Tournament Of Hotties: Bond Girls Semi-Finals

Welcome to the semi-finals. 7 of the dozens of women Bond has made sweet love to have fought and clawed their way here. Due to an uneven amount of girls, 3 will make it to the finals, where they will battle to see who the hottest Bond girl of all time is! Check out the rest of the tournament listed here. Now let’s get to it!

 

Bout #1

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

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VS

 

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Domino (Thunder Ball)

 

Dang. Right away we have two fierce hotties.

Honey Ryder is a smoking hot blond. Let’s take a look. So far we have only seen pictures of her bikini clad self from the movie for the most part. Let’s branch out a bit today.

 

Sexy throughout her whole life. Age means nothing for this beloved beauty.

 

 

A sexy brunette with an adorable smile.

 

Both of these women have absolutely earned the right to make it this far. Both have amazing bodies and incredibly good looks. But only one may advance and we all know who it is…

 

Victor

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

 

 

Bout #2

 

Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

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VS

 

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Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

Solitaire is so innocent (partially due to her character) but super hot as well. Her low cut outfits always make viewers drool a bit…

 

Turns out she is even more smoking outside of the Bond movie. And age hasn’t really slowed her down either. She is incredibly sexy in that one picture where she is older.

 

But let’s see what Anya has to say about it.

 

 

Another beautiful woman. Also just discovered she’s not one to shy away from showing some boob, which is big bonus points.

 

This is a tough one. Both women are incredibly hot, but I think this one pushes ahead ever so slightly.

 

Victor

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

 

Bout #3

 

We’ve got a 3’fer for this one.

 

Ploa Ivanova (A View To A Kill)

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VS

 

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

VS

 

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

This is the battle of the blonds! Which of these three hotties will advance to the finals? I guess we’ll have to check out some pictures.

 

Pola looks great in a hot tub. Let’s see how she looks in clothes.

Sorry…isn’t too much on her.

 

Next up is Christmas…yes I resisted the urge to make a Christmas joke.

Mmm…scrumptious.

Next is good ol’ Miranda!

 

Phew…sexy

 

Alright, there is a clear first, second and third here.

Right away, looking at these 3 women, Pola is easily the worst looking out of all of them.

Miranda is very sexy, but there is something missing from her…I can’t tell what though. She’s hot enough to have made it this far, but I don’t know what it is that is holding her back.

This leaves an almost easy win for Ms. Christmas!

 

Victor

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Alright, at long last we have our 3 finalists! See you in the finals!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 5

Here is the final part of Round 1. A record number of women have been shown in this round, and we are down to the last few. Check out the rest in parts 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now let’s get down to business.

 

 

 

Bout #25

Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)

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VS

 

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

Okay…sigh…this is definitely the hardest match up yet. Both of these women are completely stunning.

Jinx kills it in that bikini, showing off her perfect body. (It is the incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry after all).

But Miranda looks just as jaw dropping, showing off a slightly more toned body. So what to do when faced with two perfect women and you can’t have both?

What’s worse is how both of them act so sexy and dress even sexier in their movies. This is quite a frustrating choice, but I think this one pulls out ahead.

 

 

Victor

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Sorry Jinx fans, Miranda’s just got better hair and on top of being hot and sexy, there is a cuteness to her that draws me a bit closer to her than Jinx.

 

Bout #26

 

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

VS

 

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Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)

 

This is another bout with 2 absolutely beautiful women.

Vesper’s job is to just look stunning in revealing dresses.

Strawberry has a smaller part, but acts very tough and sexy.

This is both a tough and easy decision.

 

Victor

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

Note that she probably only beats Strawberry for her consistently sexy attire. I just want to point this out just so as not to undermine how gorgeous and hot Strawberry Fields is.

 

 

Bout #27

 

Bond’s Lover (Skyfall)

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VS

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

This is an easy one. Bond’s Lover is just some chick he was banging while the world thought he was dead. She’s in it for like 10 seconds and you barely see her. She’s mostly just getting shagged in the shadows. She doesn’t even look attractive from the picture above.

And then there’s Severine and well…yeah…

 

 

Victor

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

 

Bout #28

 

Lucia (Spectre)

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VS

 

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Madeleine (Spectre)

 

Both of these women are very beautiful, but not overly so.

If I remember, Lucia is a cheating whore and gets murdered for it, and Madeline is the hard to get lay. While both of them are sexy looking, there is a clear winner.

 

Victor

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Madeleine (Spectre)

 

And there we have it! All the women that Bond has banged (by my count) have duked it out. Next up is Round 2!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 2

And here we are continuing the long list of women James Bond has had his way with. If you missed the first 12 girls duke it out, you can catch up here

 

Bout #7

Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

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VS

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Tracy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

This is another tough one. Both women are very beautiful, Tracy even being the only woman to ever make Bond become a one woman man…for about 30 seconds. But when someone points a gun at you wearing that, it’s easy to see why Bond married her.

Helga has a sexy aura about her, and you can tell she’s got big boobs the way they are trying to burst through that loose top.

Tracy has a certain cuteness about her, like you want to cuddle with her after one go, whereas Helga would keep you busy all night. It’s tough but…

Victor

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Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

 

Bout #8

 

Ruby Windsor

(On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

ruby

VS

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Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

Bond finds himself in his dream paradise in this film…an all girls…shall we say academy…where he does his utmost to bang them all. Of these two women, there is no question who the hotter one is…

Victor

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Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

Bout #9

Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)

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VS

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Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

Tiffany Case is somehow the only woman Bond has his way with in Diamonds Are Forever. This is probably because she is constantly wearing something sexy to keep her attention.

It’s hard to resist a woman constantly showing off her body, even if she isn’t that great looking. Though it might just be her hair. If it wasn’t all permed up she would probably be a lot hotter.

Miss Caruso is just some chick Bond’s banging in the beginning of the movie who quickly hides in a closet before going away, but not before showing off some sort of beauty.

Victor

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Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #10

 

Rosie (Live and Let Die)

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VS

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

Rosie has a nicely toned body that looks amazing in that bikini.

The long haired beauty that is Solitaire looks astounding in that white dress, all tied up and sexy looking. This is an easy one.

Victor

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #11

 

 

Andrea Anders

(Man With The Golden Gun)

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VS

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Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

Both of these women are beautiful, but not overly so.

Andrea is a bit older, which makes her that much hotter, especially the way she’s killing it in that dress.

But Mary shows off a body that is completely flawless, making a bikini the only natural article of clothing she can wear that isn’t criminally offensive, for it is certainly a crime for her not to show us that amazing body. She also is just better looking overall.

 

Victor

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Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

 

Bout #12

Log Cabin Girl (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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VS

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Arab Beauty (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

Hoo boy! Two unamed hotties that just appear for a quick shag. Both women are attractive, but despite not being naked like the log cabin girl, the Arab is showing off a lot more skin and looks sexy beyond belief.

Victor

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Arab Beauty

 

That’s it for part 2. See you for part 3!