The Problem With People Who Cut You Off

You know, aside from them cutting you off, forcing you to slam on your brakes, potentially bursting a brake line or rear ending the idiot because they pull out 25 feet in front of you when you are doing 60 mph.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, it seems like 90% of the time these a-holes then proceed to drive SLOW AS F@^K!!!

It almost never fails. They will sit there and do like 10-20 under the speed limit, and I have a feeling this is because they get ticked that you get a little too close to their car.

Oh…my bad…I just knocked six months off my brake pads to avoid not destroying you and your car. Now make me late to wherever I’m going for narrowly avoiding hitting you and causing you discomfort. I’m such a jerk.

So they are either the world’s biggest morons, or old. Either or, they suck and should be removed from existence.

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Why Job Interviews Are Ridiculous and Pointless

Most jobs have an extended, ridiculous interview process that is unbelievably redundant and unfair. Companies do this to make sure they find the best possible candidate for the position that needs filling. But ironically, I feel they are failing miserably with the horrible way people go through an application process.

I am not speaking about every company of course, for I don’t know how a lot of them go through their individual processes, and I have never interviewed for some super severe, big paying jobs, but the jobs I have interviewed for, I can’t help but feel a lot of them end up hiring the worst employees possible.

Many companies have you fill out an online questionnaire or something of the sort. These generally consist of stupid, pointless questions like “What would you do in this situation” or “what is the best quality about yourself.” Sometimes you can fill in answers, other times you have multiple choice styled questions.

But to successfully pass these, you must not answer any of these questions remotely honestly. You just put down what the company wants to hear. You pick the answers that look best. In other words, the most artistic writers and best liars advance to the next step which is generally some sort of phone interview…

These phone interviews basically consist of basic questions and talk a bit more detail about your resume. I think the companies are just trying to see how well you speak, how quick you can answer, find out if you weren’t lying on your resume, and overall just find out if you are a bumbling idiot or not.

If you pass that, it’s on to the personal interview(s), where you sit in front of a panel of people who immediately judge you on how well groomed you are, and how nice your best suit jacket is…not to mention how dazzling your best fake smile is.

Now they ask you ridiculous questions usually in the form of “talk about some time in your life…some situation” that likely never happened to you, but if you say so, you might as well get up and walk out. And so the interviewers must judge on how quickly you invent a story complete with a crazy situation, a serious problem, and how you fixed it single-handedly and came out looking like a super hero. Do this a few more times and you’re golden. But do forgot to smile the whole time and show off how charming your personality is.

This is all great for like desk jobs and stuff (meh, not really), but you must go through the same process for manual labor jobs as well. So instead of them trialing people to see how efficient they are while they demonstrate their work ethic and ability to learn and improve, companies just hire these good looking people who can speak nice and flash a toothy smile.

That is why so many employees are lazy, stupid, worthless wastes of company time and money. But somehow, it seems a lot of the time that these are all the people who move up in the company, because they brown nose and are so worthless at their jobs that maybe they will do better in a higher position “more suitable for their skill set and personality.”

I don’t know, I’m just rambling, but all I’m trying to say is jobs should be looking into how well someone can work, not how nice they look and how many volunteer hours they’ve done and how many certificates they’ve collected.

Oh, and companies should stop asking for people with 5 years experience, two degrees and a whole bunch of other crap, then maybe some decent folk could actually get jobs. But companies demand people with unrealistic qualifications, their expectations so high, that the further you are from them, the more useless trash you appear to the company you want to work for.

Oh, and so many companies say “We will let you know if you get it or not!” I have heard this personally and from many other people telling me about their own interviews and it seems that maybe 2 out of 10 companies will actually tell you that you did not get the job.”

Just more proof the biggest liars are working/running these companies.

Okay…College Might Be the Biggest Scam Ever

A little while ago, I made a post about how insurance and the current system we use for it is like the biggest scam ever, but now I think college just might be instead.

For starters, how in the world is college so freakin’ expensive!?!? Like think about it. If a school has 3000 students, who pay $30,000 a year, that college is getting 90 million dollars a year. And what they heck are you paying for? Sure dormitories and meal plans can be expensive, a little too expensive, but even if you commuted to a school, it’s the classes that are truly ridiculous.

The average cost per credit is $594 dollars, which for an average 3 credit course, is $1782 per class. For WHAT!?!? What do they do with all this money? Who does it go to? Not the people teaching you, that’s for sure! Is knowledge that you will ultimately forget worth that? Especially when half the crap they force you to take is stuff you’ve already learned multiple times throughout your life and/or is entirely useless!!

And don’t forget books! The books are more expensive than a brand spanking new PS4! WTF!?!? And every class requires them, and yet half the classes won’t have you use them very often, and I’ve had classes that said, “we won’t use them this semester.” Even buying them used will cost you around $200 for one measly battered old book.

So you spend all this money going to school for far too long a time, when really, for the most part, you can learn everything you need to know about a job in like 2 months with on the job training that someone should be paying YOU for. But no, all these people go to school so that they come out ready to start their lives, only to realize there are no jobs in their field, or the market is so damn competitive that getting your desired job is like winning the lottery. I can count the number of people who I know who have successfully used their degrees and got into a field they desired on one hand.

So all these people get out of college is some very expensive knowledge, most that they will forget within a year, that of which they haven’t forgotten already, and a very copious loan they will struggle to pay off for the next 15 years.

And this is how colleges really have you by the scrotum. Desperate, these folks decide to GO BACK TO SCHOOL to make themselves more marketable! That’s right, the Bachelor’s Degree nowadays is the equivalent of a High School diploma 15 years ago. It’s all about the post grad certifications! So these foolish people spend even more money, go into even more debt, just to have another useless piece of paper and still can’t find a job. All the while they are working nights at a McDonald’s or QuickChek, getting payed minimum wage, trying to afford rent, their girlfriends begging them for a ring. They end up stuck their for 5 years before being promoted to manager where they make 11 bucks an hour now and before they know it, they’ve made a career out of it, while their fancy diplomas shrivel in a closet somewhere.

And what really solidifies how much college is a scam is the fact that half the jobs out there ask that you have a four year degree, but don’t give a rat’s arse what it’s in. They just want to see that you went to school. What kind of sense does that make? Going to college doesn’t prepare anybody more than someone who doesn’t for these jobs that ask this. To me, these jobs are saying, “Hey you with the huge loan! I bet you’re desperate for a job that isn’t crazy manual labor! Want to put that degree to use? We’ll under pay the hell out of you, because we will take advantage of that desperation. But hey, at least your degree isn’t wasted, huh?”

And what about Associate’s Degrees? Yeah, remember those? Why do they even exist, they are like a GED. They might even be more worthless. People with these might even be smarter than those with higher degrees though, for they are only in half the debt.

Realistically, people who didn’t go to college should be prime picking for jobs. While young adults go waste their money partying like idiots for four years, these uneducated folk are out in the real world, experiencing life, learning how to make a living, thus they are vastly more mature and experienced than any college student could ever hope to be when they graduate. But these poor folk, just because they decided not to go to school, will never make more than 18 bucks an hour.

And I thought we live in a country that’s all about trying not to discriminate? Equal opportunity!

But seriously, think about this….

PEOPLE SHOULD STOP GOING TO COLLEGE ENTIRELY!!

If no one went to college, they would all close. The government is most definitely behind the ever-growing expenses of colleges. They force us to think we need these degrees, thus we pay for college, and the economy benefits greatly. That’s the real goal of college.

But if we didn’t go, we’d be sticking it to those greedy a-holes, and at the same time, any job would be open to anyone. If degrees didn’t exist, you would no longer see such unrealistic job requirements. Seriously, half the jobs out there say

4 year degree required

5 years experience in field

knowledge in these 5 different areas.

Jobs don’t want to train people, because it costs them money, so they look for people who simply do not exist. So instead of all humans being completely desperate and miserable our whole lives as we do our best to struggle against impossible odds to survive, I ask, what if we made the jobs desperate for us?

Once they realize no one meets their impossible criteria, wouldn’t it get easier to get a good job. Granted, they would just lower wages beyond belief, and even more people would apply, but maybe not if people just refused these wages and no one took any crap from employers.

 

It’s just so sad. If an entire country united, we could change it so life wasn’t complete hell. This, unfortunately, is the definition of impossible.

But seriously. F college. Fight it. Oppress it, instead of them oppressing us.

Movies That Are Better Than The Books… Are There Any Out There?

I love reading, and I suppose I enjoy watching movies as well. Half the movies out there are visual renditions of books, if not even more. The trouble with these movies are, they generally don’t live up to the books remotely, due to all sorts of constraints, and many of them seem like rushed summaries of the source material.

But are there any movies out there that actually surpass their original writings?

I really don’t know…so from now on, I will be keeping a running list of any I happen to find.

Trouble is, I haven’t read the book to most of the movies I’ve seen, and the books I’ve read, I haven’t seen the movies, and kind of don’t want to, because they are probably terrible.

If you can think of any, please let me know!

I’m drawing a blank but here is what I’ve thought of so far.

Catch Me If You Can

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The book is sort of an auto-biography of Frank Abagnale Jr. as he tells of his time as a master check fraud con man. It’s a good book for sure and gives more insight into what was actually going on in his life than the movie.

The movie is much better however. But to be fair, it changes a lot and makes it more dramatic and eventful. The fact that two of the best actors ever, Tom Hanks and Leonardo DeCaprio, star in it helps it a whole lot too. The changes they make only improve it and make it one heck of a wild ride.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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These films are truly a marvel. The books are practically nothing but long, relentless descriptions of nature and an awkward closeness between Frodo and Sam. Each book gets better than the last, but they all are pretty rough reads.

The movies however…my god. Peter Jackson essentially took the characters and main plot goal and then did his own thing. He cuts about 90% of the books and replaces it with amazing action, suspense and drama and everything awesome.

What he was able to do with such poor source material is truly amazing. Not only are these movies infinitely better than the less than enjoyable books, but he managed to make them into three of the best movies ever made.

 

And… that’s all I’ve got. Wow…hopefully we’ll see some more added here.

Again let me know if you know of any movies that you like better than the books!

 

 

Insurance Is One of the Biggest Scams Out There

Seriously, I can’t take it anymore. We spend thousands and thousands of our hard earned money on insurance…which is essentially just throwing it in the trash. And most of the insurance we never even use each year!

It would be more effective to just put the money we spend on insurance in a separate bank account and when we actually need it, we would probably have plenty of money to pull from, except unless you need hardcore surgery, which would rarely happen I think, so we have nothing to worry about.

Insurance companies take advantage of everyone’s fear of the unknown. They make us think “I never know when I might need it” and these blasted companies profit hugely on us. I mean think about it. They get all this money and don’t spend a dime on us usually. How much does it cost to put us on a list once a year of our specified coverage. Not thousands of dollars I think.

And what’s even more ridiculous, if there is a good chance you are going to actually need some type of insurance, they won’t give it to you, or slay you with premiums!

If you live in a flood zone, do you think you can get flood insurance on your house? Nope! That would mean the insurance company would actually have to pay out from the millions of dollars they are profiting each year.

If you have a health condition or use tobacco products, it’s going to cost you a lot more to get health insurance because again, you are likely going to need it. And the only reason you get insurance at all is probably because of some law.

And even if you are in good health, and actually go to the doctors a few time, guess what? Chances are your plan has a deductible that you will never, ever use up. Meaning, before you use up that deductible you pay out of your own pocket, those insurance companies don’t have to pay a thing. It’s ridiculous what we have allowed.

Dental and vision are ridiculous too. They are much cheaper, but still, you only go there once or twice a year, so is it really worth the money? Of course not!

And car insurance, what a crock of crap! If you slip up just once, whether it be an accident or a ticket with points, your insurance will go drastically up for years. Even if you’ve been paying into them for 15 years without ever an issue, in other words, you’ve given them like $20,000, and get one speeding ticket, you are demanded to give them even more money for the next five years because you’ve shown yourself as a bad bet. Once a company has to spend money on you, they make sure to get it back threefold.

And what’s even more ridiculous is the fact that men under the age of 25 have a higher premium because “studies show them to be the most aggressive drivers.” What horse dookie! In the world we live in today, where everything is somehow sexist, racist, stereotypically offensive “we want equal rights blah blah blah,” how in the world do they get away with this? And if you are a male under 25, then you probably don’t realize just how much you are paying extra. It’s a lot. My insurance went way down when I turned 25. I can’t remember the exact figure, but it was enough to get me even more angry over the bull crap situation.

We need a change God dang it! Because these companies are screwing us…and I mean hard! Look at your paycheck. How much of it at the end of the year goes to your benefits? How much have you actually used those benefits? And that doesn’t even show you the vast amount of other insurances you are paying for. It’s got to stop. This greedy world is sucking us dry, leaving us with nothing but stress and shattered hopes while we struggle through life with barely a dollar to spend. There would probably be an insurance policy for that, but since you would absolutely need money, you wouldn’t be able to get coverage.

But then again, I guess that’s welfare. And the hardworking citizens pay for that. Great place, this world…

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Semi-Finals

This is it! We are down to the last four hotties. Only two will advance. Check out who’s been eliminated so far and now, let’s move on to the first bout!

Mariah Carey VS Christina Aguilera

Wow. Talk about two unbelievably sexy women. It’s going to be hard to choose which is hotter. But try we shall!

Mariah, the hottie who doesn’t stop…

I’ve always thought Mariah was super hot, but since this tournament, it’s been amplified. She is everything you would want in a woman rolled into the perfect package.

And here’s the ridiculously sexy Christina!

Oh my God, she is so sexy. She is like the embodiment of lust. Everything from her posture, her expressions, her body…she always looks like she wants to have her way with you, and I doubt anyone would be able to say no.

Both women are perfect and deserve to have made it this far. It’s hard to say who the hottest is, but this one is so alluring…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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And the last two women are nothing short of perfect hotties.

Katy Perry VS Ariana Grande

Let’s start with the astounding beauty that is Katy Perry…

Amazing body, great features on said body, and her face is perfectly gorgeous, giving an innocent, likeable woman kind of look, but also hinting at a wild side that everyone wants to see. She looks super sexy singing with that mouth of hers hanging open.

And the younger, yet master of hot and cute herself, Ariana Grande!

Everything about her drives me wild. Her small tight figure, those short skirts, especially when she leans forward in that taunting, sexual way. She knows just how to get our attention with her none too revealing clothes, but makes it even sexier than if she was standing in front of you naked.

So who is the winner? I don’t really know. They are both so perfect. Each is very different, having their own unique hot qualities. But Ariana, while being someone anybody would want to spend their life with, just still has a bit of a babyish look to her, despite being ridiculously sexy.

Victor- Katy Perry

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So we now have out finalists! Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry will battle it out for the hottest pop singer of all time!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 2

Here we are, about to decide the two hotties that will move up to the semi-finals! Catch up on everything here, and let’s check out some singers!

Katy Perry VS Ciara

Let’s just look at some pictures, shall we?

Wow…what a hottie…just absolutely beautiful. And that picture of her with that mouth open. It seems like something can be inserted nicely into that…but I just can’t think of what…hmm…

And next up we have the sexy Ciara!

Here’s another woman who looks like something can be inserted into her, but this time in the opening in her legs on those two pictures. But anyway, what a gorgeous woman. She has an amazing body, sexy expression, and so toned and hot, her body is. Truly an irresistible woman. Everyone wishes it was their own hand covering that boob in that one picture. My gosh…just amazing. She even looks like Beyonce in the city shot.

So which of these incredible hotties is going to come out on top? (with hopefully me on the bottom…)

Well if Beyonce was beaten by Katy, and she looks like Ciara, that could only mean…

Victor- Katy Perrykaty perry red heels

 

And now the last 2 hotties. Who will make it to the semi-finals?

Carrie Underwood VS Ariana Grande

Carrie is a gorgeous woman, the kind you want to marry. She is modest and beautiful, which is always nice if you are looking for a partner, not for a tournament of hotties. But she is cute and glowing, and it grabs your attention nonetheless. Being modest, there aren’t too many sexy pictures of her out there, but here’s what I could scrounge up.

Not the hottest girl we’ve seen, but still has a desirable body and a beautiful face. And that blond hair is gorgeous. Without a doubt a hottie.

And next up is the young and sexy/cute/hot/erotic Ariana teasing us with her good looks and short skirts.

She certainly has a unique style, but that doesn’t make it any less sexy. Perfect, tight body, up skirt pics, and long hair make her something you could only dream of.

This is a no brainer. She wins all the way.

Victor- Ariana Grande

 

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So provocative…

And that’s it. Ariana and Katy move on to the semi-finals!! See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 1

Here we are, back for round 2! Round 1 was already hard enough to pick the hottest hotties, so I dread trying to decide for this one.

Mariah Carey VS Aaliyah

Mariah. Hot her whole life, possibly even hotter now than in her youth. Huge rack, nice body, gorgeous face with an amazing smile. Just a wonderful person. Let’s see how wonderful!

I couldn’t hold back showing this woman’s amazing hotness, nearly as much as she seems unable to hold back showing us her body. And we thank her eternally for it. And I’m sure most of us can think of a few ways to thank her and would absolutely love to do so eternally.

And next we have the amazingly sexy Aailyah!

Mmm…Such an amazingly tight body that no one could resist getting their hands on. There is just something so sexy about her and makes her almost irresistible.

So who is hotter? Well…that’s a tough one. But upon looking at the pictures, I would have to pick…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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I think she has a prettier face with cute/hot expressions, an incredible body when she was young that fills out perfectly as she aged, which gave her some truly nice boobs and butt. Ugh…just everything about her makes me wild.

Next up is a match up I was hoping would not happen…unless in the finals…

Britney Spears VS Christina Aguilera

These two women were the desires of my youth. They are probably the first two women who flaunted their flawless bodies that I ever saw. They showed me the wonders of womanhood and how pleasurable they could be, even just by looking at them. Their thoughtful education on human anatomy was truly something wonderful, and heck, it still is. These women are hot!! So enough chit-chatting, let’s check out those bods I used to worship.

Just look at Britney’s toned, flawless figure. On top of that, she portrays in her pictures not only a superb sense of sexiness, but an adorable cute side as well. Basically, she seems like someone you could take home to your parents and happily say this is the woman you will marry, and your folks would be overjoyed. But that joy and pleasure would be nothing to what she could show you behind closed doors. Quite honestly, the best of both worlds. Britney has it all.

And then we have her sexy sister Christina…

Again, flawless body, long, wild sexy hair, a look that kills…hard… You can’t help but want her after looking at these pictures. She has a sort of mysterious vibe to her, but you know there is nothing but good, hot things deep down…which is exactly where you want to be with this woman. While you are showing off Britney to your parents, Christina is the girl hiding in your closet, waiting for you to have your way with her any and every second you can sneak away. Seriously, you could be locked away with her for days, doing all sorts of fun stuff nonstop, and probably not being able to walk for a week afterwords. That kind of crazy shenanigans.

So which of my child crushes is hotter? I have been avoiding this question for decades, and after all this time. I still can’t decide. They are both gorgeous, and thankfully, in different ways (besides having smoking bodies).

The hottie that shall move on is chosen only because she is just too sexy. There is room for nothing else, and that is what the tournament of hotties is all about.

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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See you next time, where the last four women compete for a spot in the semi-finals!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 1, Part 4

Welcome to the final part of round 1, where the last 4 girls compete to advance! Check out parts 1, 2, & 3, and then feast your eyes on these lovely women!

Carrie Underwood VS Fergie

Carrie Underwood is very beautiful…and adorable and gorgeous. Take a look…

This is a woman you could take home and spend the rest of your life happily with. But she lacks a bit when it comes to the sheer hotness we have seen in some of the women during this tournament, and though her body is very nice, it doesn’t match some of the others. Though, again, she’s beautiful.

Fergie has a nice body and a sexy vibe to her…

So yeah, her body obliterates Carrie’s, but her face isn’t all that great, where as Carrie’s is perfect. Hmm. who should win then?

Really, this woman has such an irresistible glow to her that it’s hard to ignore her, and that’s why she wins.

Victor- Carrie Underwood

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And now for our last two women!

Taylor Swift VS Ariana Grande

Taylor Swift is another one I just threw on here because I didn’t know of anybody else. She is nothing short of attractive, but nothing compared to most of the women here. But let’s take a look at some pictures and let you decide…

She’s got a great body, without a doubt. I just don’t love her face…sort of…it’s pretty…

Ariana Grande is another one I’ve never heard of, but saw her on a magazine and became quite interested. I think it was this photo.

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I found this to be an amazingly hot woman and had to know more!

Upon deeper research.

Holy crap, this girl has it all. She has a small tight body, toned and sexy. Her long hair and dark skin are incredibly perfect. She excels at being both hot and sexy, yet unbelievably cute and sweet, making her literally the best of both worlds. The only downside is she seems to have somewhat of a baby face, which hurts her a tad.

But anyway, there is one clear winner here.

Victor- Ariana Grande

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Darn her and her teasingly short skirts…

Well that’s it for Round 1! Things will really start to get wild in round 2! See you there!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Very Sexy Photo

Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!