Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 1

Here we are, back for round 2! Round 1 was already hard enough to pick the hottest hotties, so I dread trying to decide for this one.

Mariah Carey VS Aaliyah

Mariah. Hot her whole life, possibly even hotter now than in her youth. Huge rack, nice body, gorgeous face with an amazing smile. Just a wonderful person. Let’s see how wonderful!

I couldn’t hold back showing this woman’s amazing hotness, nearly as much as she seems unable to hold back showing us her body. And we thank her eternally for it. And I’m sure most of us can think of a few ways to thank her and would absolutely love to do so eternally.

And next we have the amazingly sexy Aailyah!

Mmm…Such an amazingly tight body that no one could resist getting their hands on. There is just something so sexy about her and makes her almost irresistible.

So who is hotter? Well…that’s a tough one. But upon looking at the pictures, I would have to pick…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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I think she has a prettier face with cute/hot expressions, an incredible body when she was young that fills out perfectly as she aged, which gave her some truly nice boobs and butt. Ugh…just everything about her makes me wild.

Next up is a match up I was hoping would not happen…unless in the finals…

Britney Spears VS Christina Aguilera

These two women were the desires of my youth. They are probably the first two women who flaunted their flawless bodies that I ever saw. They showed me the wonders of womanhood and how pleasurable they could be, even just by looking at them. Their thoughtful education on human anatomy was truly something wonderful, and heck, it still is. These women are hot!! So enough chit-chatting, let’s check out those bods I used to worship.

Just look at Britney’s toned, flawless figure. On top of that, she portrays in her pictures not only a superb sense of sexiness, but an adorable cute side as well. Basically, she seems like someone you could take home to your parents and happily say this is the woman you will marry, and your folks would be overjoyed. But that joy and pleasure would be nothing to what she could show you behind closed doors. Quite honestly, the best of both worlds. Britney has it all.

And then we have her sexy sister Christina…

Again, flawless body, long, wild sexy hair, a look that kills…hard… You can’t help but want her after looking at these pictures. She has a sort of mysterious vibe to her, but you know there is nothing but good, hot things deep down…which is exactly where you want to be with this woman. While you are showing off Britney to your parents, Christina is the girl hiding in your closet, waiting for you to have your way with her any and every second you can sneak away. Seriously, you could be locked away with her for days, doing all sorts of fun stuff nonstop, and probably not being able to walk for a week afterwords. That kind of crazy shenanigans.

So which of my child crushes is hotter? I have been avoiding this question for decades, and after all this time. I still can’t decide. They are both gorgeous, and thankfully, in different ways (besides having smoking bodies).

The hottie that shall move on is chosen only because she is just too sexy. There is room for nothing else, and that is what the tournament of hotties is all about.

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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See you next time, where the last four women compete for a spot in the semi-finals!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

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Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!