Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 1

Here we are, back for round 2! Round 1 was already hard enough to pick the hottest hotties, so I dread trying to decide for this one.

Mariah Carey VS Aaliyah

Mariah. Hot her whole life, possibly even hotter now than in her youth. Huge rack, nice body, gorgeous face with an amazing smile. Just a wonderful person. Let’s see how wonderful!

I couldn’t hold back showing this woman’s amazing hotness, nearly as much as she seems unable to hold back showing us her body. And we thank her eternally for it. And I’m sure most of us can think of a few ways to thank her and would absolutely love to do so eternally.

And next we have the amazingly sexy Aailyah!

Mmm…Such an amazingly tight body that no one could resist getting their hands on. There is just something so sexy about her and makes her almost irresistible.

So who is hotter? Well…that’s a tough one. But upon looking at the pictures, I would have to pick…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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I think she has a prettier face with cute/hot expressions, an incredible body when she was young that fills out perfectly as she aged, which gave her some truly nice boobs and butt. Ugh…just everything about her makes me wild.

Next up is a match up I was hoping would not happen…unless in the finals…

Britney Spears VS Christina Aguilera

These two women were the desires of my youth. They are probably the first two women who flaunted their flawless bodies that I ever saw. They showed me the wonders of womanhood and how pleasurable they could be, even just by looking at them. Their thoughtful education on human anatomy was truly something wonderful, and heck, it still is. These women are hot!! So enough chit-chatting, let’s check out those bods I used to worship.

Just look at Britney’s toned, flawless figure. On top of that, she portrays in her pictures not only a superb sense of sexiness, but an adorable cute side as well. Basically, she seems like someone you could take home to your parents and happily say this is the woman you will marry, and your folks would be overjoyed. But that joy and pleasure would be nothing to what she could show you behind closed doors. Quite honestly, the best of both worlds. Britney has it all.

And then we have her sexy sister Christina…

Again, flawless body, long, wild sexy hair, a look that kills…hard… You can’t help but want her after looking at these pictures. She has a sort of mysterious vibe to her, but you know there is nothing but good, hot things deep down…which is exactly where you want to be with this woman. While you are showing off Britney to your parents, Christina is the girl hiding in your closet, waiting for you to have your way with her any and every second you can sneak away. Seriously, you could be locked away with her for days, doing all sorts of fun stuff nonstop, and probably not being able to walk for a week afterwords. That kind of crazy shenanigans.

So which of my child crushes is hotter? I have been avoiding this question for decades, and after all this time. I still can’t decide. They are both gorgeous, and thankfully, in different ways (besides having smoking bodies).

The hottie that shall move on is chosen only because she is just too sexy. There is room for nothing else, and that is what the tournament of hotties is all about.

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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See you next time, where the last four women compete for a spot in the semi-finals!!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 1, Part 4

Welcome to the final part of round 1, where the last 4 girls compete to advance! Check out parts 1, 2, & 3, and then feast your eyes on these lovely women!

Carrie Underwood VS Fergie

Carrie Underwood is very beautiful…and adorable and gorgeous. Take a look…

This is a woman you could take home and spend the rest of your life happily with. But she lacks a bit when it comes to the sheer hotness we have seen in some of the women during this tournament, and though her body is very nice, it doesn’t match some of the others. Though, again, she’s beautiful.

Fergie has a nice body and a sexy vibe to her…

So yeah, her body obliterates Carrie’s, but her face isn’t all that great, where as Carrie’s is perfect. Hmm. who should win then?

Really, this woman has such an irresistible glow to her that it’s hard to ignore her, and that’s why she wins.

Victor- Carrie Underwood

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And now for our last two women!

Taylor Swift VS Ariana Grande

Taylor Swift is another one I just threw on here because I didn’t know of anybody else. She is nothing short of attractive, but nothing compared to most of the women here. But let’s take a look at some pictures and let you decide…

She’s got a great body, without a doubt. I just don’t love her face…sort of…it’s pretty…

Ariana Grande is another one I’ve never heard of, but saw her on a magazine and became quite interested. I think it was this photo.

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I found this to be an amazingly hot woman and had to know more!

Upon deeper research.

Holy crap, this girl has it all. She has a small tight body, toned and sexy. Her long hair and dark skin are incredibly perfect. She excels at being both hot and sexy, yet unbelievably cute and sweet, making her literally the best of both worlds. The only downside is she seems to have somewhat of a baby face, which hurts her a tad.

But anyway, there is one clear winner here.

Victor- Ariana Grande

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Darn her and her teasingly short skirts…

Well that’s it for Round 1! Things will really start to get wild in round 2! See you there!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Very Sexy Photo

Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 2

Here we are with the second part of round 2 where we will see 4 more of the hottest pop singers to ever live battle it out for a chance to make it to round 2. See part 1 if you missed out, and now here we go!

Britney Spears VS Jennifer Lopez

God dang it! 2 more gorgeous women! How will I ever tell which is hotter? Guess we’ll have to check out some photos.

I remember when Britney exploded onto the scene with her school girl outfit…britney spears Baby-One-More-Time-2-optimised

Yeah that one…and some hot gym outfit from the same video. When I saw it…this girl became my goddess. Kimberly from power rangers was pushed to the side for all us kids. For the next few years, Britney treated us with sexy, scantily clad clothing that really let us know what the female body could look like…and we ate it up.

Thank you for your wonderful education, Britney!!

I found out about Jennifer Lopez a bit later on, and she floored me as well. She wasn’t as sexy as Britney to me back then, but what about now?

This woman has been hot since she started out her career and just remains so all these years later. She’s got a great body with some nice abs at times, a cute, yet sexy face and some nice long hair to compliment it.

So which of the perfect beauties is hotter?

Well…it’s a tough call honestly. They both have great bodies and are well equipped, but there is something a bit more alluring about this one.

Victor-Britney Spears

 

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Just gorgeous

And again, two more hard to decide hotties next…

Christina Aguilera VS Jessica Simpson

Seriously…why are these women so perfect?

Christina was brought to my attention shortly after Britney Spears, which further showed me how sexy and beautiful women can be.

 

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I remember seeing a picture similar to this at a library and thought it was the most amazing thing in the world. In fact, it was probably the first topless woman I’ve ever seen.

 

 

Ahh….Good times…good times….

 

 

 

But anyway, here’s some more of this pop beauty’s body.

My…she is certainly sexy. What a wonderful body.

But let’s not forget about the gorgeous Jessica Simpson!

What a sex muffin!

I first fell hard for her after seeing a music video for boots made for walking or something, where she did some of this…Jessica Simpson pink bikini collage

Yeah, it was hot…one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t help that her body if absolutely perfect and her hair so long and sexy.

So I’m left at the impossible decision to find who is hotter. Jessica has like such a sexy side to her, but a cute innocent look as well, which is bonus points for sure, but Christina is just pure sexy, layers and layers of it. It’s a close call, but the winner by a small margin is…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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That’s it for now! See you in part 3!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 1

Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.

The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.

I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?

Janet Jackson Vs Mariah Carey

Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.

Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…

Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.

Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.

Here’s some younger pics of her…

Wow, what a hottie.

And now some of her more recently…

Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.

So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?

While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…

Victor- Mariah Carey

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Shakira VS Aaliyah

And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.

Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.

It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.

These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…

And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!

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So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?

 

I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.

Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.

Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.

Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.

Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…

Victor-Aaliyah

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Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Final)

Well here we are, the finals. Two Princesses fought and clawed their way to the top, but now we will at long last get to see who is hottest.

Catch up on the previous rounds listed here, and without further ado, here is finalist #1!!

Say hello to the Princess of Agrabah!!!

 

Jasmine

Seriously, how can she look hotter drawn than as a real person!!! She is crazy hot.

But here are some pictures of one of the hottest women on Earth dressed as one of the hottest animated women. This should be good.

Yep…definitely good.

And what is hotter than a little girl on girl?

 

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Next up we have the Princess of….Somewhere!!! This unheard of beauty has taken down more girls than any other in this tournament. Now that she only is up against one other, it should be easy for her, right? Well, we shall see. There isn’t much to show for her unfortunately, but I’ll do my best to showcase this hottie.

Giselle

Her long hair flowing over those loose shoulders is very sexy. And her hot, body hugging night gown, or dress just makes you wild over her, slim, tight body.

Since that’s all I could find, here’s some repeats.

I don’t know anything about her, but I want to. She is just a very alluring woman…uh…drawing. Any piece of skin she is showing off is so hot. Problem is, the same can be said for Jasmine. So which of the two is the hottest Disney Princess?

Honestly this a no contest. The whole tournament has practically been a no contest for this woman. She is simply put, a goddess. She can give Jessica Rabbit a run for her money, and anyone who can say that is just amazingly drawn. But in addition to her phenomenal looks, it’s her personality that adds to her incredible hotness. It’s so tough, yet kind, yet sexy…omg is it sexy. This is the woman of every man’s dream.

Winner of Tournament

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Anyone who has seen Aladdin will understand why she deserves the win. So congratulations Jasmine, for being the hottest creation the fine folk at Disney have ever come up with!

And as always, here is the ranking of all our brilliantly drawn women, ranked from least hottest, to hottest. In parentheses will be how far into the tournament they made it.

#19-Eilonwy (Round 1)

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#18-Merida (Round 1)

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#17-Snow White (Round 1)

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#16-Moanna (Round 1)

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#15-Megara (Round 1)

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#14- Anna (Round 2)

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#13-Mulan (Round 1)

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#12-Tiana (Round 1)

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#11-Kida (Round 2)

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#10-Pocahontas (Round 2)

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#9-Aurora (Round 1)

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#8-Elsa (Round 1)

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#7-Cinderella (Round 2)

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#6-Elena (Round 2)

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#5-Rapunzel (Semi-Finalist)

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#4-Giselle (Runner Up)

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#3-Belle (Round 1)

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#2-Ariel (Semi-Finalist)

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#1-Jasmine (Winner)

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Well, that’s all we’ll get to see of these hotties. Thanks for checking them out, and thanks to Disney for giving us something so wonderful to look at.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Semi-Final)

Check out the first two rounds listed here, and without any time wasted, here’s the first match.

Ariel VS Jasmine

I don’t like fish. I don’t like the smell, the taste, pretty much anything about it. But this is one fish I would love to do both of those and I just would pretty much do anything to get my hands on this mermaid.

As you can see, she’s super hot drawn, but if she were a real person, would she be just as hot?

She would actually be hotter it seems.

And if you went to school with her, would she be hot?

‘gulp’ Sure would…

And if she was imprisoned by Jabba the Hutt…?

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Most certainly. No matter how you slice it, above ground or underwater, this princess is hot. Really, really hot. You would need to cool down in the ocean after an hour or two with her. And that’s a huge bonus, cuz the fun wouldn’t stop under the sea. She is quite literally the best of both worlds.

Now let’s take a look at Jasmine.

Crikey! Here is a woman that’s so hot, you don’t even need to see her as a real person.

She’s better than the real thing…maybe?

It’s a tough call honestly.

Oh, and Jabba seems to like her too…but can we really blame him?

 

So which of these scantily clad women is hotter? Ariel has huge points for wearing basically nothing, but Jasmine has a sexier look to her. It’s hard to choose, but it definitely is her.

 

Victor-Jasmine

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Our second and final match in this round is between these nice pieces of royal booty.

Rapunzel VS Giselle

There aren’t too many pictures of her, but rest assured, she is a cutie, and her naive innocence is matched only by her hotness.

And if you’re really lucky, her kidnapper/adoptive mother can join in the fun.

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Giselle resembles Rapunzel quite a bit.

I think her hair is supposed to be red, but it always looks blond to me.

There aren’t many pictures of her either, but here’s a little something to show off her looks.

Both women are beautiful, but I really have to give it to Giselle. She is more mature looking, with a tall, slender, tight body that looks quite amazing to play around with.

Victor- Giselle

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What she looks like when visiting Ariel. Good time to be a fish when that happens…

Well folks, there you have it! Jasmine and Giselle, both very hot sounding names, will move on to the final. Only one will come out on top, and I hope it’s me…!

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 2)

Welcome back to round 2, where we will see the remaining beauties in all their glory (hopefully).  Check out part 1 here and don’t forget about round 1 either!

Rapunzel

VS

Anna

This is a no contest bout, but before we get to the victor, here’s some pictures.

 

What a beautiful blond, she is.

Now here’s some of our red head, though I couldn’t really find anything with just her. She is always accompanied by her sister, which honestly is not a bad thing…at all…

Very nice, ladies, very nice.

But, as I’ve said, this is a no contest. While both women have very likable personalities, when it comes to looks, Rapunzel is just so much more hotter than Anna. You could definitely have more fun with that blond.

Victor- Rapunzel

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Next we have a three women face off, as we have another uneven amount of girls. But as I always say, three is better than two.

 

Elena

VS

Kida

VS

Giselle

Alrighty, starting with Elena, the gorgeous princess of wherever. I haven’t seen her movie and don’t know anything about her. She also doesn’t have any pictures that would really interest us, unfortunately. Though this will not hurt her chance at winning, for she is quite the looker. She bares a similarity to Jasmine, and anyone who can say that is pretty much golden.

I don’t know much about Kida, but she is scantily clad, and that always awards huge points in my book. Fortunately, there is no shortage of pictures of her. BEHOLD!!!

Oh yeah…………………………………………………..

And lastly, we have Giselle, who has already taken out two girls at once. Can she do it again? Let’s see.

 

So not too many of her either, but oh well.

So who is the hottest?

Elena, while gorgeous, just doesn’t cut it. See you later Elena.

Kida has an amazing body which she chooses to show off, but her face is a little weird looking.

Giselle has probably an even better body hiding under her dress, and just seems to have such a seductive and sexy, yet innocent and adorable nature in her, making her the best of both worlds and the winner of this round, making the total of girls she’s taken down four!

Victor- Giselle

 

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And there you have it! Next up is the semifinals!

Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 1)

Here we are, back with the hotties who survived Round 1. We are really gonna see some hotness now! Catch up with round 1, parts 1, 2, and 3, and let’s go!!

 

Cinderella

VS

Ariel

 

We’ve got the hardworking blond against the sexy seashell sporting redhead! Both are absolutely gorgeous, so let’s take a closer look to see which is hotter.

Cinderella will work her butt off for you, just as long as you take her to a ball every once and a while. But make sure to have her home by midnight!!

 

And if you ever wondered what she might look like in real life…hopefully it would be something like this.

 

And though she beat Snow White in round 1, you’ll be glad to know they are still friends!snow_white_and_cinderella_by_elias_chatzoudis-d705k27

Next up is the hottest mermaid around.

 

If ever Ariel were to sprout legs, hopefully she wouldn’t bother changing into ugly, unflattering clothing like she did in the movie. I hope she would look like this…

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So who is hotter…decisions…decisions…

Cinderella is gorgeous and would probably make the perfect wife, but I don’t know how adventurous she would be.

Ariel has the downside of living in a place where we can’t breath and is missing two essential holes. But she’s still got her blow hole and that’s all she needs to please us. Plus she is naive and desperate to fit in, so she’ll do anything we request most likely.

But really, we are basing solely on looks and the fact that Ariel goes around shirtless, being as hot as she is, is something we can only dream about. And she is just all around better looking than Cinderella of course!

 

Victor- Ariel

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Jasmine

VS

Pocahontas

 

 

First, let’s check out Jasmine, one of the sexiest animated women ever put on paper.

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I don’t care what anybody says, she looks drop dead gorgeous in these pictures, never mind that she is animated. It doesn’t help matters that she acts all sexy and seductive in this scene of the movie, which is undoubtedly the cause of every child’s very first wet dream.

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But a special thanks goes to this woman for fulfilling a fantasy we so desire. Now if only we could meet this babe in person…

Or this one…

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It is clear that Jasmine is unbelievably hot in a cartoon or in real life, and we can’t help but fall in love with her.

Pocahontas is also quite beautiful, but compared to Jasmine, she falls way short. But whoever this amazing woman is makes her a dream come true.

 

And this one…though I’m not sure if this is actually relevant to the movie.

 

Even with these scantily clad women posing as Pocahontas, she still doesn’t compete with Jasmine.

 

 

In this battle, the Native American falls short…though dang, that woman to the left looks amazing…not to mention the one on the right…yummy…………………………………

Victor- Jasmine

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That’s all for now, check back for the conclusion of Round 2!

Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Final

We have the two finalists battling it out here! See how they made it this far with the links posted here.

I’ve already explained to death how impossibly hot they are, so let’s just see some pics.

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Sara Jean Underwood

Let’s have a little fashion show. Let’s see what these beauties look like in lingerie!!

 

 

 

 

Wow, those are some hot ladies!

What about bikinis…those are always hot, right?

 

 

 

 

Meowsa!!!

What about costumes?

 

 

Those are painted on! Makes you wish she played Wonder Woman in the recent film. She seems not to be a big fan of dress up unfortunately, because we would all love to see her in some more outfits.

Sara definitely is, even into some cosplay. So she will have a few more pictures.

 

 

There is nothing sexier than a woman who likes to dress up, though dressing down might be more accurate.

And just because, here’s just a few more hot pictures of our finalists.

 

 

 

 

Okay, now the big decision…who is hotter?

This is really, really hard to choose. These are honestly the two hottest women on the planet, and each wants to be number 1.

But I have to give the winning spot to her.

Victor

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!

While both girls are perfect in every way, Sara’s got a more tone body, sexy blond hair, and always looks so diverse in her pictures, which somehow gives her this sweet and sexy personality, which if you are hot and a sweetheart, you’re golden. I suppose the endless amount of photos of her doesn’t hurt either.

Bottom line, she is the hottest person I have ever laid eyes on, or at least through a computer screen. I will never lay real eyes on her… So congratulations Sara on being named hottest woman on the planet!

And like always, I like to rank all the contestants in my own personal opinion, from least hottest to hottest. Though regardless of how well they did in the tournament or in my personal ranking, these 16 women are, as far as I know and/or am concerned, the hottest women on Earth. Ranking them will probably be harder than the one on one matches. Oh boy…

Anyway here they are, from least impossibly hot, to most impossibly hot. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.

 

#16

Kristen Stewart (Round 1)

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#15

Brooklyn Decker (Round 1)

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#14

Kendall Jenner (Round 1)

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#13

Elizabeth Hurley (Round 2)

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#12

Katie Cassidy (Round 1)

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#11

Kim Kardashian (Round 2)

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#10

Scarlett Johansson (Round 1)

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#9

Jessica Alba (Round 2)

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#8

Tara Reid (Round 1)

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#7

Denise Richards (Round 1)

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#6

Ciara Hanna (Round 1)

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#5

Angelina Jolie (Round 2)

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#4

Joanie Brosas (Semi-finalist)

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#3

Alexandria DeBerry (Semi-finalist)

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#2

Megan Fox (Runner Up)

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#1

Sara Jean Underwood (Winner)

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I almost feel bad ranking them, because again, they are all so very, impossibly hot. All these women should be worshiped.

Well that’s another tournament over. Thanks for checking it out, or rather, checking out the contestants. Till next time!