly nude body beneath them might help with that.

Gosh…so beautiful.

 

Anywho, Jessica’s going to have her hands full competing with Ana, and not just because of Ana’s large bust size. Though Jessica’s are probably bigger. Care to see?

This gifted cosplayer can make any character the sexiest thing you have ever seen. Combine this talent with her flawless body, beautiful face and enormous boobs and great butt, and you’ve got one of the most beautiful cosplayers out there.

So what to do when two of the hottest, most perfect women butt heads? Hope they start making out I guess, but as that likely won’t happen, we’ll just have to settle with one of them maybe being a little bit hotter. And I’ve got an idea who that might be.

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And that’s it for round 2! Danielle Beaulieu and Jessica Nigri will face off in the semi-finals! That’ll be a steamy one, that’s for sure.

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 2, Part 1

Welcome to round 2 of one of the most sizzling Tournament of Hotties to date. We’ve already seen 8 of the hottest women on the planet get eliminated, but that just means there is 8 even hotter ones left standing!

Check out round 1 listed here, and now let’s see what these valiant women have to offer!

 

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

 

Was it any surprise that this was going to be a tough one? The first round was always so close, but round 2 is sure to be even harder…and hotter, which will likely make men share the same attributes for a little while.

Let’s take a look at the shapely and sexy Jennifer!

What a well endowed beauty. Everything about her is so big…and sexy, except her perfectly shape body. The parts you want big are big…

She even seems to be brave enough to take pictures with little to no make-up it seems, and she is still beautiful. This is definitely a woman you would want to get to know…And it looks like she’s not shy at showing off any part of her perfect body!

Next up is the sexy Sarkissian, Kate!

Kate is very slim and sexy, her body perfectly toned. Thanks to her tiny body, her boobs and butt look much bigger in contrast…not to say they aren’t a good size to begin with!

And for the winner…I just don’t know. Two perfect bodies going against each other.

There is one girl with an undoubtedly prettier face, and her boobs and butt are larger and nicer, so we’ll have to go with her…

 

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

 

I’m willing to bet we’ve got two more frustratingly hot women about to duke it out next…

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Joanie Brosas

Well, what do you know…they are both banging!

Let’s look at the large breasted Kristen!

Dang…Talk about a woman who has it where it counts…in Kristen’s case, everywhere. This woman can pleasure you in any way possible, it would seem.

Let’s see if we can say the same for Joanie!

She is the reason I found out cosplay existed. Thanks to my accidental discovery of her fantastic figure, I was able to find a world full of beautiful women. So I thank you for that, Ms. Brosas!

We are at a crossroads here, folks.

When it comes to straight up assets, Kristen completely annihilates Joanie with her breasts and butt, no contest.

But Joanie has a better body and when it comes to straight up attractiveness, Joanie is far more beautiful. Kristen’s face isn’t all that great. Not to say she isn’t beautiful, but it is definitely her one flaw, and Joanie’s biggest strength.

Both of these women are capable of filling any person’s desires, but when it comes down to it, I think most people would go for this babe.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

 

There is more to Kristen in a very good way.

 

And that’s it for now. Look for the final part of round 2!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 4

Here we are at the final part of round 1, where the final four ridiculously hot cosplayers will battle it out for a chance to move up to round 2! Check out the 12 other seductive goddesses in parts 1, 2, and 3. Now let’s check out some hotties!

 

Beke Jacoba

Vs

Ana Cheri

So these women both seem to be more into general modeling than cosplaying, but whatever, they’re still hot as Hell. See for yourself, starting with the gorgeous Beke Jacoba.

Holy mother of ta-tas! Beke is incredibly gorgeous…literally every part of her. Her body is splendidly tone, her boobs and butt, very large, and she doesn’t appear to have a problem showing off any part of her. There is plenty of diverse pictures showing us everything we want to see, and her shoots are very, very sexy, some of the sexiest we’ve seen so far in this tournament, if not the most sexy.

Already the bar is set high in the sky, but the first woman always sets it so high, and the second girl tends to pole vault clean over it. Let’s see if Ana Cheri can do the same!

Son of a cat…sigh….

Amazingly, and unsurprisingly, Ana is right up there with Beke. She boasts the same attributes as her competition…though her body is more toned, and her butt and boobs are bigger. Ana’s face is more beautiful as well, and her gorgeous hair ties it all together. But Beke’s photos are so much hotter, which is huge points.

This is a tough one for sure. Again, two perfect, sexy women, going head to head here!

It’s very, very, close, but I think this one just barely takes it…

 

Victor

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Ana Cheri

 

And now for the last two unbelievably hot cosplayers!!

 

Jessica Nigri

Vs

Amy Thunderbolt

*Shakes head* My brain is going to explode. Yet again, two perfect women seem to be in our midst. But we must investigate further!

Let’s check out Jessica.