Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls, Finals

At long last, we have reached the finals! Due to an uneven amount of girls, we have three incredibly sexy finalists instead of two. But no one would ever say no to 3 women, am I right? Especially when they look like this. Check out the rest of the tournament listed in these links and now, let’s see who the hottest Bond girl is once and for all!

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

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One of the first Bond girls, all the way back from the first movie has fought and clawed her way to the finals. But let’s face it, she didn’t have to try too hard, seeing as how incredibly gorgeous she is. But don’t take my word for it…here ya go!

 

 

Man she is gorgeous…even when she is older. She has such a beautiful face and sexy body. I can’t help but feel jealous of Bond. As a bonus, she is not shy and shows off her body quite a bit, both in revealing clothing and no clothing if you want to look into that…have at it!

 

 

Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

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Moving away from blonds, we have the beautiful, innocent, yet unbelievably sexy brunette named after an okay card game. Let’s see how she plays out!

 

 

 

This is another woman who you could bang the heck out of her whole life. She’s so sexy even when she is much older. Her long hair is so beautiful, her body tight, she has an innocent cute side to her and absolute wild side. In short, her whole life, she has been an irresistible woman.

 

 

Dr.Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

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Back to blond again or uhh dirty blond? This woman is the definition of sexy. The way she talks, moves, frickin’ just stands there. She is just stunning. Look at those big open lips up there…mmm.

 

 

 

Whew, she is gorgeous. But of the three she is the only one whose looks shattered as she got older, in a bad way too. But at least her body is still sexy!

 

Alright, now it’s time for the decision. The winner is easy, but the runner ups are a little tougher, but for third place…

 

Second Runner Up

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

This one was really close. Both her and the next girl were literally neck and neck, or should I say boob and boob?

So who is the runner up?

 

 

Runner Up

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

There’s just something about her…

 

And that of course leaves the hottest Bond girl to ever exist!!!

 

Winner

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

That’s right, the hot and sexy doc is the winner. This becomes evident immediately in the movie the first time you see her. They tease you, thinking she is a nerdy doctor in a hazmat suit or something, and then when Bond first sees her (out of the hazmat suit) it’s BAM! The movie knew they had a hot one, and they showed her off every second they could.

There really was no contest for this beauty. She obliterates every other Bond girl. Though her victory should come as no surprise, for her actress, Denise Richards, was in the Impossibly Hot Woman Tournament, in which 16 of the hottest girls on the planet faced off.

So congrats to Dr. Jones, you earned it!

Normally I rank all the women to how I personally find them at the end of the tournament, but since there is so many of them, I might just make another post doing it…if at all…

 

We shall see!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 2, Part 2

Here we are, in the final part of round 2. This will decide who the hottest are, who will then move on to the next round for a truly steamy battle! Catch up on everything here.

And now, let’s see some hotties!

 

Bout # 8

 

Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

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VS

 

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

This is a tough one. Melina is much younger, and very beautiful, but dresses conservatively and doesn’t smile much.

Octopussy is a decade or two older, but still works it. She is gorgeous for her age, and though she doesn’t actually wear that sexy outfit in the movie, it shows she’s still got some curves. Her hair is still very much alive, keeping up with Melina’s long locks.

Victor

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

 

Bout# 9

 

Pola Ivanova (A View To A Kill)

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VS

 

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Stacy Sutton (A View To A Kill)

 

Both women are pretty, but one easily beats out the other.

 

Victor

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Pola Ivanova (A View To A Kill)

 

Bout# 10

 

Kara Milovy (The Living Daylights)

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VS

 

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Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

 

This is an easy one. One completely obliterates the other in sexiness.

 

Victor

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Pam Bouvier (License To Kill)

 

 

Bout #11

 

Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye)

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VS

 

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Professor Inga Bergstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Easy. Very Easy.

 

 

Victor

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Professor Inga Berstrom

(Tomorrow Never Dies)

 

Bout# 12

 

Wai Lin (Tomorrow Never Dies)

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VS

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

Another ridiculously easy one. No contest here.

 

 

Victor

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Dr. Christmas Jones

(The World Is Not Enough)

 

 

Bout #13

 

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

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VS

 

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

After a few easy ones, here we reach a really tough one. Both of these women are HOT!! Miranda is one sexy character and dresses really amazing like.

Vesper is also extremely sexy and dresses in ridiculously sexy dresses.

This is tough, but I think Miranda has a slight edge. Her face is more beautiful and gives her a nice innocent, cute glow to her tight bod.

But to honor Vesper, here are some pics.

 

Victor

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

 

Bout #14

Severine (Skyfall)

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VS

 

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Madeleine (Spectre)

 

These women are both very beautiful. So much so that this is a tough decision, but I think this one comes out on top (I wish).

 

Victor

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

That’s it for round 2. Look for round 3, where things really start to heat up!

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 5

Here is the final part of Round 1. A record number of women have been shown in this round, and we are down to the last few. Check out the rest in parts 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now let’s get down to business.

 

 

 

Bout #25

Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)

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VS

 

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

Okay…sigh…this is definitely the hardest match up yet. Both of these women are completely stunning.

Jinx kills it in that bikini, showing off her perfect body. (It is the incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry after all).

But Miranda looks just as jaw dropping, showing off a slightly more toned body. So what to do when faced with two perfect women and you can’t have both?

What’s worse is how both of them act so sexy and dress even sexier in their movies. This is quite a frustrating choice, but I think this one pulls out ahead.

 

 

Victor

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Sorry Jinx fans, Miranda’s just got better hair and on top of being hot and sexy, there is a cuteness to her that draws me a bit closer to her than Jinx.

 

Bout #26

 

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

VS

 

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Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)

 

This is another bout with 2 absolutely beautiful women.

Vesper’s job is to just look stunning in revealing dresses.

Strawberry has a smaller part, but acts very tough and sexy.

This is both a tough and easy decision.

 

Victor

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

Note that she probably only beats Strawberry for her consistently sexy attire. I just want to point this out just so as not to undermine how gorgeous and hot Strawberry Fields is.

 

 

Bout #27

 

Bond’s Lover (Skyfall)

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VS

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

This is an easy one. Bond’s Lover is just some chick he was banging while the world thought he was dead. She’s in it for like 10 seconds and you barely see her. She’s mostly just getting shagged in the shadows. She doesn’t even look attractive from the picture above.

And then there’s Severine and well…yeah…

 

 

Victor

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

 

Bout #28

 

Lucia (Spectre)

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VS

 

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Madeleine (Spectre)

 

Both of these women are very beautiful, but not overly so.

If I remember, Lucia is a cheating whore and gets murdered for it, and Madeline is the hard to get lay. While both of them are sexy looking, there is a clear winner.

 

Victor

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Madeleine (Spectre)

 

And there we have it! All the women that Bond has banged (by my count) have duked it out. Next up is Round 2!

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 4 (Finals)

Welcome to the finals of the Power Rangers Villains tournament. You can catch up on the rest of the tournament, and even one for all the female rangers via the links listed here.

Now we have two lovely ladies waiting to go head to head (I wish), so without further ado, here we go!

Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

I’m not even going to say anything. I’ve already spoke about how amazing and hot everything about her is. Here, just stare at her gorgeous body.

What a babe…

 

Tenaya (RPM)

Observe…

Phew. Which is these gorgeous women is hotter?

 

It’s a close one.

Vypra has a far more revealing and sexy costume. Tenaya is not revealing, but still incredibly sexy. Both women have perfect bodies, and though Vypra’s actress seems to only flaunt it on Power Rangers, we can see that Tenaya’s actress looks amazing in everything she wears. Both women have your eyes glued to them whenever they are on screen, roaming every inch of their bodies. But honestly, I would have to say that Tenaya is a bit hotter. Vypra wins best costume, but Tenaya is just so much more alluring and sexy, from the way she acts and walks, to the way she talks. Her deep confused personal struggle makes you really like her too.

So sorry, Vypra, you have one amazing body and your beautiful, but you fall just a little short!

Winner-Tenaya

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Congratulations Tenaya, you’ve earned it!!

And now as a bonus, I will rank all the Power Rangers Villains from least hot to hottest for the sheer fun of it. It’s neat to see how it matches up with the tournament. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.

So here they are…

#15 Rita Repulsa (Round 1)

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#14 Marah (Round 1)

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#13 Toxica (Round 1)

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#12 Kapri (Round 2)

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#11 Elsa (Round 1)

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#10 Morgana (Semi-Finalist)

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#9 Scorpina (Round 2)

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#8 Trakeena (Round 1)

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#7Nadira (Round 2)

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#6 Divatox (Round 1)

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#5 Astronema (Semi-Finalist)

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#4 Vypra (Runner Up)

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#3 Miratrix (Round 1)

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#2 Camille (Round 2)

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#1 Tenaya (Winner)

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Well there you have it! Thanks for reading!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Ranger Villains, Round 3 (Semi-Finals)

Welcome back to the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains. You can check out the previous rounds listed here, and while you’re at it, the tournament for all the power ranger females is also listed there as well for your viewing pleasure.

Now that you’re all caught up, let’s bring on the hotness. Previously I was just using pictures of our delectable candidates as they appeared in the show. I will now try to find some nice pictures of the actresses in addition to their portrayed characters.

So let’s begin!!

Match 1

Astronema (In Space)

VS

Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

Two beautiful women clash in the first round of the semi’s. Astronema, the tight black leather wearing hottie is a beautiful woman whose costume unfortunately doesn’t reveal any part of her body, though it’s tight fit gives us a good idea. Fortunately, her actress has some sexy pictures of her.

As all these pictures suggest, the sadly blocked and teased body of Astronema is indeed beautiful and we’d waste no time jumping on it. She is much older now, but that has not stopped her beauty one bit. She is just as gorgeous as she ever was. She could conquer my planet anytime.

Vypra’s pants share the same sexy, tight material that makes up Astronema’s whole outfit, and they look amazing on her. Unlike Astronema though, her upper body is hardly covered at all, so we don’t have to wonder what kind of delicious body is hiding out there. She bares it all and we couldn’t be more pleased. She has a perfect body, and I find when she is on screen, I completely lose focus on what is happening in the show, for I am too busy drooling over her sexy abdomen.

Unfortunately Vypra’s actress doesn’t seem to like to bare all on the internet, but that is easily forgiven since she gave us an entire season of her to gawk at, from beautiful face, down her scantily clad upper body, all the way down her slender, sexy legs.

While both women are very, very beautiful, there can only be one winner, and my vote goes to Vypra. Her costume is just so, so, so sexy, and she has the body to make it 10 times sexier.

Victor-Vypra

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Match 2

Morgana (S.P.D.)

VS

Tenaya (RPM)

Morgana has her moments of sexuality and hotness, and other times she is bland and somewhat unattractive. She always has tight clothing on, but it does not reveal anything.

Though she does wear some sexy costumes in some other 90’s TV shows…

I had more pictures, but for some reason they didn’t want to work, maybe she is shy about her body? Rest assured though, she was showing some skin and revealed to us a great body. I mean you could tell by how amazing she looks in that bikini top though. She certainly has a subtle sexiness about her, and that is always a very alluring and intriguing thing.

 

And then we have the beautiful Tenaya. Her outfit is also not so revealing, but it is tight. Like we wonder how she got in there tight, and it is rewarding for the viewers, for no curve is left not accentuated. It feels like you are looking at a naked woman, that is how smooth and flawless the body suit flows over her.

Well, from the pictures we see here, we can devise that her body is in fact, incredible. Her costume did not lie to us…She also has amazing legs. There is something about her face that is very sexy and very real. It’s like she is just a regular person with natural beauty rather than a model buried under pounds of make up, and we respect that, and it adds to her allure somehow. But man does she look good…

So both women have wonderful bodies as we have established. But the winner, no contest is Tenaya. Her body is certainly better, and she is just much hotter overall. I just noticed how amazing her lips are…kissy, kissy…

 

Victor-Tenaya

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We now have our two finalists!! Vypra and Tenaya. Who will come out on top. I wish I could say on top of me, but such fantasies will never come true…see you soon!

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 2 (Quarterfinals)

Welcome to Round 2 of the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains. Check out Round 1 Part 1 and Round 1 Part 2 to catch up on all the hotness. We have 8 quarterfinalists now who will battle it out for a place in the semi’s! Let’s see how hot it gets!

Match 1

Scorpina (Mighty Morphin’)

VS

Astronema (In Space)

As expected, right away two hotties are matched up against each other. To make matters worse, both women are wearing skin tight clothing that they look fabulous in. Both of them even have cups of a sort to cover their boobs, which I am sure are glorious. We thank the costume designers for making such things to draw our attention to them, but honestly, we’d probably be looking their without them.

So which of these beauties is hotter? It is a close call but I would have to say Astronema. Scorpina looks sexy in her costume, but the leather just is more so. On top of it, Astronema is just plain hotter and acts much more sexy in the show.

Victor-Astronema

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Match 2

Vypra (LightSpeed Rescue)

VS

Nadira (Time Force)

What the heck!? Really? Two beautiful women who show off the majority of their upper bodies going head to head, or should I say, stomach to stomach so early in the tournament? This is a catastrophe…but also incredible. I mean, these women have amazing bodies. They are perfect, and they show it off to our high approval. During both of their seasons, I couldn’t wait for these sexy villains to come on and make my day.

It is hard to tell who has the better body. They look exactly the same in these pictures.

They have the same curves and waist size and width. Almost…There is one winner here. And that is the enormously sexy Vypra. She has a more beautiful face, with better hair and lips. Her metal bra thing is so sexy and more revealing than Nadira’s white top. And while both bodies are perfect, Vypra’s is more perfect. Her curves are a bit more evident and her stomach is more tone, having the perfect amount of abs, so that she doesn’t look like a gross body builder, but the muscles instead compliment her figure and add to her overall attractiveness, not to mention everything about her is so sexy.

Nadira, you’ve got a body any man or woman would want, but we want Vypra’s more, because we just can’t have them both…

Victor-Vypra

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Match 3

Kapri (Ninja Storm)

VS

Morgana (S.P.D.)

This one features some not so hot women. Well, don’t get me wrong, they are both good looking, but not compared to some others we’ve seen. Both girls have nice and tight costumes and look quite sexy in them for the most part. It’s hard to say who is better looking though. Throughout the show they both have their hot and not so hot moments. Kapri has a sexier costume and is very attractive, but that headdress she wears sort of ruins it for me.

Morgana just looks darling with that smile. Her long brown hair really compliments her good looks too. Her costumes always cover her whole body, but I think she would make for a better night than Kapri.

Victor-Morgana

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Match 4

Camille (Jungle Fury)

VS

Tenaya (RPM)

Well this is a steamy match up. Both of these women are so gorgeous. They have such sweet, beautiful faces, tender, kissable lips, great hair put up in creative ways, skin tight costumes, great bodies, you name it, they have it. And too make matters worse, they both have such an innocence to them that really makes them quite irresistible, both in character and physical appearance. Neither of them want to really be bad girls, but sort of have no choice. They just want to settle down to peaceful lives with their loved ones. And how I wish it were me. It was always such a pleasure to see them both on screen. Whether they were blowing up cities or having an internal struggle, their hotness and sexiness just always flared. That is why it is such a crime that only one of these hotties can move on, and that would be Tenaya. She was just overall more sexy to watch. The way she walked, talked and just acted in general oozed allure and hotness. I wish it were me she was pointing at like that. Whether she wanted to kill me or pleasure me, it would not matter. I would be ravaged by her one way or the other and she would have her way with me. It would be good times for sure.

Victor-Tenaya

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Well there you have it! Four beautiful woman have moved on to the semi finals. I’ll see you then.

You can also check out the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers, all listed here.

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 1 (Part 2)

 

Welcome back! 10 hot and not so hot villains faced off in part 1. Let’s see if there are any hotties here!

Match 6

Elsa (Dino Thunder)

VS

Morgana (S.P.D.)

Elsa is the right hand woman to the evil dinosaur man, Mesagog. She changes her appearance in the middle of the show. The above picture is her after her change.Image result for elsa power rangers She is an attractive woman for sure, but not too attractive. Both of her normal costumes are pretty sexy though, and this helps bring out the best of her. The picture here to the left is her original appearance. This is definitely her hotter costume, having much see through material to gaze at. She definitely is a looker. We do love all the leather these villains wear.

Morgana is the woman who doesn’t want to grow up. She gets turned into a child again so that she can play with dolls. But because she failed to kill the Rangers, she is punished by being turned back into an adult. This may be a terrible change for her, but not for the viewers. She is a very beautiful woman, though again, she isn’t like super hot. Her attire consists of a long black dress that hugs all the right places. When she wants to fight, she wears a nice, tight battle uniform that shows off her curves.

Overall, both women are good looking, but I would say Morgana is just a little more so. Her long brown hair adds to her beauty enough to push her forward.

Victor-Morgana

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Match 7

Miratrix (Operation Overdrive)

VS

Camille (Jungle Fury)

This match pits two dark haired beauties together.

Miratrix has a very beautiful face. At the beginning of the show she has long hair.

I prefer her with the long hair personally, but anyway you slice it, she is very beautiful. Her dress thing doesn’t do all that much to flatter what I am sure is a gorgeous figure, but her legs do look great in those tight black pants or whatever they are.

Camille too has an extremely beautiful face. Her outfit does not reveal anything at all, but she looks incredibly hot in it none the less.

Both girls have great hair, and I am sure their bodies are amazing. But their faces just make you want to stoke their cheek before giving them a big old kiss. But I would have to say Camille is the more beautiful out of the too. There is an innocence there that is just so alluring.

Victor-Camille

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Match 8

Tenaya 7 (RPM)

VS

Tenaya 15 (RPM)

Okay, okay, they are the exact same woman, just rebuilt a few generations. Tenaya actually goes unopposed. She is the last human looking villain in the entire franchise it would seem. But just look at her. They certainly went out with a bang. Luscious, long straight locks you just want to run your fingers through, a tough, yet sexy and gorgeous face that you would likely be unable to resist kissing if you were to meet her face to face. And let’s talk about her outfit. It covers her entire body, yet it is so wonderfully tight, it hardly leaves anything to the imagination. The only thing you are imagining when looking at this hottie is that darn zipper that holds the whole piece together being pulled down. It is already pulled down to the point that makes it uninteresting, yet oddly tantalizing, not to mention obnoxious and taunting. Just one more inch and we would have a view of what I am sure is wonderful cleavage. But don’t stop there. You can just imagine pulling that sucker all the way down where it stops at the navel. Then you can imagine her stepping out of that sexy outfit, just to finally show you the form the outfit only teased you with.

I mean, look at that butt. What a teasing outfit! It doesn’t matter if she is alone in this bout, she is so stinking hot, chances are she would win anyway.

Victor-Tenaya

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That is it for round 1. See you for round 2, where the competition really starts to heat up!

Check out the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers all listed here for some even more intense hottie action.