Here we are, back for round 2! Round 1 was already hard enough to pick the hottest hotties, so I dread trying to decide for this one.
Mariah Carey VS Aaliyah
Mariah. Hot her whole life, possibly even hotter now than in her youth. Huge rack, nice body, gorgeous face with an amazing smile. Just a wonderful person. Let’s see how wonderful!
I couldn’t hold back showing this woman’s amazing hotness, nearly as much as she seems unable to hold back showing us her body. And we thank her eternally for it. And I’m sure most of us can think of a few ways to thank her and would absolutely love to do so eternally.
And next we have the amazingly sexy Aailyah!
Mmm…Such an amazingly tight body that no one could resist getting their hands on. There is just something so sexy about her and makes her almost irresistible.
So who is hotter? Well…that’s a tough one. But upon looking at the pictures, I would have to pick…
Victor- Mariah Carey
I think she has a prettier face with cute/hot expressions, an incredible body when she was young that fills out perfectly as she aged, which gave her some truly nice boobs and butt. Ugh…just everything about her makes me wild.
Next up is a match up I was hoping would not happen…unless in the finals…
Britney Spears VS Christina Aguilera
These two women were the desires of my youth. They are probably the first two women who flaunted their flawless bodies that I ever saw. They showed me the wonders of womanhood and how pleasurable they could be, even just by looking at them. Their thoughtful education on human anatomy was truly something wonderful, and heck, it still is. These women are hot!! So enough chit-chatting, let’s check out those bods I used to worship.
Just look at Britney’s toned, flawless figure. On top of that, she portrays in her pictures not only a superb sense of sexiness, but an adorable cute side as well. Basically, she seems like someone you could take home to your parents and happily say this is the woman you will marry, and your folks would be overjoyed. But that joy and pleasure would be nothing to what she could show you behind closed doors. Quite honestly, the best of both worlds. Britney has it all.
And then we have her sexy sister Christina…
Again, flawless body, long, wild sexy hair, a look that kills…hard… You can’t help but want her after looking at these pictures. She has a sort of mysterious vibe to her, but you know there is nothing but good, hot things deep down…which is exactly where you want to be with this woman. While you are showing off Britney to your parents, Christina is the girl hiding in your closet, waiting for you to have your way with her any and every second you can sneak away. Seriously, you could be locked away with her for days, doing all sorts of fun stuff nonstop, and probably not being able to walk for a week afterwords. That kind of crazy shenanigans.
So which of my child crushes is hotter? I have been avoiding this question for decades, and after all this time. I still can’t decide. They are both gorgeous, and thankfully, in different ways (besides having smoking bodies).
The hottie that shall move on is chosen only because she is just too sexy. There is room for nothing else, and that is what the tournament of hotties is all about.
Victor- Christina Aguilera
See you next time, where the last four women compete for a spot in the semi-finals!!