Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 1

Ahh Cosplayers…………………………….

Oh sorry, got a little dreamy there. When I first heard of cosplayers, I thought they were a bunch of absurd geeks that would go to comiccon dressed in a crappy costume of some super hero or video game character. Then I saw a few legit costumes people handmade, and I was blown away by their talent, and how they could actually bring a virtual character to life. And you can’t look at amazing cosplay without quickly stumbling upon the many women who dominate the online field of cosplaying. And I learned a few things very, very quickly…

These women are

1.) The hottest woman of all time…largely due to photo doctoring and tons and tons of makeup, naturally, but who cares…

2.) They are incredibly talented at what they do, making it harder to decide which you would rather look at, the intricate detail of their costumes, or every detail of their usually hugely exposed bodies.

3.) There talent and allure is so great, you find yourself wishing you could bang all your favorite video game and movie characters. Which is bizarre. Even the male characters…these women can turn someone as manly as Thor or someone, into the sexiest thing you have ever seen.

So at first I just found a couple girls, until I realized they are everywhere! Most of these women also do modeling, because if you’re that hot, why wouldn’t you, so we will see a lot of modeling shoots aside from their cosplay in the upcoming tournament.

So without further ado, let’s start what might be the steamiest tournament of all time!!!

Jordan Carver

Vs

Jennifer Van Damsel

Well I’m hooked right in just from that first picture of little red riding hood. So we will start with her…the fabulously busty Jordan Carver!

This woman isn’t your traditional cosplay. From what I gather, she is a model hailing from Germany, who does mostly themed, lewd photo shoots. As you are about to see, she has a flawless body, and bigger boobs than anyone I have ever known…okay, probably not, but they are massive nonetheless. And all her shoots focus around these watermelons. Now gaze upon them and try not to get too hypnotized!

So these are her “cosplays,” which as I said, are mostly just sexy photo shoots in some little get ups, and she gets slowly undressed throughout them.

Now I will give you a taste of her more basic modeling jobs…

So as you can tell, most pictures makes her boobs the center of attention, and part of me wonders if this is because they are trying to distract from her single flaw. Her face isn’t all that great looking. But any sane person would never or need to look above those marvelous flotation devices.

Next up is the beautiful Jennifer Van Damsel!

What a stunning woman! Her body is toned to perfection, her butt incredibly firm, and judging by some of her poses, she’s proud of it too. She too has a decent sized chest, but compared to Jordan, she looks flat as a steamrolled squirrel. But her face is very beautiful.

Decisions…decisions…Who in the world is hotter?

If judging solely on bust size, Jordan would probably win the whole tournament right now. But boobs aren’t everything. Jordan doesn’t seem to like to show off her butt. I have only ever seen one picture of it in a pair of jeans…that I can recall anyway…So while Jennifer falls flat in the boob department (heh), she wins in the butt aisle, as well as succeeding in have a more toned body. Like I said, it’s perfect, which is pretty amazing to say, considering how perfect Jordan’s body is. Jennifer has a more beautiful face too. Both of them have very lewd photos, so we get to so most of what they have to offer.

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

Sorry, Jordan…it was close…very close. But where as Jordan put all her eggs in her boobs, Jennifer offers everything to you, and every part of her is wonderful.

 

Stella Chu

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

Well it looks like we have another tough decision to make, which is both a fabulous and terrible thing…

Starting with Stella, the Asian beauty with a nice butt, judging from the first picture! Let’s investigate more into this claim, shall we?

This cosplayer is absolutely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her body perfect. She definitely has the smallest boobs out of the three contestants so far, but they are big enough. Her pictures show off her body well, and I can’t see a single downside to her.

So how does Kate stack up against her?

So it turns out this is an easy decision. Kate’s body is far better than Stella’s. Perfectly toned and curvy, big breasts, jaw dropping in everything she wears. She is also an incredibly talented cosplayer to boot! She’s just better in every category. Sorry Stella

Victor

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Kate Sarkissian

That’s it for now! I’ll be back with part 2 next week! We’ve already seen four incredible hotties. There’s bound to be plenty more where that came from.

 

My Top 10 GameCube Games

GameCube is my favorite console of all time at the moment. It hads a diverse, fantastic library of games, some new adaptive abilities with the GBA, and the most comfortable controller ever made. But it’s really all about the games, so let’s see the 10 best in my opinion. It was hard to narrow it down, for of the 39 games I have gotten around to playing out of the 46 I own for the system, they were pretty much all phenomenal.

#10

Super_Mario_SunshineSuper Mario Sunshine

Nintendo

2002

 

This took the Mario franchise into a whole new territory, and I’ve got to say, it is quite creative and unique, making it fun to play at anytime. Shooting stuff with a waterpack while performing amazingly acrobatic jumps is just so much fun.

#9

Star_Fox_Adventures_GCN_Game_BoxStar Fox Adventures

Rare Ltd./ Nintendo

2002

 

 

This is another complete twist of a massive Nintendo franchise, and by far my favorite in the Star Fox series. It resembles more of a Zelda game, with some space battles. But finding items, solving puzzles and beating the heck out of dinosaurs is super fun whether you play as Link or Fox, or really anyone else for that matter.

#8

wwThe Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Nintendo

2003

 

Turns out Zelda still does the genre better than Star Fox. But nevertheless, this game took a unique twist as well on it’s franchise, though not as much as the #9 & 10 spots. Using a gorgeous, new graphic style, flooding the kingdom we’ve saved countless times and introducing an interesting new story of sorts, this was one gripping game, though it does have a few rather annoying flaws. But even so, this is one great game.

#7

super_smash_bros_melee_box_artSuper Smash Bros. Melee

HAL Labs/ Nintendo

2001

Hoo boy, I easily put 1000 hours into this game with my friends and family. This took everything amazing about the first game and doubled it. There are so many modes to play, double the characters and probably even more stages. The most fun part was trying to unlock all the characters and stages. But once you did, it was nothing but 4 on 4 all out melee, and it never gets old. It doesn’t hold up all that well today, but that doesn’t stop me from going back to it every so often.

#6

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Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Retro Studios/ Nintendo

2004

 

 

This dark and atmospheric game differed quite a bit from it’s prequel, and really, from the rest of the Metroid franchise. It is slightly more story driven and is the first game to feature a whole bunch of new items for Samus to acquire. The deadly double sided world is also very different and cool. Great game.

#5

Sonic_adv_2_battle_box

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Sonic Team/ Sega

2002

 

 

This is another game that I put more hours than I care to know in. Thanks to the addicting Chao Gardens, and the incredibly fun and diverse/cleverly designed missions, with special medals to earn in each one, the replay value in this game is enormous. After probably well over 100 hours or so, I still have so much left to do in the game. Though it has been a while since I played it. (Pesky backlog).

#4

viewtiful_joe_p_cdj0m7Viewtiful Joe

Clover Studio/ Capcom

2003

 

 

This is another from out of nowhere classic. Completely unique gameplay mixed into an equally unique and bizarre storyline, with a bunch of unlockables makes this challenging game just truly wonderful. The humor is great as well. One of my favorite games of all time.

#3

twilight-princessThe Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Nintendo

2006

 

One of the last games to come out for GameCube was one of it’s best, and one of the best in the Zelda series. The gloomy graphical style fit the atmosphere of the game so well. A darker, interesting story with new characters and some brand new gameplay mechanics make this one to remember. This also has the best dungeons in the series as well, having deviated a bit from the usual formula.

#2

MetroidPrimeboxMetroid Prime

Retro Studios/ Nintendo

2002

 

 

2002 must have been the year for Nintendo to take their big franchises and flip them on their heads. Here is another drastic change to formula. An intense action side scroller became a dark, atmospheric first person shooter that was done so well, it feels to be a logical step in the direction of the series. This game is just perfect. The gameplay, the music, the level design, the enemy design, everything…just absolutely amazing. Easily one of the best games ever made.

And here we are, the best game to ever grace the GameCube!!!

#1

paper mario tydPaper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Intelligent Systems/ Nintendo

2004

 

 

This game is a master piece. Each area you visit is so unique and interesting, making it fun and exciting to explore. The gameplay is fantastic, using the same mechanics from the first game, but tweaked a bit. And what’s more, every single character in the game…I mean EVERY one, even the ones you just pass by, are so interesting and fun to watch or interact with. The large amount of party members and the special attacks are all so cool. The story is highly entertaining and fun to follow as well. It…it’s just so good. Like…I don’t know. It makes me feel like I am in the game, adventuring with Mario in all his papery glory. It is one of the few games where I became legitimately sad when I reached the half way point to beating it, but felt completely and wholly satisfied when I beat it, though I could just restart the game over and over again after beating it, it’s that much fun. But luckily, there is some challenging end game stuff to do to keep me preoccupied.

Great game…sniff.

So there you have it, the 10 best games on a console full of even more. Each one of these games filled me with a joyful spirit that I will carry with me forever.