Tournament Of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Finals

At long last, we come to the finals. Many beautiful (and not so beautiful) women have battled it out from the numerous Adam Sandler films out there. And now we come to the final two hotties.

Take a look at all the other rounds here.

Let’s see who the hottest woman Adam Sandler has ever pretended to bang, or at least date or kiss or something like that, is.

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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Holly has defeated Linda (Wedding Singer), Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison), Vanessa (Big Daddy) and Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) in this tournament. Those are some beautiful women.

As I’ve said numerous times already, this actress doesn’t choose to flaunt her body, which is highly unfortunate, but I’ll give you what I can…

She is really, really beautiful, especially in her youth, but is still someone you wouldn’t pass up in her current age.

 

VS

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

To reach the finals, Palmer had to eliminate Roxanne (Grown Ups), Laura (Funny People), Alex (Chuck & Larry), and Katherine (Just Go With It). That’s a hot line-up, and she managed to prevail.

Fortunately, unlike Holly’s actress, Palmer’s is very much a model, so feast your eyes, good people.

This woman is, as they say, drop-dead-gorgeous.  Incredible body, big boobs, long legs, beautiful face, great hair, what’s not to like? Especially since all of these things are shown off exquisitely in her movie.

Holly is a stunning woman, and I can’t decide if I want to hug her or jump on top of her and do the bad thing, due to her huge  mixture of cuteness and hotness. She’s a very sexy woman, and is downright gorgeous.

The thing is, Palmer is all of those things as well, but even more so.

That’s why, the hottest leading lady in an Adam Sandler movie is…

 

Tournament Winner

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

This doesn’t really come as a surprise if you’ve seen my Impossibly Hot Women Tournament of Hotties, where Palmer’s actress, Brooklyn Decker, was a competitor. That tournament was essentially a grouping of 16 of the hottest women on the planet. But she did actually have some tough competition in here. But in the end, Palmer is just too friggin’ hot to touch.

 

And as a bonus (as usual), here are all the women ranked in my own personal order, from least hot, to hottest, as they appear in their respective films. The round they were eliminated in is in parentheses.

#39 Debbie Lustig (The Week Of) [Round 1]

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#38 Flor Moreno (Spanglish) [Round 1]

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#37 Jennifer (Eight Crazy Nights) [Round 1]

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#36 Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems) [Round 1]

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#35 Becca (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

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#34 Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love) [Round 1]

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#33 Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler) [Round 1]

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#32 Valerie Veran (Little Nicky) [Round 2]

patricia arquette

#31 Jill Hastings (Bed Time Stories) [Round 1]

keri russell

#30 Dawn (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

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#29 Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill) [Round 1]

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#28 Lucy Whitman (50 First Dates) [Round 1]

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#27 Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

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#26 Lauren Reynolds (Blended) [Round 1]

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#25 Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery) [Round 1]

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#24 Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler) [Round 2]

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#23 Layla Maloney (Big Daddy) [Round 1]

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#22 Linda (Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

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#21 Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore) [Round 1]

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#20 Vicki Vallencourt (The Waterboy) [Round 2]

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#19 Deborah Clasky (Spanglish) [Round 2]

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#18 Linda (Anger Management) [Round 3]

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#17 Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison) [Round 2]

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#16 Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six) [Round 2]

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#15 Laura (Funny People) [Round 2]

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#14 Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy) [Round 2]

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#13  Vanessa (Big Daddy) [Round 3]

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#12 Babe Bennett (Mr. Deeds) [Round 1]

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#11 Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) [Semi-Finalist]

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#10 Violet Van Patten (Pixels) [Round 3]

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#9 Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Runner-Up]

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#8 Roxanne Feder (Grown Ups/Grown Ups 2) [Round 1]

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#7 Heather (The Do-Over) [Round 2]

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#6 Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems) [Round 3]

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#5 Dalia Hakbarah (You Don’t Mess With The Zohan) [Round 1]

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#4 Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It) [Semi-Finalist]

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#3 Donna Newman (Click) [Round 2]

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#2 Alex McDonough (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry) [Round 3]

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#1 Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It) [Tournament Winner]

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And there you have it! We’ll see you next Tournament of Hotties!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s get into some true hotties!

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She is super sexy, and seems to be pretty easy. Definitely easy on the eyes in any case.

She’s so beautiful. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to have ever taken up modeling. What a waste.

 

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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The queen of red bras returns! Let’s see how she looks in other scant clothing!

Yeah…she’s hot. Her body is quite amazing.

So this battle of the blonds is a tough one, as both of these women are gorgeous, but one stands out regardless.

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

 

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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This beautiful alter ego is totally worth being tricked by, as long as you get a little action before she betrays you.

She’s an odd case. Sometimes she looks beautiful and sexy, other times not so much. She often looks kind of scary, like the real Wednesday from the Adam’s Family.

 

VS

Linda (Anger Management)

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She’s a good looking woman, but nothing mind-blowing. Let’s see if that changes in real life.

Interesting, both women in this bout can be meh or very hot. But which is hotter in their movie? This is an easy one.

 

Victor

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Aw, she’s so beautiful in this picture with that cute smile.

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

 

Alex Mcdonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

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Is there anything that can stop this beautiful woman? She’s already taken down two of the hottest women in the tournament. Let’s see why!

What a sexy gal!

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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Wow. Alex has her hands full with another stunning woman. (I wish she had her hands full of Palmer, am I right?)

What a body. What a mother fluffin body.

Alex has beaten some tough girls, not simply because she’s really hot, but also because she wears super sexy things in her movie. Palmer does also, like all the time. She’s in a tropical paradise and unfortunately, looks far more amazing in a bikini than Alex does in underwear. Alex, I’m sorry, but Palmer is better looking in every way.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got yet another threesome going on here!

 

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Another woman who viewers benefit for her being in a paradise.

Very beautiful!

 

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Another gorgeous woman, but how much so?

This woman is all kinds of sexy, what with her tight and toned body. Mmm…

 

VS

Julia De Fiore

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Julia has defeated more women in this tournament than any other, as she has come out on top of two other three-ways. Can she repeat this for her third?

 

So all three of these women are truly stunning. Believe it or not, Violet is the first to get knocked out.

And in second…Julia! While she dresses very sexy a lot in her movie, she just can’t compare to Katherine in a hula outfit. Well, actually, her lingerie scene is pretty incredible. But Katherine is better looking all around. Better face, hair, body, smile, all the works. Though Julia undoubtedly takes the cake for best butt in the tournament!

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got the hottest girls lined up for the semi-finals, so be sure to check it out!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1 and 2, and now let’s check out 10 more leading ladies from movies starring Adam Sandler!

 

Bout #11

Jill Hastings (Bedtime Stories)

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Looks like she’s got a nice body under that shirt, but that’s all. Could just be the picture though.

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Nah…not great.

 

VS

Laura (Funny People)

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Oh, she’s pretty! But careful, she’s a cheater! But good thing the Tournament of Hotties doesn’t judge by character morality!

No contest.

Victor

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Laura (Funny People)

 

 

Bout #12

Roxanne Feder

(Growns Ups/ Grown Ups 2)

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You have my attention Roxanne. How can you not, with those enormous boobs pushing open that dress? Who’s ever next is going to have a hard time beating this one.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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…Wow…

What we have here is like opposites…glorious opposites. Roxanne is the dark stunning hottie, against the shining white stunner. It’s a shame both of these women face off so early.

Palmer has youth on her side, and while her boobs don’t look as big as Roxanne’s, they are no slouches. Overall, Palmer is actually much better looking, and her hair is prettier too.

But I don’t want to see Roxanne go out without a bang, so let’s see what we can dig up.

Dang. It’s really a shame we won’t get to see more of her. But seeing as hot as Roxanne is, it really impresses just how hot Palmer is! I can’t get over how big her boobs are!

 

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #13

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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I never found Jennifer Aniston very attractive, but when she takes on the role of Katherine Murphy, she was absolutely beautiful, but how could she not be in those dubs? Her hair in that picture compliments her fantastically, not to mention that fantastic body. Dang that’s nice. Just Go With It happens to be my favorite Adam Sandler movie, and the fact that it stars two stunning bikini clad women is a major bonus!

Let’s see what unfortunate woman has to compete with Katherine’s incredible body!

VS

Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill)

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She’s not bad, but I’m going to be blunt and say she doesn’t come close to Katherine. Though it does look like she’s got a nice tight body.

 

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #14

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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Maru was a teacher who spent much of her life in prison for having an affair with one of her like-14-year-old students. That’s one lucky kid. Pretty sure all her students would bang her if given the chance.

We’ve all had teachers that we’ve wanted to bed, and I’ve gotta say, Maru doesn’t even come close to some of the teachers I’ve had. But I never managed to get any of them to put their job and freedom at risk. Sigh…

VS

Lauren Reynolds (Blended)

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Hmm, she looks familiar…

This is no contest.

Man…I feel like such a bully. Drew Barrymore had three chances to advance, and was knocked out each time.

Victor

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Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

 

Bout #15

Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler)

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I’ve never seen this movie, so I’m basing her off of a couple pictures. She’s okay. Nothing great, and she’s got more R’s in her last name than any name has business having.

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Don’t even have to think about this one.

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

 

A lot of hot women today! There’s just a few more, which we’ll get to in the next part! See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies: Round 1, Part 1

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

So here goes, Round 1 of the next Tournament of Hotties begins!

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

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Veronica is very beautiful and very sexy, the fact that she’s a third grade teacher makes her all the more sexy. Unfortunately her face is a bit…crunched? I don’t know. Something looks off with it, but it doesn’t detract to much from her hotness.

VS

Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore)

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Virginia is a beautiful woman but her all-business hair cut doesn’t really make her irresistible.

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See what I mean?

Though any woman presenting herself with lingerie and beer is pretty much a sure thing, especially with a great body like hers.

But while Virginia is beautiful, is Veronica was in that sexy get-up, I think most people would faint.

 

Victor

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Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

 

Bout #2

Linda (The Wedding Singer)

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Linda is an indecisive whore, who’s into hard, carefree men, or so it seems. She’s the persona of a 80’s metal chick and she’s probably very wild and experimental in bed. And she’s good looking, so…she’s desirable.

 

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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Holly is an easy lay, and that’s fine with us. She’s also quite hot and sexy, and always dresses the part. She seems to rather enjoy showing us her shoulders, which is fine, as they are gorgeous. Her curly hair drives me wild, and her face is beautiful.

 

Both women are hot, but this one is a no-contest…

 

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

Bout #3

Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She’s cute, but nothing spectacular. A kind and proper woman for the most part, except for falling in love with other men when she’s engaged to someone else. Bitch.

 

VS

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

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Yeah…she’s sexy. She does what she wants and takes what she wants, and you could only hope it’s you. Plus, she’s one heck of a mechanic!

This is easy.

 

Victor

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Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

 

Bout #4

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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Vanessa is an obviously hot blond and looks downright incredible in red bras. If you want to hold on to this hottie, best get yourself a five year plan. She does not discriminate with age.

 

VS

Layla Maloney (Big Daddy)

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Layla is beautiful and rocks the short hair quite well. She also has a great smile. Her voice can be a bit annoying, but since that has absolutely nothing to do with her looks, we won’t count that against her.

But poor Layla can’t stand up to hot, shirtless blonds, I’m afraid.

 

Victor

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Vanessa (Big Daddy)

 

 

Bout #5

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

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Oh boy… Well… it looks like she could be beautiful is she spruced herself up a bit. But she obviously has a ridiculous wild side, cuz she likes to bang demons. Or rather, half demons.

 

VS

Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love)

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This is the best picture I could find of her. She looks pretty here, but the rest of her pictures, not so much.

It doesn’t help that I have never seen this movie, and I haven’t seen Little Nicky in like 20 years, so I can’t remember anything about Valerie.

So upon further research into each movie, Lena really isn’t attractive at all, and Valerie has potential to say the least. I didn’t expect this but…

 

Victor

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Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

 

Okay! That’s it for part 1! There’s still lots of women to get through, so see you in round 1, part 2!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Finals

Here we are, the final bout of the hottest tournament to date.

16 of the hottest women I have ever seen competed with all their looks, so that only two remain. Let’s find out who the hottest cosplayer of all time is!

See the rest of the tournament listed here, and let’s get this going!

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Jessica Nigri

 

Two busty blond bombshells with big butts are competing here. It should get steamy.

Kristen has defeated Yaya Han, Joanie Brosas, and Jennifer Van Damsel, her large assets helping her win over some truly beautiful and sexy women.

 

Woo, very sexy.

She’s got a perfect body, which makes it tough for Jessica.

But she’s been against flawless before, such as Amy Thunderbolt, Ana Cheri, and Danielle Beaulieu, which is no easy feat!

Wow…just incredible.

Ironically, this is one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament. One of these women dominates over the other.

Kristen has a great body and nice big boobs and a butt to match. Her greatest flaw is her face, which isn’t all that great at times.

Jessica has no flaw. She’s is completely beautiful. Her face is gorgeous. She is hot, sexy, and cute all at once. Her boobs are full and sexy, better than Kristen’s, as well as her butt.

On top of this, she is one of the most gifted cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.

She is one of the hottest people on the planet.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And there you have it! We have our hottest cosplayer of all time!

 

And as always, the bonus of ranking them from least hottest to most hot (in my opinion). I will list what round they made it to in parentheses.

I hate ranking them, for I always feel guilty, since they are all so very, very hot.

But oh well, here goes.

 

#16 Leanna Vamp (Round 1)leeanna vamp wet wire

 

#15 Jordan Carver (Round 1)

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#14 Stella Chu (Round 1)

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#13 Kate Sarkissian (Round 2)

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#12 Joanie Brosas (Round 2)

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#11 Yaya Han (Round 1)

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#10 Jennifer Van Damsel (Semi-Finalist)

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#9 Kristen Hughey (Finalist)

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#8 Jannet Vinogradova (Round 1)

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#7 Kayla Erin (Round 1)

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#6 Kay Victoria (Round 2)

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#5 Beke Jacoba (Round 1)

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#4 Ana Cheri (Round 2)

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#3 Amy Thunderbolt (Round 1)

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#2 Danielle Beaulieu (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Jessica Nigri (Victor)

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Wow, this tournament could have gone a whole lot differently. All the hottest women were knocked out early, thanks to Jessica and Danielle.

It’s amazing that Jessica was up against the three hottest women next to her in the whole tournament. Her final bout was an easy win, ironically. That is a testament to her hotness!

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Semi-Finals

Welcome to the Semi-Finals. There are just four beautiful babes left. Four culled from 16 of the hottest women on the planet. Only two will make it out, so let’s find out who that will be.

Catch up with the rest of the tournament, links listed here.

Now let’s check out some gorgeous figures.

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kristen Hughey

 

Alright, we’ve got ourselves two large breasted beauties here. Let’s take a look at what else they’ve got, starting with Jennifer…

In addition to her large butt and boobs, she has a perfect body and beautiful face. I really like the pictures of her with little to no make up on. It allows you to see just how beautiful she really is.

Next up is the somewhat similarly sculpted Kristen!

What a beaut! Her shoots are very sexy.

 

And now for the hard part. Which of these gorgeous women should move on?

Man, it’s really hard to say.

Jennifer has a slightly prettier face, but Kristen’s hair compliments her better.

Both have nice big butts, but Jennifer’s is better. Her body is also slightly more toned than Kristen’s.

Kristen has slightly bigger boobs, and she looks downright incredible in a bikini.

This is a close one, but the winner’s pictures are more eye catching. In other words, if you saw these two women standing together, aside from the simple fact that seeing them automatically makes it one of the best days of your life, I feel most people’s eyes would be drawn a little more to this one.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

 

 

Danielle Beaulieu

Vs

Jessica Nigri

These two women are very important to me. Joanie Brosas is the reason I discovered cosplay. But I didn’t become all that interested in it until I discovered the second cosplayer I ever saw, Jessica Nigri.

This is when I realized how incredible cosplay could really be. She’s so talented and the costumes she makes are jaw dropping. But her body made it drop even further. Unlike Joanie, her boobs are massive, as well as having a flawless…everything.

My third cosplayer solidified the idea I had that Jessica was not alone, both in her talent, and her beauty. Danielle confirmed that there were others out there, other also incredibly talented at cosplay, and also incredibly stinking hot!

In short, Jessica and Danielle have made me a fan of cosplay, I love it thanks to them. And these two women also made me believe in love at first sight. They are that beautiful.

Anywho, enough with all that. Let’s see some pics! Here comes Danielle!

God dang. Her curves drive me crazy, on top of her everything else. She is the perfect specimen of the female body.

Does Jessica stand a chance against ultimate perfection? Let’s find out…

This supremely sexy woman can match Danielle’s flawless figure, it turns out. Not only is her body just as perfect, but her boobs are a bit bigger and she’s a slightly better costume maker, I’d have to say.

Overall, I’d say she is more beautiful and sexier than Danielle.

This one is very, very close. Probably the toughest decision yet, for they are both so perfect and hot. But it must go to her.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

Well there you have it folks! Kristen Hughey and Jessica Nigri will battle it out in the finals for the title of hottest cosplayer of all time!

See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 3

Welcome back to part 3. Check out the first two groups of girls to battle it out in parts 1 & 2, and here we are with another batch of beauties!

 

Bout #13

Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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VS

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Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)

Again, two beautiful women. Anya looks incredible in that dress. It shows us enough to make us want to see more, no matter what we have to do to gaze upon the rest of that amazing body. Jeez what a tease.

Corrine looks incredible in that night gown. And speaking of teases, check out this…

corrineLook at that dip.

This is her work attire!

How is that professional?

I want to work there!

 

 

And I really feel bad for Bond here. This is the ultimate test of a man. moonraker-roger-moore-and-corinne-clery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No mortal man would ever not look down at her chest at least twice in this conversation.

So we have a couple teasers with nice racks. Who is hotter? Why…this is quite easy. This woman is far more beautiful… almost irresistible even.

 

Victor

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Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

 

Bout #14

 

Manuela (Moonraker)

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VS

Holly Goodhead

Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

Neither of these woman really scream “hot!” and one I don’t find attractive at all. But both look good in what they are wearing, especially Manuela…that is a very sexy picture up there.

This is an easy pick.

 

Victor

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Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

 

Bout #15

 

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

(For Your Eyes Only)

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VS

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Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

This is a really, really tough one. Both of these woman are very beautiful. And the picture of the countess absolutely destroys the picture of Melina. If both women were displayed to you as they are in these pictures, every man would pick the countess I’m sure.

But Melina has a prettier face and also looks to be hiding quite a nice body.

Both of them have, great sexy hair as well.

When it all comes down to it, I think age plays the biggest deciding factor. Melina is much younger, and therefore just irks her way ahead. I wish I could see the Countess when she was younger…but still props to her for being a very hot older woman. We’d all love to reach inside that robe!

Victor

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Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

 

 

Bout #16

Magda (Octopussy)

 

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James-Bond: Maud Adams in "Octopussy"

Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

Well this is an annoying one. Both of these women are hot, but not by much. The really annoying part is that both of them are dressed so ridiculously sexy, showing off flawless bodies. It’s their faces that ruin these otherwise perfect specimens of woman.

Magda is absolutely stunning in that genie costume. Her body is tight and toned and looks like Bond could have quite the night with her.

Octopussy looks a bit older, but that robe is hiding something absolutely gorgeous. Her toned legs are some of the best I have ever seen, and what little is sneaking out of the robe looks to be like something we’d want to see more of.

 

What doesn’t help is all the sexy things Magda wears thoughout the movie, but I just don’t like her face at times. Dang it’s tough. Oh well, better go with.

Victor

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

 

Bout #17

 

Kimberly Jones (A View To a Kill)

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Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Both of these girls are okay. They are certainly good looking enough, but nothing special. It might be that smile Kimberly is giving that makes her face look not so great, and I don’t like Pola’s short hair.

But Pola has a much more beautiful face, and the fact that she’s naked doesn’t hurt, showing off what is most certainly an incredible body.

Victor

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Now that’s a much better smile than Kimberly’s.

 

Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Bout #18

 

May Day (A View To a Kill)

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stacy sutton

Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

This is an easy one. Stacy is a rather pretty woman, while May Day, sorry to say, looks like a man. Seriously, she reminds me of Wesley Snipes.

Victor

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Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

Well, there’s another 12 down, but there’s still a lot more to get through. See you in part 4!

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 2)

Welcome back to the tournament of impossibly hot women, where we will find in the end who the hottest woman on the planet is!

Catch up by checking out the links here.

And now… on with the next hotties.

 

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Elizabeth Hurley

First up is Sara Jean Underwood, who as far as I know, has contributed mainly just her body to the fine folks of Earth. And really, that is the best gift she could offer. As a PlayBoy model, there is literally no shortage of jaw dropping pictures of this woman. So here, check them out, or rather, check her out.

 

 

 

Oh my goodness gracious. If you didn’t notice, this woman is a flawless beauty. Her toned body, nice ASSets and breast, combined with her blond hair and gorgeous face make her something to be desired…for all eternity. Knowing you live on the same planet as this woman and not getting to be with her, let alone see her, is literally Hell on Earth.

Well we saw the gorgeous youthful blond, but what about the older, yet unwavering beauty of the brunette, Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s check out how she’s doing!

 

 

 

Age has done nothing to slow this woman down, as far as her looks are concerned. She is almost every bit as hot now as she was 20-30 years ago. And for a woman in her 50’s, that makes her about 10x hotter right there. She is a goddess in her own right, and we should all bow to her beauty.

So which of these two women is the hottest? The younger blond, or the more mature brunette. As much as I don’t want to say this, it is this one, no contest.

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

But seriously though. Elizabeth Hurley…super freakin’ hot…like… it’s baffling.

 

Next up is another brunette and blond!

 

 

Kim Kardashian

VS

Alexandria DeBerry

Starting off with Kim, you might have noticed that she has an amazing body from the picture above, or of the tons of bikini photos of her from Round 1.

There is no shortage of hot photos of her, since she basically makes a living off of being hot. So let’s take a look at some of her work, shall we?

 

No matter what she is wearing, what she is doing, from modeling to walking down the street, this sexy woman looks fabulous. She is always picture ready, as evidenced here. Though anything that shows off that amazing body is always preferred.

To add to her appeal, she loves costumes, which is just sexy as hell.

 

Just smokin’ all the time. God dang.

In contrast to Kim’s dark sexiness is the shining beauty of Allie.

 

 

Unfortunately there aren’t quite as many pictures of her, which is a shame, because she is just gorgeous. She doesn’t even have to wear anything sexy for her to catch your eye. Her long, bright blond hair and innocent, beautiful face could easily do that. But if you do see her scantily clad, that’s all the better, for her body is perfection. She has such amazing curves on top of having a nice butt and boobs and well… having a nice everything.

If Angels are real things, then Allie DeBerry is certainly one of them. She just looks so beautiful, yet so untouchably good, that it would be a sin to lay hands on her divine body. But that is something no one could resist doing I imagine. So maybe she is more the apple in the Garden of Eden than an angel.

So both women here are absolutely stunning, with or without clothing. But who is the hotter one? This is a tough choice, but it will have to go to…

Victor

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Alexandria DeBerry

Look at that. She took down Kim and her half sister. That is something not many people can say. Especially when pertaining to straight looks.

 

Well there you have it. The four hottest women on Earth are about to battle it out in the semi finals! Make sure to check it out!

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 1)

Welcome to Round 2! Check out Round 1 listed here. We have 8 women left standing to bash their beauty on our willing eyes! But only four will advance…who will it be?

 

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Jessica Alba

 

Let’s start with the unbelievably hot Megan Fox. She has been around for a while now, and has gotten nothing but hotter I think. She was recently in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and made the character of April O’Neil unbelievably sexy.

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Man, even in a yellow jacket and nothing revealing at all, she is smoking hot. I mean, seriously, she is just scratching her head and makes it seem like the sexiest thing on the planet.

In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, they really are kind to the viewers to give us this display of her.

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This picture is basically every man’s wet dream. In fact, the whole movie feels like it’s her posing and just being super hot. And in case this isn’t your wet dream, then maybe these are…

 

Her posture, her expressions, her body, all fabulous. What’s that? Her body is too covered in these shots? Perhaps you are right. Here ya go!

 

Perfection at it’s finest!!

 

I hope you didn’t spend yourself all on her, because next up is the beautiful Jessica Alba!

I first realized how impossibly hot she is in the movie Fantastic Four, where she is just absolutely glowing. It was after that I finally understood everyone’s obsession over her. That and when you see pictures like this, it’s hard not to be.

 

She’s another one who is gorgeous with her body covered, and drop dead gorgeous with it exposed. The fact that she seems to be a pure sweetheart adds to her hotness too! She has an amazing body, a beautiful face, and just a sexy aura about her.

So the only question is, who is hotter. Despite being presented with two women who shatter the hottie scale, this is a no brainer choice.

While both women are perfect in the looks department, particularly their bodies, this one just seems so much hotter somehow. Everything about her is far sexier, I don’t know why, but it is. And that is why she is the winner.

Victor

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Megan Fox

 

Don’t go away yet, two more hotties left to go!!

 

Angelina Jolie

VS

Joanie Brosas

Two long haired brunettes are next. Let’s take a look at the older, yet unfaltering beauty of Angelina Jolie.

The last movie I’ve seen her in was probably Mr. & Mrs. Smith, an awesome movie that is made better with just her mere presence in it. Mainly because she is so fine, and just so naturally over the top sexy.

And her wardrobe is killer in it.

 

This was the movie Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston to eventually marry her. I can’t say I really blame the guy. Acting like you are married to this hottie would only lead most men to strive to make that a reality.

Aside from all her movies, she is impossibly gorgeous just about all the time.

 

Her whole life has been one hot thrill ride for any who has laid eyes on her, and what I can only imagine as one of the greatest rides of all time if you got laid by her. Even her fake sex scenes show off that this woman would be something else in the sack. Well, here’s to dreaming!

And by the way, in the movie Alexander, you’ve never seen anyone look so good in a toga and other ancient articles of clothing.

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Next up is the long haired, tall and slender, jaw dropping hottie cosplayer Joanie Brosas. I know nothing about her except that she is really just amazingly hot.

 

So yeah, her body has not a flaw on it, or a single trace of fat for that matter. She is lacking in the boob department because of this, where Angie is not at all. But she makes up for it everywhere else.

Both of these women are so hot, I don’t know how to choose. To make it more difficult, while Angie played Lara Croft, Joanie cosplayed her.

Let’s see the comparison!!

 

 

Both girls wear Lara’s wardrobe quite nicely, but anyone with eyes would realize that Joanie has an unfair advantage for wearing a barely legal version of it.

So now it is time to decide.

This woman’s body is 110% perfect. Every little inch of her. Each curve. Her beautiful hair and that adorable, gorgeous face. Both women are astonishing, but this one shines through…

Victor

Joanie Brosas Ash Ketchum behind

Joanie Brosas

Well there you have it! Megan Fox and Joanie Brosas will face off in the semi finals!

Check out part 2 to see who will join them!!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Needs To Die

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I have had the misfortune the past few Sunday nights (I think it was that day) of being in the same room while my wife made herself become dumber by joining every other girl I know, and I am assuming half of the world’s female population, that is, I’m hoping it is no more than half, in watching the somehow successful Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

So successful thathglkkh…Sorry I just fell off my chair. I just looked it up.

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There are 12 seasons of this garbage. All I can ask myself is how? My faith in humanity and the future of this world died well over a decade ago, but I have been brought to new lows. This show is bad, and stupid, and really, really, bad. Oh and it’s also boring. So boring it should be banned from television and wiped from all the unfortunate souls who have seen or heard this.

I have only witnessed maybe a half hour collectively of the show since, I guess, season…cringe…12 started up, and within 10 seconds of listening to them drone on about literally nothing infuriates me to the point of wanting to burn down my house for having a television that had that show on stand in my living room. My house is tainted from the sound waves that carried the shows audio. That is something that you can not just wipe off people! It needs to be burned, and it needs to be purged and stomped from this earth. I need to burn the ashes of my house and then throw them in the ocean and evaporate said ocean with some amazing laser that delivers the direct heat of the sun and explodes…ok that’s enough.

It is just bad. For those lucky enough to have never seen it, or somehow managed to find wives and girlfriends who have not seen it, allow me to explain it. Don’t worry, it’s quite simple.

Imagine you, your siblings, and parents all have video cameras, which they probably do anyway. Now imagine someone was filming them ALL DAY with those cameras. Now edit them all together into an hour long show and whammo. You’ve got “Keeping Up With (Insert Last Name Here).” Oh yeah, but pretend you are millionaires, don’t have jobs or any real problems in your life.

I don’t know about you, but my life is not at all interesting enough to make a show about it, and I’m willing to bet yours isn’t either. But don’t let that stop you, because it sure didn’t get in the way of the Kardashians! Believe me when I tell you they do not have interesting lives at all.

AT ALL!!!!!!

Their lives are about as exciting as the color white

Let me take you through a few of the scenes I remember seeing, the few my memory did not repress completely. I would say spoilers ahead, but nothing happens in this show that anyone could possibly care about. But I obviously am wrong cause again, 12 seasons. Oh my god, I literally just got nauseous seeing that number again.

Hold on to your hats and hair extensions ladies and gentlemen, cause here comes the first scene in my scarred memory. Two of the girls sitting on the couch, and talking about…

EYE LASHES!

That’s right folks…eye lashes…I don’t remember the specifics of the conversation, but man, it had to last like around 2 minutes. That doesn’t sound like much, but 2 minutes of one conversation on television is a very long time. I had never been so bored in my life. I’d rather listen to two chickens cluck at each other every so often. It would have been more intelligent conversation than these two girls!

Girl on right is freaking out because she can’t see girl on lefts eyelashes. But maybe this is a good thing? Maybe her eye lashes are not worthy of television!!? Such is the mystery and draw of this show

 

Hey Reggie, do you think there is a god? And if so, why did he make everything taste like us? That really does not bode well for our survival…

And remember, I was not giving my full attention to this show. I was playing Pokemon on my 3DS or something in the same room, and suddenly I found myself wanting to jump in my game and strangle my Kanghaskan and his little baby in the pouch, that’s how aggravatingly boring it was.

Another part I remember is like an obscene amount of time spent on one of the women being so nervous about going to NYC for a fashion show or something. Oh no, it was an interview on some TV show. But one of them was nervous about a fashion show probably, don’t worry. Others complain about what to wear to such and such occasion, so and so didn’t defend her sister when someone disliked something on Facebook. You know, all the problems real people have, our day to day struggles just to get by and survive paycheck to check, if we even get one. Those problems somehow seem minute compared to our darling Kardashians. Clearly every viewer flocks to listen to them talk about the “problems,” so that they can feel better about their own. Our lives are so much better than these poor women that I feel truly blessed at how we benefit from the wealth in this country.

 

 

 

But to really sum up the show for you, here is what happens. They lounge around in their various mansions, talk, go out to some fancy restaurant while they talk about what they want to order. If we are really lucky, we get to watch them eat it too! And they talk in between mouthfuls of course.

Then they are back on their couches that probably cost more than my car, in their fancy clothes that cost more than my house, and guess what talk…or if they really want to change things up, they all sit around and look at Facebook on their cell phones. Now let me tell you, you have never seen anything quite so dramatic and fierce as a bunch of girls looking at phones…unless you went to school in the past 15 years or pretty much have gone to any social gathering in the same time frame.

Then to really stir the pot, someone’s boyfriend might show up, and then they either talk, or go out to eat. The suspense on which they will choose is nerve racking. I mean, it’s a complete toss up! Who knows!? And the best part is, maybe Kanye West, one of the worst rappers alive, and possibly the dumbest and most conceited man I have ever read about, maybe, just maybe, will show up. I really have no idea though. Spoiler free there!!!

The only okay thing about this show is that the 3, 4, 5…? starring girls, (not the mom and her husband trying to be a girl) are all rather pleasant to look at.