Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 5

Here is the final part of Round 1. A record number of women have been shown in this round, and we are down to the last few. Check out the rest in parts 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now let’s get down to business.

 

 

 

Bout #25

Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)

jinx johnson

 

VS

 

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

Okay…sigh…this is definitely the hardest match up yet. Both of these women are completely stunning.

Jinx kills it in that bikini, showing off her perfect body. (It is the incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry after all).

But Miranda looks just as jaw dropping, showing off a slightly more toned body. So what to do when faced with two perfect women and you can’t have both?

What’s worse is how both of them act so sexy and dress even sexier in their movies. This is quite a frustrating choice, but I think this one pulls out ahead.

 

 

Victor

Miranda-Frost

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Sorry Jinx fans, Miranda’s just got better hair and on top of being hot and sexy, there is a cuteness to her that draws me a bit closer to her than Jinx.

 

Bout #26

 

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

VS

 

strawberry

Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)

 

This is another bout with 2 absolutely beautiful women.

Vesper’s job is to just look stunning in revealing dresses.

Strawberry has a smaller part, but acts very tough and sexy.

This is both a tough and easy decision.

 

Victor

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

Note that she probably only beats Strawberry for her consistently sexy attire. I just want to point this out just so as not to undermine how gorgeous and hot Strawberry Fields is.

 

 

Bout #27

 

Bond’s Lover (Skyfall)

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VS

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

This is an easy one. Bond’s Lover is just some chick he was banging while the world thought he was dead. She’s in it for like 10 seconds and you barely see her. She’s mostly just getting shagged in the shadows. She doesn’t even look attractive from the picture above.

And then there’s Severine and well…yeah…

 

 

Victor

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

 

Bout #28

 

Lucia (Spectre)

lucia

 

VS

 

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Madeline (Spectre)

 

Both of these women are very beautiful, but not overly so.

If I remember, Lucia is a cheating whore and gets murdered for it, and Madeline is the hard to get lay. While both of them are sexy looking, there is a clear winner.

 

Victor

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Madeline (Spectre)

 

And there we have it! All the women that Bond has banged (by my count) have duked it out. Next up is Round 2!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 4

Check out parts 1, 2, and 3 to catch up, and without further delay here are 12 more women James Bond has had his way with.

 

Bout # 19

 

Linda (The Living Daylights)

linda

VS

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Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

 

Neither of these women are particularly hot, though they are both attractive enough I suppose.

Linda looks amazing in that bikini, and she gets banged in such an absurd way…Bond simply parachutes onto her boat and she takes it as a gift from the heavens and bangs him…pretty dumb…but hey…good for Bond. Anyone who saw that body wouldn’t turn her down. But her hair and face I don’t find all that great.

Kara has a prettier face and hair style, and it looks like she has just as good a body as Linda.

If I were to pass either of these girls on the street, this one would catch my eye…

Victor

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Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

 

Bout #20

Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

pam

 

VS

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Lupe Lamora (License To Kill)

This is another tough one. Both of these women are beautiful, but neither really stand out.

Though I don’t love Pam’s hair, she has a beautiful, strong face and looks simply amazing in that form fitting dress.

Lupe looks incredible in her dress as well, showing off plenty of cleavage. She as well has a beautiful face, but as a whole appears weak and frail, but sexy as heck. Normally I would go for Lupe hands down, but there is some aura about Pam that attracts me to her, like a dang bug zapper.

 

Victor

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Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

 

Bout #21

 

Caroline (Goldeneye)

caroline

VS

Natalya Simonova

Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

This is yet another bout where the two women are attractive but nothing fantastic, though one woman does look extra beautiful in these pictures.

 

Victor

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Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye)

 

 

Bout #22

 

Professor Inga Bergstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

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VS

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Paris Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Here we have two absolutely stunning women, one a gorgeous young blond, the other an older beautiful brunette. Despite both of these women being rather irresistible looking, there is a clear winner here.

 

Victor

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Professor Inga Bergstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Bout #23

 

Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

Wai Lin [Tomorrow Never Dies]

VS

molly

Dr. Molly Warmflash

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Both of these women are beautiful, one young and one older. The older isn’t all that great I suppose, but when she gets stripped down to her underwear, she looks incredible. Sadly, I can’t find any decent pictures of her.

There is one clear winner here.

 

 

Victor

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Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

 

Bout #24

 

Elektra King (The World Is Not Enough)

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VS

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Both of these women are gorgeous and both act extremely sexy in the movie, Elektra throwing herself at Bond, while Christmas played hard to get. To make matters worse, (or better), they both dress as sexy as they act, each looking jaw dropping and amazing in everything they wear.

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I mean look how sexy this is. Even though Bond is about to be killed, I really don’t think he has much to complain about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Despite the sexy hotness both of these ladies bring, there is an easy victor here.

 

Victor

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Well that’s it for this part. Look for part 5 where we will finally showcase the last few women that Bond gave it to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 2

And here we are continuing the long list of women James Bond has had his way with. If you missed the first 12 girls duke it out, you can catch up here

 

Bout #7

Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

helga

VS

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Tracy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

This is another tough one. Both women are very beautiful, Tracy even being the only woman to ever make Bond become a one woman man…for about 30 seconds. But when someone points a gun at you wearing that, it’s easy to see why Bond married her.

Helga has a sexy aura about her, and you can tell she’s got big boobs the way they are trying to burst through that loose top.

Tracy has a certain cuteness about her, like you want to cuddle with her after one go, whereas Helga would keep you busy all night. It’s tough but…

Victor

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Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

 

Bout #8

 

Ruby Windsor

(On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

ruby

VS

nancy

Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

Bond finds himself in his dream paradise in this film…an all girls…shall we say academy…where he does his utmost to bang them all. Of these two women, there is no question who the hotter one is…

Victor

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Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

Bout #9

Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)

tiffany case

VS

miss caruso

Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

Tiffany Case is somehow the only woman Bond has his way with in Diamonds Are Forever. This is probably because she is constantly wearing something sexy to keep her attention.

It’s hard to resist a woman constantly showing off her body, even if she isn’t that great looking. Though it might just be her hair. If it wasn’t all permed up she would probably be a lot hotter.

Miss Caruso is just some chick Bond’s banging in the beginning of the movie who quickly hides in a closet before going away, but not before showing off some sort of beauty.

Victor

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Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #10

 

Rosie (Live and Let Die)

rosie

VS

solitaire

Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

Rosie has a nicely toned body that looks amazing in that bikini.

The long haired beauty that is Solitaire looks astounding in that white dress, all tied up and sexy looking. This is an easy one.

Victor

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #11

 

 

Andrea Anders

(Man With The Golden Gun)

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VS

mary goodnight

Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

Both of these women are beautiful, but not overly so.

Andrea is a bit older, which makes her that much hotter, especially the way she’s killing it in that dress.

But Mary shows off a body that is completely flawless, making a bikini the only natural article of clothing she can wear that isn’t criminally offensive, for it is certainly a crime for her not to show us that amazing body. She also is just better looking overall.

 

Victor

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Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

 

Bout #12

Log Cabin Girl (The Spy Who Loved Me)

log cabin girl

VS

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Arab Beauty (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

Hoo boy! Two unamed hotties that just appear for a quick shag. Both women are attractive, but despite not being naked like the log cabin girl, the Arab is showing off a lot more skin and looks sexy beyond belief.

Victor

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Arab Beauty

 

That’s it for part 2. See you for part 3!

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 1

James Bond is the reason STD’s exist. In the 24 movies he’s in, he’s banged a lot of women. He doesn’t even have to try usually. He just looks at them and they open up their legs. This gets a little ridiculous and almost comical at times. And if a woman turns him down, he just forces himself on her until she gives in, making for some rather uncomfortable scenes.

But anyway, we would all like to know if these chicks he’s doing are hot, and who are the hottest. It should be fun to flesh the women he’s done over the decades.

I will only be listing women he has done on camera or it’s been implied they had sex. Believe it or not, he still does a lot of sexual things with women but does not manage to go all the way for some reason. These girls shall not be included.

As I’ve said, he’s banged a lot of gals, so this is going to be the biggest tournament yet. And I have a feeling I missed a few girls, cuz there is so many it was getting hard to keep track.

But away we go!!!!

Bout #1

Sylvia Trench (Dr. No)

sylvia

 

VS

miss taro

Miss Taro (Dr. No)

Neither of these girls are particularly wowing, but they are attractive nonetheless. Trench looks great in the gorgeous red dress and Taro looks amazing glistening wet in a towel that just covers her tatas.

After some hard consideration, I think if Miss Taro dolled herself up in the way that Sylvia is, she would come out looking much better.

Victor

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Miss Taro (Dr. No)

 

Bout #2

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

honey ryder

VS

vida

Vida (From Russia With Love)

Both of these women are stunning and scantily clad, but it’s almost unfair that one shows up in a wet bikini, her long, wet hair flowing down her back and front. Vida is absolutely beautiful and has great body, but the girl with the sexy name and body to match it takes the cake.

Victor

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

 

Bout #3

 

Zora (From Russia With Love)

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VS

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Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

This is an easy one. Despite the fact that Zora has a super skimpy top, she just cannot compare to the glowering beauty that is Tatiana.

Victor

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Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

 

Bout #4

 

 

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

Jill Masterson

VS

PussyGalore[1]

Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

Both women are attractive and both times they get banged is ridiculous. Bond breaks into Jill’s apartment to spy on Goldfinger and runs into her sun bathing on her balcony. Her first instinct is to F him. Whatever. She’s hot and has an amazing body.

Pussy, Bond pretty much rapes and it’s kind of weird, especially since they are in a barn. She’s hot too though and looks great with her shirt unbuttoned like that.

It’s a tough call, but this one seems to glow a bit more with radiant beauty.

Victor

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Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

 

Bout #5

Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

patricia

VS

fiona

Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

Both of these women are very beautiful, especially since they both appear to be on the slightly older side.

But if one must move on, Fiona takes it. Her large breasts, beautiful face and hair are just too irresistible.

Victor

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Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

 

Bout #6

Domino (Thunderball)

domino

VS

aki

Aki (You Only Live Twice)

It’s really hard to find good pictures when they all come from movies, cuz so far I feel none of them have done them justice. But you don’t need great pics to realize how hot these two are. This is probably the toughest match in part 1 so far. Both of these women are stunning, but the bikini shot reveals a truly amazing body.

Victor

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Domino (Thunderball)

 

Well that’s 12 girls down. There are tons more to come! See you there!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Finals

Well we finally made it to the finals. Two of the hottest pop singers to ever live are about to battle it out to see who the hottest one of all time is. So check out the links listed here if you want to see all the scantily clad competitors, and now here’s the hotness!

 

Christina Aguilera VS Katy Perry

Observe, the hotness that is Christina. She is a sexy, sexy, hot, unbelievably sexy woman with an incredible body.

A dream come true.

And now for the final hottie!

Man, have you ever seen such gorgeous women before?

Now the hard part…to see who is hottest…oh boy…

They both dress very sexy in their own ways, but both showing off their sexy bodies, which are both perfect. I don’t know whose is better.

Overall, Christina is sexier, but Katy is more beautiful. It’s a hard call but I’d have to go with…

Victor- Katy Perry

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That’s right, she is the hottest pop singer of all time. She has a great body, beautiful, hot, sexy, cute, gorgeous features, and just looks to be about perfect in every way! A well deserved win. It’s just too bad she had some melt down and cut off all her hair and doesn’t look so hot anymore. But that’s just me.

 

And as always, I will rank the 16 pop singers on how I personally find them, from least attractive to hottest. It’s just an excuse to see some more of all these hotties. The round next to their name is how far they made it in the tournament.

#16 Fergie (Round 1)

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#15 Taylor Swift (Round 1)

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#14 Gwen Stefani (Round 1)

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#13 Janet Jackson (Round 1)

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#12 Ciara (Round 2)

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#11 Carrie Underwood (Round 2)

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#10 Shakira (Round 1)

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#9 Aaliyah (Round 2)

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#8 Jennifer Lopez (Round 1)

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#7 Jessica Simpson (Round 1)

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#6 Beyonce (Round 1)

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#5 Mariah Carey (Semi-Finalist)

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#4 Britney Spears (Round 2)

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#3 Christina Aguilera (Finalist)

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#2 Ariana Grande (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Katy Perry (Winner)

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Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Semi-Finals

This is it! We are down to the last four hotties. Only two will advance. Check out who’s been eliminated so far and now, let’s move on to the first bout!

Mariah Carey VS Christina Aguilera

Wow. Talk about two unbelievably sexy women. It’s going to be hard to choose which is hotter. But try we shall!

Mariah, the hottie who doesn’t stop…

I’ve always thought Mariah was super hot, but since this tournament, it’s been amplified. She is everything you would want in a woman rolled into the perfect package.

And here’s the ridiculously sexy Christina!

Oh my God, she is so sexy. She is like the embodiment of lust. Everything from her posture, her expressions, her body…she always looks like she wants to have her way with you, and I doubt anyone would be able to say no.

Both women are perfect and deserve to have made it this far. It’s hard to say who the hottest is, but this one is so alluring…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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And the last two women are nothing short of perfect hotties.

Katy Perry VS Ariana Grande

Let’s start with the astounding beauty that is Katy Perry…

Amazing body, great features on said body, and her face is perfectly gorgeous, giving an innocent, likeable woman kind of look, but also hinting at a wild side that everyone wants to see. She looks super sexy singing with that mouth of hers hanging open.

And the younger, yet master of hot and cute herself, Ariana Grande!

Everything about her drives me wild. Her small tight figure, those short skirts, especially when she leans forward in that taunting, sexual way. She knows just how to get our attention with her none too revealing clothes, but makes it even sexier than if she was standing in front of you naked.

So who is the winner? I don’t really know. They are both so perfect. Each is very different, having their own unique hot qualities. But Ariana, while being someone anybody would want to spend their life with, just still has a bit of a babyish look to her, despite being ridiculously sexy.

Victor- Katy Perry

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So we now have out finalists! Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry will battle it out for the hottest pop singer of all time!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 1

Here we are, back for round 2! Round 1 was already hard enough to pick the hottest hotties, so I dread trying to decide for this one.

Mariah Carey VS Aaliyah

Mariah. Hot her whole life, possibly even hotter now than in her youth. Huge rack, nice body, gorgeous face with an amazing smile. Just a wonderful person. Let’s see how wonderful!

I couldn’t hold back showing this woman’s amazing hotness, nearly as much as she seems unable to hold back showing us her body. And we thank her eternally for it. And I’m sure most of us can think of a few ways to thank her and would absolutely love to do so eternally.

And next we have the amazingly sexy Aailyah!

Mmm…Such an amazingly tight body that no one could resist getting their hands on. There is just something so sexy about her and makes her almost irresistible.

So who is hotter? Well…that’s a tough one. But upon looking at the pictures, I would have to pick…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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I think she has a prettier face with cute/hot expressions, an incredible body when she was young that fills out perfectly as she aged, which gave her some truly nice boobs and butt. Ugh…just everything about her makes me wild.

Next up is a match up I was hoping would not happen…unless in the finals…

Britney Spears VS Christina Aguilera

These two women were the desires of my youth. They are probably the first two women who flaunted their flawless bodies that I ever saw. They showed me the wonders of womanhood and how pleasurable they could be, even just by looking at them. Their thoughtful education on human anatomy was truly something wonderful, and heck, it still is. These women are hot!! So enough chit-chatting, let’s check out those bods I used to worship.

Just look at Britney’s toned, flawless figure. On top of that, she portrays in her pictures not only a superb sense of sexiness, but an adorable cute side as well. Basically, she seems like someone you could take home to your parents and happily say this is the woman you will marry, and your folks would be overjoyed. But that joy and pleasure would be nothing to what she could show you behind closed doors. Quite honestly, the best of both worlds. Britney has it all.

And then we have her sexy sister Christina…

Again, flawless body, long, wild sexy hair, a look that kills…hard… You can’t help but want her after looking at these pictures. She has a sort of mysterious vibe to her, but you know there is nothing but good, hot things deep down…which is exactly where you want to be with this woman. While you are showing off Britney to your parents, Christina is the girl hiding in your closet, waiting for you to have your way with her any and every second you can sneak away. Seriously, you could be locked away with her for days, doing all sorts of fun stuff nonstop, and probably not being able to walk for a week afterwords. That kind of crazy shenanigans.

So which of my child crushes is hotter? I have been avoiding this question for decades, and after all this time. I still can’t decide. They are both gorgeous, and thankfully, in different ways (besides having smoking bodies).

The hottie that shall move on is chosen only because she is just too sexy. There is room for nothing else, and that is what the tournament of hotties is all about.

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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See you next time, where the last four women compete for a spot in the semi-finals!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Very Sexy Photo

Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 2

Here we are with the second part of round 2 where we will see 4 more of the hottest pop singers to ever live battle it out for a chance to make it to round 2. See part 1 if you missed out, and now here we go!

Britney Spears VS Jennifer Lopez

God dang it! 2 more gorgeous women! How will I ever tell which is hotter? Guess we’ll have to check out some photos.

I remember when Britney exploded onto the scene with her school girl outfit…britney spears Baby-One-More-Time-2-optimised

Yeah that one…and some hot gym outfit from the same video. When I saw it…this girl became my goddess. Kimberly from power rangers was pushed to the side for all us kids. For the next few years, Britney treated us with sexy, scantily clad clothing that really let us know what the female body could look like…and we ate it up.

Thank you for your wonderful education, Britney!!

I found out about Jennifer Lopez a bit later on, and she floored me as well. She wasn’t as sexy as Britney to me back then, but what about now?

This woman has been hot since she started out her career and just remains so all these years later. She’s got a great body with some nice abs at times, a cute, yet sexy face and some nice long hair to compliment it.

So which of the perfect beauties is hotter?

Well…it’s a tough call honestly. They both have great bodies and are well equipped, but there is something a bit more alluring about this one.

Victor-Britney Spears

 

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Just gorgeous

And again, two more hard to decide hotties next…

Christina Aguilera VS Jessica Simpson

Seriously…why are these women so perfect?

Christina was brought to my attention shortly after Britney Spears, which further showed me how sexy and beautiful women can be.

 

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I remember seeing a picture similar to this at a library and thought it was the most amazing thing in the world. In fact, it was probably the first topless woman I’ve ever seen.

 

 

Ahh….Good times…good times….

 

 

 

But anyway, here’s some more of this pop beauty’s body.

My…she is certainly sexy. What a wonderful body.

But let’s not forget about the gorgeous Jessica Simpson!

What a sex muffin!

I first fell hard for her after seeing a music video for boots made for walking or something, where she did some of this…Jessica Simpson pink bikini collage

Yeah, it was hot…one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t help that her body if absolutely perfect and her hair so long and sexy.

So I’m left at the impossible decision to find who is hotter. Jessica has like such a sexy side to her, but a cute innocent look as well, which is bonus points for sure, but Christina is just pure sexy, layers and layers of it. It’s a close call, but the winner by a small margin is…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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That’s it for now! See you in part 3!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

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Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!