How Come Every “Update” On Every Platform Takes One Step Forward and Three Steps Back?

Seriously, Apple, Windows, the apps these operating systems run, websites, and now the very website I write this on constantly update everything with the intention of making everything look prettier.

I’ve got to be honest, I don’t really think there are many people who give a crap what the site looks like as long as it functions. This all clearly stems from the greedy, clueless corporate idiots who think they know how to run a business.

Each update for pretty much anything tidies up the look of all this stuff, BUT AT THE COST OF USER-FRIENDLINESS!!!!

Who needs convenient functionality when it looks nice, am I right?

Literally almost every app or OS or website I use regularly has fallen victim to these “modern advances.” Everything I used on these programs and such was easy to use, plainly in view, and required zero thought/effort to do it.

With the big boastful updates these harebrained companies come up with it, they take all that convenience away, hiding it somewhere deep in the new, clean and infinitely more complicated formatting, UI or what have you, or removing it all together.

So instead of taking half a second to do something, I have to search for 15 minutes to find it, if I even find it at all! More often than not, I’m off to Google for research on how to use this “wonderful new update” or in extreme cases, have to contact the support team of whatever I’m trying to use and ask them what the hell happened to it.

When you’re getting support tickets on how to use your own damn product that worked the day before, wouldn’t the company consider that a fail?

And the answer is “No”, for they are still making money, so what do they care?

So now things that were in plain sight and required one click and one second of your time necessitate you to click through seven different menus and this and that to either do what you want to do, or sometimes, this opens up something entirely new, and then you have to locate it from within there.

This is an issue that has frustrated me since I first started regularly using computers about 10 years ago.

I was going to write about something completely different today, until I logged onto wordpress and found they had done the same thing. This is about the third time they’ve made things worse and less user-friendly since I’ve been using the site, but nothing relative to this level.

When writing a post, there was a convenient bar at the top center of the screen that pretty much had everything you ever needed. If memory serves correct, they made this a little less convenient once before. But now it’s gone all together.

There was also a bunch of stuff on the left and right of the screen, also in plain sight for your use, stuff you need to use to edit/post. Again they made this stuff slightly more complicated over the years, but now that’s gone too!

So what am I looking at now? Certainly not a convenient collection of necessary tools! Why would modern, respectable folks want that?

No, now I am looking at a blinding white screen that makes me feel like I am drowning in white-out. The only break from this is a few symbols on the top left and right of the screen. What do these hieroglyphics mean? I don’t have an effing clue! So again, everything I ever wanted to use if now hidden behind the scrawls of Ancient Egyptians. Wonderful.

I just managed to bring up the old tool box somehow, but it placed it right where I was trying to write, and couldn’t get it away for a moment. What’s wrong with having it just sit at the top of the screen like it used to?

Again, I’m going to ask, are there really people out there who were begging the site to do this? People asking for nothing but a blank white screen? People that weren’t directly involved with running the website?

I suppose I’ve ranted enough about this. Now the next thing to do is try and figure out how to post this…

Updating this about a week after the original writing…

I was trying to add images to my latest post. Before, it was a simple click at the top of the screen to get where you needed to go.

Now I’ve got to click one of the hieroglyphics, type something in a search bar, click on the thing I need, which brings up a condensed bar that requires a few more clicks to be able to add images, and then forces you to navigate all these drop down menus just to edit and align the stinking picture! I mean seriously, what a-holes thought this was a good idea?

How Many Social Media Platforms Do We Really Need?

Much like the brand new term “social distancing,” social media was never something you heard up until the past decade or so.

It all started, as far as I am aware, with the extinct giant called MySpace. This was created, or at least I was made aware of it, the summer between my ninth and tenth grade of high school.

My immediate impressions were something along the lines of “Wow, this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Who the hell would waste their time on this crap?”

Well, everyone, as it turns out. Pretty much all anyone talked about was MySpace for the next two years, though there was talk of something else from college students, who often bragged about having their own type of MySpace, but a better, more sophisticated version. In short, they thought they were cooler than all the high school kids and their MySpace.

So naturally, the high school kids strove to be just as cool, and that’s when FaceBook really took over, and continues to rule the world alongside Amazon and Disney today.

Seriously, I can not believe how much time people spend on that website. All my wife does everyday is sit on her phone and read and watch the mindless, stupid crap that filters in non-stop, and then constantly tries to show me stuff she thinks is hilarious.

But guess what…it’s not hilarious. 99.9% of them aren’t, anyway. I’ve gotten a few chuckles here and there, but most of them just baffle my mind that someone would take the time to make/post something so stupid. And that’s just dumb things. That’s not counting all the time people spend posting their every detail about life on it, which really, really baffles me.

So for the last decade, all I hear about is Facebook, and it’s enough to make me hurl.

Well that’s not true. I hear about all sorts of other things as well Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, Snap Chat, Pinterest, Tumblr and a whole slew of other things I can’t think of at the moment. And lately, I keep hearing about the worst named one of all, Tik Tok.

Seriously, who comes up with these names? The first time I heard of Twitter, I was in a college class and some lady was trying to convince me to vote for some political election that was happening around that time for governor or something, and told me he has Twitter.

My response was, “Oh, that sucks,” and she looked at me funny. I thought twitter was some kind of epileptic seizure disease or something. Not a god damn stupid social media thing! Twitter, Tik Tok… come on people.

WTF!?!?!? How many of these do we need though? And the astounding thing is everyone jumps to these platforms immediately.

Truthfully, other than MySpace and FaceBook, I don’t have a clue what all the other ones are or do. I just know people are addicted to many or all of them. And I notice half the reason they join these sites or apps is because they don’t want to be left out. They need to feel connected to everyone else or else be left behind both in the technological and social worlds.

Now that this Tik Tok has come out, my wife now sits and looks at her phone for 15 hours a day instead of 13. Gee, thanks all you useless things out there.

Want to start a successful business? Make a social media website. It’s guaranteed to draw in millions of people!

I must confess that I do use one platform, and that’s YouTube. But only because among the billions of stupid pointless waste of time videos, there is extremely helpful and informative videos. Pretty much everything you need to know can be found on that site. So go YouTube!

If You Can Work From Home Now, Then You Should Work From Home Always

One thing coronavirus has shown us is that a crap ton of people can work from home. As a result, traffic has been cut way down, thus lightening the daily stress and push towards insanity for those who are not so fortunate.

More and more people are returning to work nowadays (at least where I live), and for the the past 5 months or so, traffic has been getting steadily worse every day.

So if it’s possible to do your job from home in it’s full capacity, then why in the heck is that not always the case?

Cut down on the road traffic, and more importantly, the amount of pollution from car exhaust and all that.

Less cars on the road means less accidents.

But let’s face it, the government would never allow this to happen, because with less accidents, insurance companies, car dealers, and repair shops would take a large hit. Not to mention all the fuel sales the government would miss out on.

Plus corporations that employ these people would never allow that, because they always make pointless unnecessary decisions to over-complicate virtually everything, but that’s a whole other issue.

Whatever the reason, whether government greed, or corporate dumbassery, we absolutely have the technology for many, many people to work from home all year round.

24 Hours- New Balance Needed Throughout the Day

This is not confirmed or anything (by me anyway), but I’ve got a feeling some bs system of government created the 24 hours in a day routine. I think the idea behind it was to create a balanced quality of life while also putting a good amount of time into working, thus being useful to society and the economy.

For these reasons, the phrase 24 hours a day came into existence. I believe it was originally intended to separate the major aspects of our lives into thirds. 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, and 8 hours of personal time.

The trouble is, that system doesn’t work- at all! And it’s all because we have allowed the government to so fully take over our lives, that all we do is dedicate our time to work, or else spending money. We are so desperate for this money to spend, that we don’t even seem to mind this less than stellar way of living. We have one life to live, and probably 45% of it is spent working, 40% sleeping, and 15% doing what we want. What a great way to live…

So going back to the 8/8/8 hour separation. We have 8 hours of work, right? Wrong! Each day you wake up early to get ready for work. This amount of time is very different for each individual, but for argument’s sake, let’s say this takes an hour. Shower, make-up, clothing, all the works. Are you working here? No, but it’s all in preparation for work.

Next, most people have to drive or otherwise transport themselves to work. Again, this takes each person a varying amount of time, but the average may be something like an hour commute. Some people have significantly smaller, and some larger of course. Commuting happens twice a day, so before we even put actual work into the mix, 3 hours of our 8 designated for “free time” is used up, just to get to and from our job.

Okay, so now we finally get to work. That’s 8 hours. Except it’s not. Most jobs have an 8 and a half hour day, because God forbid companies actually pay us for the usually mandated half-half hour lunch. So that’s 30 minutes of your free time used up in the middle of the work day, 30 minutes in a place you don’t want to be, doing what you don’t want to do. Superb!

So after your shift ends, you take the long commute home, unless of course you have to work overtime. I feel like many people work plenty of overtime. Depending on the job, shift, work-load, whatever… most people probably wind up working about 10 hours a day at their job, whether by choice or requirement, mainly because companies do not give a damn about quality of life, or because they pay so low that folks are completely desperate for a bit of extra cash just to get by.

So by the time you get home, there’s already over half the day gone, 13 hours roughly.

So our 8 hours of free time have now been cut down to 3 hours. And what do you do in those three hours? You might relax, you might collapse on the couch, exhausted from a hard days work, too spent to actually enjoy yourself. But you’ve got to cook dinner, go shopping, clean the house, pick up or drop off the kids somewhere…basically you spend it caring for your home or others. Before you know it the moon is shining, your eyes are drooping, and that soft bed is calling your name.

But you’ve still got stuff to do, or you actually want to enjoy your life somewhat, so you stay up later than you should, thus dipping into your 8 hours of sleep.

When you finally concede to sleep for those short 5-7 hours, it is restless and interrupted, because you’re too stressed out about going to work the next day, or paying the bills, or finishing up some house project or worrying about the kids or something. Your mind is doing anything but sleeping.

Then you wake up groggily, a big reason why you give yourself an hour to go to work, and it takes a while for the engine to warm up, and the cycle starts all over again.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could work 4 days, and have three off?

Nope. Can’t do that. Cuz then we would all starve.

We have one life to live, and it f-ing sucks.

Science Fairs…Are They Real, Or A Hollywood Invention??

Seriously, so many TV shows and movies have science fairs. But I am wondering…do science fairs even exist? I’ve never been to one. Heck I’ve never even heard of one happening…anywhere.

And in the film adaptations of science fairs, it’s usually like middle school or elementary school kids participating, and they bust out these ridiculous inventions that you’d likely only find in a senior year engineering course from a college.

science fair volcanoAnd why…WHY can’t these writers come up with something more original than the stupid volcano. It’s the most cliche science fair project ever, and is nearly depicted in every science fair that I’ve seen, (the fictional ones, as I’ve said, I’ve never seen a real one). And somehow they always fascinate people, despite there being on the tables next to it a new energy source and a microwave that can create any food you imagine on the spot from virtually nothing.

 

So I really am curious. Has anyone actually been to a science fair, participant or viewer, or at the very least heard of one? Please let me know!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Semi-Finals

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, then get ready for the final four hotties!

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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This woman is truly beautiful. She’s hot, cute, sexy, innocent, wild…everything you’d want in a woman wrapped up in one wonderful package.

Young or old, this woman is gorgeous. It’s really a shame she never became a model. That would have made a lot of people very happy…

 

VS

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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Interesting that an alter-ego has made it this far. But when your as pretty as she is, it’s not surprising.

So in addition to being sometimes hot and sexy, and sometimes not, she also appears to be flat-chested in some pictures, and others she’s clearly holding in some massive knockers. What a mystery woman.

Both of these women are very attractive in their films, but one is far more so, mainly due to her sexy attitude and cute attire.

 

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

We have our first finalist! And we couldn’t ask for a hotter woman!

 

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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I don’t even need to say anything.

Perfection.

 

VS

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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At last, the two fierce hotties from the same movie face off!

 

Both of these women are extremely hot in this movie. As I said in an earlier round, Jennifer Aniston was never that eye-catching to me, but in this movie, she had me drooling. How could she not when she looks like this…

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So who will make it to the finals? The mature, gorgeous Katherine, or the youthful perfection that is Palmer?

 

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

That was a good clean fight ladies, now shake hands!

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Well, there you have it! Holly and Palmer will face off in the finals! See you there!

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s get into some true hotties!

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She is super sexy, and seems to be pretty easy. Definitely easy on the eyes in any case.

She’s so beautiful. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to have ever taken up modeling. What a waste.

 

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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The queen of red bras returns! Let’s see how she looks in other scant clothing!

Yeah…she’s hot. Her body is quite amazing.

So this battle of the blonds is a tough one, as both of these women are gorgeous, but one stands out regardless.

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

 

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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This beautiful alter ego is totally worth being tricked by, as long as you get a little action before she betrays you.

She’s an odd case. Sometimes she looks beautiful and sexy, other times not so much. She often looks kind of scary, like the real Wednesday from the Adam’s Family.

 

VS

Linda (Anger Management)

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She’s a good looking woman, but nothing mind-blowing. Let’s see if that changes in real life.

Interesting, both women in this bout can be meh or very hot. But which is hotter in their movie? This is an easy one.

 

Victor

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Aw, she’s so beautiful in this picture with that cute smile.

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

 

Alex Mcdonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

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Is there anything that can stop this beautiful woman? She’s already taken down two of the hottest women in the tournament. Let’s see why!

What a sexy gal!

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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Wow. Alex has her hands full with another stunning woman. (I wish she had her hands full of Palmer, am I right?)

What a body. What a mother fluffin body.

Alex has beaten some tough girls, not simply because she’s really hot, but also because she wears super sexy things in her movie. Palmer does also, like all the time. She’s in a tropical paradise and unfortunately, looks far more amazing in a bikini than Alex does in underwear. Alex, I’m sorry, but Palmer is better looking in every way.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got yet another threesome going on here!

 

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Another woman who viewers benefit for her being in a paradise.

Very beautiful!

 

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Another gorgeous woman, but how much so?

This woman is all kinds of sexy, what with her tight and toned body. Mmm…

 

VS

Julia De Fiore

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Julia has defeated more women in this tournament than any other, as she has come out on top of two other three-ways. Can she repeat this for her third?

 

So all three of these women are truly stunning. Believe it or not, Violet is the first to get knocked out.

And in second…Julia! While she dresses very sexy a lot in her movie, she just can’t compare to Katherine in a hula outfit. Well, actually, her lingerie scene is pretty incredible. But Katherine is better looking all around. Better face, hair, body, smile, all the works. Though Julia undoubtedly takes the cake for best butt in the tournament!

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got the hottest girls lined up for the semi-finals, so be sure to check it out!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 2

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s finish off round 2 to find the hottest of the hot!

 

Bout #6

Laura (Funny People)

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She’s pretty good looking, but let’s see just how much.

Very attractive woman with a great body. She comes off very friendly, and even more sexy. I also just realized she has a role in another Adam Sandler movie, Big Daddy, where she is way more hot than in Funny People.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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She wears a bikini like no other. Probably because she’s a bikini model or something.

Wow…I guess she is, and a hot one at that.

Laura is hot, but she can’t possibly compare to this.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #7

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Seriously, Katherine’s body is amazing. She looks irresistible in that coconut bikini thing.

I don’t know why, but despite being scantily clad in these photos, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except for that one in the black dress thing. She looks jaw-dropping there, and she’s supposedly 51 in that!

VS

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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This sexy teacher is everything a young student could hope for.

Man I would love to have seen some of my teachers in bikinis like these. She’s an attractive woman with nice boobs and a great body, but her face isn’t too great.

In fact, with the exception of the boob department, Katherine has her beat in every way.

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #8

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Violet definitely is an eye-catcher, so let’s give your eyes some more to see!

So she might actually be a little too slim. Very beautiful though. Her thinness probably affects her boob size, which is practically non-existent.

 

VS

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

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She’s got a hard, beautiful face, and is smoking hot, but let’s see just how smokey.

She’s got an exceptional body, and overall beautiful looks.

This is a tough one, mainly due to the rules set. Truthfully, Fox has a better body, and her pictures show it, not to mention she’s better looking all around.

But I am judging based on their appearances in the movie, and while Smoking Fox is stunning in the movie, she is barely in it, and doesn’t really do much other than look hot.

Violet has a much bigger role, has more than one costume, and looks damn sexy most of the time. So this is quite a predicament, but one must move on, and that would be…

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

Bout #9

We’ve got another threesome, thanks to uneven women!

Heather (The Do-Over)

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While officially not a love-interest of Sandler’s, she’s officially really stinkin’ hot.

She can be rather diverse looking, but one consistency is she’s incredibly hot and sexy.

 

VS

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

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Let’s see what the sometimes beautiful, sometimes meh Courtney really has to offer.

You see what I mean? This woman is all over the place. Some of these photos she’s okay, some she’s hot, and some she’s holy hell I want to hit that!!! It’s the same exact thing in the movie. She’s got huge boobs though, so wahoo!

 

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

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As we saw in the last round, Julia has like the best butt ever. Let’s see if we can’t see more of her…

Her body’s a bit oddly proportion, but she’s got it all where it matters.

So which of these three hotties gets to move on?

Courtney is easily the least attractive due to her inconsistencies. Plus, compared to the other two, she doesn’t act very sexy in her movie.

Heather is a more attractive woman than Julia, but Julia has better features, if you know what I mean. And unfortunately for Heather, Julia shows them off in several sexy outfits in her movie, which gives the win to…

 

Victor

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Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

 

That’s it for round 2! Things are going to get even hotter in the next round!

Tournament Of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 1

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out all of round 1 listed here to catch up. Now let’s begin round 2. Things should get steamy!

 

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

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Veronica Vaughn. So hot, want to touch the hiney.

Billy Madison says it all.

She’s clearly a very beautiful woman with a great body, both when she was younger, and older.

 

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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Her wavy hair in this movie drives me wild.

Absolutely gorgeous.

 

Both of these women are very attractive, but there’s something off about Veronica’s face that keeps her from becoming completely beautiful. Plus Holly is better looking in every category anyway.

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

Bout #2

 

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

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If only the camera were pointed a little lower…

She’s not bad looking and has a great body, but she’s nothing spectacular.

 

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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I still can’t get over how good she looks in that dang bra.

Turns out that bra is concealing perfection. This is one hot blond with an incredible body.

This is an easy choice.

 

Victor

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Vanessa (Big Daddy)

 

Bout #3

 

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

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So her character isn’t good-looking, but what about the actress?

Her boobs seemed to have quadrupled in size as she aged. But she’s still not the best looking woman ever.

 

VS

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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The beautiful alter-ego of Babe Bennett. Let’s see what this woman has to offer as neither of these characters, shall we?

She’s very sexy, and yet at the same time, not. Regardless, she’s not someone you would pass up a night with.

 

Victor

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Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

 

Bout #4

 

Linda (Anger Management)

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She’s decent looking in the film, but how about the actress?

Wow, she’s actually pretty sexy and hot.

 

VS

Deborah Clasky (Spanglish)

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She’s a pretty beautiful woman.

When it comes down to it, both of these girls could likely show you a good time, but this one seems a little more wild, and definitely is sexier in her film.

Victor

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Linda (Anger Management)

 

Bout #5

 

Donna Newman (Click)

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God, she’s so beautiful. I can’t wait to see what else she has to offer.

Those legs…phew. She’s a hot cookie, that’s for sure.

 

VS

Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Check & Larry)

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Wow. Alex is facing off with another extremely hot woman. Let’s see if she can compete.

That is one smokin’ hot female.

This is a really tough bout as both of these women steal the show. Both have perfect bodies, beautiful faces…perfect everything.

But Alex is yet again going to eliminate another hot woman that should make it in the later rounds. The reason Alex pulls ahead is because she wears such sexy things in her movie, and looks jaw-dropping in each outfit.

But like we did with Dalia, I think Donna deserves a special send off, so here ya go!

 

Victor

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Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Check & Larry)

 

That’s it for now, see you in part 2!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 4

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1, 2, and 3 to catch up before viewing these last few women.

 

Bout #16

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

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Her name accurately describes her appearance.

 

VS

Becca (The Do-Over)

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Okay, so I can’t seem to find anything of her actually in the movie, but she does play Adam Sandler’s character’s wife. And she’s not great…at all.

 

 

Victor

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Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

 

Bout #17

Okay, we are going to cheat on this next one, because Becca is such a disappointment. There are other very hot leading ladies in The Do-Over, so here goes.

Heather (The Do-Over)

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I don’t even need to say anything. But Heather is the lead female role in this movie, and chances are Adam Sandler was looking right where you are during this scene, so that’s close enough to his partner, because really, who wouldn’t want her to be?

 

VS

Dawn (The Do-Over)

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Okay, so this woman isn’t all that hot, but it’s hard not to look hot in what she’s wearing, and she’s still much better than Becca. I’ve only seen the movie once about four years ago, so I don’t really know who she is or what her relationship is to anyone. But it doesn’t matter, cuz she’s showing some skin!

There is a clear winner here…but congrats to both ladies for their sexy appearances.

 

Victor

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Heather (The Do-Over)

Man…she loves her cleavage, doesn’t she. I know I do…

 

Bout #18

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

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I couldn’t find anything more flattering for her. Courtney is kind of hit-or-miss in this film. Sometimes she’s smokin’, other times she’s decent. Overall, she has nice features and a pretty good body, and no matter how she looks, she is always easy on the eyes.

 

VS

Debbie Lustig (The Week Of)

the week of

…Um…Yeah.

Easiest bout.

 

Victor

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Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

 

Bout #19

This is the final bout, and due to an uneven amount of women, we’ve got our selves a threesome!

Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery)

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Audrey is pretty, but age is catching up with her. Makes me feel old saying that…

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

julia de fiore

Julia is Adam Sandler’s character’s significantly younger and hotter…mistress I guess you would say. Oh, and his employee. I don’t even need to show you her face, because that butt speaks for itself. You may need to sit a little straighter for this one.

VS

Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems)

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So she’s a whole lot of meh. Not someone you’d approach, but probably wouldn’t turn her away if she approached you…maybe. In any case, we can see why Sandler’s character would leave her for a younger hottie.

So this is a devastating round, for one completely destroys the other two.

Dinah is the least attractive by far, followed by Audrey, which leaves the absurdly wonderful bum of Julia.

Victor

julia uncut gems

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

 

Okay! We have just sifted through the bulk of women that were love interests (and then some) in Adam Sandler movies. See you in round two, where we’ll really get into it.