Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Semi-Finals) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

We’ve got five women, two bouts, and lots of pictures! Which two will make it to the finals? It’s up to you!

 

Bout #1

 

Bulma Brief

 

Vs

Android 18

 

These two beauties are easily two of the most beautiful women in the entire series. Who will come out on top?

 

What a looker. She’s always a knockout in everything she wears.

18 isn’t one to be beaten so easily however, and has already knocked out Maron in round 1, who is basically a clone of Bulma.

 

Victor

dragon ball bulma red bikini 2

Bulma Brief

Bout #2

Just one last threesome here.

Cocoa

Who knew such an insignificant character that’s only in like two episodes would make it this far? She’s knocked out gorgeous women like Vados and Videl. She may not have their strength, but she’s got looks that kill! I’ve just gotta keep reusing pictures for her since she’s that insignificant.

Vs

Caulifla

Caulifla’s sexy attire and spicy attitude make her a desirable woman right off the bat. The fact that a woman is in love with her doesn’t hurt either. This gal would definitely swing both ways, which is always a good thing.

Vs

Cocotte

The lone female Pride Trooper has made it all the way to semi-finals! She is another minor character who didn’t last too long in the Tournament of Power, but managed to defeat even the gorgeous Kefla in this tournament! Like Cocoa, there isn’t much to find on her, so I’ve got to reuse pictures.

 

Victor

cocoa 3

Cocoa

 

That’s it, we’ve got our two finalists! Bulma and Cocoa!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

We’re getting down to the end here, but that means we should see some hotness we haven’t seen thus far!

Make sure to vote for who you’d like to see in the semi-finals!

Bout #1

Bulma Brief

Vs

Hasky

hasky gypsy

Let’s check out the heiress of a technological empire!

Bulma is beautiful, smart, fierce, and filthy rich. Nice catch Vegeta. Nice catch.

Hasky is a bit more scarce to find anything on, being a severely more minor character than Bulma. But here’s this.

Her good looks and sexy allure probably make her assassination occupation quite easy.

 

Victor

Bulma Brief

 

Bout #2

Chi Chi

dragon ball chi chi gi and cosplay

 

Vs

 

Android 18

Chi Chi is the overbearing mother of Gohan and lonely and miserable wife of Goku, who is either dead or practicing his true love in life.

Maybe I can entice you to take away her loneliness.

Android 18 is the wife of Goku’s best friend Krillin. He’s a bit more attentive, but sometimes 18 seems disinterested in him. Good news for us!

Robot or not, she’s hot.

 

Victor

Android 18

 

Bout #3

Videl

Vs

Cocoa

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Videl is Gohan’s wife, as we all know. She looks amazing in her tight little pants. But let’s see what else she looks good in!

Whether from Z or Super, she is truly beautiful.

But there is one who wishes to take Gohan from her! A beautiful actress named Cocoa. Unfortunately, there isn’t much on her, so I’m going to have to reuse pictures for her.

You can’t blame Gohan for kissing her. Sure it was “acting.”

 

Victor

cocoa 4

Cocoa

 

Bout #4

Heles

 

Vs

 

Caulifla

 

These two beautiful women show off a great amount of their upper body, Caulifla a bit more so than Heles. But that doesn’t mean Heles is anything less than sexy.

Apparently no one can take a clear picture of someone dressed up as Heles, maybe because her beauty is so radiant? Regardless, there hasn’t been a hotter goddess around since Aphrodite.

aphrodite

Now let’s see how a mighty Saiyan warrior competes?

Boy, cosplayers probably love Caulifla. With the exception of her crazy hair, she’s got simple clothing that still show off their bodies and looks sexy as hell. And we’ve learned that’s exactly what cosplayers love to do in my cosplayer tournament.

 

Victor

Caulifla

 

Bout #5

We’ve got another threesome here!

Caway

 

Vs

 

Cocotte

 

Vs

 

Kefla

So who’ll it be? The gorgeous cosmic Caway, the skin-tight uniform wearing purple babe Cocotte, or the sexy, slender Saiyan fusion?

All of them are beautiful with bodies in the realm of perfection, but Kefla takes the most points for revealing hers the most…

 

Victor

dragon ball cocotte tight

Cocotte

 

That’s it for round 3! Five women have moved on to the semi-finals!!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 2, Part 2

Welcome to the final part of round 2! The last four hotties will battle it out for a spot in the semi-finals. Only the hottest of the hot can make it there, so let’s find out which two lucky hotties will do so!

Check out all previous rounds, listed here.

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Kay Victoria

 

Two gorgeous women up (surprise, surprise.)

Let’s just check these babes out, starting with the lovely Danielle.

 

 

Flawless. Just look at her. Perfect in everyway.

The first pictures I saw of her were from her Kim Possible shoot.

It was love at first sight, thanks to her ridiculous curves, big boobs and overall beauty.

But the young and beautiful Kay is no push over. Let’s see what she’s got.

 

Nothing but sexy.

There is a clear winner here though, making this one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament.

While Kay is absolutely beautiful and has a great body, Danielle beats her in virtually every category.

 

Victor

danielle beaulieu laying elf

Danielle Beaulieu

 

Nest up, the final two sexy stunners in round 2.

Ana Cheri

Vs

Jessica Nigri

Let’s start with the incredibly toned, big boobed and sexy Ana!

Okay, so there’s more her in bikinis and underwear than cosplays, but who in their right mind would complain about that? She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her hair, face, boobs, body, butt, legs…everything about her is incredible. And she is the hottest girl in glasses period. Though I’m sure her nearly nude body beneath them might help with that.

Gosh…so beautiful.

 

Anywho, Jessica’s going to have her hands full competing with Ana, and not just because of Ana’s large bust size. Though Jessica’s are probably bigger. Care to see?

This gifted cosplayer can make any character the sexiest thing you have ever seen. Combine this talent with her flawless body, beautiful face and enormous boobs and great butt, and you’ve got one of the most beautiful cosplayers out there.

So what to do when two of the hottest, most perfect women butt heads? Hope they start making out I guess, but as that likely won’t happen, we’ll just have to settle with one of them maybe being a little bit hotter. And I’ve got an idea who that might be.

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And that’s it for round 2! Danielle Beaulieu and Jessica Nigri will face off in the semi-finals! That’ll be a steamy one, that’s for sure.

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 5

Here is the final part of Round 1. A record number of women have been shown in this round, and we are down to the last few. Check out the rest in parts 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now let’s get down to business.

 

 

 

Bout #25

Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)

jinx johnson

 

VS

 

rosamund pike sexy

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

Okay…sigh…this is definitely the hardest match up yet. Both of these women are completely stunning.

Jinx kills it in that bikini, showing off her perfect body. (It is the incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry after all).

But Miranda looks just as jaw dropping, showing off a slightly more toned body. So what to do when faced with two perfect women and you can’t have both?

What’s worse is how both of them act so sexy and dress even sexier in their movies. This is quite a frustrating choice, but I think this one pulls out ahead.

 

 

Victor

Miranda-Frost

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Sorry Jinx fans, Miranda’s just got better hair and on top of being hot and sexy, there is a cuteness to her that draws me a bit closer to her than Jinx.

 

Bout #26

 

vesper

Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

VS

 

strawberry

Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)

 

This is another bout with 2 absolutely beautiful women.

Vesper’s job is to just look stunning in revealing dresses.

Strawberry has a smaller part, but acts very tough and sexy.

This is both a tough and easy decision.

 

Victor

vesper black dress

Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

Note that she probably only beats Strawberry for her consistently sexy attire. I just want to point this out just so as not to undermine how gorgeous and hot Strawberry Fields is.

 

 

Bout #27

 

Bond’s Lover (Skyfall)

bonds-lover

 

VS

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

This is an easy one. Bond’s Lover is just some chick he was banging while the world thought he was dead. She’s in it for like 10 seconds and you barely see her. She’s mostly just getting shagged in the shadows. She doesn’t even look attractive from the picture above.

And then there’s Severine and well…yeah…

 

 

Victor

severine

Severine (Skyfall)

 

 

Bout #28

 

Lucia (Spectre)

lucia

 

VS

 

madeline spectre1

Madeleine (Spectre)

 

Both of these women are very beautiful, but not overly so.

If I remember, Lucia is a cheating whore and gets murdered for it, and Madeline is the hard to get lay. While both of them are sexy looking, there is a clear winner.

 

Victor

madeline

Madeleine (Spectre)

 

And there we have it! All the women that Bond has banged (by my count) have duked it out. Next up is Round 2!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 1

James Bond is the reason STD’s exist. In the 24 movies he’s in, he’s banged a lot of women. He doesn’t even have to try usually. He just looks at them and they open up their legs. This gets a little ridiculous and almost comical at times. And if a woman turns him down, he just forces himself on her until she gives in, making for some rather uncomfortable scenes.

But anyway, we would all like to know if these chicks he’s doing are hot, and who are the hottest. It should be fun to flesh the women he’s done over the decades.

I will only be listing women he has done on camera or it’s been implied they had sex. Believe it or not, he still does a lot of sexual things with women but does not manage to go all the way for some reason. These girls shall not be included.

As I’ve said, he’s banged a lot of gals, so this is going to be the biggest tournament yet. And I have a feeling I missed a few girls, cuz there is so many it was getting hard to keep track.

But away we go!!!!

Bout #1

Sylvia Trench (Dr. No)

sylvia

 

VS

miss taro

Miss Taro (Dr. No)

Neither of these girls are particularly wowing, but they are attractive nonetheless. Trench looks great in the gorgeous red dress and Taro looks amazing glistening wet in a towel that just covers her tatas.

After some hard consideration, I think if Miss Taro dolled herself up in the way that Sylvia is, she would come out looking much better.

Victor

miss taro phone

Miss Taro (Dr. No)

 

Bout #2

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

honey ryder

VS

vida

Vida (From Russia With Love)

Both of these women are stunning and scantily clad, but it’s almost unfair that one shows up in a wet bikini, her long, wet hair flowing down her back and front. Vida is absolutely beautiful and has great body, but the girl with the sexy name and body to match it takes the cake.

Victor

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

 

Bout #3

 

Zora (From Russia With Love)

Zora1

VS

tatiana from-russia-with-love-1963-8

Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

This is an easy one. Despite the fact that Zora has a super skimpy top, she just cannot compare to the glowering beauty that is Tatiana.

Victor

tatiana-romanova

Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

 

Bout #4

 

 

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

Jill Masterson

VS

PussyGalore[1]

Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

Both women are attractive and both times they get banged is ridiculous. Bond breaks into Jill’s apartment to spy on Goldfinger and runs into her sun bathing on her balcony. Her first instinct is to F him. Whatever. She’s hot and has an amazing body.

Pussy, Bond pretty much rapes and it’s kind of weird, especially since they are in a barn. She’s hot too though and looks great with her shirt unbuttoned like that.

It’s a tough call, but this one seems to glow a bit more with radiant beauty.

Victor

jill masterson 2

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

 

Bout #5

Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

patricia

VS

fiona

Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

Both of these women are very beautiful, especially since they both appear to be on the slightly older side.

But if one must move on, Fiona takes it. Her large breasts, beautiful face and hair are just too irresistible.

Victor

fiona bath

Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

 

Bout #6

Domino (Thunderball)

domino

VS

aki

Aki (You Only Live Twice)

It’s really hard to find good pictures when they all come from movies, cuz so far I feel none of them have done them justice. But you don’t need great pics to realize how hot these two are. This is probably the toughest match in part 1 so far. Both of these women are stunning, but the bikini shot reveals a truly amazing body.

Victor

domino 2

Domino (Thunderball)

 

Well that’s 12 girls down. There are tons more to come! See you there!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey 03

 

 

Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

aaliyah sheer

Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!

Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Final

We have the two finalists battling it out here! See how they made it this far with the links posted here.

I’ve already explained to death how impossibly hot they are, so let’s just see some pics.

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Sara Jean Underwood

Let’s have a little fashion show. Let’s see what these beauties look like in lingerie!!

 

 

 

 

Wow, those are some hot ladies!

What about bikinis…those are always hot, right?

 

 

 

 

Meowsa!!!

What about costumes?

 

 

Those are painted on! Makes you wish she played Wonder Woman in the recent film. She seems not to be a big fan of dress up unfortunately, because we would all love to see her in some more outfits.

Sara definitely is, even into some cosplay. So she will have a few more pictures.

 

 

There is nothing sexier than a woman who likes to dress up, though dressing down might be more accurate.

And just because, here’s just a few more hot pictures of our finalists.

 

 

 

 

Okay, now the big decision…who is hotter?

This is really, really hard to choose. These are honestly the two hottest women on the planet, and each wants to be number 1.

But I have to give the winning spot to her.

Victor

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!

While both girls are perfect in every way, Sara’s got a more tone body, sexy blond hair, and always looks so diverse in her pictures, which somehow gives her this sweet and sexy personality, which if you are hot and a sweetheart, you’re golden. I suppose the endless amount of photos of her doesn’t hurt either.

Bottom line, she is the hottest person I have ever laid eyes on, or at least through a computer screen. I will never lay real eyes on her… So congratulations Sara on being named hottest woman on the planet!

And like always, I like to rank all the contestants in my own personal opinion, from least hottest to hottest. Though regardless of how well they did in the tournament or in my personal ranking, these 16 women are, as far as I know and/or am concerned, the hottest women on Earth. Ranking them will probably be harder than the one on one matches. Oh boy…

Anyway here they are, from least impossibly hot, to most impossibly hot. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.

 

#16

Kristen Stewart (Round 1)

Kristen Stewart Red Dress Side

 

#15

Brooklyn Decker (Round 1)

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#14

Kendall Jenner (Round 1)

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#13

Elizabeth Hurley (Round 2)

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#12

Katie Cassidy (Round 1)

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#11

Kim Kardashian (Round 2)