Tournament Of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Finals

At long last, we come to the finals. Many beautiful (and not so beautiful) women have battled it out from the numerous Adam Sandler films out there. And now we come to the final two hotties.

Take a look at all the other rounds here.

Let’s see who the hottest woman Adam Sandler has ever pretended to bang, or at least date or kiss or something like that, is.

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Holly has defeated Linda (Wedding Singer), Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison), Vanessa (Big Daddy) and Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) in this tournament. Those are some beautiful women.

As I’ve said numerous times already, this actress doesn’t choose to flaunt her body, which is highly unfortunate, but I’ll give you what I can…

She is really, really beautiful, especially in her youth, but is still someone you wouldn’t pass up in her current age.

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

To reach the finals, Palmer had to eliminate Roxanne (Grown Ups), Laura (Funny People), Alex (Chuck & Larry), and Katherine (Just Go With It). That’s a hot line-up, and she managed to prevail.

Fortunately, unlike Holly’s actress, Palmer’s is very much a model, so feast your eyes, good people.

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This woman is, as they say, drop-dead-gorgeous. Incredible body, big boobs, long legs, beautiful face, great hair, what’s not to like? Especially since all of these things are shown off exquisitely in her movie.

Holly is a stunning woman, and I can’t decide if I want to hug her or jump on top of her and do the bad thing, due to her huge mixture of cuteness and hotness. She’s a very sexy woman, and is downright gorgeous.

The thing is, Palmer is all of those things as well, but even more so.

That’s why, the hottest leading lady in an Adam Sandler movie is…

Tournament Winner

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

This doesn’t really come as a surprise if you’ve seen my Impossibly Hot Women Tournament of Hotties, where Palmer’s actress, Brooklyn Decker, was a competitor. That tournament was essentially a grouping of 16 of the hottest women on the planet. But she did actually have some tough competition in here. But in the end, Palmer is just too friggin’ hot to touch.

And as a bonus (as usual), here are all the women ranked in my own personal order, from least hot, to hottest, as they appear in their respective films. The round they were eliminated in is in parentheses.

#39 Debbie Lustig (The Week Of) [Round 1]

#38 Flor Moreno (Spanglish) [Round 1]

#37 Jennifer (Eight Crazy Nights) [Round 1]

#36 Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems) [Round 1]

#35 Becca (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

#34 Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love) [Round 1]

#33 Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler) [Round 1]

#32 Valerie Veran (Little Nicky) [Round 2]

#31 Jill Hastings (Bed Time Stories) [Round 1]

#30 Dawn (The Do-Over) [Round 1]

#29 Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill) [Round 1]

#28 Lucy Whitman (50 First Dates) [Round 1]

#27 Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

#26 Lauren Reynolds (Blended) [Round 1]

#25 Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery) [Round 1]

#24 Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler) [Round 2]

#23 Layla Maloney (Big Daddy) [Round 1]

#22 Linda (Wedding Singer) [Round 1]

#21 Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore) [Round 1]

#20 Vicki Vallencourt (The Waterboy) [Round 2]

#19 Deborah Clasky (Spanglish) [Round 2]

#18 Linda (Anger Management) [Round 3]

#17 Veronica Vaugn (Billy Madison) [Round 2]

#16 Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six) [Round 2]

#15 Laura (Funny People) [Round 2]

#14 Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy) [Round 2]

#13 Vanessa (Big Daddy) [Round 3]

#12 Babe Bennett (Mr. Deeds) [Round 1]

#11 Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds) [Semi-Finalist]

#10 Violet Van Patten (Pixels) [Round 3]

#9 Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer) [Runner-Up]

#8 Roxanne Feder (Grown Ups/Grown Ups 2) [Round 1]

#7 Heather (The Do-Over) [Round 2]

#6 Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems) [Round 3]

#5 Dalia Hakbarah (You Don’t Mess With The Zohan) [Round 1]

#4 Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It) [Semi-Finalist]

#3 Donna Newman (Click) [Round 2]

#2 Alex McDonough (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry) [Round 3]

#1 Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It) [Tournament Winner]

And there you have it! We’ll see you next Tournament of Hotties!

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Semi-Finals

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, then get ready for the final four hotties!

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

This woman is truly beautiful. She’s hot, cute, sexy, innocent, wild…everything you’d want in a woman wrapped up in one wonderful package.

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Young or old, this woman is gorgeous. It’s really a shame she never became a model. That would have made a lot of people very happy…

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Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

Interesting that an alter-ego has made it this far. But when your as pretty as she is, it’s not surprising.

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So in addition to being sometimes hot and sexy, and sometimes not, she also appears to be flat-chested in some pictures, and others she’s clearly holding in some massive knockers. What a mystery woman.

Both of these women are very attractive in their films, but one is far more so, mainly due to her sexy attitude and cute attire.

Victor

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

We have our first finalist! And we couldn’t ask for a hotter woman!

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

I don’t even need to say anything.

Perfection.

VS

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

At last, the two fierce hotties from the same movie face off!

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Both of these women are extremely hot in this movie. As I said in an earlier round, Jennifer Aniston was never that eye-catching to me, but in this movie, she had me drooling. How could she not when she looks like this…

So who will make it to the finals? The mature, gorgeous Katherine, or the youthful perfection that is Palmer?

Victor

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

That was a good clean fight ladies, now shake hands!

Well, there you have it! Holly and Palmer will face off in the finals! See you there!

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 3

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s get into some true hotties!

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

She is super sexy, and seems to be pretty easy. Definitely easy on the eyes in any case.

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She’s so beautiful. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to have ever taken up modeling. What a waste.

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

The queen of red bras returns! Let’s see how she looks in other scant clothing!

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Yeah…she’s hot. Her body is quite amazing.

So this battle of the blonds is a tough one, as both of these women are gorgeous, but one stands out regardless.

Victor

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

This beautiful alter ego is totally worth being tricked by, as long as you get a little action before she betrays you.

She’s an odd case. Sometimes she looks beautiful and sexy, other times not so much. She often looks kind of scary, like the real Wednesday from the Adam’s Family.

VS

Linda (Anger Management)

She’s a good looking woman, but nothing mind-blowing. Let’s see if that changes in real life.

Interesting, both women in this bout can be meh or very hot. But which is hotter in their movie? This is an easy one.

Victor

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Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

Alex Mcdonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

Is there anything that can stop this beautiful woman? She’s already taken down two of the hottest women in the tournament. Let’s see why!

What a sexy gal!

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

Wow. Alex has her hands full with another stunning woman. (I wish she had her hands full of Palmer, am I right?)

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What a body. What a mother fluffin body.

Alex has beaten some tough girls, not simply because she’s really hot, but also because she wears super sexy things in her movie. Palmer does also, like all the time. She’s in a tropical paradise and unfortunately, looks far more amazing in a bikini than Alex does in underwear. Alex, I’m sorry, but Palmer is better looking in every way.

Victor

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

We’ve got yet another threesome going on here!

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

Another woman who viewers benefit for her being in a paradise.

Very beautiful!

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

Another gorgeous woman, but how much so?

This woman is all kinds of sexy, what with her tight and toned body. Mmm…

VS

Julia De Fiore

Julia has defeated more women in this tournament than any other, as she has come out on top of two other three-ways. Can she repeat this for her third?

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So all three of these women are truly stunning. Believe it or not, Violet is the first to get knocked out.

And in second…Julia! While she dresses very sexy a lot in her movie, she just can’t compare to Katherine in a hula outfit. Well, actually, her lingerie scene is pretty incredible. But Katherine is better looking all around. Better face, hair, body, smile, all the works. Though Julia undoubtedly takes the cake for best butt in the tournament!

Victor

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

We’ve got the hottest girls lined up for the semi-finals, so be sure to check it out!

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 2

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s finish off round 2 to find the hottest of the hot!

Bout #6

Laura (Funny People)

She’s pretty good looking, but let’s see just how much.

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Very attractive woman with a great body. She comes off very friendly, and even more sexy. I also just realized she has a role in another Adam Sandler movie, Big Daddy, where she is way more hot than in Funny People.

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

She wears a bikini like no other. Probably because she’s a bikini model or something.

Wow…I guess she is, and a hot one at that.

Laura is hot, but she can’t possibly compare to this.

Victor

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

Bout #7

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

Seriously, Katherine’s body is amazing. She looks irresistible in that coconut bikini thing.

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I don’t know why, but despite being scantily clad in these photos, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except for that one in the black dress thing. She looks jaw-dropping there, and she’s supposedly 51 in that!

VS

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

This sexy teacher is everything a young student could hope for.

Man I would love to have seen some of my teachers in bikinis like these. She’s an attractive woman with nice boobs and a great body, but her face isn’t too great.

In fact, with the exception of the boob department, Katherine has her beat in every way.

Victor

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

Bout #8

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

Violet definitely is an eye-catcher, so let’s give your eyes some more to see!

So she might actually be a little too slim. Very beautiful though. Her thinness probably affects her boob size, which is practically non-existent.

VS

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

She’s got a hard, beautiful face, and is smoking hot, but let’s see just how smokey.

She’s got an exceptional body, and overall beautiful looks.

This is a tough one, mainly due to the rules set. Truthfully, Fox has a better body, and her pictures show it, not to mention she’s better looking all around.

But I am judging based on their appearances in the movie, and while Smoking Fox is stunning in the movie, she is barely in it, and doesn’t really do much other than look hot.

Violet has a much bigger role, has more than one costume, and looks damn sexy most of the time. So this is quite a predicament, but one must move on, and that would be…

Victor

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

Bout #9

We’ve got another threesome, thanks to uneven women!

Heather (The Do-Over)

While officially not a love-interest of Sandler’s, she’s officially really stinkin’ hot.

She can be rather diverse looking, but one consistency is she’s incredibly hot and sexy.

VS

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

Let’s see what the sometimes beautiful, sometimes meh Courtney really has to offer.

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You see what I mean? This woman is all over the place. Some of these photos she’s okay, some she’s hot, and some she’s holy hell I want to hit that!!! It’s the same exact thing in the movie. She’s got huge boobs though, so wahoo!

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

As we saw in the last round, Julia has like the best butt ever. Let’s see if we can’t see more of her…

Her body’s a bit oddly proportion, but she’s got it all where it matters.

So which of these three hotties gets to move on?

Courtney is easily the least attractive due to her inconsistencies. Plus, compared to the other two, she doesn’t act very sexy in her movie.

Heather is a more attractive woman than Julia, but Julia has better features, if you know what I mean. And unfortunately for Heather, Julia shows them off in several sexy outfits in her movie, which gives the win to…

Victor

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

That’s it for round 2! Things are going to get even hotter in the next round!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 1

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out all of round 1 listed here to catch up. Now let’s begin round 2. Things should get steamy!

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

Veronica Vaughn. So hot, want to touch the hiney.

Billy Madison says it all.

She’s clearly a very beautiful woman with a great body, both when she was younger, and older.

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Her wavy hair in this movie drives me wild.

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Absolutely gorgeous.

Both of these women are very attractive, but there’s something off about Veronica’s face that keeps her from becoming completely beautiful. Plus Holly is better looking in every category anyway.

Victor

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Bout #2

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

If only the camera were pointed a little lower…

She’s not bad looking and has a great body, but she’s nothing spectacular.

VS

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

I still can’t get over how good she looks in that dang bra.

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Turns out that bra is concealing perfection. This is one hot blond with an incredible body.

This is an easy choice.

Victor

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

Bout #3

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

So her character isn’t good-looking, but what about the actress?

Her boobs seemed to have quadrupled in size as she aged. But she’s still not the best looking woman ever.

VS

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

The beautiful alter-ego of Babe Bennett. Let’s see what this woman has to offer as neither of these characters, shall we?

She’s very sexy, and yet at the same time, not. Regardless, she’s not someone you would pass up a night with.

Victor

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

Bout #4

Linda (Anger Management)

She’s decent looking in the film, but how about the actress?

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Wow, she’s actually pretty sexy and hot.

VS

Deborah Clasky (Spanglish)

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She’s a pretty beautiful woman.

When it comes down to it, both of these girls could likely show you a good time, but this one seems a little more wild, and definitely is sexier in her film.

Victor

Linda (Anger Management)

Bout #5

Donna Newman (Click)

God, she’s so beautiful. I can’t wait to see what else she has to offer.

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Those legs…phew. She’s a hot cookie, that’s for sure.

VS

Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Check & Larry)

Wow. Alex is facing off with another extremely hot woman. Let’s see if she can compete.

That is one smokin’ hot female.

This is a really tough bout as both of these women steal the show. Both have perfect bodies, beautiful faces…perfect everything.

But Alex is yet again going to eliminate another hot woman that should make it in the later rounds. The reason Alex pulls ahead is because she wears such sexy things in her movie, and looks jaw-dropping in each outfit.

But like we did with Dalia, I think Donna deserves a special send off, so here ya go!

Victor

Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Check & Larry)

That’s it for now, see you in part 2!

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 4

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1, 2, and 3 to catch up before viewing these last few women.

Bout #16

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

Her name accurately describes her appearance.

VS

Becca (The Do-Over)

Okay, so I can’t seem to find anything of her actually in the movie, but she does play Adam Sandler’s character’s wife. And she’s not great…at all.

Victor

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

Bout #17

Okay, we are going to cheat on this next one, because Becca is such a disappointment. There are other very hot leading ladies in The Do-Over, so here goes.

Heather (The Do-Over)

I don’t even need to say anything. But Heather is the lead female role in this movie, and chances are Adam Sandler was looking right where you are during this scene, so that’s close enough to his partner, because really, who wouldn’t want her to be?

VS

Dawn (The Do-Over)

Okay, so this woman isn’t all that hot, but it’s hard not to look hot in what she’s wearing, and she’s still much better than Becca. I’ve only seen the movie once about four years ago, so I don’t really know who she is or what her relationship is to anyone. But it doesn’t matter, cuz she’s showing some skin!

There is a clear winner here…but congrats to both ladies for their sexy appearances.

Victor

Heather (The Do-Over)

Man…she loves her cleavage, doesn’t she. I know I do…

Bout #18

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

I couldn’t find anything more flattering for her. Courtney is kind of hit-or-miss in this film. Sometimes she’s smokin’, other times she’s decent. Overall, she has nice features and a pretty good body, and no matter how she looks, she is always easy on the eyes.

VS

Debbie Lustig (The Week Of)

…Um…Yeah.

Easiest bout.

Victor

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

Bout #19

This is the final bout, and due to an uneven amount of women, we’ve got our selves a threesome!

Audrey Spitz (Murder Mystery)

Audrey is pretty, but age is catching up with her. Makes me feel old saying that…

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

Julia is Adam Sandler’s character’s significantly younger and hotter…mistress I guess you would say. Oh, and his employee. I don’t even need to show you her face, because that butt speaks for itself. You may need to sit a little straighter for this one.

VS

Dinah Ratner (Uncut Gems)

So she’s a whole lot of meh. Not someone you’d approach, but probably wouldn’t turn her away if she approached you…maybe. In any case, we can see why Sandler’s character would leave her for a younger hottie.

So this is a devastating round, for one completely destroys the other two.

Dinah is the least attractive by far, followed by Audrey, which leaves the absurdly wonderful bum of Julia.

Victor

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

Okay! We have just sifted through the bulk of women that were love interests (and then some) in Adam Sandler movies. See you in round two, where we’ll really get into it.

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 3

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1 and 2, and now let’s check out 10 more leading ladies from movies starring Adam Sandler!

Bout #11

Jill Hastings (Bedtime Stories)

Looks like she’s got a nice body under that shirt, but that’s all. Could just be the picture though.

Nah…not great.

VS

Laura (Funny People)

Oh, she’s pretty! But careful, she’s a cheater! But good thing the Tournament of Hotties doesn’t judge by character morality!

No contest.

Victor

Laura (Funny People)

Bout #12

Roxanne Feder

(Growns Ups/ Grown Ups 2)

You have my attention Roxanne. How can you not, with those enormous boobs pushing open that dress? Who’s ever next is going to have a hard time beating this one.

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

…Wow…

What we have here is like opposites…glorious opposites. Roxanne is the dark stunning hottie, against the shining white stunner. It’s a shame both of these women face off so early.

Palmer has youth on her side, and while her boobs don’t look as big as Roxanne’s, they are no slouches. Overall, Palmer is actually much better looking, and her hair is prettier too.

But I don’t want to see Roxanne go out without a bang, so let’s see what we can dig up.

Dang. It’s really a shame we won’t get to see more of her. But seeing as hot as Roxanne is, it really impresses just how hot Palmer is! I can’t get over how big her boobs are!

Victor

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

Bout #13

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

I never found Jennifer Aniston very attractive, but when she takes on the role of Katherine Murphy, she was absolutely beautiful, but how could she not be in those dubs? Her hair in that picture compliments her fantastically, not to mention that fantastic body. Dang that’s nice. Just Go With It happens to be my favorite Adam Sandler movie, and the fact that it stars two stunning bikini clad women is a major bonus!

Let’s see what unfortunate woman has to compete with Katherine’s incredible body!

VS

Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill)

She’s not bad, but I’m going to be blunt and say she doesn’t come close to Katherine. Though it does look like she’s got a nice tight body.

Victor

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

Bout #14

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

Maru was a teacher who spent much of her life in prison for having an affair with one of her like-14-year-old students. That’s one lucky kid. Pretty sure all her students would bang her if given the chance.

We’ve all had teachers that we’ve wanted to bed, and I’ve gotta say, Maru doesn’t even come close to some of the teachers I’ve had. But I never managed to get any of them to put their job and freedom at risk. Sigh…

VS

Lauren Reynolds (Blended)

Hmm, she looks familiar…

This is no contest.

Man…I feel like such a bully. Drew Barrymore had three chances to advance, and was knocked out each time.

Victor

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

Bout #15

Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler)

I’ve never seen this movie, so I’m basing her off of a couple pictures. She’s okay. Nothing great, and she’s got more R’s in her last name than any name has business having.

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

Don’t even have to think about this one.

Victor

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

A lot of hot women today! There’s just a few more, which we’ll get to in the next part! See you there!

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Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies: Round 1, Part 1

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

So here goes, Round 1 of the next Tournament of Hotties begins!

Bout #1

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

Veronica is very beautiful and very sexy, the fact that she’s a third grade teacher makes her all the more sexy. Unfortunately her face is a bit…crunched? I don’t know. Something looks off with it, but it doesn’t detract to much from her hotness.

VS

Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore)

Virginia is a beautiful woman but her all-business hair cut doesn’t really make her irresistible.

See what I mean?

Though any woman presenting herself with lingerie and beer is pretty much a sure thing, especially with a great body like hers.

But while Virginia is beautiful, is Veronica was in that sexy get-up, I think most people would faint.

Victor

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)

Bout #2

Linda (The Wedding Singer)

Linda is an indecisive whore, who’s into hard, carefree men, or so it seems. She’s the persona of a 80’s metal chick and she’s probably very wild and experimental in bed. And she’s good looking, so…she’s desirable.

VS

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Holly is an easy lay, and that’s fine with us. She’s also quite hot and sexy, and always dresses the part. She seems to rather enjoy showing us her shoulders, which is fine, as they are gorgeous. Her curly hair drives me wild, and her face is beautiful.

Both women are hot, but this one is a no-contest…

Victor

Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

Bout #3

Julia Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)

She’s cute, but nothing spectacular. A kind and proper woman for the most part, except for falling in love with other men when she’s engaged to someone else. Bitch.

VS

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

Yeah…she’s sexy. She does what she wants and takes what she wants, and you could only hope it’s you. Plus, she’s one heck of a mechanic!

This is easy.

Victor

Vicki Vallencourt (The Water Boy)

Bout #4

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

Vanessa is an obviously hot blond and looks downright incredible in red bras. If you want to hold on to this hottie, best get yourself a five year plan. She does not discriminate with age.

VS

Layla Maloney (Big Daddy)

Layla is beautiful and rocks the short hair quite well. She also has a great smile. Her voice can be a bit annoying, but since that has absolutely nothing to do with her looks, we won’t count that against her.

But poor Layla can’t stand up to hot, shirtless blonds, I’m afraid.

Victor

Vanessa (Big Daddy)

Bout #5

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

Oh boy… Well… it looks like she could be beautiful is she spruced herself up a bit. But she obviously has a ridiculous wild side, cuz she likes to bang demons. Or rather, half demons.

VS

Lena Leonard (Punch-Drunk Love)

This is the best picture I could find of her. She looks pretty here, but the rest of her pictures, not so much.

It doesn’t help that I have never seen this movie, and I haven’t seen Little Nicky in like 20 years, so I can’t remember anything about Valerie.

So upon further research into each movie, Lena really isn’t attractive at all, and Valerie has potential to say the least. I didn’t expect this but…

Victor

Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

Okay! That’s it for part 1! There’s still lots of women to get through, so see you in round 1, part 2!

May 31, 2020June 14, 2020 by vidchord Categories: OtherTags: adam sandler, beautiful actresses, bikinis, comedies, hot girls, hot women, hottest actresses, hottest models, hottest women of all time, lead roles, romantic, sexy clothes, sexy women Leave a comment

The Sad Case of Emma Watson

This is the tragic tale of someone who had the potential to be one of the most beautiful women in the world…but it just didn’t happen.

Okay, allow me to explain. Emma Watson was introduced to most of the world when the first Harry Potter movie came out. The world watched her, along with all the other child actors, grow up through this series of movies.

If her Wikipedia page is correct, then I am 10 months older than Ms. Watson, so in a way, I was growing up right beside her, and by this I mean, she was my peer from another continent, and a girl I would be interested in, seeing as we were the same age.

In the first two movies, she was nothing to look at, being so young. But I remember when the third movie came out, I was like “dang, Hermione is beautiful. If she’s this hot now, I can’t imagine how good looking she’ll be as an adult.”

Sure, now it looks like she’s a little kid, but remember, at the time so was I, and she was better looking than most girls in my school…by far. (Professional make-up tends to do that…) It was at this time she began to mature into a woman, and it was really exciting to see.

I mean, look how much older she looks compared to the previous movie.

As the years went by, I watched her in each movie, hating the movies generally, but admiring Emma Watson’s good looks.

But by the fifth or sixth movie, I began to notice something, and it was confirmed by the final movies…The woman I expected her to grow up to never came to pass.

Her body never fully developed. She never grew boobs, a butt, any type of womanly growth she was supposed to get in her teen years didn’t really happen. In fact, she just looks a little older and taller by the seventh movie, the rest of her body looks exactly the same as in the third movie.

Seriously! This is her when she’s 13 and when she’s 20. The only differences when she’s 20 is she looks older and a bit taller and broader. It’s tragic, but her body just never reached it’s full potential. Maybe she was huffing too many potion fumes?

By the sixth movie, I lost all interest in her looks. By this time, most of the girls in my high school, and then college, were far better looking than her, and actually had things to look at on them.

Don’t get me wrong though, she’s still a good looking girl, at least when it comes to her face and hair, but as a whole package, she’s not much.

And then when the movies were all done, she made the worst mistake she possibly could. You know what I’m talking about.

Yuck! She took away her best and only feminine feature. I can’t even look at this picture for more than a second without getting disgusted!

I haven’t really seen anything on her in some time, but I think her hair grew back, but her body remains the same.

But hey, she can still be hot…here’s proof.

She looks gorgeous and sexy in these pictures, but then again, what woman with a decent figure wouldn’t, dressed liked that?

Really, picture any other woman you’re attracted to in these clothes, and that’s when it hits that maybe she doesn’t look that great after all. I personally would much rather see an infinite number of woman in her place here.

In fact, these pictures may not even be real! I know there’s a lot of fake photos of her face on other women with better bodies, because clearly other people had the same wishes as I did.

I am in no way bashing or insulting Emma Watson for her unfortunate physique. It’s not her fault. And her body is nice and slender, so that’s a plus. It appears she takes care of what little she has anyway.

All I’m saying is what a disappointment it was to see each movie after the third and not see her develop into one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Poor Emma, I had such high hopes for you!

January 12, 2020January 13, 2020 by vidchord Categories: MoviesTags: 8, 9, biggest disappointments, emma watson, harry potter, hot girls, hot women, sexy, sexy clothes, what if 3 Comments

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Finals

Here we are, the final bout of the hottest tournament to date.

16 of the hottest women I have ever seen competed with all their looks, so that only two remain. Let’s find out who the hottest cosplayer of all time is!

See the rest of the tournament listed here, and let’s get this going!

Kristen Hughey

Jessica Nigri

Kristen Hughey

Vs

Jessica Nigri

Two busty blond bombshells with big butts are competing here. It should get steamy.

Kristen has defeated Yaya Han, Joanie Brosas, and Jennifer Van Damsel, her large assets helping her win over some truly beautiful and sexy women.

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Woo, very sexy.

She’s got a perfect body, which makes it tough for Jessica.

But she’s been against flawless before, such as Amy Thunderbolt, Ana Cheri, and Danielle Beaulieu, which is no easy feat!

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Wow…just incredible.

Ironically, this is one of the easiest bouts in the whole tournament. One of these women dominates over the other.

Kristen has a great body and nice big boobs and a butt to match. Her greatest flaw is her face, which isn’t all that great at times.

Jessica has no flaw. She’s is completely beautiful. Her face is gorgeous. She is hot, sexy, and cute all at once. Her boobs are full and sexy, better than Kristen’s, as well as her butt.

On top of this, she is one of the most gifted cosplayers I have ever seen, if not the best.

She is one of the hottest people on the planet.

Victor

Jessica Nigri

And there you have it! We have our hottest cosplayer of all time!

And as always, the bonus of ranking them from least hottest to most hot (in my opinion). I will list what round they made it to in parentheses.

I hate ranking them, for I always feel guilty, since they are all so very, very hot.

But oh well, here goes.

#16 Leanna Vamp (Round 1)

#15 Jordan Carver (Round 1)

#14 Stella Chu (Round 1)

#13 Kate Sarkissian (Round 2)

#12 Joanie Brosas (Round 2)

#11 Yaya Han (Round 1)

#10 Jennifer Van Damsel (Semi-Finalist)

#9 Kristen Hughey (Finalist)

#8 Jannet Vinogradova (Round 1)

#7 Kayla Erin (Round 1)

#6 Kay Victoria (Round 2)

#5 Beke Jacoba (Round 1)

#4 Ana Cheri (Round 2)

#3 Amy Thunderbolt (Round 1)

#2 Danielle Beaulieu (Semi-Finalist)

#1 Jessica Nigri (Victor)

Wow, this tournament could have gone a whole lot differently. All the hottest women were knocked out early, thanks to Jessica and Danielle.

It’s amazing that Jessica was up against the three hottest women next to her in the whole tournament. Her final bout was an easy win, ironically. That is a testament to her hotness!

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