Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 1 (Part 3)

Okay everybody, let’s jump right to the hotties! But if you need to, check out Round 1 Part 1, and Part 2.

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Ciara Hanna

First off in Round 1 Part 3 are two of the hottest blondes you will likely ever lay eyes on. The hard part today is to decide which is hotter.

Let’s start with Sara. I first laid eyes upon this gorgeous woman when I was looking up something about one of the new Star Wars movies, and by some miracle, I came across this picture.

Sara-Jean-Underwood-Padme-Amidala-Cosplay-1Now it is not every day you find someone who looks hotter than Natalie Portman did in the same costume. I immediately fell in love with this woman. To my great delight, pictures such as these were attached to this one…

My first thought was she was a cosplayer, until I saw the car wash photos. That led me to believe she was a beautiful person who had an outstanding body that she loved to show off, and did so in a charitable way, while also conveniently having a bunch of friends who didn’t mind dressing super scantily and washing cars at the same time either. This provided a great service to their customers, who not only went home with a clean car, but an erection as well! What nice girls!!

Well obviously this must be some kind of fundraiser of sorts with Star Wars somehow involved. Whatever the reason, I decided to look more into this girl that had me so entranced. Was it because of her perfect body, beautiful face and charitable, helpful character, or was it because I love Star Wars just as much as nice, beautiful women? Perhaps putting both together was a match made in a heaven?

Anyway, this is what I found.

Turns out she’s a PlayBoy model. Having never looked at one of those magazines, I must admit, I am curious if they all look as good as her. But I seriously doubt it. This girl has an absolutely superb body, and a face that looks kind, sweet and fun. She looks like the type of girl you could get lost with all night, and then bring home to meet your mother. Until what she does for a living comes up anyway.

Oh and in case you were wondering, she looks amazing as Leia too.

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Eat your hearts out…

 

 

 

Next we have an equally beautiful and precious looking woman, Ciara Hanna, making her second appearance in a Tournament Of Hotties, but this time as herself and not as a character she played. Which is exactly how I came to learn about her. She was the yellow ranger in the Power Rangers: Megaforce series. She was really quite beautiful in the show, but it wasn’t until I was looking up pictures of her for the first Tournament of Hotties that I learned she is one of the most beautiful, sexy, cute, gorgeous, adorable, sweet, amazing…I’m running out of adjectives. Enough jibber jabber, just look at some pictures of her…

Oh man, she just looks like the biggest sweetie and sex muffin! I don’t know if I want to hug her or do something more private. But let’s face it. We’d all pick both. Another girl you would take home to meet the family, but you couldn’t wait to live so you could have your way with her.

Everything about her is so perfect and sexy, yet cute and sweet. But what really gets me is when those sexy lips placed upon that beautiful face curve into a smile.

I love her sexy, wavy hair too…and her eyes…everything…

This might be one of the hardest to choose from in the tournament thus far. It seems a crime that one of these perfect blondes must be eliminated, but I must persevere and choose one.

 

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

 

Moving away from blondes, we have two brunettes in the running!

Elizabeth Hurley

VS

Kristen Stewart

 

elizabeth_hurley_07The tall, slender large breasted woman known as Elizabeth Hurley may be one of my earliest crushes. I first saw her in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, where her sexy accent and perfect body charmed the pants off of everyone. The humorous censor scenes, aside from making me laugh, just showed how hot this woman was, not to mention how big her boobs are. Everything from her hair down to her futuristic styled boots is enough to make anyone start drooling. You really couldn’t blame Austin for trying to “shag” her the whole movie. No one else would be able to resist her either.

But it wasn’t until I saw Bedazzled that I considered her one of the most beautiful women on the planet, for she is so impossibly hot. In this movie, she plays the Devil. And this fact alone makes it an interesting movie. If the Devil looked like this…

then I am willing to bet just about everyone would sell their soul to her. The torture would be the “look but don’t touch rule” on this babe for all eternity. As you can tell, Elizabeth is nothing short of perfection. Ugh…just look at that body. Beautiful…so slim and toned…she’s as hot as the fires of hell…I know…I know…I had to say it.

She is getting on in years now, which is a blow to us all, but even still she looks nothing short of fabulous.

Any sane person would jump at the chance to get in on some of that, 20 years ago or now.

 

Next up is Kristen Stewart. I imagine I discovered her the same time everyone else in the world did. I remember it all too clearly. I visited my buddy in college and we were bored one night so we decided to go down to the auditorium where they were having a movie night. It was some movie none of us ever heard of, but we figured we’d watch it anyway. When we walked into the auditorium, I immediately noticed we were the only guys in there, never a good sign.

That’s right, you guessed it. That movie was Twilight. We had never heard of it and never knew it was this huge book/movie business. Anyway, the movie was basically awful. Except for the lead actress, Kristen. She was a hottie. She made most of the movie somewhat enjoyable just because of her looks. But after the movie ended, I forgot all about her until years later when I saw some pictures of her. It may have been these ones in fact.

She had become older and more mature and something about her just blew me away. Yeah, she has a perfect body, no doubt, sexy attitude and hot hair, but that isn’t what really gets me, it’s that face of hers. It is just so entrancing and wonderful.

I just can’t explain it, it just makes my heart melt. Maybe it’s because she dresses most of the time in regular clothing, and looks like a normal person most of the time, not some big shot celebrity. I don’t know. I don’t think I have a “type.” Maybe she’s it?

And speaking of the way she dresses, she looks amazing in everything. No matter what she dons, she is just tipping over the hottie scale.

Wow, she is just a steaming hottie, hot enough to take on the Devil herself. I don’t know what it is, it might be all her vampirey witch craft or whatever, but she definitely has me under some spell.

And she’s bisexual, which is huge points in my book.

So which of these two perfect women is hotter? It’s hard to say. Kristen is more my age, so maybe that’s why I feel some weird cyber connection with her. Elizabeth Hurley is much older, but still competes with Kristen any day. Decisions, decisions. I will have to give it to…

Victor

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Elizabeth Hurley

Sara Jean Underwood and Elizabeth Hurley move on to Round 2! Their victories are bitter sweet, for Ciara and Kristen both are such sweet contestants I could totally get along with.

See you next time for the conclusion of Round 1!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 5 (Finals)

Here we are, after many long weeks, at last we have made it to the finals! Check out the entire tournament here, the links are listed.

Three beautiful women have made it to the finals, due to an uneven amount of competitors, but that will just make this all the more fun. Coincidentally, the three finalists are also the three hottest rangers of all time. Somehow they did not face off against each other until this exciting bout, which is going to make this even more fun.

Instead of listing and talking about them and then picking the winner, I am just going to go ahead and announce the positions in which they will place.

Second Runner-Up

 

Gia (MegaForce/Super Megaforce)

Congratulations to Gia. She is unbelievably hot and sweet, literally everything about her can be described as such. I love watching her, and love looking at pictures of her even more. So here are some for your viewing pleasure.

 

My god, she is perfect, her personality, her body her looks, all perfect. You would be hard pressed to find a better looking woman than this one, yet we have two…

 

Runner-Up

 

Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

The fight between Gia and Ashley was a tough one. Both have perfect bodies and personalities, and are extremely sexy without even trying. I suppose what gave Ashley the edge is the fact that she dressed sexier in her seasons.

 

No matter what she wears, what her hairs like, how old she is, she is just plain beautiful. She has an aura of sexiness about her that is accidental I think. She is just amazing in every way, and the biggest sweetheart in the show and to her fans. Unfortunately she doesn’t seem to like to pose for pictures with in revealing outfits, but just watch the show to get your fix.

Victor

 

Lily (Jungle Fury)

And here you are folks! Our winner. There was never any dispute about it. As soon as I watched her season, I knew she would be the hottest ranger of all time. She just gushes hot, sexy, adorable, kind, etc.. She is perfect in every way. She is the perfection of both Gia and Ashley combined. Like those two are androids 17 & 18 and Lily is Cell and absorbed them to become the perfect woman. Weird analogy but whatever.

 

Absolutely gorgeous. She apparently does quite a few nude scenes too, so that’s a dream come true for anybody who grew up with a crush on her. That’s something people can’t really say no to. She is beautiful in every way, shape or form and absolutely deserves to be the winner.

Thanks for checking out the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers. I hope you enjoyed it. And as a small bonus, I will list all the rangers now from who I think is worst looking to best looking for a bit of extra fun to see how hot I find them as opposed to how far they made it in the tournament itself.

We have 33 girls, so I’ll get right to it! The round in the parentheses indicates how far they made it.

#33 Gemma-Silver R.P.M. Ranger (Round 1)

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#32 Z-Yellow S.P.D. Ranger (Round 1)

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#31 Mia-Pink Samurai Ranger (Round 1)

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#30 Vida-Pink Mystic Ranger (Round 1)

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#29 Kendrix-First Pink Galaxy Ranger (Round 1)

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#28 Trini-First Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Ranger (Round 1)

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#27 Dana-Pink LightSpeed Ranger (Round 1)

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#26 Kelsey-Yellow LightSpeed Ranger (Round 2)

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#25 Summer-Yellow R.P.M. Ranger (Round 2)

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#24 Shelby-Pink Dino Charge Ranger (Round 1)

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#23 Madison-Blue Mystic Ranger (Round 2)

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#22 Katie-Yellow Time Force Ranger (Round 1)

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#21 Aisha-Second Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Ranger (Round 1)

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#20 Cassie-Second Pink Turbo Ranger/Pink Space Ranger (Round 1)

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#19 Rose-Pink Overdrive Ranger (Round 1)

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#18 Tanya-Yellow Zeo/First Yellow Turbo Ranger (Round 2)

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#17 Kendall- Purple Dino Charge Ranger (Round 2)

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#16 Emily-Yellow Samurai Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#15 Kira-Yellow Dino Thunder Ranger (Round 2)

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#14 Alyssa-Pink Wild Force Ranger (Round 1)

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#13 Tori-Blue Ninja Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#12 Syd-Pink S.P.D. Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#11 Kat-Second Pink Mighty Morphin’ Ranger/Pink Zeo Ranger/First Pink Turbo Ranger (Round 2)

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#10 Taylor-Yellow Wild Force Ranger (Round 2)

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#9 Maya-Yellow Galaxy Ranger (Round 2)

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#8 Jen-Pink Time Force Ranger (Semifinalist)

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#7 Ronny-Yellow Overdrive Ranger  (Round 2)

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#6 Karone-Second Pink Galaxy Ranger (Semifinalist)

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#5 Emma-Pink Mega Ranger (Round 1)

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#4 Kimberly-First Mighty Morphin’ Pink Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#3 Gia-Yellow Mega Ranger (Second Runner Up)

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#2 Ashley- Second Yellow Turbo Ranger/Yellow Space Ranger (Runner Up)

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#1 Lily-Yellow Jungle Ranger (Winner)

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And there you have it…all the rangers from least hot to most hot.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!!

Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 4 (Semifinals)

Welcome to the semifinals! We are down to the last five girls and things are about to get hot! If you need to catch up on the whole tournament, all the links are listed here. And without further ado, here we go!

 

First Match

 Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

VS

Karone (Lost Galaxy)

Here to start off the first match are two incredible beauties!

First off is Ashley, the midriff exposing sweetheart who I am pretty sure comes off super sexy accidentally. Her sweet and caring personality does not match up with the way she dresses, but the result is someone we all fall in love with. I seriously want to marry her.

No matter what she is doing or what she is wearing, my heart just melts for her. Needless to say, my crush on Kimberly was well forgotten when this babe came on scene. There is a bit of an age gap between us, so any other kids in the 90’s like me, don’t worry, she is just as hot today if not hotter.

Dear god, look at her, still a perfect body, amazing hair, gorgeous beautiful face, she is perfect, from her teens to however old she is now. I am extremely jealous of that kid in the one picture. I want to go to a Power Rangers convention and meet her.

And as a bonus, check out this picture!tracy hot 3.jpg

This is like my greatest dream. Gia and Ashley side by side. I wish I was the photographer here, I really do. Ashley’s actress gives the significantly younger and perfect specimen of female Gia a run for her money. That blows my mind.

And speaking of women still hot as they age…here’s Karone.

Man, she’s another gorgeous woman in her older age. Beautiful face with a perfect smile to match her perfect body. She has been quite a hottie her whole life, and I am extremely jealous of both these women’s husbands, assuming they are both married.

Here are some more pictures of Karone in her post Power Rangers life.

God dang, she is gorgeous, no matter what age. That is what makes these two semifinalists, they have an undying beauty, but only one must move on, and the choice for me is quite easy actually. Karone is nothing less than perfect, but Ashley is beyond perfect.

Farewell Karone

 

Victor-Ashley

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Second Match

Jen (Time Force)

VS

Lily (Jungle Fury)

Boy, for this being the semifinals, these bouts are much easier than the quarterfinals. Though both of these next two women are nothing short of hot, gorgeous, beautiful, whatever word you want yo use, there is one clear winner. But before I tell you which one that is, let’s see some pictures!

First off is the tough yet sweet hottie Jen.

Though a rather conservative dresser, she is knockout in everything she wears, especially in those skirts of hers. She is truly a thing of beauty. And did I mention she has such a sweet, heartwarming smile?

She is so adorable, it’s ridiculous. Though under all that cuteness is a raging hotness that drives us all crazy.

Next we have the master of cute and hot, Lily.

No matter what this fine female wears, whether it is a simple shirt, or a bare all dress, Lily looks stunning in it. Everything she does seems so sweet and gentle, yet at the same time, it’s so erotic and sexy, almost hypnotizing. Each of these pictures depicts a different facial expression of hers, and they all do a fine job of showing off her potential to be cute, hot or sexy. There is just one expression not here, but that’s because a guy would have to be there to help her make it and how I wish it was me. Every other guy most likely has the same wish for themselves as well.  She truly is a marvelous woman, and that is why she will be moving on to the finals!

Jen is really, really, hot, but up against Lily, she just can’t handle the hotness.

Farewell Jen

 

Victor-Lily

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Third Match

Gia (MegaForce/SuperMegaForce)

VS

Gia?

Well…due to there being not the correct amount of rangers for a fair tournament, we have one girl left out. So what are we going to do with her? Well she’s just going to move on to the finals, so we have three girls in the finals instead of two. That’s right…Gia gets a free pass, but honestly, if she was paired up with someone, she would probably beat them anyway, being the unbelievably and painfully beautiful woman she is. She is perfection.

She is one sexy lady! She absolutely deserves to be in the finals.

Victor-Gia

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See you in the finals, where three ultimate hotties will face off!