At long last, we come to the finals. Many beautiful (and not so beautiful) women have battled it out from the numerous Adam Sandler films out there. And now we come to the final two hotties.
Take a look at all the other rounds here.
Let’s see who the hottest woman Adam Sandler has ever pretended to bang, or at least date or kiss or something like that, is.
Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)
Holly has defeated Linda (Wedding Singer), Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison), Vanessa (Big Daddy) and Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) in this tournament. Those are some beautiful women.
As I’ve said numerous times already, this actress doesn’t choose to flaunt her body, which is highly unfortunate, but I’ll give you what I can…
She is really, really beautiful, especially in her youth, but is still someone you wouldn’t pass up in her current age.
Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)
To reach the finals, Palmer had to eliminate Roxanne (Grown Ups), Laura (Funny People), Alex (Chuck & Larry), and Katherine (Just Go With It). That’s a hot line-up, and she managed to prevail.
Fortunately, unlike Holly’s actress, Palmer’s is very much a model, so feast your eyes, good people.
This woman is, as they say, drop-dead-gorgeous. Incredible body, big boobs, long legs, beautiful face, great hair, what’s not to like? Especially since all of these things are shown off exquisitely in her movie.
Holly is a stunning woman, and I can’t decide if I want to hug her or jump on top of her and do the bad thing, due to her huge mixture of cuteness and hotness. She’s a very sexy woman, and is downright gorgeous.
The thing is, Palmer is all of those things as well, but even more so.
That’s why, the hottest leading lady in an Adam Sandler movie is…
Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)
This doesn’t really come as a surprise if you’ve seen my Impossibly Hot Women Tournament of Hotties, where Palmer’s actress, Brooklyn Decker, was a competitor. That tournament was essentially a grouping of 16 of the hottest women on the planet. But she did actually have some tough competition in here. But in the end, Palmer is just too friggin’ hot to touch.
And as a bonus (as usual), here are all the women ranked in my own personal order, from least hot, to hottest, as they appear in their respective films. The round they were eliminated in is in parentheses.
#39 Debbie Lustig (The Week Of) [Round 1]
#38 Flor Moreno (Spanglish) [Round 1]
#37 Jennifer (Eight Crazy Nights) [Round 1]
#36 Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems) [Round 1]
#35 Becca (The Do-Over) [Round 1]
#34 Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love) [Round 1]
#33 Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler) [Round 1]
#32 Valerie Veran (Little Nicky) [Round 2]
#31 Jill Hastings (Bed Time Stories) [Round 1]
#30 Dawn (The Do-Over) [Round 1]
#29 Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill) [Round 1]
#28 Lucy Whitman (50 First Dates) [Round 1]
#27 Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Round 1]
#26 Lauren Reynolds (Blended) [Round 1]
#25 Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery) [Round 1]
#24 Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler) [Round 2]
#23 Layla Maloney (Big Daddy) [Round 1]
#22 Linda (Wedding Singer) [Round 1]
#21 Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore) [Round 1]
#20 Vicki Vallencourt (The Waterboy) [Round 2]
#19 Deborah Clasky (Spanglish) [Round 2]
#18 Linda (Anger Management) [Round 3]
#17 Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison) [Round 2]
#16 Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six) [Round 2]
#15 Laura (Funny People) [Round 2]
#14 Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy) [Round 2]
#13 Vanessa (Big Daddy) [Round 3]
#12 Babe Bennett (Mr. Deeds) [Round 1]
#11 Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) [Semi-Finalist]
#10 Violet Van Patten (Pixels) [Round 3]
#9 Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Runner-Up]
#8 Roxanne Feder (Grown Ups/Grown Ups 2) [Round 1]
#7 Heather (The Do-Over) [Round 2]
#6 Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems) [Round 3]
#5 Dalia Hakbarah (You Don’t Mess With The Zohan) [Round 1]
#4 Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It) [Semi-Finalist]
#3 Donna Newman (Click) [Round 2]
#2 Alex McDonough (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry) [Round 3]
#1 Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It) [Tournament Winner]
And there you have it! We’ll see you next Tournament of Hotties!