Welcome to the final part of round 2! The last four hotties will battle it out for a spot in the semi-finals. Only the hottest of the hot can make it there, so let’s find out which two lucky hotties will do so!
Let’s just check these babes out, starting with the lovely Danielle.
Flawless. Just look at her. Perfect in everyway.
The first pictures I saw of her were from her Kim Possible shoot.
It was love at first sight, thanks to her ridiculous curves, big boobs and overall beauty.
But the young and beautiful Kay is no push over. Let’s see what she’s got.
Nothing but sexy.
There is a clear winner here though, making this one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament.
While Kay is absolutely beautiful and has a great body, Danielle beats her in virtually every category.
Nest up, the final two sexy stunners in round 2.
Let’s start with the incredibly toned, big boobed and sexy Ana!
Okay, so there’s more her in bikinis and underwear than cosplays, but who in their right mind would complain about that? She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her hair, face, boobs, body, butt, legs…everything about her is incredible. And she is the hottest girl in glasses period. Though I’m sure her nearly nude body beneath them might help with that.
Anywho, Jessica’s going to have her hands full competing with Ana, and not just because of Ana’s large bust size. Though Jessica’s are probably bigger. Care to see?
This gifted cosplayer can make any character the sexiest thing you have ever seen. Combine this talent with her flawless body, beautiful face and enormous boobs and great butt, and you’ve got one of the most beautiful cosplayers out there.
So what to do when two of the hottest, most perfect women butt heads? Hope they start making out I guess, but as that likely won’t happen, we’ll just have to settle with one of them maybe being a little bit hotter. And I’ve got an idea who that might be.
And that’s it for round 2! Danielle Beaulieu and Jessica Nigri will face off in the semi-finals! That’ll be a steamy one, that’s for sure.
Here we are at the final part of round 1, where the final four ridiculously hot cosplayers will battle it out for a chance to move up to round 2! Check out the 12 other seductive goddesses in parts 1, 2, and 3. Now let’s check out some hotties!
So these women both seem to be more into general modeling than cosplaying, but whatever, they’re still hot as Hell. See for yourself, starting with the gorgeous Beke Jacoba.
Holy mother of ta-tas! Beke is incredibly gorgeous…literally every part of her. Her body is splendidly tone, her boobs and butt, very large, and she doesn’t appear to have a problem showing off any part of her. There is plenty of diverse pictures showing us everything we want to see, and her shoots are very, very sexy, some of the sexiest we’ve seen so far in this tournament, if not the most sexy.
Already the bar is set high in the sky, but the first woman always sets it so high, and the second girl tends to pole vault clean over it. Let’s see if Ana Cheri can do the same!
Son of a cat…sigh….
Amazingly, and unsurprisingly, Ana is right up there with Beke. She boasts the same attributes as her competition…though her body is more toned, and her butt and boobs are bigger. Ana’s face is more beautiful as well, and her gorgeous hair ties it all together. But Beke’s photos are so much hotter, which is huge points.
This is a tough one for sure. Again, two perfect, sexy women, going head to head here!
It’s very, very, close, but I think this one just barely takes it…
And now for the last two unbelievably hot cosplayers!!
*Shakes head* My brain is going to explode. Yet again, two perfect women seem to be in our midst. But we must investigate further!
Let’s check out Jessica.
This woman is beautiful. Her face encompasses all things you would want in a woman. She’s cute, hot, sexy, funny, happy…whatever. She is truly beautiful…and blond.
She also has enormous boobs that are almost always spilling out of her typically very sheer costumes. Her body is toned to perfection. She has long slender legs, and a nice butt too, though she seems more into showing off those, enormous, bouncing boobies.
On top of all this, she is also one of the most talented cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.
As usual, the bar is already set towards the moon, but I’m willing to bet Amy can match it.
You have got to be kidding me here!! This woman is astoundingly gorgeous. She seems a bit more youthful, like Kay Victoria, which helps out a lot. She is positively glowing! Her hair is wonderful, her face adorable and sexy at the same time, her body perfect. Her boobs are a good size and her butt is perfect!
And I normally hate tattoos on women, but that one on her side is actually ridiculously sexy.
So again, two goddesses clash!
Jessica is older, so Amy has that on her, though Jessica still may be more attractive. Jessica’s boobs are much bigger, and her butt can compete with Amy’s. Jessica’s body is much better too, which is a pretty ridiculous statement when you think about it. Both of these women are too hot to handle, though we will certainly always dream of doing so. There is one clear winner however…
So that’s it for Round 1. 8 incredibly hot girls down, 8 even hotter ones advance. I feel so guilty about the eliminated ones, for they all deserve to win, but only one can, and we are well on our way to finding out who!
Welcome back to part 3. Check out the first two groups of girls to battle it out in parts 1 & 2, and here we are with another batch of beauties!
Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)
Again, two beautiful women. Anya looks incredible in that dress. It shows us enough to make us want to see more, no matter what we have to do to gaze upon the rest of that amazing body. Jeez what a tease.
Corrine looks incredible in that night gown. And speaking of teases, check out this…
Look at that dip.
This is her work attire!
How is that professional?
I want to work there!
And I really feel bad for Bond here. This is the ultimate test of a man.
No mortal man would ever not look down at her chest at least twice in this conversation.
So we have a couple teasers with nice racks. Who is hotter? Why…this is quite easy. This woman is far more beautiful… almost irresistible even.
Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
Neither of these woman really scream “hot!” and one I don’t find attractive at all. But both look good in what they are wearing, especially Manuela…that is a very sexy picture up there.
This is an easy pick.
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
Countess Lisl von Schlaf
(For Your Eyes Only)
Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)
This is a really, really tough one. Both of these woman are very beautiful. And the picture of the countess absolutely destroys the picture of Melina. If both women were displayed to you as they are in these pictures, every man would pick the countess I’m sure.
But Melina has a prettier face and also looks to be hiding quite a nice body.
Both of them have, great sexy hair as well.
When it all comes down to it, I think age plays the biggest deciding factor. Melina is much younger, and therefore just irks her way ahead. I wish I could see the Countess when she was younger…but still props to her for being a very hot older woman. We’d all love to reach inside that robe!
Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)
Well this is an annoying one. Both of these women are hot, but not by much. The really annoying part is that both of them are dressed so ridiculously sexy, showing off flawless bodies. It’s their faces that ruin these otherwise perfect specimens of woman.
Magda is absolutely stunning in that genie costume. Her body is tight and toned and looks like Bond could have quite the night with her.
Octopussy looks a bit older, but that robe is hiding something absolutely gorgeous. Her toned legs are some of the best I have ever seen, and what little is sneaking out of the robe looks to be like something we’d want to see more of.
What doesn’t help is all the sexy things Magda wears thoughout the movie, but I just don’t like her face at times. Dang it’s tough. Oh well, better go with.
Kimberly Jones (A View To a Kill)
Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)
Both of these girls are okay. They are certainly good looking enough, but nothing special. It might be that smile Kimberly is giving that makes her face look not so great, and I don’t like Pola’s short hair.
But Pola has a much more beautiful face, and the fact that she’s naked doesn’t hurt, showing off what is most certainly an incredible body.
Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)
May Day (A View To a Kill)
Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)
This is an easy one. Stacy is a rather pretty woman, while May Day, sorry to say, looks like a man. Seriously, she reminds me of Wesley Snipes.
Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)
Well, there’s another 12 down, but there’s still a lot more to get through. See you in part 4!
We have the two finalists battling it out here! See how they made it this far with the links posted here.
I’ve already explained to death how impossibly hot they are, so let’s just see some pics.
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood
Let’s have a little fashion show. Let’s see what these beauties look like in lingerie!!
Wow, those are some hot ladies!
What about bikinis…those are always hot, right?
What about costumes?
Those are painted on! Makes you wish she played Wonder Woman in the recent film. She seems not to be a big fan of dress up unfortunately, because we would all love to see her in some more outfits.
Sara definitely is, even into some cosplay. So she will have a few more pictures.
There is nothing sexier than a woman who likes to dress up, though dressing down might be more accurate.
And just because, here’s just a few more hot pictures of our finalists.
Okay, now the big decision…who is hotter?
This is really, really hard to choose. These are honestly the two hottest women on the planet, and each wants to be number 1.
But I have to give the winning spot to her.
SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD at Draftday Photoshoot
Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!
While both girls are perfect in every way, Sara’s got a more tone body, sexy blond hair, and always looks so diverse in her pictures, which somehow gives her this sweet and sexy personality, which if you are hot and a sweetheart, you’re golden. I suppose the endless amount of photos of her doesn’t hurt either.
Bottom line, she is the hottest person I have ever laid eyes on, or at least through a computer screen. I will never lay real eyes on her… So congratulations Sara on being named hottest woman on the planet!
And like always, I like to rank all the contestants in my own personal opinion, from least hottest to hottest. Though regardless of how well they did in the tournament or in my personal ranking, these 16 women are, as far as I know and/or am concerned, the hottest women on Earth. Ranking them will probably be harder than the one on one matches. Oh boy…
Anyway here they are, from least impossibly hot, to most impossibly hot. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.
Kristen Stewart (Round 1)
Brooklyn Decker (Round 1)
Kendall Jenner (Round 1)
Elizabeth Hurley (Round 2)
Katie Cassidy (Round 1)
Kim Kardashian (Round 2)
Scarlett Johansson (Round 1)
Jessica Alba (Round 2)
Tara Reid (Round 1)
Denise Richards (Round 1)
Ciara Hanna (Round 1)
Angelina Jolie (Round 2)
Joanie Brosas (Semi-finalist)
Alexandria DeBerry (Semi-finalist)
Megan Fox (Runner Up)
Sara Jean Underwood (Winner)
I almost feel bad ranking them, because again, they are all so very, impossibly hot. All these women should be worshiped.
Well that’s another tournament over. Thanks for checking it out, or rather, checking out the contestants. Till next time!
First up is Sara Jean Underwood, who as far as I know, has contributed mainly just her body to the fine folks of Earth. And really, that is the best gift she could offer. As a PlayBoy model, there is literally no shortage of jaw dropping pictures of this woman. So here, check them out, or rather, check her out.
Oh my goodness gracious. If you didn’t notice, this woman is a flawless beauty. Her toned body, nice ASSets and breast, combined with her blond hair and gorgeous face make her something to be desired…for all eternity. Knowing you live on the same planet as this woman and not getting to be with her, let alone see her, is literally Hell on Earth.
Well we saw the gorgeous youthful blond, but what about the older, yet unwavering beauty of the brunette, Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s check out how she’s doing!
Age has done nothing to slow this woman down, as far as her looks are concerned. She is almost every bit as hot now as she was 20-30 years ago. And for a woman in her 50’s, that makes her about 10x hotter right there. She is a goddess in her own right, and we should all bow to her beauty.
So which of these two women is the hottest? The younger blond, or the more mature brunette. As much as I don’t want to say this, it is this one, no contest.
Sara Jean Underwood
But seriously though. Elizabeth Hurley…super freakin’ hot…like… it’s baffling.
Next up is another brunette and blond!
Starting off with Kim, you might have noticed that she has an amazing body from the picture above, or of the tons of bikini photos of her from Round 1.
There is no shortage of hot photos of her, since she basically makes a living off of being hot. So let’s take a look at some of her work, shall we?
No matter what she is wearing, what she is doing, from modeling to walking down the street, this sexy woman looks fabulous. She is always picture ready, as evidenced here. Though anything that shows off that amazing body is always preferred.
To add to her appeal, she loves costumes, which is just sexy as hell.
NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 29: Kim Kardashian attends the Midori Green Halloween costume party at Lavo on October 29, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images)
Just smokin’ all the time. God dang.
In contrast to Kim’s dark sexiness is the shining beauty of Allie.
Unfortunately there aren’t quite as many pictures of her, which is a shame, because she is just gorgeous. She doesn’t even have to wear anything sexy for her to catch your eye. Her long, bright blond hair and innocent, beautiful face could easily do that. But if you do see her scantily clad, that’s all the better, for her body is perfection. She has such amazing curves on top of having a nice butt and boobs and well… having a nice everything.
If Angels are real things, then Allie DeBerry is certainly one of them. She just looks so beautiful, yet so untouchably good, that it would be a sin to lay hands on her divine body. But that is something no one could resist doing I imagine. So maybe she is more the apple in the Garden of Eden than an angel.
So both women here are absolutely stunning, with or without clothing. But who is the hotter one? This is a tough choice, but it will have to go to…
Look at that. She took down Kim and her half sister. That is something not many people can say. Especially when pertaining to straight looks.
Well there you have it. The four hottest women on Earth are about to battle it out in the semi finals! Make sure to check it out!
Welcome to the final part of Round 1, where the last four ladies will face off! Check out parts 1, 2 and 3 to catch yourself up and to check out some more impossibly hot women.
Now without further ado, we go!
All right, let’s start off with Brooklyn, the inhumanly hot blond. I first discovered her in the movie Just Go With It. For anyone who has seen this movie, they know that she is the star of it. And that is simply because she is so stinkin’ amazingly gorgeous in it. She looks amazing in every scene, and with her humongous boobs and perfect figure, your eyes are drawn to her like the tractor beam from the Death Star. Except you wish you could be pulled inside her and I promise you would never want to escape. Her allure in that movie is increased 10fold because she seems to be in a bikini half of it, which is a gift from the heavens for sure, for this girl’s body is meant to be in a bikini and nothing but, except for nothing…butt…
Just Go With It was her first film, so upon some research, I discovered that I was not the only one who felt that her body belonged in a scanty swimsuit. Assuming these pictures are all before this movie, it turns out she had a career in modeling such beachwear. Sports Illustrated seemed to have a keen interest in her, alongside every male on the planet. She was even a cover girl! Now… prepare to be amazed…
So yeah, she is perfect. Her barely containable breasts combined with that flawless, sexy figure is enough to make her the source of every person on Earth’s dreams. Seriously, this woman is the body all bikinis are made for. No one looks as good as her in one.
Next up we have Kim Kardashian, as much as I hate to say it. I hate everything about the Kardashians, except their looks. My God, those five girls are truly attractive people. In fact if this was a bigger line up of women, there would probably be a spot for all 5 of them at some point. But we are here to focus on the most famous sister, Kim.
She’s famous for having a sex tape, which should automatically make you know this woman is hot. But that is not how I discovered her. I found out about her through magazine covers. When I worked in a supermarket, the magazine racks were by the registers, and as I walked by, I would always catch glimpses of the headlines and all the useless crap that I am baffled people care about when it comes to celebrities and all that.
For years and years, the cover was always about Brad Pitt and impossibly hot Angelina Jolie. Dumb crap detailing every uninteresting nook of their lives. But then someone started to break that trend. Some brunette started showing up on a different cover every week, in a different colored bikini, on a different beach.
I had no idea who she was, and I never looked for a name. My eyes were too busy staring at the incredibly hot woman on the cover. It wasn’t for like a year after weekly bikini shots that I learned her name…Kim Kardashian. Back then it sounded sexy. Now that last name makes me cringe.
Anyway, remember when I just said Brooklyn Decker is the body made for bikinis, that no one could look better in one than her?
Well my friends, I think she’s got a rival. She didn’t get on all those covers for nothing.
Holy Molie! This beauty has a perfect hourglass figure, huge boobs and a big ol’ butt. Her boobs might be a bit smaller than Brooklyn’s but those small pieces of cloth still struggle to hold those babies in. My goodness, this women too was born to wear a bikini. Seriously, I can’t get over how good she looks…
Both of these women’s careers seem to be based off of looking hot, so the ultimate question is, which is hotter? Which wears the bikini better?
While both are perfect specimens of the human body, this woman is just a tad hotter.
Though for the record, Brooklyn looks better in a bikini, but Kim is just all around hotter.
And now we have the last two women to finish off Round 1!
Dang, what hotties to finish off this round!!
To start, remember when I said that Kim Kardashian and her sisters are all extremely hot? Well, Kendell is hot enough to compete with Kim for a chance to be crowned the most impossibly hot woman of all time!
I don’t really know how I came to know of her. As far as I know, she became famous for being Kim’s sister. But I distinctly remember officially becoming aware of her when I saw this picture…
I instantly became infatuated with her. That body is as perfect as they come. For a girl whose entire family makes a living by taking hot pictures of themselves, you couldn’t ask for a better body to do so than this one. Simply put, it is draw dropping. Add that to the fact that she has a gorgeous face, and you’ve got an impossibly hot woman on your hands.
But don’t take my word for it!
Her stature and expression hint at a sweet little cutie and at the same time, a sexy, experimental, fearless hottie. And that is big points baby!! While her small breasts don’t give her the bikini body that her sister has, she unmistakably has a better body in general.
The final girl we have to talk about is the amazingly beautiful Allie DeBerry. I discovered her from a show called A.N.T. Farm. She played the dimwitted sidekick of the most beautiful and popular girl in school.
The ironic part about this is that, while they both look great in cheerleader uniforms, Allie is far hotter, what with her tall, slender body, beautiful face and long hair, the other girl could never dream of being as good looking. And I seriously doubt she could compete with Allie wearing these “clothes”.
Oh my God!!! This girl has an hourglass figure like I have never seen before. She has “it” in all the right places, and I just love that super long hair. It goes so well with her tall, sexy body.
I mean, just look at it. She is ridiculously hot. Definitely not of this world. And literally every inch of her has this perfect, toned, muscly hotness to her, as if her skeletal structure is perfect as well, beyond that of anyone else on Earth. Her shoulders, her elbows, her…everything, just seems so different and so hot. Again…not of this Earth. It is like God himself chiseled here out of a fleshy slab to show the world what a woman should look like.
So both girls have perfect bodies, a sexy aura about them, and look totally sweet and sexy. Which is hotter then? Despite how good they both look, this is a no contest bout.
I wish Kendell managed to beat her, for it would have been interesting for her to face off with Kim…oh well…
There you have it. The advancing 8 impossibly hot women have been decided! See you in Round 2!!