Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 1, Part 3)

Here we are at the final part of round 1! Check out parts 1 and 2 and let’s get cracking on these animated beauties!

Elsa VS Elena

Elsa needs no introduction. She kind of overthrew the world a few years back when Frozen came out. And that’s okay, because she’s hot. She also has a troubled, yet kind personality and a sexy spark in her as well.

She shows a lot of personality with her beautiful face, and some of it sort of provocative.

Her eyes and lips can hook you in for sure. But the downside to this hottie… she can’t really touch you without freezing off some things you would probably prefer to keep. But it just might be worth it…

Everyone claims she’s a lesbian too, which is always fun as long as she swings the other way from time to time.

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no sir…we definitely don’t mind this…

 

No matter how you slice it, this woman’s a catch.

 

Elena of Avalor is…I have no idea who she is. I have never heard of her or her movie. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot. That dark skin, long dark hair…mmm. And that dress looks so good on her. Really not much more to say about her…

So who is hotter, the ice white blond or the dark mysterious Elena? While both are gorgeous, this one is a bit more so.

Victor-Elena

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Kida VS Eilonwy

This is quite an easy one. A half naked, dark skinned, white haired hottie with a rockin’ bod, or a girl who looks a tad too young?

I don’t know who either of these princesses are, other than Kida is from a movie about Atlantis which I have always wanted to see (even more so now) and Eilonwy has a hard name to spell and is from The Black Cauldron.

Victor- Kida

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We have an uneven amount of princesses, so we will doing three this bout!

 

Giselle VS Moanna VS Megara

Giselle is from the movie Enchanted, which I saw a long time ago, but seem to remember it being live action. That Giselle was none too pretty, this one, however, is gorgeous.

Giselle_disneyIt’s not everyday you get to see a hot blond in a tight fitting dress that looks like had it been real, it would actually be see through. The lack of straps makes it all the more hot. Her face seems to show a hidden, wild side to her, which we’d all love to explore.

Come to think of it, she reminds me of Aphrodite from Hercules and Xena.aphrodite

 

Moana is another movie I have not seen, so I don’t know anything about her. She’s decent looking enough, and I do enjoy her wardrobe, but there’s something about her I don’t like. Maybe I find her oddly proportioned or something? I don’t know!

Meg, on the other hand is quite wild…I think. I may have seen Hercules, but if I did, I don’t remember it. Meg just seems to be a a kinky kind of girl. Her dress is form fitting too, and she shows a tad, and I mean a tad, of cleavage…but hey…bonus points are bonus points. Her hips too seem to be able to move in inhuman ways, putting Shakira to shame.

Everything she does seems to have a sexy vibe to it.

So the woman definitely has sexy down. And she must be quite the catch seeing as gods and half-gods want her.

So who is hotter? Meg is sexy and has a nice body, but her face isn’t all that wonderful. Giselle seems to have a more modest hotness, a glowing inner beauty that radiates her perfect features on the outside. Meg could definitely teach us a thing or two in the sack, but with Giselle we would discover them on our own with her, because let’s face it…once you get her going, it looks like she’d be up for anything! And Moana? Meh…

Victor- Giselle

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No doubt blows the other two out of the water…

Well, there you have it! The hottest of the hot have been found. Look for Round 2 for things to really heat up! We are going to explore just how hot these princesses can be!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 1, Part 1)

I’m back with another tournament of gorgeous women, but this time we’re gonna feed our fictional fantasies. These princesses might be popular for being royalty and starring in big movies and the like, but they are also hot, and damn it, we want to know who the hottest of the hot are.

I am going to be going all out and using all sorts of Disney females of royal caliber, even a few I have never heard of before. Note that no matter what we see on these pages, I will be judging them on how they look in their respective movies.

So let’s get to it!!

Snow White VS Cinderella

Our oldest Disney princess is Snow White, but she doesn’t look a day over 20. She also isn’t much in the looks department at all. Her dress is unflattering, she’s kind of a ditz, and honestly, there isn’t anything to gawk at. But according to the Magic Mirror, she is the most beautiful woman in all the lands. Well, if that is true, then I’d hate to see the other women in whatever lands she is from.cinderella_eu_princess_pi_storybook_r_8e1944df

Cinderella, on the other hand, is a hot blond, though she doesn’t wear anything sexy, unless you are into rags.

She is obviously a very beautiful woman with a bangin’ bod. And as a bonus, she cooks, cleans and can talk to animals, so who wouldn’t want that in a woman?

So the winner here is obvious, but I would like to share with you a picture I have located that someone drew that does in fact, make Snow White look quite sexy.

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Too bad you don’t shape up like that in the movie.

Victor-Cinderella

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Next up is a heavy sleeper and an avid swimmer!

Aurora VS Ariel

Aurora is an attractive blond, with her wild hair, petite body and shy nature, she’s enough to make any guy chase after her. The title of her movie even calls her hot…sort of. Heck, in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep, one of the characters you play as wants to bang the sleeping broad.

 

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I mean, look at that look. You couldn’t say no to that. She’s a sly fox, she is.

 

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And I’m sure you can figure out something to do with her in this picture.

 

And next we have the gorgeous little mermaid, princess of the seas, Ariel! Sure, she’s half marlin, but that doesn’t mean her human half isn’t one of the hottest sights on the seven seas!

Any woman, half a fish or not, that wears a bra made out of sea shells as their everyday clothing, showing off their perfect body, is a welcome sight to me.

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The waves here are an accurate portrayal of an inevitable explosion that would occur from a dripping wet, near naked woman with her mouth wide open, kneeling down on a rock and looking at you.

And when that long red hair is floating around underwater, phew, it gets pretty bubbly, if you know what I mean.

And with two beautiful women this time around, who to vote for?

Ariel takes the trout. Aurora has a great body no doubt, but she doesn’t flaunt it. Ariel has no shame. She shows us what she’s got, and we like.

Victor-Ariel

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Next up are two more amazingly drawn hotties.

Belle VS Jasmine

Here we have a gorgeous French bookworm facing off against a beautiful Arabian princess.

Belle is not born a princess, but is married into it the role as implied in Beauty and the Beast. Not only does Belle score a 10 out of 10 in both the looks and brains department, but also in personality. She is a kind and gentle, unbelievably caring woman, but also can be fierce and fearless. She must also be one kinky lady, because she wants Beast’s bulge something awful. They could really get into some crazy business behind those big bedroom doors. And we can’t blame Beast either. Belle is one sexy woman.

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While Belle is pretty much perfect, Jasmine will not stand idly by and let her be overrun.

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The Aladdin babe is simply gorgeous. That dark skin, those big brown eyes and big lips,  long, bouncy hair, and that amazing figure make your heart melt and some other things grow.

She has a very tough personality. It’s like she’s a big tease. She exposes most of her upper body to you, but her aggressive attitude will keep you at bay unless you are a poor, heroic, homeless guy.

But she can also be very sexy, and she has such a perfect, seductive voice to go with it. Fortunately, she puts on this unbelievably sexy act multiple times in her series. Just everything about her is hot.

Did I mention how amazing her body is?

Little is left to the imagination on her fine hourglass figure, and really it looks like if her pants were real, they’d be totally see through. If you do manage to break down her defenses and score this perfect catch, you wouldn’t have to work hard in the slightest to undress her. One light tug and those pants and top are coming right off. Heck, if the desert she lives in wasn’t so dry, a gust of wind would probably get her naked, which is something we would all like to see.

So both of these contestants are beautiful, inside and out, and also have a darker, sexy and arousing side to them. So who is the better of such attributes?

Victor-Jasmine

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Look for Part 2 of Round 1 coming soon!