Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Finals!) [Champion Crowned!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout.

It’s down to the last two here. Vote for the hottest to make them the champ!

Check out everything leading up to his point, listed here!

Now let’s get to it!

 

Bulma Brief

Bulma is the first character you ever see in the Dragon Ball series, so it’s fitting she is here in the finals. She remains a prominent character throughout the entire series and has an even more prominent physique, usually showing off her figure in some way.

Now let’s see human imitations of her!

Very hot, human or drawing!

And here’s a bit of lesbian love!

 

Vs

 

Cocoa

 

Cocoa is probably the most minor character in the whole tournament, and here she is, going head to head with the most major female character in the show! There isn’t much on her, but there you go!

 

 

And the winner is…

 

Champion

Bulma Brief

The first character to ever appear in Dragon Ball is now officially the hottest! She has given us quite a show for more than two decades! So thank you Bulma, and especially the people who draw her and the women who cosplay her!

And  thanks to all who voted! See you next time!

 

And as promised, here is all the combatants, listed in my personal opinion of least hot to hottest…more or less.

 

#47 Leena

(Knocked out by Bulla in Round 1)

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#46 Sorrel

(Knocked out by Hop in Round 1)

sorrel

 

#45 West Supreme Kai

(Knocked out by Vados in Round 1)

west supreme kai 2

 

#44 Dercori

(Knocked out by Caway in Round 1)

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#43 Pan

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 1)

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#42 Rylibeu

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 1)

rylibeu 2

 

#41 Tights Brief

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 1)

dragon ball tights

 

#40 Oceanus Shenron

(Knocked out by Valese in Round 1)

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#39 Princess Snake

(Knocked out by Annin in Round 1)

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#38 Kusu

(Knocked out by Marcarita in Round 1)

dragon ball kusu sexy punk

 

#37 Marron

(Knocked out by Valese in Round 1)

marron

 

#36 Roasie

(Knocked out by Bikal in Round 1)

roasie 2

 

#35 Kale

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 1)

dragon ball kale angry and topless

 

#34 Mai

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 1)

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#33 Akana Kimidori

(Knocked out by Hasky in Round 1)

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#32 Fanfan

(Knocked out by Chi Chi in Round 1)

fan fan

 

#31 Colonel Violet

(Knocked out by Melee in Round 1)

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#30 Hop

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 2)

hop

 

#29 Angela

(Knocked out by Erasa in Round 1)

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#28 Miss Piiza

(Knocked out by Videl in Round 1)

dragon ball miss piiza large chest

 

#27 Hasky

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 3)

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#26 Cocotte

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Semi-Finals)

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#25 Ranfan

(Knocked out by Panchy in Round 1)

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#24 Panchy Brief

(Knocked out by Hasky in Round 2)

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#23 Melee

(Knocked out by Chi Chi in Round 2)

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#22 Caway

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 3)

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#21 Ribrianne

(Knocked out by Kakunsa in Round 1)

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#20 Kakunsa

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 2)

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#19 Bulla

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 2)

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#18 Valese

(Knocked out by Kefla in Round 2)

dragon ball valese tattered

 

#17 Bikal

(Knocked out by Caway in Round 2)

dragon ball bikal bikini butt

 

#16 Marcarita

(Knocked out by Heles in Round 2)

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#15 Vados

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 2)

dragon ball vados orange bikini

 

#14 Videl

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Round 3)

dragon ball videl torn up

 

#13 Erasa

(Knocked out by Videl in Round 2)

dragon ball erasa pants down

 

#12 Annin

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 2)

dragon ball annin skimpy

 

#11 Yurin

(Knocked out by Heles in Round 1)

dragon ball yurin tattered

 

#10 Heles

(Knocked out by Caulifla in Round 3)

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#9 Chi Chi

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 3)

dragon ball chi chi yellow bikini big booobs

 

#8 Launch (Purple)

(Knocked out by Launch ((Blond)) in Round 1)

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#7 Launch (Blond)

(Knocked out by Bulma in Round 2)

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#6 Cocoa

(Runner-Up)

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#5 Caulifla

(Knocked out by Cocoa in Semi-Finals)

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#4 Kefla

(Knocked out by Cocotte in Round 3)

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#3 Maron

(Knocked out by Android 18 in Round 1)

dragon ball marron tattered

 

#2 Android 18

(Knocked out by Bulma in Semi-Finals)

dragon ball android 18 open vest

 

#1 Bulma

(Champion)

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Truthfully, I think Android 18 is the best looking. But Bulma shows us so much more of herself so that she comes off far more appealing. We even get to see her boobs for a millisecond thanks to Krillin!

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 3) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out everything that’s happened listed here!

Now let’s finish off round 2!

 

Bout #9

 

Bikal

bikal 2

 

Vs

 

Caway

caway 2

 

Bikal is a sexy vampire-looking lady whose skin-tight leotard thing leaves little to the imagination.

She can suck on me any time!

While Bikal is the dark side, Caway seems to be more on the side of light.

Caway is both fierce and sexy, just like Bikal!

 

Victor

dragon ball caway lingerie

Caway

 

Bout #10

 

Hop

dragon ball hop belly

 

Vs

 

Cocotte

dragon ball cocotte

 

Hop is part cat, but really just a purple human with a slammin’ body and cat accessories. I’m willing to bet she has all the accessories we need for a good time however.

 

Cocotte is also a purple humanoid with large breasts and a skin tight Pride Trooper uniform. She too most definitely has an incredible body with all the goods under it.

 

Victor

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Cocotte

 

We have out final bout for round 2 up next! It’s time for another threesome!

Bout #11

 

Kefla

dragon ball kefla bikini

 

Vs

 

Bulla

 

Vs

 

Valese

 

Kefla is the stunning fusion of Dragon Ball babes Caulifla and Kale, clearly bringing out the best features of both.

 

Bulla is the beautiful daughter of Bulma and Vegeta who seems to age far faster than normal people ought to. Though being half-Saiyan, I guess she isn’t exactly normal.

She also seems to be into women…

 

Valese is Goten’s sexy date. She’s a ditz, but she’s kind and beautiful. But only one of those traits matter in this tournament.

And yes, she is with Bulla in that one picture above. So bonus points!

 

Victor

dragon ball kefla top up

Kefla

 

That’s it for round 2! Be sure to check out all the hottest girls in round 3!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 2, Part 1) [Winners Revealed!]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out the first round listed here!

Now let’s check out some ladies!

Bout #1

Bulma

Vs

Launch (Blond)

Bulma is the richest woman in the Dragon Ball world? Is she also the hottest?

Dragon Ball, Z, or Super, you can count on Bulma to turn some heads.

Launch is very beautiful as well, though the blond one will likely kill you and steal everything you own. But it’d be worth it for a night with her…

So which of these strong-willed, tough-as-nails women is hotter?

Victor

Bulma

Bout #2

Panchy Brief

VS

Hasky

Hasky-dragon-ball-females-32867981-500-376

Panchy’s looks never quit, as she hardly ages at all in all the years of Dragon Ball.

With her sexy tube-top, she’s always ready to serve up some food, or some lovin’! She’d probably do anything you asked just to make you happy, she’s that nice of a woman.

Hasky is a beautiful blond assassin and much younger than Panchy. Will this youth prevail?

Since she’s such a minor character, there isn’t much for me to show…

She’s like if Han Solo was a hot blond…

Victor

hasky 3

Hasky

Bout #3

Melee

melee 2

Vs

Chi Chi

Melee is a beautiful demon clad in a skin tight leotard thing. She’s a very minor character, so unfortunately there isn’t much to find for her…

Hell wouldn’t be so bad if you got to see her everyday. Though I suppose the torture would be she’d be standing just out of your reach.

Chi Chi may be all human, but she is as fierce as a demon, and also beautiful, but seems to be the only one in the show besides Krillin to age normally. Even so, she usually looks beautiful no matter what age.

Victor

Chi Chi

Bout #4

Annin

dragon ball annin

VS

Android 18

Annin is a beautiful Goddess of sorts who will do whatever it takes to protect the furnace she watches over. She also seems like she’d be a good wife, despite the fact that she’ll outlive any husband. But at least her beauty will shine on forever!

18 is an android who, as far as I can tell, is a stunningly beautiful woman who is completely human with the exception of having pesky human limitations like getting tired, aging, and physical weakness. So in other words, she’s perfect.

Victor

Android 18

Things are starting to heat up! Be sure to look for Round 2, part 2!

Tournament Of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Finals

At long last, we come to the finals. Many beautiful (and not so beautiful) women have battled it out from the numerous Adam Sandler films out there. And now we come to the final two hotties.

Take a look at all the other rounds here.

Let’s see who the hottest woman Adam Sandler has ever pretended to bang, or at least date or kiss or something like that, is.

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

holly sullivan 2

Holly has defeated Linda (Wedding Singer), Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison), Vanessa (Big Daddy) and Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) in this tournament. Those are some beautiful women.

As I’ve said numerous times already, this actress doesn’t choose to flaunt her body, which is highly unfortunate, but I’ll give you what I can…

She is really, really beautiful, especially in her youth, but is still someone you wouldn’t pass up in her current age.

 

VS

palmer and adam

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

To reach the finals, Palmer had to eliminate Roxanne (Grown Ups), Laura (Funny People), Alex (Chuck & Larry), and Katherine (Just Go With It). That’s a hot line-up, and she managed to prevail.

Fortunately, unlike Holly’s actress, Palmer’s is very much a model, so feast your eyes, good people.

This woman is, as they say, drop-dead-gorgeous.  Incredible body, big boobs, long legs, beautiful face, great hair, what’s not to like? Especially since all of these things are shown off exquisitely in her movie.

Holly is a stunning woman, and I can’t decide if I want to hug her or jump on top of her and do the bad thing, due to her huge  mixture of cuteness and hotness. She’s a very sexy woman, and is downright gorgeous.

The thing is, Palmer is all of those things as well, but even more so.

That’s why, the hottest leading lady in an Adam Sandler movie is…

 

Tournament Winner

palmer dodge

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

This doesn’t really come as a surprise if you’ve seen my Impossibly Hot Women Tournament of Hotties, where Palmer’s actress, Brooklyn Decker, was a competitor. That tournament was essentially a grouping of 16 of the hottest women on the planet. But she did actually have some tough competition in here. But in the end, Palmer is just too friggin’ hot to touch.

 

And as a bonus (as usual), here are all the women ranked in my own personal order, from least hot, to hottest, as they appear in their respective films. The round they were eliminated in is in parentheses.

#39 Debbie Lustig (The Week Of) [Round 1]

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#38 Flor Moreno (Spanglish) [Round 1]

Paz Vega-12

#37 Jennifer (Eight Crazy Nights) [Round 1]

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#36 Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems) [Round 1]

idina menzel

#35 Becca (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

kathryn hahn

#34 Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love) [Round 1]

Emily Watson Photos

#33 Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler) [Round 1]

melanie diaz

#32 Valerie Veran (Little Nicky) [Round 2]

patricia arquette

#31 Jill Hastings (Bed Time Stories) [Round 1]

keri russell

#30 Dawn (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

catherine bell

#29 Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill) [Round 1]

katie holmes

#28 Lucy Whitman (50 First Dates) [Round 1]

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#27 Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

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#26 Lauren Reynolds (Blended) [Round 1]

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#25 Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery) [Round 1]

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#24 Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler) [Round 2]

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#23 Layla Maloney (Big Daddy) [Round 1]

joey lauren adams

#22 Linda (Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

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#21 Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore) [Round 1]

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#20 Vicki Vallencourt (The Waterboy) [Round 2]

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#19 Deborah Clasky (Spanglish) [Round 2]

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#18 Linda (Anger Management) [Round 3]

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#17 Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison) [Round 2]

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#16 Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six) [Round 2]

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#15 Laura (Funny People) [Round 2]

leslie mann

#14 Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy) [Round 2]

eva martino

#13  Vanessa (Big Daddy) [Round 3]

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#12 Babe Bennett (Mr. Deeds) [Round 1]

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#11 Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) [Semi-Finalist]

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#10 Violet Van Patten (Pixels) [Round 3]

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#9 Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Runner-Up]

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#8 Roxanne Feder (Grown Ups/Grown Ups 2) [Round 1]

salma hayek

#7 Heather (The Do-Over) [Round 2]

paula patton open

#6 Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems) [Round 3]

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#5 Dalia Hakbarah (You Don’t Mess With The Zohan) [Round 1]

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#4 Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It) [Semi-Finalist]

jennifer aniston

#3 Donna Newman (Click) [Round 2]

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#2 Alex McDonough (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry) [Round 3]

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#1 Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It) [Tournament Winner]

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And there you have it! We’ll see you next Tournament of Hotties!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s get into some true hotties!

 

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She is super sexy, and seems to be pretty easy. Definitely easy on the eyes in any case.

She’s so beautiful. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to have ever taken up modeling. What a waste.

 

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

vanessa

The queen of red bras returns! Let’s see how she looks in other scant clothing!

Yeah…she’s hot. Her body is quite amazing.

So this battle of the blonds is a tough one, as both of these women are gorgeous, but one stands out regardless.

Victor

holly sullivan wedding dress

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

 

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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This beautiful alter ego is totally worth being tricked by, as long as you get a little action before she betrays you.

She’s an odd case. Sometimes she looks beautiful and sexy, other times not so much. She often looks kind of scary, like the real Wednesday from the Adam’s Family.

 

VS

Linda (Anger Management)

linda kissy

She’s a good looking woman, but nothing mind-blowing. Let’s see if that changes in real life.

Interesting, both women in this bout can be meh or very hot. But which is hotter in their movie? This is an easy one.

 

Victor

pam and deeds
Aw, she’s so beautiful in this picture with that cute smile.

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

 

Alex Mcdonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

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Is there anything that can stop this beautiful woman? She’s already taken down two of the hottest women in the tournament. Let’s see why!

What a sexy gal!

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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Wow. Alex has her hands full with another stunning woman. (I wish she had her hands full of Palmer, am I right?)

What a body. What a mother fluffin body.

Alex has beaten some tough girls, not simply because she’s really hot, but also because she wears super sexy things in her movie. Palmer does also, like all the time. She’s in a tropical paradise and unfortunately, looks far more amazing in a bikini than Alex does in underwear. Alex, I’m sorry, but Palmer is better looking in every way.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got yet another threesome going on here!

 

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Another woman who viewers benefit for her being in a paradise.

Very beautiful!

 

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Another gorgeous woman, but how much so?

This woman is all kinds of sexy, what with her tight and toned body. Mmm…

 

VS

Julia De Fiore

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Julia has defeated more women in this tournament than any other, as she has come out on top of two other three-ways. Can she repeat this for her third?

 

So all three of these women are truly stunning. Believe it or not, Violet is the first to get knocked out.

And in second…Julia! While she dresses very sexy a lot in her movie, she just can’t compare to Katherine in a hula outfit. Well, actually, her lingerie scene is pretty incredible. But Katherine is better looking all around. Better face, hair, body, smile, all the works. Though Julia undoubtedly takes the cake for best butt in the tournament!

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

We’ve got the hottest girls lined up for the semi-finals, so be sure to check it out!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1 and 2, and now let’s check out 10 more leading ladies from movies starring Adam Sandler!

 

Bout #11

Jill Hastings (Bedtime Stories)

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Looks like she’s got a nice body under that shirt, but that’s all. Could just be the picture though.

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Nah…not great.

 

VS

Laura (Funny People)

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Oh, she’s pretty! But careful, she’s a cheater! But good thing the Tournament of Hotties doesn’t judge by character morality!

No contest.

Victor

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Laura (Funny People)

 

 

Bout #12

Roxanne Feder

(Growns Ups/ Grown Ups 2)

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You have my attention Roxanne. How can you not, with those enormous boobs pushing open that dress? Who’s ever next is going to have a hard time beating this one.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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…Wow…

What we have here is like opposites…glorious opposites. Roxanne is the dark stunning hottie, against the shining white stunner. It’s a shame both of these women face off so early.

Palmer has youth on her side, and while her boobs don’t look as big as Roxanne’s, they are no slouches. Overall, Palmer is actually much better looking, and her hair is prettier too.

But I don’t want to see Roxanne go out without a bang, so let’s see what we can dig up.

Dang. It’s really a shame we won’t get to see more of her. But seeing as hot as Roxanne is, it really impresses just how hot Palmer is! I can’t get over how big her boobs are!

 

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #13

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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I never found Jennifer Aniston very attractive, but when she takes on the role of Katherine Murphy, she was absolutely beautiful, but how could she not be in those dubs? Her hair in that picture compliments her fantastically, not to mention that fantastic body. Dang that’s nice. Just Go With It happens to be my favorite Adam Sandler movie, and the fact that it stars two stunning bikini clad women is a major bonus!

Let’s see what unfortunate woman has to compete with Katherine’s incredible body!

VS

Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill)

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She’s not bad, but I’m going to be blunt and say she doesn’t come close to Katherine. Though it does look like she’s got a nice tight body.

 

Victor

katherine murphy

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #14

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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Maru was a teacher who spent much of her life in prison for having an affair with one of her like-14-year-old students. That’s one lucky kid. Pretty sure all her students would bang her if given the chance.

We’ve all had teachers that we’ve wanted to bed, and I’ve gotta say, Maru doesn’t even come close to some of the teachers I’ve had. But I never managed to get any of them to put their job and freedom at risk. Sigh…

VS

Lauren Reynolds (Blended)

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Hmm, she looks familiar…

This is no contest.

Man…I feel like such a bully. Drew Barrymore had three chances to advance, and was knocked out each time.

Victor

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Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

 

Bout #15

Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler)

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I’ve never seen this movie, so I’m basing her off of a couple pictures. She’s okay. Nothing great, and she’s got more R’s in her last name than any name has business having.

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Don’t even have to think about this one.

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

 

A lot of hot women today! There’s just a few more, which we’ll get to in the next part! See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies: Round 1, Part 1

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

So here goes, Round 1 of the next Tournament of Hotties begins!

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

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Veronica is very beautiful and very sexy, the fact that she’s a third grade teacher makes her all the more sexy. Unfortunately her face is a bit…crunched? I don’t know. Something looks off with it, but it doesn’t detract to much from her hotness.

VS

Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore)

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Virginia is a beautiful woman but her all-business hair cut doesn’t really make her irresistible.

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See what I mean?

Though any woman presenting herself with lingerie and beer is pretty much a sure thing, especially with a great body like hers.

But while Virginia is beautiful, is Veronica was in that sexy get-up, I think most people would faint.

 

Victor

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Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

 

Bout #2

Linda (The Wedding Singer)

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Linda is an indecisive whore, who’s into hard, carefree men, or so it seems. She’s the persona of a 80’s metal chick and she’s probably very wild and experimental in bed. And she’s good looking, so…she’s desirable.

 

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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Holly is an easy lay, and that’s fine with us. She’s also quite hot and sexy, and always dresses the part. She seems to rather enjoy showing us her shoulders, which is fine, as they are gorgeous. Her curly hair drives me wild, and her face is beautiful.

 

Both women are hot, but this one is a no-contest…

 

Victor

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Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

 

Bout #3

Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

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She’s cute, but nothing spectacular. A kind and proper woman for the most part, except for falling in love with other men when she’s engaged to someone else. Bitch.

 

VS

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

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Yeah…she’s sexy. She does what she wants and takes what she wants, and you could only hope it’s you. Plus, she’s one heck of a mechanic!

This is easy.

 

Victor

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Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

 

Bout #4

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

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Vanessa is an obviously hot blond and looks downright incredible in red bras. If you want to hold on to this hottie, best get yourself a five year plan. She does not discriminate with age.

 

VS

Layla Maloney (Big Daddy)

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Layla is beautiful and rocks the short hair quite well. She also has a great smile. Her voice can be a bit annoying, but since that has absolutely nothing to do with her looks, we won’t count that against her.

But poor Layla can’t stand up to hot, shirtless blonds, I’m afraid.

 

Victor

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Vanessa (Big Daddy)

 

 

Bout #5

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

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Oh boy… Well… it looks like she could be beautiful is she spruced herself up a bit. But she obviously has a ridiculous wild side, cuz she likes to bang demons. Or rather, half demons.

 

VS

Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love)

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This is the best picture I could find of her. She looks pretty here, but the rest of her pictures, not so much.

It doesn’t help that I have never seen this movie, and I haven’t seen Little Nicky in like 20 years, so I can’t remember anything about Valerie.

So upon further research into each movie, Lena really isn’t attractive at all, and Valerie has potential to say the least. I didn’t expect this but…

 

Victor

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Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

 

Okay! That’s it for part 1! There’s still lots of women to get through, so see you in round 1, part 2!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Finals

Here we are, the final bout of the hottest tournament to date.

16 of the hottest women I have ever seen competed with all their looks, so that only two remain. Let’s find out who the hottest cosplayer of all time is!

See the rest of the tournament listed here, and let’s get this going!

 

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Jessica Nigri

 

Two busty blond bombshells with big butts are competing here. It should get steamy.

Kristen has defeated Yaya Han, Joanie Brosas, and Jennifer Van Damsel, her large assets helping her win over some truly beautiful and sexy women.

 

Woo, very sexy.

She’s got a perfect body, which makes it tough for Jessica.

But she’s been against flawless before, such as Amy Thunderbolt, Ana Cheri, and Danielle Beaulieu, which is no easy feat!

Wow…just incredible.

Ironically, this is one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament. One of these women dominates over the other.

Kristen has a great body and nice big boobs and a butt to match. Her greatest flaw is her face, which isn’t all that great at times.

Jessica has no flaw. She’s is completely beautiful. Her face is gorgeous. She is hot, sexy, and cute all at once. Her boobs are full and sexy, better than Kristen’s, as well as her butt.

On top of this, she is one of the most gifted cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.

She is one of the hottest people on the planet.

 

Victor

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Jessica Nigri

 

And there you have it! We have our hottest cosplayer of all time!

 

And as always, the bonus of ranking them from least hottest to most hot (in my opinion). I will list what round they made it to in parentheses.

I hate ranking them, for I always feel guilty, since they are all so very, very hot.

But oh well, here goes.

 

#16 Leanna Vamp (Round 1)leeanna vamp wet wire

 

#15 Jordan Carver (Round 1)

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#14 Stella Chu (Round 1)

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#13 Kate Sarkissian (Round 2)

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#12 Joanie Brosas (Round 2)

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#11 Yaya Han (Round 1)

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#10 Jennifer Van Damsel (Semi-Finalist)

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#9 Kristen Hughey (Finalist)

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#8 Jannet Vinogradova (Round 1)

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#7 Kayla Erin (Round 1)

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#6 Kay Victoria (Round 2)

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#5 Beke Jacoba (Round 1)

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#4 Ana Cheri (Round 2)

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#3 Amy Thunderbolt (Round 1)

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#2 Danielle Beaulieu (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Jessica Nigri (Victor)

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Wow, this tournament could have gone a whole lot differently. All the hottest women were knocked out early, thanks to Jessica and Danielle.

It’s amazing that Jessica was up against the three hottest women next to her in the whole tournament. Her final bout was an easy win, ironically. That is a testament to her hotness!

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers, Semi-Finals

Welcome to the Semi-Finals. There are just four beautiful babes left. Four culled from 16 of the hottest women on the planet. Only two will make it out, so let’s find out who that will be.

Catch up with the rest of the tournament, links listed here.

Now let’s check out some gorgeous figures.

 

Jennifer Van Damsel

Vs

Kristen Hughey

 

Alright, we’ve got ourselves two large breasted beauties here. Let’s take a look at what else they’ve got, starting with Jennifer…

In addition to her large butt and boobs, she has a perfect body and beautiful face. I really like the pictures of her with little to no make up on. It allows you to see just how beautiful she really is.

Next up is the somewhat similarly sculpted Kristen!