Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 2

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s finish off round 2 to find the hottest of the hot!

 

Bout #6

Laura (Funny People)

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She’s pretty good looking, but let’s see just how much.

Very attractive woman with a great body. She comes off very friendly, and even more sexy. I also just realized she has a role in another Adam Sandler movie, Big Daddy, where she is way more hot than in Funny People.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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She wears a bikini like no other. Probably because she’s a bikini model or something.

Wow…I guess she is, and a hot one at that.

Laura is hot, but she can’t possibly compare to this.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #7

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Seriously, Katherine’s body is amazing. She looks irresistible in that coconut bikini thing.

I don’t know why, but despite being scantily clad in these photos, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except for that one in the black dress thing. She looks jaw-dropping there, and she’s supposedly 51 in that!

VS

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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This sexy teacher is everything a young student could hope for.

Man I would love to have seen some of my teachers in bikinis like these. She’s an attractive woman with nice boobs and a great body, but her face isn’t too great.

In fact, with the exception of the boob department, Katherine has her beat in every way.

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #8

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Violet definitely is an eye-catcher, so let’s give your eyes some more to see!

So she might actually be a little too slim. Very beautiful though. Her thinness probably affects her boob size, which is practically non-existent.

 

VS

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

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She’s got a hard, beautiful face, and is smoking hot, but let’s see just how smokey.

She’s got an exceptional body, and overall beautiful looks.

This is a tough one, mainly due to the rules set. Truthfully, Fox has a better body, and her pictures show it, not to mention she’s better looking all around.

But I am judging based on their appearances in the movie, and while Smoking Fox is stunning in the movie, she is barely in it, and doesn’t really do much other than look hot.

Violet has a much bigger role, has more than one costume, and looks damn sexy most of the time. So this is quite a predicament, but one must move on, and that would be…

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

Bout #9

We’ve got another threesome, thanks to uneven women!

Heather (The Do-Over)

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While officially not a love-interest of Sandler’s, she’s officially really stinkin’ hot.

She can be rather diverse looking, but one consistency is she’s incredibly hot and sexy.

 

VS

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

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Let’s see what the sometimes beautiful, sometimes meh Courtney really has to offer.

You see what I mean? This woman is all over the place. Some of these photos she’s okay, some she’s hot, and some she’s holy hell I want to hit that!!! It’s the same exact thing in the movie. She’s got huge boobs though, so wahoo!

 

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

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As we saw in the last round, Julia has like the best butt ever. Let’s see if we can’t see more of her…

Her body’s a bit oddly proportion, but she’s got it all where it matters.

So which of these three hotties gets to move on?

Courtney is easily the least attractive due to her inconsistencies. Plus, compared to the other two, she doesn’t act very sexy in her movie.

Heather is a more attractive woman than Julia, but Julia has better features, if you know what I mean. And unfortunately for Heather, Julia shows them off in several sexy outfits in her movie, which gives the win to…

 

Victor

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Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

 

That’s it for round 2! Things are going to get even hotter in the next round!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies: Round 1, Part 1

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

So here goes, Round 1 of the next Tournament of Hotties begins!

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

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Veronica is very beautiful and very sexy, the fact that she’s a third grade teacher makes her all the more sexy. Unfortunately her face is a bit…crunched? I don’t know. Something looks off with it, but it doesn’t detract to much from her hotness.

VS

Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore)

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Virginia is a beautiful woman but her all-business hair cut doesn’t really make her irresistible.

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See what I mean?

Though any woman presenting herself with lingerie and beer is pretty much a sure thing, especially with a great body like hers.

But while Virginia is beautiful, is Veronica was in that sexy get-up, I think most people would faint.

 

Victor

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Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

 

Bout #2

Linda (The Wedding Singer)

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Linda is an indecisive whore, who’s into hard, carefree men, or so it seems. She’s the persona of a 80’s metal chick and she’s probably very wild and experimental in bed. And she’s good looking, so…she’s desirable.

 

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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Holly is an easy lay, and that’s fine with us. She’s also quite hot and sexy, and always dresses the part. She seems to rather enjoy showing us her shoulders, which is fine, as they are gorgeous. Her curly hair drives me wild, and her face is beautiful.

 

Both women are hot, but this one is a no-contest…

 

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

Bout #3

Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She’s cute, but nothing spectacular. A kind and proper woman for the most part, except for falling in love with other men when she’s engaged to someone else. Bitch.

 

VS

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

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Yeah…she’s sexy. She does what she wants and takes what she wants, and you could only hope it’s you. Plus, she’s one heck of a mechanic!

This is easy.

 

Victor

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Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

 

Bout #4

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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Vanessa is an obviously hot blond and looks downright incredible in red bras. If you want to hold on to this hottie, best get yourself a five year plan. She does not discriminate with age.

 

VS

Layla Maloney (Big Daddy)

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Layla is beautiful and rocks the short hair quite well. She also has a great smile. Her voice can be a bit annoying, but since that has absolutely nothing to do with her looks, we won’t count that against her.

But poor Layla can’t stand up to hot, shirtless blonds, I’m afraid.

 

Victor

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Vanessa (Big Daddy)

 

 

Bout #5

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

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Oh boy… Well… it looks like she could be beautiful is she spruced herself up a bit. But she obviously has a ridiculous wild side, cuz she likes to bang demons. Or rather, half demons.

 

VS

Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love)

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This is the best picture I could find of her. She looks pretty here, but the rest of her pictures, not so much.

It doesn’t help that I have never seen this movie, and I haven’t seen Little Nicky in like 20 years, so I can’t remember anything about Valerie.

So upon further research into each movie, Lena really isn’t attractive at all, and Valerie has potential to say the least. I didn’t expect this but…

 

Victor

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Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

 

Okay! That’s it for part 1! There’s still lots of women to get through, so see you in round 1, part 2!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women (Round 1, Part 1)

And here we are with another Tournament of Hotties, this time nothing Power Ranger related! Instead, I gathered the 16 hottest women I could think of. But not your everyday hot. These women cause you to think, “They can’t be human, they can’t be from this planet. No human being from Earth could be this hot.”

Now I am sure there are plenty of hotter women out there, but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head, and I am sure they look quite normal when they don’t have all that make up on either. But that is not the point. These girls are just so inhumanly hot that they must be recognized.

And as wonderful as these women are to look at, it is going to be quite a terrible experience to narrow them down to just 1 that is the hottest of all. How could anyone choose?

Also take note that this has nothing to do with how these women currently look, but is more how hot they were at some point in their lives.

So without further ado, let us begin Round 1.

Tara Reid

VS

Megan Fox

Dang…just dang…Right off the bat are two magnificent hotties. Let’s start with the gorgeous blond Tara Reid.

I first discovered this sexy lady in the 1999 film, American Pie, where she looked like this…and please, click on these pictures to see each one bigger…

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In case you get lost in all the hotness here, Tara is the second from the left…

In this movie she wasn’t  “inhumanly” hot, but her raspy voice is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard. Every word out of her mouth sounds like she is trying to seduce the person she is talking to, which makes every man wish they were on the receiving end of those words. I think they even mention in the TV show Scrubs, where she occasionally has a small role, how sexy her voice is. She looks amazing in that show as well.

And when she appears in American Pie 2, her hotness is multiplied. They even point this out, as the main character, Jim says, “And Vicky got hot!” Vicky being Tara’s character. And Jim could not be any more right. She is smoking hot in that film, looking more like this.

I think the only other thing I have seen her in is American Reunion, where she is also smoking hot, though age set in a tad, unfortunately. But any sane man and some edgy women would do her anyway.

In case you couldn’t tell from her pictures, she is like the definition of a gorgeous blond. Her body is flawless, she has long longs, a nice set of boobs with seemingly very perky nipples as evidenced here.

Those little guys are always trying to sneak through! Not to mention two of the pictures in the group above this one!!

So yeah, this girl is hot, unbelievably hot. Every molecule on her body rages sexiness and we can’t get enough. She is also the first girl I have ever seen fake an orgasm on television, and I thank her from the bottom of my heart. Her screams of pleasure through that raspy voice are something that can never be duplicated by anyone else.

Ugh…so hot…

And next we have hottie number two…Megan Fox!! The first time I laid eyes on this beauty was on an episode of Two and a Half Men. I believe this was before she was famous, for I had no idea who she was at the time, and no one else did either. All I knew is that when they showed some random girl in a bikini hanging out with the rest of the cast, I thought to myself, “That is the hottest girl I have ever seen.” The whole episode was about how hot this girl was and how everyone on the show was drooling over her. Their acting was top notch, because I can firmly say, everyone in real life was doing the same. Nobody that hot had ever been on television before.megan_fox

This was a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time ago too. She has done nothing but get hotter.

But what really made this amazing looking girl famous was that unforgettable “under the hood” scene from Transformers. You know what I’m talking about, the scene where she is looking under the hood of her car and they pan up her body.

Yeah…that one. I bet you during this scene in the theaters, the whole theater was filled with the sounds of rustling denim as every man adjusted themselves.

I only saw the movie once (not in theaters), years and years ago, and this is all I remember from it. And what else could you take away from it? The moment you see this, it is all you will ever see for the next 3 days!! The way her sexy brown hair falls over her scantily clad body is so sexy. I was skeptical about seeing the movie, and every time I heard about it or asked about it, all I ever heard was “Megan Fox is so hot!” And that is how she became world renowned. But it wasn’t for many years later that I found out this new name everyone was talking about was the same girl I had subliminally fallen in love with from Two and a Half Men.

Everything about her is perfect. Everything. Every time she moves, every time she speaks, even stinking blinks, her hotness infests your brain. I honestly don’t know how every man who has seen her in person isn’t in jail for sexual assault. How could anyone resist such beauty?

Wearing nothing…

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She’s hot…

Fully clothed…

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She’s hot…

 

She is inhumanely hot and sexy and seems to have been born that way. Even without makeup I guarantee this girl is smokin’. I can’t even get over it. I wish I could meet someone 1/4 as hot as her. That girl would be by far and away the hottest person I’ve ever met.

So now the daunting deed must be committed. Which of these alienish women is hotter. The blond or the brunette?

It’s very close. Either one would fulfill any man’s wildest fantasies, but I would have to go with…

Victor

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Megan Fox

 

Now that I have shamed one of the hottest blonds of all time, let’s see what two amazingly hot women are next…

Scarlett Johanson

VS

Jessica Alba

Well crap, two more impossibly hard to choose from women. Let’s start with Scarlett. The first movie I ever saw her in was The Avengers, where she played the role of the incredibly bad ass, yet amazingly sexy and impossibly hot Black Widow. In fact, the first scene you see her in, she’s in a black dress that she looks simply amazing in.

See? I told you so. Right then and there, I realized she was one of the hottest women on the planet.

She first appeared as the character in Iron Man 2, where she looked amazing, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say she was inhumanly hot, though she definitely was rocking the costume and was still gorgeous.

It wasn’t until Avenger’s that she reached such a high level of hotness, and hasn’t slowed down a bit. She’s every bit as gorgeous in any of the other movies she plays the role in, if not hotter.

I have never seen her in any other movie, in any other role other than Black Widow, so I find myself wondering if it is just the character that is so hot, or the actress?

Yeah…it’s the actress.

She is stunning no matter what she’s doing it seems. Wow, just beautiful. There is just such a tough, sexy look about her, yet a sort of innocence as well, like she isn’t trying to be sexy, it just radiates from her naturally. She’s got a nice rack too, so that’s nice.

And next we have the amazing beauty, Jessica Alba. The first movie I saw her in was Good Luck Chuck, and man was she gorgeous in it. One can’t help but fall in love with her looks as well as her charming, adorable personality. I haven’t seen many other movies with her in it, but the ones I have, she is always beautiful and sexy, and usually strips down to nearly nothing. An old co-worker of mine was so in love with her, he kept a copy of Into the Blue on his desk, a movie in which she appears on the cover like this…

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I don’t blame him, she’s hot.

Everything she wears, she looks amazing in. As you can tell, she has a perfect body and looks especially amazing in bikinis.

But she looks great in underwear and leather as well. I’ve never met her, but based on things I have read about her and how she acts in movies, she is not only gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside as well, and that is bonus points, baby!

So which of these super women will move on to round 2? It is a close one, but this girl is a tad bit hotter…

Victor

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Jessica Alba

See you next time, as we continue with Round 1!