Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 4

Check out parts 1, 2, and 3 to catch up, and without further delay here are 12 more women James Bond has had his way with.

 

Bout # 19

 

Linda (The Living Daylights)

linda

VS

kara milovy

Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

 

Neither of these women are particularly hot, though they are both attractive enough I suppose.

Linda looks amazing in that bikini, and she gets banged in such an absurd way…Bond simply parachutes onto her boat and she takes it as a gift from the heavens and bangs him…pretty dumb…but hey…good for Bond. Anyone who saw that body wouldn’t turn her down. But her hair and face I don’t find all that great.

Kara has a prettier face and hair style, and it looks like she has just as good a body as Linda.

If I were to pass either of these girls on the street, this one would catch my eye…

Victor

kara

Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

 

Bout #20

Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

pam

 

VS

lupe

Lupe Lamora (License To Kill)

This is another tough one. Both of these women are beautiful, but neither really stand out.

Though I don’t love Pam’s hair, she has a beautiful, strong face and looks simply amazing in that form fitting dress.

Lupe looks incredible in her dress as well, showing off plenty of cleavage. She as well has a beautiful face, but as a whole appears weak and frail, but sexy as heck. Normally I would go for Lupe hands down, but there is some aura about Pam that attracts me to her, like a dang bug zapper.

 

Victor

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Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

 

Bout #21

 

Caroline (Goldeneye)

caroline

VS

Natalya Simonova

Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

This is yet another bout where the two women are attractive but nothing fantastic, though one woman does look extra beautiful in these pictures.

 

Victor

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Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

 

Bout #22

 

Professor Inga Bergstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

cecile thomsen

VS

pariscarver

Paris Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Here we have two absolutely stunning women, one a gorgeous young blond, the other an older beautiful brunette. Despite both of these women being rather irresistible looking, there is a clear winner here.

 

Victor

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Professor Inga Bergstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Bout #23

 

Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

Wai Lin [Tomorrow Never Dies]

VS

molly

Dr. Molly Warmflash

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Both of these women are beautiful, one young and one older. The older isn’t all that great I suppose, but when she gets stripped down to her underwear, she looks incredible. Sadly, I can’t find any decent pictures of her.

There is one clear winner here.

 

 

Victor

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Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

 

Bout #24

 

Elektra King (The World Is Not Enough)

elektra king

VS

denise Richards jones

Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Both of these women are gorgeous and both act extremely sexy in the movie, Elektra throwing herself at Bond, while Christmas played hard to get. To make matters worse, (or better), they both dress as sexy as they act, each looking jaw dropping and amazing in everything they wear.

elektra king and bond

I mean look how sexy this is. Even though Bond is about to be killed, I really don’t think he has much to complain about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Despite the sexy hotness both of these ladies bring, there is an easy victor here.

 

Victor

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Well that’s it for this part. Look for part 5 where we will finally showcase the last few women that Bond gave it to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 3

Welcome back to part 3. Check out the first two groups of girls to battle it out in parts 1 & 2, and here we are with another batch of beauties!

 

Bout #13

Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

anya

VS

corrine dufour

Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)

Again, two beautiful women. Anya looks incredible in that dress. It shows us enough to make us want to see more, no matter what we have to do to gaze upon the rest of that amazing body. Jeez what a tease.

Corrine looks incredible in that night gown. And speaking of teases, check out this…

corrineLook at that dip.

This is her work attire!

How is that professional?

I want to work there!

 

 

And I really feel bad for Bond here. This is the ultimate test of a man. moonraker-roger-moore-and-corinne-clery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No mortal man would ever not look down at her chest at least twice in this conversation.

So we have a couple teasers with nice racks. Who is hotter? Why…this is quite easy. This woman is far more beautiful… almost irresistible even.

 

Victor

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Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

 

Bout #14

 

Manuela (Moonraker)

manuela Moonraker-367

VS

Holly Goodhead

Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

Neither of these woman really scream “hot!” and one I don’t find attractive at all. But both look good in what they are wearing, especially Manuela…that is a very sexy picture up there.

This is an easy pick.

 

Victor

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Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

 

Bout #15

 

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

(For Your Eyes Only)

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VS

melina-havelock

Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

This is a really, really tough one. Both of these woman are very beautiful. And the picture of the countess absolutely destroys the picture of Melina. If both women were displayed to you as they are in these pictures, every man would pick the countess I’m sure.

But Melina has a prettier face and also looks to be hiding quite a nice body.

Both of them have, great sexy hair as well.

When it all comes down to it, I think age plays the biggest deciding factor. Melina is much younger, and therefore just irks her way ahead. I wish I could see the Countess when she was younger…but still props to her for being a very hot older woman. We’d all love to reach inside that robe!

Victor

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Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

 

 

Bout #16

Magda (Octopussy)

 

magda

VS

James-Bond: Maud Adams in "Octopussy"

Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

Well this is an annoying one. Both of these women are hot, but not by much. The really annoying part is that both of them are dressed so ridiculously sexy, showing off flawless bodies. It’s their faces that ruin these otherwise perfect specimens of woman.

Magda is absolutely stunning in that genie costume. Her body is tight and toned and looks like Bond could have quite the night with her.

Octopussy looks a bit older, but that robe is hiding something absolutely gorgeous. Her toned legs are some of the best I have ever seen, and what little is sneaking out of the robe looks to be like something we’d want to see more of.

 

What doesn’t help is all the sexy things Magda wears thoughout the movie, but I just don’t like her face at times. Dang it’s tough. Oh well, better go with.

Victor

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

 

Bout #17

 

Kimberly Jones (A View To a Kill)

kim jones

VS

pola A-View-to-a-Kill-452

Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Both of these girls are okay. They are certainly good looking enough, but nothing special. It might be that smile Kimberly is giving that makes her face look not so great, and I don’t like Pola’s short hair.

But Pola has a much more beautiful face, and the fact that she’s naked doesn’t hurt, showing off what is most certainly an incredible body.

Victor

pola
Now that’s a much better smile than Kimberly’s.

 

Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Bout #18

 

May Day (A View To a Kill)

may day

VS

stacy sutton

Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

This is an easy one. Stacy is a rather pretty woman, while May Day, sorry to say, looks like a man. Seriously, she reminds me of Wesley Snipes.

Victor

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Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

Well, there’s another 12 down, but there’s still a lot more to get through. See you in part 4!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 2

And here we are continuing the long list of women James Bond has had his way with. If you missed the first 12 girls duke it out, you can catch up here

 

Bout #7

Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

helga

VS

tracy majesty

Tracy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

This is another tough one. Both women are very beautiful, Tracy even being the only woman to ever make Bond become a one woman man…for about 30 seconds. But when someone points a gun at you wearing that, it’s easy to see why Bond married her.

Helga has a sexy aura about her, and you can tell she’s got big boobs the way they are trying to burst through that loose top.

Tracy has a certain cuteness about her, like you want to cuddle with her after one go, whereas Helga would keep you busy all night. It’s tough but…

Victor

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Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

 

Bout #8

 

Ruby Windsor

(On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

ruby

VS

nancy

Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

Bond finds himself in his dream paradise in this film…an all girls…shall we say academy…where he does his utmost to bang them all. Of these two women, there is no question who the hotter one is…

Victor

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Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

Bout #9

Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)

tiffany case

VS

miss caruso

Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

Tiffany Case is somehow the only woman Bond has his way with in Diamonds Are Forever. This is probably because she is constantly wearing something sexy to keep her attention.

It’s hard to resist a woman constantly showing off her body, even if she isn’t that great looking. Though it might just be her hair. If it wasn’t all permed up she would probably be a lot hotter.

Miss Caruso is just some chick Bond’s banging in the beginning of the movie who quickly hides in a closet before going away, but not before showing off some sort of beauty.

Victor

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Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #10

 

Rosie (Live and Let Die)

rosie

VS

solitaire

Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

Rosie has a nicely toned body that looks amazing in that bikini.

The long haired beauty that is Solitaire looks astounding in that white dress, all tied up and sexy looking. This is an easy one.

Victor

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #11

 

 

Andrea Anders

(Man With The Golden Gun)

andrea1

VS

mary goodnight

Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

Both of these women are beautiful, but not overly so.

Andrea is a bit older, which makes her that much hotter, especially the way she’s killing it in that dress.

But Mary shows off a body that is completely flawless, making a bikini the only natural article of clothing she can wear that isn’t criminally offensive, for it is certainly a crime for her not to show us that amazing body. She also is just better looking overall.

 

Victor

mary goodnight 2

Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

 

Bout #12

Log Cabin Girl (The Spy Who Loved Me)

log cabin girl

VS

arab beauty

Arab Beauty (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

Hoo boy! Two unamed hotties that just appear for a quick shag. Both women are attractive, but despite not being naked like the log cabin girl, the Arab is showing off a lot more skin and looks sexy beyond belief.

Victor

arab beauty rose

Arab Beauty

 

That’s it for part 2. See you for part 3!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 1

James Bond is the reason STD’s exist. In the 24 movies he’s in, he’s banged a lot of women. He doesn’t even have to try usually. He just looks at them and they open up their legs. This gets a little ridiculous and almost comical at times. And if a woman turns him down, he just forces himself on her until she gives in, making for some rather uncomfortable scenes.

But anyway, we would all like to know if these chicks he’s doing are hot, and who are the hottest. It should be fun to flesh the women he’s done over the decades.

I will only be listing women he has done on camera or it’s been implied they had sex. Believe it or not, he still does a lot of sexual things with women but does not manage to go all the way for some reason. These girls shall not be included.

As I’ve said, he’s banged a lot of gals, so this is going to be the biggest tournament yet. And I have a feeling I missed a few girls, cuz there is so many it was getting hard to keep track.

But away we go!!!!

Bout #1

Sylvia Trench (Dr. No)

sylvia

 

VS

miss taro

Miss Taro (Dr. No)

Neither of these girls are particularly wowing, but they are attractive nonetheless. Trench looks great in the gorgeous red dress and Taro looks amazing glistening wet in a towel that just covers her tatas.

After some hard consideration, I think if Miss Taro dolled herself up in the way that Sylvia is, she would come out looking much better.

Victor

miss taro phone

Miss Taro (Dr. No)

 

Bout #2

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

honey ryder

VS

vida

Vida (From Russia With Love)

Both of these women are stunning and scantily clad, but it’s almost unfair that one shows up in a wet bikini, her long, wet hair flowing down her back and front. Vida is absolutely beautiful and has great body, but the girl with the sexy name and body to match it takes the cake.

Victor

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

 

Bout #3

 

Zora (From Russia With Love)

Zora1

VS

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Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

This is an easy one. Despite the fact that Zora has a super skimpy top, she just cannot compare to the glowering beauty that is Tatiana.

Victor

tatiana-romanova

Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

 

Bout #4

 

 

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

Jill Masterson

VS

PussyGalore[1]

Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

Both women are attractive and both times they get banged is ridiculous. Bond breaks into Jill’s apartment to spy on Goldfinger and runs into her sun bathing on her balcony. Her first instinct is to F him. Whatever. She’s hot and has an amazing body.

Pussy, Bond pretty much rapes and it’s kind of weird, especially since they are in a barn. She’s hot too though and looks great with her shirt unbuttoned like that.

It’s a tough call, but this one seems to glow a bit more with radiant beauty.

Victor

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Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

 

Bout #5

Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

patricia

VS

fiona

Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

Both of these women are very beautiful, especially since they both appear to be on the slightly older side.

But if one must move on, Fiona takes it. Her large breasts, beautiful face and hair are just too irresistible.

Victor

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Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

 

Bout #6

Domino (Thunderball)

domino

VS

aki

Aki (You Only Live Twice)

It’s really hard to find good pictures when they all come from movies, cuz so far I feel none of them have done them justice. But you don’t need great pics to realize how hot these two are. This is probably the toughest match in part 1 so far. Both of these women are stunning, but the bikini shot reveals a truly amazing body.

Victor

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Domino (Thunderball)

 

Well that’s 12 girls down. There are tons more to come! See you there!