Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 5

Here is the final part of Round 1. A record number of women have been shown in this round, and we are down to the last few. Check out the rest in parts 1, 2, 3, and 4. Now let’s get down to business.

 

 

 

Bout #25

Jinx Johnson (Die Another Day)

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VS

 

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Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

 

Okay…sigh…this is definitely the hardest match up yet. Both of these women are completely stunning.

Jinx kills it in that bikini, showing off her perfect body. (It is the incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry after all).

But Miranda looks just as jaw dropping, showing off a slightly more toned body. So what to do when faced with two perfect women and you can’t have both?

What’s worse is how both of them act so sexy and dress even sexier in their movies. This is quite a frustrating choice, but I think this one pulls out ahead.

 

 

Victor

Miranda-Frost

Miranda Frost (Die Another Day)

Sorry Jinx fans, Miranda’s just got better hair and on top of being hot and sexy, there is a cuteness to her that draws me a bit closer to her than Jinx.

 

Bout #26

 

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

VS

 

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Strawberry Fields (Quantum of Solace)

 

This is another bout with 2 absolutely beautiful women.

Vesper’s job is to just look stunning in revealing dresses.

Strawberry has a smaller part, but acts very tough and sexy.

This is both a tough and easy decision.

 

Victor

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Vesper Lynd (Casino Royale)

 

Note that she probably only beats Strawberry for her consistently sexy attire. I just want to point this out just so as not to undermine how gorgeous and hot Strawberry Fields is.

 

 

Bout #27

 

Bond’s Lover (Skyfall)

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VS

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

This is an easy one. Bond’s Lover is just some chick he was banging while the world thought he was dead. She’s in it for like 10 seconds and you barely see her. She’s mostly just getting shagged in the shadows. She doesn’t even look attractive from the picture above.

And then there’s Severine and well…yeah…

 

 

Victor

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Severine (Skyfall)

 

 

Bout #28

 

Lucia (Spectre)

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VS

 

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Madeline (Spectre)

 

Both of these women are very beautiful, but not overly so.

If I remember, Lucia is a cheating whore and gets murdered for it, and Madeline is the hard to get lay. While both of them are sexy looking, there is a clear winner.

 

Victor

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Madeline (Spectre)

 

And there we have it! All the women that Bond has banged (by my count) have duked it out. Next up is Round 2!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 3

Welcome back to part 3. Check out the first two groups of girls to battle it out in parts 1 & 2, and here we are with another batch of beauties!

 

Bout #13

Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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VS

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Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)

Again, two beautiful women. Anya looks incredible in that dress. It shows us enough to make us want to see more, no matter what we have to do to gaze upon the rest of that amazing body. Jeez what a tease.

Corrine looks incredible in that night gown. And speaking of teases, check out this…

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This is her work attire!

How is that professional?

I want to work there!

 

 

And I really feel bad for Bond here. This is the ultimate test of a man. moonraker-roger-moore-and-corinne-clery

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No mortal man would ever not look down at her chest at least twice in this conversation.

So we have a couple teasers with nice racks. Who is hotter? Why…this is quite easy. This woman is far more beautiful… almost irresistible even.

 

Victor

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Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

 

Bout #14

 

Manuela (Moonraker)

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VS

Holly Goodhead

Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

Neither of these woman really scream “hot!” and one I don’t find attractive at all. But both look good in what they are wearing, especially Manuela…that is a very sexy picture up there.

This is an easy pick.

 

Victor

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Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)

 

Bout #15

 

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

(For Your Eyes Only)

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VS

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Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

This is a really, really tough one. Both of these woman are very beautiful. And the picture of the countess absolutely destroys the picture of Melina. If both women were displayed to you as they are in these pictures, every man would pick the countess I’m sure.

But Melina has a prettier face and also looks to be hiding quite a nice body.

Both of them have, great sexy hair as well.

When it all comes down to it, I think age plays the biggest deciding factor. Melina is much younger, and therefore just irks her way ahead. I wish I could see the Countess when she was younger…but still props to her for being a very hot older woman. We’d all love to reach inside that robe!

Victor

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Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)

 

 

Bout #16

Magda (Octopussy)

 

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VS

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

Well this is an annoying one. Both of these women are hot, but not by much. The really annoying part is that both of them are dressed so ridiculously sexy, showing off flawless bodies. It’s their faces that ruin these otherwise perfect specimens of woman.

Magda is absolutely stunning in that genie costume. Her body is tight and toned and looks like Bond could have quite the night with her.

Octopussy looks a bit older, but that robe is hiding something absolutely gorgeous. Her toned legs are some of the best I have ever seen, and what little is sneaking out of the robe looks to be like something we’d want to see more of.

 

What doesn’t help is all the sexy things Magda wears thoughout the movie, but I just don’t like her face at times. Dang it’s tough. Oh well, better go with.

Victor

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Octopussy (Octopussy)

 

 

Bout #17

 

Kimberly Jones (A View To a Kill)

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VS

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Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Both of these girls are okay. They are certainly good looking enough, but nothing special. It might be that smile Kimberly is giving that makes her face look not so great, and I don’t like Pola’s short hair.

But Pola has a much more beautiful face, and the fact that she’s naked doesn’t hurt, showing off what is most certainly an incredible body.

Victor

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Now that’s a much better smile than Kimberly’s.

 

Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)

 

Bout #18

 

May Day (A View To a Kill)

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VS

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Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

This is an easy one. Stacy is a rather pretty woman, while May Day, sorry to say, looks like a man. Seriously, she reminds me of Wesley Snipes.

Victor

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Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)

 

Well, there’s another 12 down, but there’s still a lot more to get through. See you in part 4!

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 2

And here we are continuing the long list of women James Bond has had his way with. If you missed the first 12 girls duke it out, you can catch up here

 

Bout #7

Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

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VS

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Tracy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

This is another tough one. Both women are very beautiful, Tracy even being the only woman to ever make Bond become a one woman man…for about 30 seconds. But when someone points a gun at you wearing that, it’s easy to see why Bond married her.

Helga has a sexy aura about her, and you can tell she’s got big boobs the way they are trying to burst through that loose top.

Tracy has a certain cuteness about her, like you want to cuddle with her after one go, whereas Helga would keep you busy all night. It’s tough but…

Victor

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Helga Brandt (You Only Live Twice)

 

Bout #8

 

Ruby Windsor

(On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

ruby

VS

nancy

Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

Bond finds himself in his dream paradise in this film…an all girls…shall we say academy…where he does his utmost to bang them all. Of these two women, there is no question who the hotter one is…

Victor

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Nancy (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

 

Bout #9

Tiffany Case (Diamonds Are Forever)

tiffany case

VS

miss caruso

Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

Tiffany Case is somehow the only woman Bond has his way with in Diamonds Are Forever. This is probably because she is constantly wearing something sexy to keep her attention.

It’s hard to resist a woman constantly showing off her body, even if she isn’t that great looking. Though it might just be her hair. If it wasn’t all permed up she would probably be a lot hotter.

Miss Caruso is just some chick Bond’s banging in the beginning of the movie who quickly hides in a closet before going away, but not before showing off some sort of beauty.

Victor

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Miss Caruso (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #10

 

Rosie (Live and Let Die)

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VS

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

Rosie has a nicely toned body that looks amazing in that bikini.

The long haired beauty that is Solitaire looks astounding in that white dress, all tied up and sexy looking. This is an easy one.

Victor

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Solitaire (Live and Let Die)

 

Bout #11

 

 

Andrea Anders

(Man With The Golden Gun)

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VS

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Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

Both of these women are beautiful, but not overly so.

Andrea is a bit older, which makes her that much hotter, especially the way she’s killing it in that dress.

But Mary shows off a body that is completely flawless, making a bikini the only natural article of clothing she can wear that isn’t criminally offensive, for it is certainly a crime for her not to show us that amazing body. She also is just better looking overall.

 

Victor

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Mary Goodnight

(Man With The Golden Gun)

 

Bout #12

Log Cabin Girl (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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VS

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Arab Beauty (The Spy Who Loved Me)

 

Hoo boy! Two unamed hotties that just appear for a quick shag. Both women are attractive, but despite not being naked like the log cabin girl, the Arab is showing off a lot more skin and looks sexy beyond belief.

Victor

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Arab Beauty

 

That’s it for part 2. See you for part 3!

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Finals

Well we finally made it to the finals. Two of the hottest pop singers to ever live are about to battle it out to see who the hottest one of all time is. So check out the links listed here if you want to see all the scantily clad competitors, and now here’s the hotness!

 

Christina Aguilera VS Katy Perry

Observe, the hotness that is Christina. She is a sexy, sexy, hot, unbelievably sexy woman with an incredible body.

A dream come true.

And now for the final hottie!

Man, have you ever seen such gorgeous women before?

Now the hard part…to see who is hottest…oh boy…

They both dress very sexy in their own ways, but both showing off their sexy bodies, which are both perfect. I don’t know whose is better.

Overall, Christina is sexier, but Katy is more beautiful. It’s a hard call but I’d have to go with…

Victor- Katy Perry

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That’s right, she is the hottest pop singer of all time. She has a great body, beautiful, hot, sexy, cute, gorgeous features, and just looks to be about perfect in every way! A well deserved win. It’s just too bad she had some melt down and cut off all her hair and doesn’t look so hot anymore. But that’s just me.

 

And as always, I will rank the 16 pop singers on how I personally find them, from least attractive to hottest. It’s just an excuse to see some more of all these hotties. The round next to their name is how far they made it in the tournament.

#16 Fergie (Round 1)

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#15 Taylor Swift (Round 1)

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#14 Gwen Stefani (Round 1)

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#13 Janet Jackson (Round 1)

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#12 Ciara (Round 2)

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#11 Carrie Underwood (Round 2)

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#10 Shakira (Round 1)

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#9 Aaliyah (Round 2)

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#8 Jennifer Lopez (Round 1)

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#7 Jessica Simpson (Round 1)

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#6 Beyonce (Round 1)

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#5 Mariah Carey (Semi-Finalist)

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#4 Britney Spears (Round 2)

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#3 Christina Aguilera (Finalist)

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#2 Ariana Grande (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Katy Perry (Winner)

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Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Semi-Finals

This is it! We are down to the last four hotties. Only two will advance. Check out who’s been eliminated so far and now, let’s move on to the first bout!

Mariah Carey VS Christina Aguilera

Wow. Talk about two unbelievably sexy women. It’s going to be hard to choose which is hotter. But try we shall!

Mariah, the hottie who doesn’t stop…

I’ve always thought Mariah was super hot, but since this tournament, it’s been amplified. She is everything you would want in a woman rolled into the perfect package.

And here’s the ridiculously sexy Christina!

Oh my God, she is so sexy. She is like the embodiment of lust. Everything from her posture, her expressions, her body…she always looks like she wants to have her way with you, and I doubt anyone would be able to say no.

Both women are perfect and deserve to have made it this far. It’s hard to say who the hottest is, but this one is so alluring…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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And the last two women are nothing short of perfect hotties.

Katy Perry VS Ariana Grande

Let’s start with the astounding beauty that is Katy Perry…

Amazing body, great features on said body, and her face is perfectly gorgeous, giving an innocent, likeable woman kind of look, but also hinting at a wild side that everyone wants to see. She looks super sexy singing with that mouth of hers hanging open.

And the younger, yet master of hot and cute herself, Ariana Grande!

Everything about her drives me wild. Her small tight figure, those short skirts, especially when she leans forward in that taunting, sexual way. She knows just how to get our attention with her none too revealing clothes, but makes it even sexier than if she was standing in front of you naked.

So who is the winner? I don’t really know. They are both so perfect. Each is very different, having their own unique hot qualities. But Ariana, while being someone anybody would want to spend their life with, just still has a bit of a babyish look to her, despite being ridiculously sexy.

Victor- Katy Perry

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So we now have out finalists! Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry will battle it out for the hottest pop singer of all time!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 2

Here we are with the second part of round 2 where we will see 4 more of the hottest pop singers to ever live battle it out for a chance to make it to round 2. See part 1 if you missed out, and now here we go!

Britney Spears VS Jennifer Lopez

God dang it! 2 more gorgeous women! How will I ever tell which is hotter? Guess we’ll have to check out some photos.

I remember when Britney exploded onto the scene with her school girl outfit…britney spears Baby-One-More-Time-2-optimised

Yeah that one…and some hot gym outfit from the same video. When I saw it…this girl became my goddess. Kimberly from power rangers was pushed to the side for all us kids. For the next few years, Britney treated us with sexy, scantily clad clothing that really let us know what the female body could look like…and we ate it up.

Thank you for your wonderful education, Britney!!

I found out about Jennifer Lopez a bit later on, and she floored me as well. She wasn’t as sexy as Britney to me back then, but what about now?

This woman has been hot since she started out her career and just remains so all these years later. She’s got a great body with some nice abs at times, a cute, yet sexy face and some nice long hair to compliment it.

So which of the perfect beauties is hotter?

Well…it’s a tough call honestly. They both have great bodies and are well equipped, but there is something a bit more alluring about this one.

Victor-Britney Spears

 

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Just gorgeous

And again, two more hard to decide hotties next…

Christina Aguilera VS Jessica Simpson

Seriously…why are these women so perfect?

Christina was brought to my attention shortly after Britney Spears, which further showed me how sexy and beautiful women can be.

 

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I remember seeing a picture similar to this at a library and thought it was the most amazing thing in the world. In fact, it was probably the first topless woman I’ve ever seen.

 

 

Ahh….Good times…good times….

 

 

 

But anyway, here’s some more of this pop beauty’s body.

My…she is certainly sexy. What a wonderful body.

But let’s not forget about the gorgeous Jessica Simpson!

What a sex muffin!

I first fell hard for her after seeing a music video for boots made for walking or something, where she did some of this…Jessica Simpson pink bikini collage

Yeah, it was hot…one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t help that her body if absolutely perfect and her hair so long and sexy.

So I’m left at the impossible decision to find who is hotter. Jessica has like such a sexy side to her, but a cute innocent look as well, which is bonus points for sure, but Christina is just pure sexy, layers and layers of it. It’s a close call, but the winner by a small margin is…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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That’s it for now! See you in part 3!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

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Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!

Series Ranked: American Pie

Today I will be ranking the main installments of the American Pie film franchise. I have never seen any of the spin offs, so they will not be included, and I probably wouldn’t include them if I did see them anyway.

American Pie is one of my favorite film series of all time. At first glance they appear to be stupid teen party sex movies, but they are actually so much deeper. The films explore pivotal parts of life that we all experience and relate to. Every single character can be compared to someone we know in real life, as well as most of the situations the characters are in. Obviously, most of this is exaggerated greatly for the sake of humor, but remains true to life in some respect all the same. From the awkward, embarrassing situations main character Jim is found in, to his deep/hilarious talks with his dad, each second is an emotional, hysterical blast that leaves you feeling quite satisfied at the end.

So here we go, I will be ranking them from worst to best, but note that I love every single one of these movies.

#4

American Wedding

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The third film and final one for around a decade is my least favorite. When I first saw it, I was rather disappointed by it. Perhaps because I was too young at the time to relate? I don’t know, but now that I have seen it probably 10 times, it really has quite grown on me.

The film starts off just after college graduation, setting the scene for the next big step in life…marriage. The movie focuses on main character Jim and his fiance Michelle planning their big wedding day. It does a nice job showing all the work and stress that leads up to a wedding, and how girls always dream up these perfect days and how the husband to be must break his back doing his best to not disappoint her.

The sub plot involves Stiffler and Finch competing over a woman, all the while trying to impress her parents. This turns out to be a hilarious ordeal.

What I don’t like is that the film is entirely focused on these four characters. All the other series regulars are absent, even main character Chris, and even though Kevin is in it, he has no real part and only has a handful of lines.

Regardless, the film is a blast and shows us that no matter what crazy set backs can happen, eventually in the end it all works out.

#3

American Pie

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Next up is the one that started it all. The main plot is a group of horny virgins coming up on their high school graduation vow to lose their virginity on prom night. The movie focuses on them doing absurd things to make it happen.

I know that plot sounds ridiculous, but it is absolutely how high school is, and every character and their motivations is completely relateable. We get to watch them all grow and mature in their last few weeks of high school, where they realize sex isn’t everything.

Another big part of the plot, and something we all also experience, is them learning to face the future. Once you graduate high school, your life completely changes, and the film does a great job dealing with these teenagers coming to terms with that, and they do everything they can to prepare and/or prevent their lives from changing.

#2

American Pie 2

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This movie starts off just as the gang is finishing up their freshman year in college. They all reunite back home to attempt to live the lives they were so accustomed to in high school, only to find that something just wasn’t right. To attempt to put things right, they rent a big house on Lake Michigan and spend the summer working and partying together. As the summer slips away from them, they realize the future can not be stopped and must accept the changes they were not ready to face in the first movie.

This is a challenge we all must face, usually against our will. No one is truly ready to grow up and it is just awesome to watch a film where you get to see people struggle with this, but in a hugely hilarious, yet emotional way. Again each character winds up maturing tremendously by the end of it.

#1

American Reunion

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The fourth and final film brings back all the characters that were missing in American Wedding for a truly spectacular high school reunion, their 13 year high school reunion to be specific.

The film is about the gang dealing with the troubles of early adulthood, while at the same time, trying to still keep that kid alive inside of them. They each face their own turmoils about their lives and lean on each other to help make it seem better. But when they all get together, they once again try to relive their glorious high school days, only to find their old home isn’t quite how it used to be, now taken over by the current high schoolers. A few scenes show off the generational gaps of kids today versus how they were in the 90’s, and how problematic this becomes for the older generation, whose maturity must be forlorn, reverting back to the kids they once were to meet the youngen’s on their level.

It is fun to watch how old memories are brought up and how it makes the characters feel and act. There are many deep nostalgic moments in the movie, and it is the funniest, wildest, and somehow the most mature film in the franchise, making it my favorite.

Well that’s all of them. There was rumor of a fifth one, but I don’t think that will come to pass unfortunately. I would love to see these guys in yet another struggle through life!

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