Was There A Problem With Car Keys?

So my wife got a car a couple years ago that was “push to start.” In other words, it doesn’t have a key, and you push a button to start it. You only get a fob to unlock it or for remote start and the like. I had never heard of this until then. My first thought was, “oh, I never had a problem with keys, but cool.”

Fast-forward two years, and I’ve learned just how uncool it is.

Firstly, last winter the car battery died, so I couldn’t unlock the car. Great, I’m locked out of my own car for no good reason. If only it had a key.

Well, my wife informed me there is a little key hidden inside the fob, so after yanking the thing so hard I thought it would break, the little sucker popped out. Then I had to rip off this little plastic thing on the door handle to reveal a hidden keyhole. Okay, that’s one crisis averted. Except, if it was just like normal keys, there never would have been an issue to begin with. Why are all companies trying to make all their products smooth and flawless-looking? Does anybody actually want that? Even the site I’m writing this on is guilty of this smooth and blank appearance at the cost of user-friendliness.

Like TV’s for instance; they’ve got to hide the buttons on the back or make them these invisible little things you press your fingers on that are impossible to see unless you squat right in front of it and shine light on them.

Anyway…getting off topic here.

The biggest issue I’ve had, when again there shouldn’t be one at all, is what do you do when the battery in the fob dies?

My wife told me the car will warn you when the battery is low. Okay, great. I don’t drive the car very often. It’s been like over a year. So when I went to drive it a couple weeks ago, the car wouldn’t unlock, so I had to use the trusty hidden key trick, only to discover that when I tried to start the car, it told me no fob detected or something like that.

Well that’s great. Thankfully I was at home, though it did cause major inconvenience for others and I nearly missed my nieces third-birthday party because of it…

But what if someone was at work or somewhere else when it happened? You would have to call a tow-truck in some scenarios. That’s a great conversation to have.

Tow-Truck Guy: So what’s wrong with the car?

Poor Person Swindled Into Buying A Keyless Car: Oh man, the batteries dead.”

Tow-Truck Guy: Oh okay, I can just jump you.

Poor Person Swindled Into Buying A Keyless Car: No man, the battery in my fob.

WTF? How is there not a backup plan in case this happens to someone? And okay, the car warns you when you need to replace the battery. 90% of people are forgetful and/or huge procrastinators, so I guarantee this happens to people all the time.

And how did the battery in the fob die? It’s only four years old! I’ve had cars four times that old and the fob always worked.

They just don’t make em’ like they used to, I guess. And that’s a real big problem. I mean seriously, who looked at car keys and said, “man, I wish they would get rid of these.” Especially after they make those nice little ones that tuck into the fob. Ugh…this world…

Franchises I Am So Thankful Continued On When I Thought They Were Dead

Ever think a franchise, whether from a movie, TV show, book, game…anything… was over and done with, only to surprise you years later with something more? This always fills me with gratitude beyond words, and I’m so grateful for the opportunity to see more into the characters or stories that I love. So let’s see some of my favorites!

Star Wars all posters

This is probably the biggest return, as it is going stronger than ever today.

I spent the earliest days of my childhood obsessing over the original Star Wars trilogy. I loved everything about the movies, and the copious amount of toys that came with it. I wanted to own them all. (Consequently, I only had about 10).

I yearned to see what happened before A New Hope, for I desperately wanted to learn about Vader’s fall into darkness, the Clone Wars, and to just see a time where Jedi were plentiful.

First, we got the special editions. I was super-thrilled about that, but it was the same movies, but I figured it was better than nothing.

But then when I heard I was finally going to get my wish, I was beyond ecstatic. Just before my tenth birthday, a movie I literally was waiting my whole life for came out and started a new trilogy delivering the very things I wanted to see.

Fast-forward some 20 years and we are still getting Star Wars material. A plethora of comics, novels, TV shows, movies, both mainline and spin-off, so that now instead of waiting a decade for something new, it’s about a year. Heck we just got The Bad Batch premiere mere days ago!

I will continue to enjoy Star Wars in my adult life, until Disney inevitably runs it into the ground. But as long as Dave Filoni is creating things, I think we are in good hands.

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After American Wedding, one of my favorite movie series concluded. But after nine years, we received American Reunion, a continuation of the characters I so love trying to deal with middle-age adulthood. It happens to be my favorite in the series to boot!

There was rumor of a fifth movie years ago, but I think that has been squashed. I’m still holding out hope though!

dragon ball super

Dragon Ball Z was my favorite show as a kid…and pretty much still is. When it concluded, I was a mess. Sure, we had GT come out, but that was hardly anything comparable, and it wasn’t canon, so it just doesn’t really matter.

After about 20 years however, a new movie, Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods was released, with the promise that if it did well, a new series would follow in it’s wake. This was some of the most exciting news I’ve ever heard. After one more movie, at long last, Dragon Ball Super began, and we were treated to an amazing series that surpasses even Z in my opinion!

While the show is currently on hiatus, it is confirmed to be coming back eventually. We have since been treated to one more movie, which is probably the best thing in DB history, and continued monthly releases of the manga, which is continuing the storyline!

Of all the items on this list, Dragon Ball Super is the one I am easily the most thankful for. Each month when I read the new manga chapter, I can hardly believe a series I thought dead in my early-teens is going strong in my early thirties!

rambo first blood

Like Star Wars, I spent a lot of my childhood watching the Rambo trilogy.

The trilogy concluded about a year before I was born, so I never thought I’d see a new Rambo movie, despite rumors about it floating around for over a decade. But finally, in 2008, 20 years after the third one, we were treated to Rambo.

I still remember perfectly going to see it opening night to a sold out theater of excited fans, red bands tied around many of their heads. Quotes from the movies were shouted out during the previews, cheers rang out throughout Rambo’s more awesome exploits. All-in-all, it was the best theater experience I had ever been to.

But then, 11 years after that, we got yet another Rambo movie! I was thrilled beyond words yet again. Now one of my favorite movie franchises that I thought was dead before I was even born had given me a movie when I was 18, and 30. I can’t ask for much more than that. Except I’m hoping for a sixth one, despite Stallone being very old at this point.

rocky

Going along with Rambo, a sixth Rocky movie was rumored to be in the works for over 10 years. I also watched this series all the time as a kid. The fifth movie came out in 1990, but in 2006, we finally got that sequel! Better yet, we see the character return in a spin-off movie series, Creed, in 2015, and 2018!

Every time I watch these listed items, I seriously feel so appreciative that they even exist, so far in the future when I thought they were long gone.

I will add more as I think of them.

Is there anything that has made a comeback that you have a hard time believing yet are thrilled about?

I Can’t Wrap My Head Around This Whole “Cancel Culture” Thing

For about a month or so, I’ve been hearing about a group on the internet going around “canceling” people, which has inevitably lead to something called “cancel culture.” I have really tried to understand this, and to be honest, it took two weeks to really kind of get what is going on, but I still don’t get it.

In short, it’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of…

But from what I have gathered, it’s a bunch of people, mostly kids around the age of 20, give or take, an age group who literally know nothing about life, going around the internet and using their anonymity to force others with different or less favorable beliefs, views, lifestyles, opinions, etc.  into changing them into a life that better suits the all-powerful cancel culture. Actually that’s not true. They don’t force them to change, that would imply giving them a second chance. They destroy that person for not being a perfect human being, or rather for being a person they don’t agree with. In other words they ruin that person’s life. It’s a modern-day crucifixion basically. We just call it “canceling” now because it sounds more politically correct. And Lord knows (can I say that?) that these cancel culturists are all about PC!

Except they are one enormous ball of hypocrisy.

Hmm. Where have I heard this done before…Oh wait, I’ve read about it, countless times on the bloodiest pages of history.

Think about all the times a group has forced their will on another group or simply eradicated them for being different or having opposing views.

The Crusades stick out in my mind as the biggest one. Or you, know, like any genocide that has ever happened. Like Darfur, Burma, any religious war, or war in general…

What, Cancel folk, just because you aren’t actually killing anybody directly with a weapon makes what you are doing okay? Because you are singling out people, it’s not as bad? You’re still singling out a group. That group, in fact is much, much larger than any group that has befallen such travesty. That group would be anyone that isn’t you, more or less.

Another huge genocidal event that comes to mind is the Holocaust. This one turns out to be super ironic, since they canceled that Gina Mandalorian actress, whose last name I can’t remember, for saying being a republican today is like being a Jew in the Holocaust.

Now me personally, I have literally no reaction to this. Freedom of speech and all that. So say what you want. It doesn’t affect my life, and truthfully no one else’s either.

But no, the first amendment is now, “freedom of speech, unless we don’t agree with it!’

So because this Gina gal (can i say that?) brought up something terrible about history, what happens? The cancel folk drop down on her like thousands of kamikaze pilots. Can I say that? The kamikaze pilots are Japanese, so am I being racist or insensitive towards them? Or because they were killing Americans with that tactic usually, it must be okay to say, being American myself.

In a nutshell, the Nazis worked the Jews and starved them until one or the other made them useless enough to be killed, if they didn’t die from overwork, starvation, or disease first. It was a pretty shitty thing to do, but the Jews, as Miss Gina pointed out, were not a very popular people, so those countries were pretty okay with it.

Now let’s take this last paragraph and change it up a bit.

In a nutshell, the cancel culturists scour the internet, finding anything that isn’t considered a popular opinion or way of life, and do all they can to destroy the lives of these unpopular people. The victim’s lose their job, and their reputation is soiled, thus the victim becomes like this social disease that no one wants associated with their company. That person never works again, and worst case scenario, loses pretty much everything, and could even starve, because going from a celebrity to a store clerk is not something easy to do…by any means, and due to their ex-celebrity status, they would not even be able to get a normal job like that to begin with, so they will eventually starve from not being able to buy food… again that’s worst case scenario The victims could also suffer even more so mentally, and I wouldn’t be surprised if suicide was in the works.

So both paragraphs can be dumbed down to this. We don’t like something. We get rid of it.

This can also be said for all wars and genocides.

But again, the cancel folk are fine, because they are not physically harming anyone! And after all, these people are doing it for the good of the land! They are trying to get rid of the bad people out there. All those crazy, opinionated people bordering on being racist, or saying marginally offensive things need to go!

Never mind the fact that the world is overflowing with criminals and complete literal scum. But it’s not the culturists fault. You can’t stop crime from the internet. Though I doubt they’d try, because today is all about defending criminals and attacking the people who defend us from the criminals instead. Talk about a twisted circle…

This whole Cancel Culture Movement…nah, I wouldn’t say movement, that’s giving these idiots (can I say that?) way too much credit, reminds me of something else that surely these pure souls would cringe upon!

Remember back in the day, before *gasp* internet was invented, when the most exciting thing in people’s lives were public executions?

That’s right cancel guys, you are performing cyber-public execution of one’s well-being, not their physical body. When you pick out someone to cancel, you are essentially placing them in the gallows or guillotine, and wait for all your little fellow cancelists to fill the town square, so in one voice you can cry out to the executioner, (the executioner being the employer or such-related position) to drop the axe on em’.

And speaking of employers, that’s the real problem here. Sorry cancelers, you’re not changing the world. You’re not making it a better place. Your not helping people see the light. All you’re doing is manipulating all these pussy (can I say that?) companies by taking advantage of their greed. God forbid they become associated with someone who isn’t all that popular because of their own opinions, and thus hurt the reputation of the company that employs them, which in turn could lead to less profit that quarter. If all these companies just shrugged their shoulders and told the whiny cancelists to fuck off, their little culture would be gone before it ever started.

The best part is, I imagine the people attacking these companies don’t even use the material the companies shell out. So they wouldn’t be losing anything anyway if cancelists decided to not indulge in giving them money.

Why else do you think they attack things decades old? Because none of these kids watch or use any of this stuff. You think anyone born in the last 20 years is watching Pepe la Pu, or however you spell it and Speedy Gonzales? Do you think they are reading Dr. Seuss? If they did as kids, they sure as Hell aren’t now! 

And let’s go a little more modern. Miss Mandalorian Gina-lady. She’s a minor character in a somewhat popular show. No loss for any cancelist who watches it.

Bill Burr, a comedian. Comedians aren’t that big, and not many people really follow them. So no loss to these enlightened folk there.

Comedians also make a living by being offensive and insulting people, so they are easy prey. Get more creative culturists!

Eminem’s Love the Way You Lie is being attacked. I imagine a lot of younger folk, AKA the majority of the cancel culturists, don’t listen to Eminem and only attack that song as it’s easily his most-played song on radios. At least I assume. It’s the only one I’ve ever heard more than once. This song isn’t even recent. It’s over 10 years old! And guess what, he, and every rapper out their is far more offensive than talking about setting a house on fire when a women is tied to a bed.

The best part is, that line isn’t even meant to be offensive. It’s just a way to express how much he loves her.

So it’s all fun for these cancel culturists because they are not losing anything that they get enjoyment from. But anyone who liked Gina’s character, or loved those Dr. Seuss books…they are victims too. Congrats assholes, you just took away things they enjoyed because you don’t like a picture or a remark someone says.

And that’s just it. All this attacking and scouting is fun for the cancel pals. You’re not fooling anyone. The Gen Zer’s, as they are called, are the first generation to grow up solely on the internet, and as they grow into adulthood, this is what they do with the technology and way of life they share… attacking others. The only motivation these people have is to get more likes and followers on their social media, hoping they achieve the big time by going viral. Plus young people are assholes, and thanks to the convenient anonymity of the internet, they can be the biggest assholes ever, because they are attacking people through a screen. Their victims are world-renowned unfortunately, and don’t share the same luxury.

Or they are so old they can’t defend themselves. (I got you Pepe!)

So how about ya’ll stop pretending to be soft-hearted human sympathizers, because you’re literally worse than anyone else out there.

This is a fact. Some of the most racist and offensive things I have ever seen come from these bold twitter-users trying to cancel out someone who said something that isn’t quite so offensive, and didn’t intend it to be if it was.

So as punishment for their slight slip of the tongue, you will be canceled! That’s that! Fuck you, good night.

But my mistake. The culturists aren’t being racist because they are attacking white people…and skunks.

And it turns out, you can’t be racist against white people, simply because there are more of them out their in the world. Thus, that makes whites the absolute most vulnerable race in the world, and are completely open to all attack, which is about the most racist thing I’ve ever heard, aside from cancel culture tweets.

As for being racist towards skunks, that one’s still on the fence…I suppose it comes down to what’s underneath that black and white fur.

And let’s be honest here. You guys aren’t really offended by any of this. Again, you just think it’s funny. Literally no one can be that offended by that much stuff. You guys are going around, looking for things from decades ago, finding something different about someone, and exploiting it and twisting it around to make it seem worse than it is, and only for a laugh. I believe this to be true, because you would have to really go out of your way to even try to be offended by some of the stuff, which if you even manage to eventually come to believe something is offensive, it would only be a very small amount, and it should be voided because of the amount of personal effort it took just to force yourself to be offended.

Hmm, picking out something different and turning it into something offensive in the public eye. That sounds like something. Racism? Yes. Hitler? Yes. Bullying of any kind? Yes.

And the worst part about all of this, and the part I can’t understand the most, if how all these sheep, I mean cancel culturists, just jump on the band-wagon as they say.

Some Idiot Kid: I think Hulk Hogan’s mustache is offensive!

Other Idiot: Ha! That’s funny! Me too!

They create memes and share posts with their friends and then those friends share it with their friends and eventually it snowballs into something crazy and a wrestler that was prominent in the 90’s and early 2000’s is now the anti-christ.

Be your own people, for the love of God! (Can I say that?)

And for the record, when you think you’re righting people when they are forced to make public apologies, do you really think most of those are sincere? Of course not. They do give a crap. They are just taking efforts to make sure they can have continued employment, much in the same way the companies they work for don’t care either, but just want to make sure they maximize profits. So if you weirdo’s somehow gain any satisfaction from these apologies, don’t.

You know, the idea behind people banding together to accomplish something is truly wonderful though. It’s something I’ve been wanting to happen for a very long time. To solve actual problems though. When people come together, they can make changes. All governments suck, pretty much everything is entirely too expensive, while companies, colleges, and pretty much every for-profit establishment scams and takes advantage of it’s customers… just to name a very few and very vague amount of infinite problems.

Everyday the world gets worse, and we finally get a generation that bands together, for the first time since like the revolution against Great Britain, (speaking from my American point-of-view) and this is what they do with it. Attack a dead author’s work, and countless other meaningless things. And with the internet, now people can band together globally, instead of within a country, but honestly, countries only care about themselves, and each has their own set of problems, and pretty much hate every other country, so why would they help each other out?

And besides, I imagine the cancel culture consists of mostly Americans, because only they can be so delicate, and have the free-time and the “selfless bleeding heart attitude that essentially says ‘I think I am better than everyone else.'”

The rest of the world doesn’t give a crap. They’ve got more important things to do than worry about what forms of media are offensive.

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Semi-Finals) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

We’ve got five women, two bouts, and lots of pictures! Which two will make it to the finals? It’s up to you!

 

Bout #1

 

Bulma Brief

 

Vs

Android 18

 

These two beauties are easily two of the most beautiful women in the entire series. Who will come out on top?

 

What a looker. She’s always a knockout in everything she wears.

18 isn’t one to be beaten so easily however, and has already knocked out Maron in round 1, who is basically a clone of Bulma.

 

Victor

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Bulma Brief

Bout #2

Just one last threesome here.

Cocoa

Who knew such an insignificant character that’s only in like two episodes would make it this far? She’s knocked out gorgeous women like Vados and Videl. She may not have their strength, but she’s got looks that kill! I’ve just gotta keep reusing pictures for her since she’s that insignificant.

Vs

Caulifla

Caulifla’s sexy attire and spicy attitude make her a desirable woman right off the bat. The fact that a woman is in love with her doesn’t hurt either. This gal would definitely swing both ways, which is always a good thing.

Vs

Cocotte

The lone female Pride Trooper has made it all the way to semi-finals! She is another minor character who didn’t last too long in the Tournament of Power, but managed to defeat even the gorgeous Kefla in this tournament! Like Cocoa, there isn’t much to find on her, so I’ve got to reuse pictures.

 

Victor

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Cocoa

 

That’s it, we’ve got our two finalists! Bulma and Cocoa!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

Now let’s finish off round 2!

 

Bout #9

 

Bikal

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Vs

 

Caway

caway 2

 

Bikal is a sexy vampire-looking lady whose skin-tight leotard thing leaves little to the imagination.

She can suck on me any time!

While Bikal is the dark side, Caway seems to be more on the side of light.

Caway is both fierce and sexy, just like Bikal!

 

Victor

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Caway

 

Bout #10

 

Hop

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Vs

 

Cocotte

dragon ball cocotte

 

Hop is part cat, but really just a purple human with a slammin’ body and cat accessories. I’m willing to bet she has all the accessories we need for a good time however.

 

Cocotte is also a purple humanoid with large breasts and a skin tight Pride Trooper uniform. She too most definitely has an incredible body with all the goods under it.

 

Victor

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Cocotte

 

We have out final bout for round 2 up next! It’s time for another threesome!

Bout #11

 

Kefla

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Vs

 

Bulla

 

Vs

 

Valese

 

Kefla is the stunning fusion of Dragon Ball babes Caulifla and Kale, clearly bringing out the best features of both.

 

Bulla is the beautiful daughter of Bulma and Vegeta who seems to age far faster than normal people ought to. Though being half-Saiyan, I guess she isn’t exactly normal.

She also seems to be into women…

 

Valese is Goten’s sexy date. She’s a ditz, but she’s kind and beautiful. But only one of those traits matter in this tournament.

And yes, she is with Bulla in that one picture above. So bonus points!

 

Victor

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Kefla

 

That’s it for round 2! Be sure to check out all the hottest girls in round 3!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 2) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

Now let’s get another dose of beautiful women!

Bout #5

 

Videl

Vs

Erasa

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Videl is the headstrong and physically very strong wife of Gohan. She is beautiful in Super, but her best looks are definitely when she’s a bratty teenager.

Videl is the original wearer of yoga pants, and looks incredible in them.

Erasa is Videl’s best friend and would probably bang Gohan if given the chance. That lucky son of a…

There’ no denying she’s gorgeous. It’s hard to not look good in that tube-top.

Now let’s see how close these two friends really are!

Gohan is lucky indeed.

 

Victor

Videl

 

Bout #6

 

Vados

Vs

Cocoa

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Vados is the beautiful yet conservative dresser of Universe 6. She’s infinitely powerful. Does she have the beauty to match?

Under her robes is certainly a perfect body, and it would be heavenly if only she shared it.

Cocoa is a beautiful actress who also would like to have Gohan in bed. Man, what is with this guy? He can get every hot chick around.

 

Victor

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Cocoa

 

Bout #7

Marcarita

 

Vs

 

Heles

 

Marcarita is the angel of Universe 11. She doesn’t say or show much in the show, as she is a minor character and is forced to wear the loose and large garb of the angels. But her body is probably quite angelic. Here’s some proof.

That’s a body worth traveling across universes for.

 

Heles is a god of destruction, and one obsessed with spreading love.

Works for me.

 

Victor

Heles

 

Bout #8

Caulifla

 

Vs

Kakunsa

kakunsa 2

 

Caulifla is the fighting prodigy from Universe 6. She also believes shirts get in the way of her fighting it seems, which is never a bad thing.

She is tough and spunky, and would probably show you a crazy night.

Kakunsa is a much lesser character. She’s easily the most beautiful of the little love triangle of universe 2, and the only one who remains so after transforming. Her skin tight costume definitely helps with that.

 

Victor

Caulifla

 

That’s it for now. We’ve got one more part for round 2 coming your way soon!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 1) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out the first round listed here!

Now let’s check out some ladies!

Bout #1

Bulma

Vs

Launch (Blond)

Bulma is the richest woman in the Dragon Ball world? Is she also the hottest?

Dragon Ball, Z, or Super, you can count on Bulma to turn some heads.

Launch is very beautiful as well, though the blond one will likely kill you and steal everything you own. But it’d be worth it for a night with her…

So which of these strong-willed, tough-as-nails women is hotter?

Victor

Bulma

Bout #2

Panchy Brief

VS

Hasky

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Panchy’s looks never quit, as she hardly ages at all in all the years of Dragon Ball.

With her sexy tube-top, she’s always ready to serve up some food, or some lovin’! She’d probably do anything you asked just to make you happy, she’s that nice of a woman.

Hasky is a beautiful blond assassin and much younger than Panchy. Will this youth prevail?

Since she’s such a minor character, there isn’t much for me to show…

She’s like if Han Solo was a hot blond…

Victor

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Hasky

Bout #3

Melee

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Vs

Chi Chi

Melee is a beautiful demon clad in a skin tight leotard thing. She’s a very minor character, so unfortunately there isn’t much to find for her…

Hell wouldn’t be so bad if you got to see her everyday. Though I suppose the torture would be she’d be standing just out of your reach.

Chi Chi may be all human, but she is as fierce as a demon, and also beautiful, but seems to be the only one in the show besides Krillin to age normally. Even so, she usually looks beautiful no matter what age.

Victor

Chi Chi

Bout #4

Annin

dragon ball annin

VS

Android 18

Annin is a beautiful Goddess of sorts who will do whatever it takes to protect the furnace she watches over. She also seems like she’d be a good wife, despite the fact that she’ll outlive any husband. But at least her beauty will shine on forever!

18 is an android who, as far as I can tell, is a stunningly beautiful woman who is completely human with the exception of having pesky human limitations like getting tired, aging, and physical weakness. So in other words, she’s perfect.

Victor

Android 18

Things are starting to heat up! Be sure to look for Round 2, part 2!

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 4) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out part 1, 2, and 3 to see which of the hottest Dragon Ball characters have advanced so far.

We’ve got the last batch of women appearing in this part! Who will make the cut?

 

Bout #20

Rylibeu Vs Cocotte

Two more fighters that met head to head in a tournament of power. Neither proved strong enough to survive that tournament, but are they hot enough to survive this one?

Rylibeu is some kind of butterfly woman with a cute face.

Cocotte is the only female member of the Pride Troopers, which means she gets to don a skin tight uniform, which for a woman with her figure, is a very good thing.

 

Victor

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Cocotte

 

Bout #21

Kefla VS Pan

Two women from part 3 are back, but this time as one person! That’s right, Kefla is the fusion of those sexy Saiyan sisters Kale and Caulifla. Not only is she super strong, but she’s absolutely gorgeous.

Pan is the daughter of Videl and Gohan, and probably a bit too young to be here. But since she’s pretty sexualized in GT and a main character, I figured it best not to leave her out. Plus age isn’t really a thing when you’re a drawn character.

 

Victor

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Kefla

 

Bout #22

Bulla Vs Leena

Bulla is even younger than Pan, yet she dresses like a hooker and looks older than Bulma did at the start of Dragon Ball so it’s okay. In case you didn’t notice, she inherited all of Bulma’s good looks, and probably Vegeta’s strength.

Leena is some princess being forced to marry some monster on a faraway planet. She isn’t all that good-looking, but she exposes a good amount of her belly, and that’s big points!

Victor

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Bulla

 

We’ve only got three more women left, so we’ve got a triple battle to finish off round 1!

Bout #23

Valese Vs Marron Vs Oceanus Shenron

Valese is Goten’s beautiful girlfriend who looks great in a slim yellow dress. Treat her to some ice cream and she’s a sure thing.

Marron is the daughter of Android 18 and Krillin and has inherited the looks of her mother, rather than her father, fortunately.

Oceanus Shenron is an evil dragon who would rather destroy the world than make your wishes come true. One wish comes to the forefront of our minds with her though. Too bad we’d be obliterated before even voicing it.

 

Victor

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Valese

 

 

And that is it for Round 1! The mass of women have been sifted through. Things should start to heat up in round 2!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out part 1 and part 2 to see which of the hottest Dragon Ball characters have advanced so far. Now let us find some more!

 

Bout #14

Heles Vs Yurin

Two beautiful women to start off part 3.

Heles is the only female god of destruction, and she looks the part well, showing off her amazing body.

Yurin is a student of Tien, and with some help from Master Roshi, is one of the sexiest martial artists of all time.

Victor

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Heles

 

Bout #15

Caulifla Vs Kale

These two are Saiyans from Universe 6, which still has women.

Caulifla’s eye catching attire and saucy attitude make her hard to miss.

Kale is much more shy and really only talks to Caulifla. She shows off a tiny bit of her abdomen, but her base form is far more attractive than when she goes Super crazy.

But when she gets her act together, she takes on another, prettier appearance.

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Caulifla and Kale are very close, so much so that they refer to each other as sisters. While it is more or less clear Caulifla understands this meaning, Kale seems to think sister means girlfriend or something like that. Which of course opens up many possibilities, such as…

 

Victor

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Caulifla

 

Bout #16

Ribrianne Vs Kakunsa

These two are part of a trio of beautiful warriors famous in Universe 2 for spreading love all over the place. They could spread their love all over here too, as long as they don’t transform.

 

Victor

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Kakunsa

 

Bout #17

Roasie Vs Bikal

Roasie is the final famous warrior from the trio mentioned in the previous bout. She’s got some sort of Velma vibe going on, but it works for her.

Bikal is a sexy flying demon-vampire thing by the looks of it. I wouldn’t mind spending an afterlife with her. In those tights, she is a woman to die for.

 

Victor

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Bout #18

Caway Vs Dercori

Two more hot participants from the Tournament of Power.

I dig Caway’s mystical garb. She wears it quite well.

Dercori has a somewhat similar get-up, but her weird wrinkly shoulders are hardly the eye-catcher’s Caway’s are. But she is able to stretch out her limbs, which could prove useful in some ways…

 

Victor

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Caway

 

Bout #19

Hop Vs Sorrel

This bout is for the furries…well sort of. While they resemble a cat and rabbit, they pretty much look like humans with off-color skin which they like to show off and have animal ears and tails. A bit odd that the cat girl is named Hop. How ironic.

 

Victor

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Hop

 

And that’s it for part 3! We’ve got one more string of bouts to conclude round 1 coming next week! See you then!

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 2) [Winners Revealed]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out round 1 to see which of the hottest Dragon Ball characters advanced. Now let us go!

Bout #8

Maron Vs Android 18

Wow! What a match up and so sad that it takes place so early in the tournament, as these two are easily two of the hottest women in the entire series.

Maron is essentially a Bulma clone, but younger and with bigger boobs. She’s all beauty and no brains.

Android 18 is a human turned machine with a strong heart and sexy looks/personality.

Coincidentally they are both in to midgets. Clearly it pays to die half a dozen times. Your reward is ridiculously hot women who are willing to marry you.

 

Victor

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Android 18

 

Bout #9

Miss Piiza Vs Videl

Here are two more beautiful women. Miss Piiza is the sexily dressed girlfriend/mistress thing of Hercule Satan. Videl happens to be Hercule’s martial arts savvy and beautiful daughter. She looks really good in her tight shorts by the way.

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Victor

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Videl

 

Bout #10

Erasa Vs Angela

Next up is two of Gohan’s classmates, both very beautiful and both would totally bang him. Angela even blackmails Gohan into going on a date with her. Based on looks alone, who should Gohan go for?

 

Victor

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Erasa

 

Bout #11

West Supreme Kai Vs Vados

We’ve got some godly women now! Do their looks live up to their titles?

 

Victor

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Vados

 

Bout #12

Cocoa Vs Tights Brief

Next up is a beautiful actress who swindles her way into Gohan’s life, a little closer than Gohan would prefer perhaps, but if he was single, he’d be one lucky fellow.

And then there is the out-of-nowhere surprise big sister to Bulma, who looks like the younger version of her mother.

 

Victor

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Cocoa

 

Bout #13

Kusu Vs Marcarita

Two more angelic women, both in title and form.

And that’s it for part 2! We’ve still got plenty more women to go.

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Marcarita

And we have our winners! Check out part 3 to see who else will make it to round 2!