Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 2 (Part 2)

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers. Check out round 1 here and round 2 part 1 here to catch yourself up.

Now that you’re all caught up, let’s get to the ladies, to find the final women to make it onto round 3!

Sixth Match

Tori (Ninja Storm)

VS

Kira (Dino Thunder)

This is an interesting match up. Both Tori and Kira, while undeniably good looking women, failed to catch my interest in their respective seasons. But when they both make appearances in later seasons, they both were smoking hot.

They really are just beautiful in these pictures. I don’t know what happened, but their looks increased tenfold. They are both super hot.It makes me wonder what I didn’t see in them in their actual seasons. Maybe those extra years is all it took for them to fully develop into the gorgeous gals they are here.

But which is hotter?

Honestly, this is pretty tough, but I am going to have to go with Tori. She looks hotter in both pictures here, the top one a perfect still of her looking super sexy by accident.Plus, she is often in a bathing suit, and if you read in round 1, I sort of fell in love with her body at that point. And that is all the edge she needs to move on to round 3! Though a round of applause for Kira for getting so much better looking!

Victor-Tori

Such a great body…

 

Seventh Match

Syd (S.P.D.)

VS

Madison (Mystic Force)

The self obsessed hottie versus the kind hearted cutie! Talking about Syd, she does a lot to make herself look great, and it pays off. She seems to get hotter and hotter as the show progresses. I started with no real interest in her, but by the end of the season I was drooling over her. She just screams “hot and sexy!” Look how good she looks in that S.P.D. shirt. Her nice rack just split that P in half to make lucky onlookers very happy. In addition to a nice upstairs, her downstairs is also very nice, and it sure is great to look at. I can’t stop looking at her picture…

Madison is very attractive as well, with beautiful long hair, a pretty face and such a cute smile. She is much more reserved and yet selfless compared to Syd, and quite frankly, is much better girlfriend material. She is such a sweetheart, and you always hope something good happens to her when you watch, because such a beautiful and sweet girl deserves such.

So who will move on? Well…this is a tournament of hotties, which Syd has nailed down. Madison is a looker for sure, but she is cute and not so much hot. Syd just sizzles her right out of the pan.

Victor-Syd

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She’s still getting hotter to me

Eighth Match

Ronny (Operation Overdrive)

VS

Lily (Jungle Fury)

This is a competition between hotties if I ever saw one. Both these girls are smokin’. Perfect faces, perfect skin, perfect bodies. They are just out of this world hot.

Ronny is an energetic girl with tons of hotness surging out of her, leaving fella’s to stare after her in her wake. There is just something super sexy about her.

Lily had it pretty easy in round 1 against Fran, so how does she do against the super hot Ronny? As I said in round 1, she is a master of being both cute and hot.

The picture to the left you just want to hug her and have a fun time with her, like the two guys who are lucky enough to be dancing behind her. On the right picture, you still want to hug her but in a much more…passionate way I guess you could say. It takes a lot to stand up to Ronny and actually be hotter than her, but Lily’s hair, face and smile have her beat. Both these girls could have a shot at winning, so it is sad to see them clash in only round 2!

Victor-Lily

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Such an innocent dance move and Lily makes it scream sexy. And this is just a still photo. Imagine seeing her dancing in the actual show…

Ninth Match

Summer (RPM)

VS

Emily (Samurai/Super Samurai)

This is a clash between two yellow rangers who at the beginning I did not find very attractive.

Image result for summer landsdownSummer is a pretty girl, but even now, she doesn’t do much for me. She has a great body, you can tell she does under that leather jacket, and she looks great in her jeans. There is a nice booty hiding under there for sure. But again, nothing really exciting about her, at least for me…

 

Emily on the other hand, started off to me as nothing special, but she grew on me a lot. Like now I find everything about her so sexy and hot. I mean she looks great in the above picture. Super sexy. She is also adorable. Like Lily, she can be both hot and cute. This combined with her innocent, sweet personality makes her one hottie that is tough to compete against.

Victor-Emily

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Luckily for anyway who thinks this girl is a knockout, her training outfit hugs her body in just the right places. It’s a shame we can’t see behind her…

 

Tenth Match

Gia (MegaForce/Super MegaForce)

VS

Kendall (Dino Charge/ Dino Super Charge)

Here we are at the final match of round 2! Now we have two of the women from the last two Power Rangers series, as of right now anyway. And both of them are quite beautiful.

I ranted about how cute, gorgeous, sexy, hot and beautiful Gia is in round 1 and even showed you a picture of her in a bikini (no regrets). She really is like a perfect woman. There isn’t a downside about her.

Kendall is also quite beautiful and looks like she can be both hot and cute as well. She is even rocking the sexy lab tech look, which is all good in my book. Having not watched her series, I don’t know much about her, other than the fact that she is very good looking and I probably wouldn’t mind a night out with her. But even though she is gorgeous, it would take a mighty fine specimen to compete with Gia, who is just gushing out everything that would attract men and women alike to her. Sorry Kendall, you’re hot, but not that hot.

Victor-Gia

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If someone who looked like this was about to beat me down, it would be the best day of my life. Look how kissable those lips are!

That’s it for round 2! We’ve narrowed it down to 10 quarter finalists. This round was hard enough, it’s going to sure be tough to pick which of these beauties moves on from there.

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 1 (Part 4)

Welcome to the final part of Round 1. We will finally see all the gorgeous gals that will advance to round 2! Check out parts 1, 2 and 3 if you missed them to see the entire first round.

 

Power Rangers Operation Overdrive

Ronny VS Rose

First off in this new season is the yellow ranger Ronny. And she is absolutely hot, a real babe if you will. Viewers wouldn’t think of complaining anytime she was on screen, even if she had her lucky socks that she never washed, her looks easily wash everything else on screen away.

Rose is also an attractive girl. She isn’t hot like Ronny, but she is cute and also nothing to object to when on screen. Though when pitted against Ronny, her looks couldn’t hope to stand a chance. But here’s to having two good looking rangers again!

Victor-Ronny

Power Rangers Jungle Fury

This is yet another season where there is only one female ranger. There is another female role that has a pretty large part however, so we will use her.

Lily VS Fran

 

Okay, so first we have Lily, the kindhearted, absolutely beautiful Cheetah Ranger. And when I say absolutely beautiful, that is an understatement. This girl has the rare gift of being extremely cute and hot at the same time. And what makes it better is she is a complete sweetheart, always so kind and optimistic. She is gorgeous whenever she is on screen, no matter what she is wearing. She even looks amazing in her pizza place uniform. She has a great body, wonderful facial features, and outstanding, long flowing hair. She even likes to dance, so viewers are treated to that I think twice in the series, and while they are not that provocative at all, she makes them seem superbly sexy, even doing one of them with another random hottie.

Fran, on the other hand…well just look at her. How could she ever compete with Lily? Though, she is a fun character to watch.

Victor-Lily

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Oh, how I wish I was that fork right now…

Power Rangers RPM

Yet another series of rangers, this time having seven all together. Of those seven, only two are women.

 Summer VS Gemma

Summer is the only original female ranger, as this season starts off with only three rangers. She falls right into that category of “I have no idea why I don’t find her attractive.” Because let’s be honest. She really is a great looking woman, without a doubt. Yet she failed to catch my interest while watching the show.

Gemma comes in much later in the show, as the first ever female Silver Ranger. While she is hilarious to watch with her twin brother Gem/Gold Ranger, her looks are not that favorable. When she is pictured up there next to Summer, it really makes Summer’s beauty that I failed to miss watching the show stand out, and that is why Gemma will not move on to round 2.

Victor-Summer

 

Power Rangers Samurai/Super Samurai

Back to two starting female rangers. Let’s check them out.

 Emily VS Mia

Emily is like Syd was, as in she blatantly is very attractive, but at first I failed to notice. Only after watching the show for a while did her tight, petite body really catch my interest, as well as her beautiful face and hair eventually growing on me. And man, did she look great in her training gi.

Mia is not so great. She looks good in the picture above, and a few times in the show she was quite pretty, but for the most part, her looks were not that great, though better than her cooking!

Victor-Emily

 

 

Power Rangers Megaforce/Super Megaforce

For a season where the rangers can transform into any of the previous rangers, it really is not that great, or I was just completely burnt out from Power Rangers by this time. But this show did something somehow every other season has failed to do, and that is produce two female rangers who are drop. dead. gorgeous. Not since Kat and Tanya, or Taylor and Alyssa have two hotties been paired up, and these two blow those pairs away.

Gia VS Emma

It is a shame that these two girls must face each other. Each of them is absolutely beautiful. They both have a good shot at winning this tournament, yet one must fall so early.

Let’s start with the wonderful Gia. She dons tight black pants and a leather jacket usually, which only a few times you see her without, revealing the yellow tank-top under it, which makes her look way hotter.Her face is perfect, as well as her blonde hair. Every time she talks or moves in the show, it just seems so sexy. But the best thing about her is that smile. It just makes your heart melt and then evaporate. It is one of the best smiles I have ever seen. She also has that rare gift of being both hot and cute at the same time, though definitely leaning towards hot, and I mean really hot…

Emma stands proudly up there, refusing to be out shined by that blonde hair and radiant smile. Her brown hair is just as perfect, and she wears small pink shorts like no one else.Her face, eyes, lips, smile and especially her body make her one extremely hot cookie. Like Gia, she too is both incredibly cute and hot, though this time, Emma leans more towards the cute side, though my god she is hot.

I hate to pair them up like this, for they are seemingly such good friends in real life and the show.

And hotter in each picture than the last.

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It felt a crime not to show off these two beautie’s bodies…so here ya go

Okay so time for the part I have been avoiding. Where I have to pick one to advance. In the beach picture, Gia has a slightly better body (note that both are fantastic bodies), but Emma has a sexier bikini, so that doesn’t help matters. The close ups of their faces further above, Gia shines brightly, but the one next to that where they are wearing dresses, Emma looks breathtaking. But okay, enough stalling. I must judge how they look in the show, and for being just a downright sexy babe, this one wins.

Victor-Gia

Seriously…that smile

 

Power Rangers Dino Charge/Dino Super Charge

Okay. this is the final bout of round 1! And I don’t really know what to expect myself, since I have never watched this season. But upon research, there is like countless power rangers in Dino Super Charge, but only one female ranger in both seasons, one more added in the second season.

Shelby VS Kendall

For the other rangers, I judged on their looks throughout the show. As I can not do this for this season, I am going off by just pictures I have seen of each character.

Shelby is not the prettiest girl I’ve ever laid eyes on, but she does rock jean shorts pretty well. Though I’m not that impressed with her.

Kendall seems to be some Ms. Fairweather-like girl turned ranger, and the purple one, one I had always wanted along with orange since I was a small child watching the very first season when it came out. And like Ms. Fairweather, she is beautiful. She too is hindered by lab coats and nice clothing, but the low cut shirt in the above picture is some bonus points. And its orange! She’s got a gorgeous face, and a great smile, and beautiful hair as well. An easy win.

Victor-Kendall

She reminds me a lot of Felicity from Arrow

 

And there you have it! All the contestants have battled it out with their hotness. 20 girls have advanced to round 2! Check it out when it comes out!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Needs To Die

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I have had the misfortune the past few Sunday nights (I think it was that day) of being in the same room while my wife made herself become dumber by joining every other girl I know, and I am assuming half of the world’s female population, that is, I’m hoping it is no more than half, in watching the somehow successful¬†Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

So successful thathglkkh…Sorry I just fell off my chair. I just looked it up.

12

There are 12 seasons of this garbage. All I can ask myself is how? My faith in humanity and the future of this world died well over a decade ago, but I have been brought to new lows. This show is bad, and stupid, and really, really, bad. Oh and it’s also boring. So boring it should be banned from television and wiped from all the unfortunate souls who have seen or heard this.

I have only witnessed maybe a half hour collectively of the show since, I guess, season…cringe…12 started up, and within 10 seconds of listening to them drone on about literally nothing infuriates me to the point of wanting to burn down my house for having a television that had that show on stand in my living room. My house is tainted from the sound waves that carried the shows audio. That is something that you can not just wipe off people! It needs to be burned, and it needs to be purged and stomped from this earth. I need to burn the ashes of my house and then throw them in the ocean and evaporate said ocean with some amazing laser that delivers the direct heat of the sun and explodes…ok that’s enough.

It is just bad. For those lucky enough to have never seen it, or somehow managed to find wives and girlfriends who have not seen it, allow me to explain it. Don’t worry, it’s quite simple.

Imagine you, your siblings, and parents all have video cameras, which they probably do anyway. Now imagine someone was filming them ALL DAY with those cameras. Now edit them all together into an hour long show and whammo. You’ve got “Keeping Up With (Insert Last Name Here).” Oh yeah, but pretend you are millionaires, don’t have jobs or any real problems in your life.

I don’t know about you, but my life is not at all interesting enough to make a show about it, and I’m willing to bet yours isn’t either. But don’t let that stop you, because it sure didn’t get in the way of the Kardashians! Believe me when I tell you they do not have interesting lives at all.

AT ALL!!!!!!

Their lives are about as exciting as the color white

Let me take you through a few of the scenes I remember seeing, the few my memory did not repress completely. I would say spoilers ahead, but nothing happens in this show that anyone could possibly care about. But I obviously am wrong cause again, 12 seasons. Oh my god, I literally just got nauseous seeing that number again.

Hold on to your hats and hair extensions ladies and gentlemen, cause here comes the first scene in my scarred memory. Two of the girls sitting on the couch, and talking about…

EYE LASHES!

That’s right folks…eye lashes…I don’t remember the specifics of the conversation, but man, it had to last like around 2 minutes. That doesn’t sound like much, but 2 minutes of one conversation on television is a very long time. I had never been so bored in my life. I’d rather listen to two chickens cluck at each other every so often. It would have been more intelligent conversation than these two girls!

Girl on right is freaking out because she can’t see girl on lefts eyelashes. But maybe this is a good thing? Maybe her eye lashes are not worthy of television!!? Such is the mystery and draw of this show

 

Hey Reggie, do you think there is a god? And if so, why did he make everything taste like us? That really does not bode well for our survival…

And remember, I was not giving my full attention to this show. I was playing Pokemon on my 3DS or something in the same room, and suddenly I found myself wanting to jump in my game and strangle my Kanghaskan and his little baby in the pouch, that’s how aggravatingly boring it was.

Another part I remember is like an obscene amount of time spent on one of the women being so nervous about going to NYC for a fashion show or something. Oh no, it was an interview on some TV show. But one of them was nervous about a fashion show probably, don’t worry. Others complain about what to wear to such and such occasion, so and so didn’t defend her sister when someone disliked something on Facebook. You know, all the problems real people have, our day to day struggles just to get by and survive paycheck to check, if we even get one. Those problems somehow seem minute compared to our darling Kardashians. Clearly every viewer flocks to listen to them talk about the “problems,” so that they can feel better about their own. Our lives are so much better than these poor women that I feel truly blessed at how we benefit from the wealth in this country.

 

 

 

But to really sum up the show for you, here is what happens. They lounge around in their various mansions, talk, go out to some fancy restaurant while they talk about what they want to order. If we are really lucky, we get to watch them eat it too! And they talk in between mouthfuls of course.

Then they are back on their couches that probably cost more than my car, in their fancy clothes that cost more than my house, and guess what talk…or if they really want to change things up, they all sit around and look at Facebook on their cell phones. Now let me tell you, you have never seen anything quite so dramatic and fierce as a bunch of girls looking at phones…unless you went to school in the past 15 years or pretty much have gone to any social gathering in the same time frame.

Then to really stir the pot, someone’s boyfriend might show up, and then they either talk, or go out to eat. The suspense on which they will choose is nerve racking. I mean, it’s a complete toss up! Who knows!? And the best part is, maybe Kanye West, one of the worst rappers alive, and possibly the dumbest and most conceited man I have ever read about, maybe, just maybe, will show up. I really have no idea though. Spoiler free there!!!

The only okay thing about this show is that the 3, 4, 5…? starring girls, (not the mom and her husband trying to be a girl) are all rather pleasant to look at.

Don’t Worry Boys and Girls, There’s Plenty Of Cleavage To Go Round

 

Though if I had as much plastic surgery as some of them have and spent 4 hours putting 13 pounds of makeup on, or rather, probably have someone else do it for me, then I imagine I would be pretty smokin’ too.

I want to cry when I think how much money we make for them, though admittedly they do make plenty for themselves too.

All I can say is that Kardashian is not recognized by my spell check, so there is peace of mind that at least my computer has not heard of them. Phew…

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