Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 3

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties, where you can gaze upon the incredibly sexy costumed women that happen to occupy our world. Ever thought you’d want to have your way with a comic book or video game character? If not, you may change your mind now!

Catch up with parts 1 & 2, and then jump right in to these next jaw dropping hotties.

Kayla Erin

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Danielle Beauleiu

Wow. Just looking at these two women fills me with dread (and excitement). They both are so gorgeous. But there’s no reason to procrastinate, so here’s a bunch of pictures of Kayla!

Hoo boy, that was a good supply! This woman is unbelievable. Beautiful face, good sized breasts, great, somewhat toned body, firm round butt…mmm. She’s also a very diverse cosplayer and looks very different in each picture. But the one common thing with all of them is that she always looks amazing.

All her facial expressions suck you in. She shows hints of being this adorable, friendly girl, to a raunchy sex machine, to a sly and shy seductress. She’s absolutely incredible.

Danielle Beaulieu may have a hard time keeping up with this gorgeous gal. But let’s see what she has to offer now!

Well damn.

First off, she is an incredibly gifted cosplayer. Your eyes are drawn to her finely detailed costumes first, but only for a moment, just until your brain kicks in and fully understands the incredible body wearing the costume. Talk about flawless. Danielle boasts a toned, curvy body, big boobs, a perfect butt, and beautiful face that seems to tease you for some reason.

Like with Kayla, she is very diverse in her looks, but each cosplay is an absolute knockout.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Danielle beats Kayla in every category. Butt, boobs, body, face, hair, literally every inch of her is superior.

 

Victor

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Danielle Beauleiu

 

Phew. After those two hotties, I don’t know if I can handle two more.

Come to think of it…I believe I can. Let’s do it!

Jannet Vinogradova

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Kay Victoria

Looks like we’re in for another treat, folks!

Let’s start with Jannet. Let’s see how she looks not as an alien, eh?

Wow. Holy mother of all things hot! This woman’s body is perfection. Beautifully toned and curvy, incredible butt, and nice boobies, and a gorgeous face too! She is the pinnacle of desire, and I am floored. Thankfully, she is not shy in the slightest about showing off her body. On top of her unbelievable hotness, she is an amazing cosplayer!

This doesn’t set the scene too well for Kay. But before I can say that for sure, let’s see how hot she can be.

You know that perfect blond girlfriend you always dream of in high school? Well this is her. She actually existed the whole time.

This woman is stunning, to say the least. She looks to be very young, which adds to her beauty. She still has that youthful glow, so her skin, boobs, hair, butt, everything, is in prime condition. Her body is toned and curvy, just like the competition, and she’s got a good sized rack, though smaller than Jannet’s by the looks of it. Her butt is also very wonderful to look at.

This is definitely a tough one. Overall, Jannet has the better body, but Kay is so completely beautiful.

Victor

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Kay Victoria

Man, that was the closest bout so far. Jannet is so, so, very hot. I feel guilty that she doesn’t get to move on. But the youthful glow of a gorgeous woman with a perfect body is hard to compete with.

 

And that’s it for now. We’ve got one more part for round 1 coming, and you can bet the four competitors will be bringing the heat!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 2

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties, where some of the most, talented, creative, and hottest women of all time will battle it out to see who is the hottest! Check out part 1 here.

Now let’s see what other hotties we can find.

Kristen Hughey

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Yaya Han

Let’s start with the beautiful blond bombshell, Kristen. She seems to be more into modeling than cosplaying, but there’s plenty of both to go around.

As you may have noticed, this beautiful babe’s body happens to fall under the category of perfection. Incredibly sexy curves, big boobs, perfect, round and firm butt. Her only downside is that her face isn’t all that great looking. It’s not bad at all. In fact, she’s beautiful. But it’s not anything head turning, but hey, her body is more than capable of doing that.

Next up is the gorgeous Yaya Han. Kristen has put up tough competition with her flawless body. Does Ms. Han have what it takes to stand against her?

Wow. Dang…what a beautiful, gorgeous, sexy woman.

Another flawless figure here, who also happens to be well endowed in the chest and glute areas.

So which of these two gorgeous women is hotter? The answer is pretty clear.

Yaya has a much more beautiful face than Kristen. But Kristen has a much better body, somehow. She is far more shapely, curvy, toned, however you want to look at it, Kristen’s body is far superior.

As far as boob sizes, they seem to match pretty well, both of them falling into the “big as heck” category. Yaya’s may be bigger. Both of them have incredible looking butts, though Yaya doesn’t seem too fond of showing hers too much. Due to her toned body, Kristen’s is likely more firm and shaped, and she has a lot of pictures evidencing this.

Both fully dressed in nothing revealing at all, Yaya is the winner, but being as scantily clad as we’ve seen them, the clear winner is Kristen.

Victor

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Kristen Hughey

We all wish that Mountain Dew was something else…

 

Leanna Vamp

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Joanie Brosas

Wouldn’t you know it? Two more ridiculously hot cosplayers. Aw shucks…

Let’s take a look at the sexy, dark, Leanna Vamp!

Woo mama! Her cosplay’s seem to be more focused on just being sexy as possible, rather than super accurate, which is how most people would prefer them, I imagine. This girl is just dripping out sexiness. Her face, hair, body, all beautiful. Her boobs, big, but she’s not much in the butt department it seems. This may be due to the fact that she is so skinny. Too skinny even. This makes her cup size much more impressive however. Her very thin body is well toned, which makes the too thin appearance forgivable, and very, very sexy. This woman is astounding to look at, no doubt.

But Joanie Brosas is no pushover. Returning for her second Tournament of Hotties, let’s take a look at her body.

This woman is astoundingly gorgeous. Her face is both adorable and beautiful. That long, sexy hair just takes my breath away. Her slender toned body and long legs are angelic. You just want to run your hands down all of her curves, and let’s be honest, all of her.

Her cosplays aren’t very impressive compared to most of the other women in this tournament, but her style is really to see just how little amount of clothing she can use to make a costume, so she typically leaves very little to the imagination. She seems to love underboob exposure, which is fine by me.

Speaking of her boobs, they are very tiny, and she doesn’t have much of a butt, either, but this seems to work for her, for it is proportionate with her very slim and long body.

So the hard question- which of these slender sex muffins is hotter?

Leanna’s body is thinner and more toned. The thinness actually hurts her, for she is too skinny.

Joanie is also very thin, but like the perfect amount. And while her body isn’t as toned as Leanna’s, it still is, almost to perfection, and the look compliments her wonderfully. Her curves are much more prominent, for Leanna is so skinny, she hardly has any. Again, Joanie’s perfect weight gives her the curves God intended her to have.

When it comes to face and hair, Joanie obliterates mercilessly. She is far too gorgeous. There is hardly any woman on Earth that is as pretty as her, I imagine.

Joanie seems to have just barely better butt cheeks, while Leanna destroys her in the boob section harder than Joanie beats her with her face.

 

This is a tough choice, but one woman outshines the other…

Victor

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Joanie Brosas

 

That’s it for part 2, look out for part 3 coming soon!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 3 (Semi-Finals)

Alright! We narrowed it down to the last four hotties! These gorgeous gals will battle it out to see which two will make it to the finals!

Check out the links here to catch up on all the hottie action in rounds 1 and 2, and then please, enjoy the upcoming hotties!

 

Megan Fox

VS

Joanie Brosas

I’ve already talked about how amazingly beautiful and perfect and sexy Megan Fox is. No matter what she’s wearing, or not wearing, she is just so, so beautiful. She took down Tara Reid and Jessica Alba in this tournament so far. When will her rampage end? Let’s take a look and see if that end is in sight.

 

A woman who looks like this is definitely going to be tough to beat. As I just said, no matter what she’s in, she’s gorgeous.

I mean, in this picture I’m about to show you, she is in hardly anything revealing, and it’s barely more than a picture of her face.

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It’s such an innocent picture and yet my jaw drops to the floor as if she was standing naked in front of me. She’s beautiful, plain and simple.

And to compete with her is the slender, sexy cosplayer Joanie Brosas, whose taken down Katie Cassidy and Angelina Jolie so far. This girl has an amazing body that easily takes the cake over Megan Fox’s body. And the fact that Megan’s is already completely perfect, that is a mighty impressive thing to say.

And speaking of Megan, I think she is the reason I discovered Joanie, now that I think about it. I was reading an article that was talking about Megan Fox being considered to play Lara Croft for a Tomb Raider reboot movie years ago. There was a picture of this.

Megan Fox Tomb Raider cosplay

It’s a hot photo, for sure, but this picture somehow led me to these…

 

 

And thus I discovered potentially the greatest body of all time. I mean just look at that. It completely blows away what Megan Fox looks like in her outfit. I”m sure you want more evidence to back up the whole “greatest body claim,” so here it is.

 

There are no words to describe her body. Like jeez, it’s (insert description here). Perfect is an understatement.

I mean, look at these pictures.

 

That other girl is no pushover. In other words, she’s hot. But when standing next to Joanie, she almost appears ugly. So I suppose the real question is, does Megan Fox appear ugly next to Joanie?

The answer…No.

Megan is still gorgeous. The hard part is deciding which of these women is actually hotter. We’ve already established Joanie has the better body, so that’s big points.

The woman that will move on is just barely hotter than her competition. There is something just more sexy about her. It’s like she is a goddess or something, but seems so real as well, if that makes any sense. You get lost in her looks, and it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Victor

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Megan Fox

You see? There is just something so real about her? It’s hard to explain, much like her beauty. Whatever she’s got, Joanie is lacking in it.

Next up are quite literally the two hottest blondes on the planet.

 

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood

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Alexandria DeBerry

Sara has beat out Ciara Hanna and Elizabeth Hurley, two of the finest woman in two different generations. But does the PlayBoy model have what it takes to compete with the gorgeous Alexandria? Maybe these pictures can help shed some light…

 

Good lordie, what a body! There isn’t a flaw on this woman. She is so toned, so hot, so sexy, so perfect.

Next is Allie, who can impressively say she has taken down Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. Her body is literally an hourglass shape and it’s amazing. Here, see for yourselves!

 

 

Everything about her is amazing! EVERYTHING! Just look at her. She is not of this world. She is too perfect. Her butt…wow…her boobs…nice! Her long flowing hair. Her tight, toned body. Those lips, that adorable face. Regardless of how much is covered or revealed on that flawless figure, she can take your breath away.

So which of these two blond beauties is hotter? This is a very tough decision, but I think this one is.

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

Megan Fox will join Sara in the finals.

But I have to say this about Joanie and Allie. Those two girls are so hot, so perfect, so beautiful in every way, that they almost seem manufactured, like they are robots or something. Sara and Megan beat them for they feel more real, more relatable, and have distinctive sexy auras about them. It’s easier to wrap your head around those two.

So I guess you could say Joanie and Allie lost for being too hot, which doesn’t make sense in a Tournament of Hotties, but that’s the way it goes.

See you next time for the final round of the Impossibly Hot Women tournament!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 1)

Welcome to Round 2! Check out Round 1 listed here. We have 8 women left standing to bash their beauty on our willing eyes! But only four will advance…who will it be?

 

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Jessica Alba

 

Let’s start with the unbelievably hot Megan Fox. She has been around for a while now, and has gotten nothing but hotter I think. She was recently in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and made the character of April O’Neil unbelievably sexy.

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Man, even in a yellow jacket and nothing revealing at all, she is smoking hot. I mean, seriously, she is just scratching her head and makes it seem like the sexiest thing on the planet.

In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, they really are kind to the viewers to give us this display of her.

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This picture is basically every man’s wet dream. In fact, the whole movie feels like it’s her posing and just being super hot. And in case this isn’t your wet dream, then maybe these are…

 

Her posture, her expressions, her body, all fabulous. What’s that? Her body is too covered in these shots? Perhaps you are right. Here ya go!

 

Perfection at it’s finest!!

 

I hope you didn’t spend yourself all on her, because next up is the beautiful Jessica Alba!

I first realized how impossibly hot she is in the movie Fantastic Four, where she is just absolutely glowing. It was after that I finally understood everyone’s obsession over her. That and when you see pictures like this, it’s hard not to be.

 

She’s another one who is gorgeous with her body covered, and drop dead gorgeous with it exposed. The fact that she seems to be a pure sweetheart adds to her hotness too! She has an amazing body, a beautiful face, and just a sexy aura about her.

So the only question is, who is hotter. Despite being presented with two women who shatter the hottie scale, this is a no brainer choice.

While both women are perfect in the looks department, particularly their bodies, this one just seems so much hotter somehow. Everything about her is far sexier, I don’t know why, but it is. And that is why she is the winner.

Victor

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Megan Fox

 

Don’t go away yet, two more hotties left to go!!

 

Angelina Jolie

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Joanie Brosas

Two long haired brunettes are next. Let’s take a look at the older, yet unfaltering beauty of Angelina Jolie.

The last movie I’ve seen her in was probably Mr. & Mrs. Smith, an awesome movie that is made better with just her mere presence in it. Mainly because she is so fine, and just so naturally over the top sexy.

And her wardrobe is killer in it.

 

This was the movie Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston to eventually marry her. I can’t say I really blame the guy. Acting like you are married to this hottie would only lead most men to strive to make that a reality.

Aside from all her movies, she is impossibly gorgeous just about all the time.

 

Her whole life has been one hot thrill ride for any who has laid eyes on her, and what I can only imagine as one of the greatest rides of all time if you got laid by her. Even her fake sex scenes show off that this woman would be something else in the sack. Well, here’s to dreaming!

And by the way, in the movie Alexander, you’ve never seen anyone look so good in a toga and other ancient articles of clothing.

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Next up is the long haired, tall and slender, jaw dropping hottie cosplayer Joanie Brosas. I know nothing about her except that she is really just amazingly hot.

 

So yeah, her body has not a flaw on it, or a single trace of fat for that matter. She is lacking in the boob department because of this, where Angie is not at all. But she makes up for it everywhere else.

Both of these women are so hot, I don’t know how to choose. To make it more difficult, while Angie played Lara Croft, Joanie cosplayed her.

Let’s see the comparison!!

 

 

Both girls wear Lara’s wardrobe quite nicely, but anyone with eyes would realize that Joanie has an unfair advantage for wearing a barely legal version of it.

So now it is time to decide.

This woman’s body is 110% perfect. Every little inch of her. Each curve. Her beautiful hair and that adorable, gorgeous face. Both women are astonishing, but this one shines through…

Victor

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Joanie Brosas

Well there you have it! Megan Fox and Joanie Brosas will face off in the semi finals!

Check out part 2 to see who will join them!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women Round 1 (Part 2)

Welcome back to Round 1, where 2 more sets of unbelievably hot women will face off to see who is the hottest. Check out part one if you missed it. Now, let’s not waste anytime, let’s check out the next two hotties!

 

Angelina Jolie

VS

Denise Richards

Phew, these women are amazing! Just look at em up there. You couldn’t wish for more hotness than these two have!

Let’s talk about Angie first. Where to begin? I first found out about Angelina Jolie’s existence from watching the 2001 movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. If ever there was a thing as “love at first sight,” this was it for me. She without a doubt, was the most beautiful person on the planet I had ever seen. I didn’t even have to put in the movie to fall in love with her. The stinking cover was enough.

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Dang. I was 12 or 13 when the movie came out, and this was about the sexiest thing I had even seen in my life. The long braid of hair, the tight tank top that shows off a huge pair of jugs and the abs bulging out…not too much, but just enough to tell you this woman is toned as hell, and unbelievably gorgeous. The short shorts that give way to long slender legs that are criminally cut off are an amazing tease. How dare they cut off any portion of this perfect specimen’s body!?

 

 

 

When I finally stopped staring and popped the tape in the VCR, it became immediately apparent that the cover was not a hoax, this woman, Angelina Jolie, really is that hot. If anything, the cover does not do her unheard of beauty justice, for it does not capture how effortlessly sexy this woman is. From the way she moves, to the way shes talks. Even if she just had to scratch her head, the eloquent way she moved her arm up to her head would have me melting all over. Each word seemed to drip from her lips, so sensual and loving, her smile so sexy and beckoning. And speaking of her lips, my God, they are the most luscious things you will ever lay eyes on, well maybe unless you look down at her chest. But anyway, those perfect lips make her words all the more paralyzingly sexy. You could be content just watching her speak and move. You love the words coming out of her mouth, it almost becomes as good as sticking something in those lips, a tragic fantasy every man must have ripped from them when watching this beauty, unless your Brad Pitt and a few other incredibly lucky guys.

If the pain of watching everything about her physical perfection wasn’t bad (or good) enough, it was even more agitating but equally pleasurable in the fact that every thing she wore in that movie, despite not being revealing at all, made her look like the most incredibly sexy and alluring sexual beast the world has ever known!

Here is just a quick example…

 

Literally everything she wore hugged her body in such a perfect way, or really more specifically, they hugged her boobs, making each and every one of us jealous of a shirt…It was like none of the outfits were big enough to fit around those beasts, and that was for the better, believe me! There was even an occasional nipple poking through, which obviously, is all the more welcome!

But anyone who has seen this movie will take one amazing, joy filled memory with them. You know what I am talking about…I know you do!! The famous shower scene. First off, this scene has no nudity or anything, it’s just Angelina like running water down her hair for like 15 seconds, but the way she moves…it’s just…oh man…I don’t know. She just makes it seem so erotic. It’s basically like you are having sex with her. She even parts those luscious lips from a side view for you, and that is enough to shoot a tingle down everybody’s spine. But that is not even what I am talking about. It is when she gets out of the shower that the magic really happens.

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The most amazing side boob you will ever see. Let me explain how amazing this was as a child. I was barely a teenager when I saw this and probably the only boobs I ever saw were Rose’s from Titanic. Then I spent this whole movie staring at her jugs with all her tight fitting shirts being stretched to their limits. Then she gets out of the shower and to everyone’s delight, she rips her towel off unexpectedly and turns just enough that you can see everything you possibly can without it being full nudity and keeping the movie PG-13.

Now this amazing side boob does a couple things. It confirms her boobs are as big as they look and it releases some weird sexual tension that has built up from watching her supreme hotness, which is amazing and much needed at this point.

Those are the pros, the con, it leaves you wanting more…so, so, so much more! You want to see every part of that beautiful toned body, every tiny inch of it. How could they tease the viewers like that! Eventually, you learn to just be happy you got to see any part of her at all, and then enjoy the rest of the movie with a smile on your face as you watch her in all her unmatched hotness, staring at her boobs ready to burst from her shirts, thinking to yourself, “yeah, I got to see those…a little…to the side…” as your smirk grows bigger.

So yeah, that is the story of how I fell in love with Angelina Jolie. For years I stated without hesitation that she was the most beautiful woman on planet Earth.  I have seen very few movies with her in it, but of the ones I have, she is just as alluring and sexy in all of them. It was only fitting that she was cast in the role of probably the most famously hot female video game character ever designed at that point.

Next up is Denise Richards. Like Angie, I discovered her from a movie, and the whole time she was in it, I couldn’t help but get aroused. She brought the meaning of sexy to a whole new level, from the way she looked, talked, walked, and above all, her facial expressions were such a big turn on, it blew me away.

What movie am I talking about? The 1998 film, Wild Things of course! Despite this being a very thrilling movie on it’s own, the director clearly searched high and low for the hottest woman they could find and then spend half the movie showing her off. Literally everything she wears is skimpy and revealing in some way. You also get to see her naked on several occasions and make out with a girl on her own and in a threesome. So yeah, it’s pretty amazing stuff. She looked a little like this…

 

Believe it or not, she is way hotter in the movie even! And just like the woman she is competing against, she has a wonderful rack and big, sexy lips. If you were to look up any word in the dictionary related to the words, “hot,” “sexy,” “arouse,” “dammmmmmnnn,” etc., it would be hard to tell which of these two women’s photo would go there.

Denise is most famous for being an unbelievably hot Bond girl I believe. A movie I have to see.

She has also been featured in PlayBoy Magazine wearing a…net…

 

Not very practical clothing, but if its purpose is to make us all sit up a little straighter, then they nailed it on the head. I have only even seen Denise Richards in this one movie, but I can only imagine that just like in Wild Things, any time she is on screen, you will forget entirely about the movie and will instead be lost in her all encompassing beauty.

Unfortunately today, she isn’t all that hot. Her body is still amazing, but her face looks kind of weird, like plastic surgery gone wrong or something. Even so, do not let that detract from the impossibly hot woman she once was!!!

Now for the hard part. To decide which of these inhumanely hot women is hotter. Both have perfection on a physical level, and both are unbelievably sexy and heart melting beauties that would easily take your breath away if you saw them on the streets. But to choose only one, I would have to go with this one…

Victor

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Angelina Jolie

This hottie just has a more sexy edge on Denise. It just seems to flow off of her so naturally. She really must be an alien or something…

And now for the next bout!!!

 

 

Katie Cassidy

VS

Joanie Brosas

Hot dog!! We’ve got two tall, slender and absolutely gorgeous girls up next!!!

Katie Cassidy became one of the most beautiful women in the world to me after viewing her in what is probably my favorite show of all time, Arrow. In season 1, she wasn’t all that spectacular. She was very attractive of course, but nothing mind blowing. She sort of looked like this…Katie-Cassidy-Regard-Magazine-Photo-Shoot-arrow-cw-33738859-940-586

though not as made up of course.

But then along came season 2 and my God, I don’t know what happened, but I was hit by the train that is her infinite beauty. Ever since, every time she is on camera, I can’t help but drool. The show itself is always so intriguing, keeping you on the edge of your seat, but this beauty comes along and steals all the focus. But that really isn’t all that surprising when you start to look like this…

 

In the show, she plays a lawyer and always dresses really professional, so you can never tell what kind of body she has, though it’s obvious it’s a hot one. And if you couldn’t tell from the pictures above how sexy her long legs are, or how gorgeous her body is, here is some more proof…

So as you can tell, she has a wonderfully tone body, with an especially great booty. Everything, from that sexy wavy hair of hers down to her toes is just steamy hotness. Unfortunately, I have never seen her in anything but Arrow, but I am sure she’s gorgeous all the time!

Next up is the fabulous Joanie Brosas. This incredibly hot woman I believe is a model, which how could she not be, she’s beautiful x1000. But I think she is more known for her cosplaying, where she specializes in wearing as little amount of clothing as legally  possible.

As you can tell, she’s quite good at it. Her body is absolutely flawless. In fact, normally I would say she is too thin, but for some reason, maybe because she looks to be on the tall side, it works for her, thus just adding to her already inhuman hotness. Something else super sexy about her is that long, flowing hair of hers.

I don’t know why, but that is just as much of a turn on as her beautiful body.

This was another girl I fell hard for immediately. I was looking up something about a rumored Tomb Raider movie a few years ago, and I found this instead.

So yeah, anyone could fall victim to this appealing specimen. The long hair, the cute face, amazing figure, long legs, firm butt and the oh so sexy under boob make her a force to be reckoned with on the scale of hotness.

So I love everything about both these girls, so it comes down to which one is just simply better looking…and while they both are at least 10/10 on the hottie scale, this one can be pushed up to a 12..

Victor

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Joanie Brosas

Well folks, that’s another 4 hotties revealed, and another 2 to move on! See you next time for 4 more hotties as Round 1 continues!!