Tournament of Hotties: Bond Girls Round 1, Part 1

James Bond is the reason STD’s exist. In the 24 movies he’s in, he’s banged a lot of women. He doesn’t even have to try usually. He just looks at them and they open up their legs. This gets a little ridiculous and almost comical at times. And if a woman turns him down, he just forces himself on her until she gives in, making for some rather uncomfortable scenes.

But anyway, we would all like to know if these chicks he’s doing are hot, and who are the hottest. It should be fun to flesh the women he’s done over the decades.

I will only be listing women he has done on camera or it’s been implied they had sex. Believe it or not, he still does a lot of sexual things with women but does not manage to go all the way for some reason. These girls shall not be included.

As I’ve said, he’s banged a lot of gals, so this is going to be the biggest tournament yet. And I have a feeling I missed a few girls, cuz there is so many it was getting hard to keep track.

But away we go!!!!

Bout #1

Sylvia Trench (Dr. No)

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VS

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Miss Taro (Dr. No)

Neither of these girls are particularly wowing, but they are attractive nonetheless. Trench looks great in the gorgeous red dress and Taro looks amazing glistening wet in a towel that just covers her tatas.

After some hard consideration, I think if Miss Taro dolled herself up in the way that Sylvia is, she would come out looking much better.

Victor

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Miss Taro (Dr. No)

 

Bout #2

 

Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

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VS

vida

Vida (From Russia With Love)

Both of these women are stunning and scantily clad, but it’s almost unfair that one shows up in a wet bikini, her long, wet hair flowing down her back and front. Vida is absolutely beautiful and has great body, but the girl with the sexy name and body to match it takes the cake.

Victor

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Honey Ryder (Dr. No)

 

Bout #3

 

Zora (From Russia With Love)

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VS

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Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

This is an easy one. Despite the fact that Zora has a super skimpy top, she just cannot compare to the glowering beauty that is Tatiana.

Victor

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Tatiana Romanova (From Russia With Love)

 

Bout #4

 

 

Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

Jill Masterson

VS

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Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

Both women are attractive and both times they get banged is ridiculous. Bond breaks into Jill’s apartment to spy on Goldfinger and runs into her sun bathing on her balcony. Her first instinct is to F him. Whatever. She’s hot and has an amazing body.

Pussy, Bond pretty much rapes and it’s kind of weird, especially since they are in a barn. She’s hot too though and looks great with her shirt unbuttoned like that.

It’s a tough call, but this one seems to glow a bit more with radiant beauty.

Victor

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Jill Masterson (Goldfinger)

 

Bout #5

Patricia Fearing (Thunderball)

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VS

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Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

Both of these women are very beautiful, especially since they both appear to be on the slightly older side.

But if one must move on, Fiona takes it. Her large breasts, beautiful face and hair are just too irresistible.

Victor

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Fiona Volpe (Thunderball)

 

Bout #6

Domino (Thunderball)

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VS

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Aki (You Only Live Twice)

It’s really hard to find good pictures when they all come from movies, cuz so far I feel none of them have done them justice. But you don’t need great pics to realize how hot these two are. This is probably the toughest match in part 1 so far. Both of these women are stunning, but the bikini shot reveals a truly amazing body.

Victor

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Domino (Thunderball)

 

Well that’s 12 girls down. There are tons more to come! See you there!

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My Top Ten PC Games

So I’ve got a lot of PC games, like close to 600 of them, and I’ve only played about 160 of them so far. PC definitely makes up the most of my enormous backlog. But of the ones I’ve played, here are my 10 favorite…maybe…there are so many it was really hard to pick them.

 

UPDATE 11/7/18- After playing Darksiders Warmastered, I added that to the top 10, knocking Hyperdimension Neptunia ReBirth:1 off of the list!

Update 1/1/19- A new game was added to the list, knocking Diablo out of the 10th spot.

 

#10

Diablo II

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Blizzard North/ Blizzard Entertainment, 2000

This took all the flaws in the first game and righted them, while adding impressive skill trees, an endless supply of enemies, a way better story, more classes to choose from, and made it a whole lot harder. Like dang. But it is great. The only thing I miss from the first one is the great atmosphere and music.

#9

Nox

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Westwood Studios, 2000

My brothers and I received this as random gift from someone and it turned out to be amazing. Great areas in the game, addicting gameplay, fun enemies to fight, and lots of options of attack for the 3 completely different classes, not to mention the different weapons and armor for each. I played this game so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much that I have become completely bored with it, but still always want to play it. It’s a cruel, endless cycle.

#8

Red Faction: Armageddon

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Volition Inc/ THQ, 2011

I was surprised by this game. They took the best of the two older games and the horrendous Guerilla and combined them into a wonderfully unique third person shooter. The weapons are incredibly diverse and creative, the gameplay is satisfying and diverse, the story and characters are great. It’s just an overall great package and I couldn’t have been happier playing through it.

#7

Diablo III

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Blizzard Entertainment, 2012

What can I say? I love Diablo. This one blows the other two away, and it should, seeing how long it took to make. With constant updates and all sorts of crap to do, you can play this game forever. Unfortunately I haven’t bothered to do so in a long while, or I will never knock off some of my backlog.

#6

Shadow Warrior

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Flying Wild Hog/ Devolver Digital, 2013

A remake of a nearly 20 year old game, this reminds us how good old school first person shooters are…far better than anything that comes out today. With a huge assortment of diverse weapons and awesome sword techniques, gunning down or cutting down enemies has never been so much fun. Truly a breath of fresh air in a stale time for fps games.

#5

StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm

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Blizzard Entertainment, 2013

I spent most of my childhood playing StarCraft and WarCraft…so much that I wound up hating them because I played them so much. But they are good games, but this is the best RTS I have ever played. The missions are largely diverse, no longer is every one “make a base and destroy all enemies.” The diversity in gameplay, the awesome story and the new additions make this game truly something wonderful. Wings of Liberty is also incredible, but this one trumps it in every way.

 

#4

Darksiders: Warmastered Edition

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Kaiko/ Nordic Games Publishing, 2016

What do you get when God of War and Zelda have a baby? This incredible game. Intense action, cool items and weapons, fun puzzles and overall excellent gameplay make this one to remember. It has an interesting story as well. The warmastered edition just has beeter graphics than the original game, so that’s a bonus!

#3

No One Lives Forever 2: A Spy In H.A.R.M.’s Way

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Monolith Productions/ Sierra Entertainment, 2002

Like Nox, this game was randomly gifted to me by someone. And again, it’s one of the best games out there. You play as basically a female James Bond and use a variety of weapons to slaughter an even more diverse selection of enemies in all sorts fun and unique locales. There is some heavy secret spy mechanics, or on easier difficulties you can go all out shoot the crap out of everything. Truly awesome game.

#2

Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

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Raven Software/ LucasArts, 2002

Following Kyle Katarn after he leaves the Jedi Order, this storyline far exceeds the current sequel movies they have been making. Even better is the incredible gameplay. The game starts out as a fps, but once you gain your lightsaber, it switches to third person and you kill all sorts of stuff while gaining force powers. Add some cool cheats, like realistic saber combat, and you’ve got yourself an endless good time. Especially when you can spawn anyone you want from the game in obscene amounts.

#1

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

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Raven Software/ LucasArts, 2003

Yep, this game barely squeaks out on top of Outcast. These 2 games absolutely deserve the top 2 spots. The story in this sequel takes place after Outcast, but this time you play as Katarn’s apprentice. The customization of this apprentice extends from not only appearance, but force affinity/abilities and lightsabers. This, and the better saber combat and exciting enemies are what make this one just a tad better.