Welcome to the final part of round 1, where the last 4 girls compete to advance! Check out parts 1, 2, & 3, and then feast your eyes on these lovely women!
Carrie Underwood is very beautiful…and adorable and gorgeous. Take a look…
This is a woman you could take home and spend the rest of your life happily with. But she lacks a bit when it comes to the sheer hotness we have seen in some of the women during this tournament, and though her body is very nice, it doesn’t match some of the others. Though, again, she’s beautiful.
Fergie has a nice body and a sexy vibe to her…
So yeah, her body obliterates Carrie’s, but her face isn’t all that great, where as Carrie’s is perfect. Hmm. who should win then?
Really, this woman has such an irresistible glow to her that it’s hard to ignore her, and that’s why she wins.
Victor- Carrie Underwood
And now for our last two women!
Taylor SwiftVSAriana Grande
Taylor Swift is another one I just threw on here because I didn’t know of anybody else. She is nothing short of attractive, but nothing compared to most of the women here. But let’s take a look at some pictures and let you decide…
TORONTO, ON – OCTOBER 02: Taylor Swift performs onstage during the 1989 World Tour Live in Toronto at Rogers Center on October 2, 2015 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/LP5/Getty Images for TAS)
She’s got a great body, without a doubt. I just don’t love her face…sort of…it’s pretty…
Ariana Grande is another one I’ve never heard of, but saw her on a magazine and became quite interested. I think it was this photo.
I found this to be an amazingly hot woman and had to know more!
Upon deeper research.
Holy crap, this girl has it all. She has a small tight body, toned and sexy. Her long hair and dark skin are incredibly perfect. She excels at being both hot and sexy, yet unbelievably cute and sweet, making her literally the best of both worlds. The only downside is she seems to have somewhat of a baby face, which hurts her a tad.
But anyway, there is one clear winner here.
Victor- Ariana Grande
Well that’s it for Round 1! Things will really start to get wild in round 2! See you there!!
Alright! We narrowed it down to the last four hotties! These gorgeous gals will battle it out to see which two will make it to the finals!
Check out the links here to catch up on all the hottie action in rounds 1 and 2, and then please, enjoy the upcoming hotties!
I’ve already talked about how amazingly beautiful and perfect and sexy Megan Fox is. No matter what she’s wearing, or not wearing, she is just so, so beautiful. She took down Tara Reid and Jessica Alba in this tournament so far. When will her rampage end? Let’s take a look and see if that end is in sight.
A woman who looks like this is definitely going to be tough to beat. As I just said, no matter what she’s in, she’s gorgeous.
I mean, in this picture I’m about to show you, she is in hardly anything revealing, and it’s barely more than a picture of her face.
It’s such an innocent picture and yet my jaw drops to the floor as if she was standing naked in front of me. She’s beautiful, plain and simple.
And to compete with her is the slender, sexy cosplayer Joanie Brosas, whose taken down Katie Cassidy and Angelina Jolie so far. This girl has an amazing body that easily takes the cake over Megan Fox’s body. And the fact that Megan’s is already completely perfect, that is a mighty impressive thing to say.
And speaking of Megan, I think she is the reason I discovered Joanie, now that I think about it. I was reading an article that was talking about Megan Fox being considered to play Lara Croft for a Tomb Raider reboot movie years ago. There was a picture of this.
It’s a hot photo, for sure, but this picture somehow led me to these…
And thus I discovered potentially the greatest body of all time. I mean just look at that. It completely blows away what Megan Fox looks like in her outfit. I”m sure you want more evidence to back up the whole “greatest body claim,” so here it is.
There are no words to describe her body. Like jeez, it’s (insert description here). Perfect is an understatement.
I mean, look at these pictures.
That other girl is no pushover. In other words, she’s hot. But when standing next to Joanie, she almost appears ugly. So I suppose the real question is, does Megan Fox appear ugly next to Joanie?
Megan is still gorgeous. The hard part is deciding which of these women is actually hotter. We’ve already established Joanie has the better body, so that’s big points.
The woman that will move on is just barely hotter than her competition. There is something just more sexy about her. It’s like she is a goddess or something, but seems so real as well, if that makes any sense. You get lost in her looks, and it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
You see? There is just something so real about her? It’s hard to explain, much like her beauty. Whatever she’s got, Joanie is lacking in it.
Next up are quite literally the two hottest blondes on the planet.
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara has beat out Ciara Hanna and Elizabeth Hurley, two of the finest woman in two different generations. But does the PlayBoy model have what it takes to compete with the gorgeous Alexandria? Maybe these pictures can help shed some light…
Good lordie, what a body! There isn’t a flaw on this woman. She is so toned, so hot, so sexy, so perfect.
Next is Allie, who can impressively say she has taken down Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. Her body is literally an hourglass shape and it’s amazing. Here, see for yourselves!
Everything about her is amazing! EVERYTHING! Just look at her. She is not of this world. She is too perfect. Her butt…wow…her boobs…nice! Her long flowing hair. Her tight, toned body. Those lips, that adorable face. Regardless of how much is covered or revealed on that flawless figure, she can take your breath away.
So which of these two blond beauties is hotter? This is a very tough decision, but I think this one is.
Sara Jean Underwood
Megan Fox will join Sara in the finals.
But I have to say this about Joanie and Allie. Those two girls are so hot, so perfect, so beautiful in every way, that they almost seem manufactured, like they are robots or something. Sara and Megan beat them for they feel more real, more relatable, and have distinctive sexy auras about them. It’s easier to wrap your head around those two.
So I guess you could say Joanie and Allie lost for being too hot, which doesn’t make sense in a Tournament of Hotties, but that’s the way it goes.
See you next time for the final round of the Impossibly Hot Women tournament!
First up is Sara Jean Underwood, who as far as I know, has contributed mainly just her body to the fine folks of Earth. And really, that is the best gift she could offer. As a PlayBoy model, there is literally no shortage of jaw dropping pictures of this woman. So here, check them out, or rather, check her out.
Oh my goodness gracious. If you didn’t notice, this woman is a flawless beauty. Her toned body, nice ASSets and breast, combined with her blond hair and gorgeous face make her something to be desired…for all eternity. Knowing you live on the same planet as this woman and not getting to be with her, let alone see her, is literally Hell on Earth.
Well we saw the gorgeous youthful blond, but what about the older, yet unwavering beauty of the brunette, Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s check out how she’s doing!
Age has done nothing to slow this woman down, as far as her looks are concerned. She is almost every bit as hot now as she was 20-30 years ago. And for a woman in her 50’s, that makes her about 10x hotter right there. She is a goddess in her own right, and we should all bow to her beauty.
So which of these two women is the hottest? The younger blond, or the more mature brunette. As much as I don’t want to say this, it is this one, no contest.
Sara Jean Underwood
But seriously though. Elizabeth Hurley…super freakin’ hot…like… it’s baffling.
Next up is another brunette and blond!
Starting off with Kim, you might have noticed that she has an amazing body from the picture above, or of the tons of bikini photos of her from Round 1.
There is no shortage of hot photos of her, since she basically makes a living off of being hot. So let’s take a look at some of her work, shall we?
No matter what she is wearing, what she is doing, from modeling to walking down the street, this sexy woman looks fabulous. She is always picture ready, as evidenced here. Though anything that shows off that amazing body is always preferred.
To add to her appeal, she loves costumes, which is just sexy as hell.
NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 29: Kim Kardashian attends the Midori Green Halloween costume party at Lavo on October 29, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images)
Just smokin’ all the time. God dang.
In contrast to Kim’s dark sexiness is the shining beauty of Allie.
Unfortunately there aren’t quite as many pictures of her, which is a shame, because she is just gorgeous. She doesn’t even have to wear anything sexy for her to catch your eye. Her long, bright blond hair and innocent, beautiful face could easily do that. But if you do see her scantily clad, that’s all the better, for her body is perfection. She has such amazing curves on top of having a nice butt and boobs and well… having a nice everything.
If Angels are real things, then Allie DeBerry is certainly one of them. She just looks so beautiful, yet so untouchably good, that it would be a sin to lay hands on her divine body. But that is something no one could resist doing I imagine. So maybe she is more the apple in the Garden of Eden than an angel.
So both women here are absolutely stunning, with or without clothing. But who is the hotter one? This is a tough choice, but it will have to go to…
Look at that. She took down Kim and her half sister. That is something not many people can say. Especially when pertaining to straight looks.
Well there you have it. The four hottest women on Earth are about to battle it out in the semi finals! Make sure to check it out!
And here we are with another Tournament of Hotties, this time nothing Power Ranger related! Instead, I gathered the 16 hottest women I could think of. But not your everyday hot. These women cause you to think, “They can’t be human, they can’t be from this planet. No human being from Earth could be this hot.”
Now I am sure there are plenty of hotter women out there, but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head, and I am sure they look quite normal when they don’t have all that make up on either. But that is not the point. These girls are just so inhumanly hot that they must be recognized.
And as wonderful as these women are to look at, it is going to be quite a terrible experience to narrow them down to just 1 that is the hottest of all. How could anyone choose?
Also take note that this has nothing to do with how these women currently look, but is more how hot they were at some point in their lives.
So without further ado, let us begin Round 1.
Dang…just dang…Right off the bat are two magnificent hotties. Let’s start with the gorgeous blond Tara Reid.
I first discovered this sexy lady in the 1999 film, American Pie, where she looked like this…and please, click on these pictures to see each one bigger…
In this movie she wasn’t “inhumanly” hot, but her raspy voice is one of the sexiest things I have ever heard. Every word out of her mouth sounds like she is trying to seduce the person she is talking to, which makes every man wish they were on the receiving end of those words. I think they even mention in the TV show Scrubs, where she occasionally has a small role, how sexy her voice is. She looks amazing in that show as well.
And when she appears in American Pie 2, her hotness is multiplied. They even point this out, as the main character, Jim says, “And Vicky got hot!” Vicky being Tara’s character. And Jim could not be any more right. She is smoking hot in that film, looking more like this.
I think the only other thing I have seen her in is American Reunion, where she is also smoking hot, though age set in a tad, unfortunately. But any sane man and some edgy women would do her anyway.
In case you couldn’t tell from her pictures, she is like the definition of a gorgeous blond. Her body is flawless, she has long longs, a nice set of boobs with seemingly very perky nipples as evidenced here.
Those little guys are always trying to sneak through! Not to mention two of the pictures in the group above this one!!
So yeah, this girl is hot, unbelievably hot. Every molecule on her body rages sexiness and we can’t get enough. She is also the first girl I have ever seen fake an orgasm on television, and I thank her from the bottom of my heart. Her screams of pleasure through that raspy voice are something that can never be duplicated by anyone else.
And next we have hottie number two…Megan Fox!! The first time I laid eyes on this beauty was on an episode of Two and a Half Men. I believe this was before she was famous, for I had no idea who she was at the time, and no one else did either. All I knew is that when they showed some random girl in a bikini hanging out with the rest of the cast, I thought to myself, “That is the hottest girl I have ever seen.” The whole episode was about how hot this girl was and how everyone on the show was drooling over her. Their acting was top notch, because I can firmly say, everyone in real life was doing the same. Nobody that hot had ever been on television before.
This was a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg time ago too. She has done nothing but get hotter.
But what really made this amazing looking girl famous was that unforgettable “under the hood” scene from Transformers. You know what I’m talking about, the scene where she is looking under the hood of her car and they pan up her body.
Yeah…that one. I bet you during this scene in the theaters, the whole theater was filled with the sounds of rustling denim as every man adjusted themselves.
I only saw the movie once (not in theaters), years and years ago, and this is all I remember from it. And what else could you take away from it? The moment you see this, it is all you will ever see for the next 3 days!! The way her sexy brown hair falls over her scantily clad body is so sexy. I was skeptical about seeing the movie, and every time I heard about it or asked about it, all I ever heard was “Megan Fox is so hot!” And that is how she became world renowned. But it wasn’t for many years later that I found out this new name everyone was talking about was the same girl I had subliminally fallen in love with from Two and a Half Men.
Everything about her is perfect. Everything. Every time she moves, every time she speaks, even stinking blinks, her hotness infests your brain. I honestly don’t know how every man who has seen her in person isn’t in jail for sexual assault. How could anyone resist such beauty?
She is inhumanely hot and sexy and seems to have been born that way. Even without makeup I guarantee this girl is smokin’. I can’t even get over it. I wish I could meet someone 1/4 as hot as her. That girl would be by far and away the hottest person I’ve ever met.
So now the daunting deed must be committed. Which of these alienish women is hotter. The blond or the brunette?
It’s very close. Either one would fulfill any man’s wildest fantasies, but I would have to go with…
Now that I have shamed one of the hottest blonds of all time, let’s see what two amazingly hot women are next…
Well crap, two more impossibly hard to choose from women. Let’s start with Scarlett. The first movie I ever saw her in was The Avengers, where she played the role of the incredibly bad ass, yet amazingly sexy and impossibly hot Black Widow. In fact, the first scene you see her in, she’s in a black dress that she looks simply amazing in.
See? I told you so. Right then and there, I realized she was one of the hottest women on the planet.
She first appeared as the character in Iron Man 2, where she looked amazing, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say she was inhumanly hot, though she definitely was rocking the costume and was still gorgeous.
It wasn’t until Avenger’s that she reached such a high level of hotness, and hasn’t slowed down a bit. She’s every bit as gorgeous in any of the other movies she plays the role in, if not hotter.
I have never seen her in any other movie, in any other role other than Black Widow, so I find myself wondering if it is just the character that is so hot, or the actress?
Yeah…it’s the actress.
She is stunning no matter what she’s doing it seems. Wow, just beautiful. There is just such a tough, sexy look about her, yet a sort of innocence as well, like she isn’t trying to be sexy, it just radiates from her naturally. She’s got a nice rack too, so that’s nice.
And next we have the amazing beauty, Jessica Alba. The first movie I saw her in was Good Luck Chuck, and man was she gorgeous in it. One can’t help but fall in love with her looks as well as her charming, adorable personality. I haven’t seen many other movies with her in it, but the ones I have, she is always beautiful and sexy, and usually strips down to nearly nothing. An old co-worker of mine was so in love with her, he kept a copy of Into the Blueon his desk, a movie in which she appears on the cover like this…
I don’t blame him, she’s hot.
Everything she wears, she looks amazing in. As you can tell, she has a perfect body and looks especially amazing in bikinis.
But she looks great in underwear and leather as well. I’ve never met her, but based on things I have read about her and how she acts in movies, she is not only gorgeous on the outside, but on the inside as well, and that is bonus points, baby!
So which of these super women will move on to round 2? It is a close one, but this girl is a tad bit hotter…