Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Is Racist?

I was recently reminded on how the world thinks the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers TV series is incredibly racist. And all I’ve got to say is…really? People really do complain about anything these days…and I guess they did 25 years ago too.

The first time I ever heard of these racist claims was in high school, around 15 years after the original season had aired. I vividly remember sitting in second period study hall my senior year and my friend had mentioned how it was racist. Unable to put together myself why that was so, I asked him to explain. And I just shook my head at the answer. The yellow ranger is Asian, and the black ranger is black. How dare a show be so racist!

To tell you the truth I never understood the Asian-yellow thing until my wife explained to me last week that many people consider Asians to have yellow colored skin.

What?

I would never in a million years have made such a correlation, but at least 9 years of confusion has been settled!

But seriously? Does that mean that the Simpsons actually takes place in Asia? Is Marge really a tall/blue haired Asian, because that would be my favorite type of person ever.

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They’re all Asian…who knew?

And when I was a little kid and colored pictures and stuff, I always colored the white people yellow, because I thought that was a more accurate color than “white” for Caucasians. Or really tan I thought to be the best, but there were never tan crayons.

Oh jeez, my parents and teachers and friends probably all thought I had a fetish with Asian people or something. I do remember my teachers giving me some looks. I always thought it was because I was an atrocious artist, but no, it was because I made my family portrait all Asian.

But that is all besides the point. The point is, “HOW IN THE WORLD DOES WEARING A COSTUME OF THE SAME COLOR AS YOUR SKIN MAKE IT RACIST? Even if Trini did have yellow skin, it still makes no sense…

I’m sorry, I can’t wrap my head around this. Maybe it is because I am not a racist person and lack any knowledge of what it is like to be racist, but it just doesn’t make sense. So the guy happens to be black and is the black power ranger? What is the big deal? It’s not like the creators hired people first, and then chose the colors. In fact the show is mostly just stock footage from the Japanese series anyway, so they just had to basically cast people for the parts when they were not morphed. And I seriously doubt the people said, “Hmm, we have a black power ranger, so we better cast a black person.” And even if they did, how is that being racist anyway?

And speaking of the Japanese show. There is always a yellow ranger in every single season that I can think of. So what does that mean then? Are the Japanese people, being part of Asia, being racist for knowingly and willingly putting yellow costumed characters in their TV show? Are they insulting themselves?

My answer-They don’t give a crap because only Americans concern themselves with such stupid claims.

operation overdrive black rangerSo needless to say, after that, any Asian people were never in a yellow costume again, and black people were never black. Except once, a black guy played the black ranger in Operation Overdrive. So what is that all about? Is he considered a disgrace to all African-Americans for accepting a job that will make the show so unbelievably racist? Or is he a hero for stepping over racial boundaries? Who is being offended in this case anyway, and WHY!?!?!?!?

Anyway, I like to believe he’s just an awesome guy who really doesn’t care and is like me and can’t figure out how it is racist.

And if that’s racist, then WTF is this!?!?!?

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A white guy as the white ranger? Should I be offended by this? Or is it other races that are supposed to be offended? How dare he wear colors that resemble the color of his skin! You a-hole! Burn in Hell! Am I doing it right? Am I mad enough? Am I mad at the wrong person? I never knew racism could be so confusing.

And is this issue telling me that black people can’t wear black clothing either? Can Asians wear yellow? Can whites wear white? I’m told not after Labor Day, which is another thing I can’t understand, but I won’t get into that. And…YIKES! I am wearing a white T-Shirt AS I AM TYPING THIS! So tell me, just tell me, what kind of statement does that make? Am I being racist against myself? Is someone who is not white going to get ticked if he sees me in this shirt? Or do I get mad because they are looking at my shirt and comparing it to my skin? Or do I look like a cocky jerk for wearing white? I just don’t get it.

And then look at this shot.

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The white ranger looks like some bad ass KKK member. Should the black girl in the group get offended by this? And while she’s thinking about if she should be offended or not, is she mad at the Asian for wearing black clothing? Is that offensive to an African-American, or is the issue truly only when someone of the same color wears it? So is she thinking, “Thank god I’m not wearing that!”?

You like how they swapped out an Asian girl for a black one, and a black guy for an Asian to please critics? Clever bastards. But is just swapping sex and race like that politically correct? And notice, there are no Latinos (I’m not sure of the politically correct term) in this season. Is excluding an ethnicity racist? And is having too many people of one ethnicity racist? In this particular picture, there are four Caucasians…FOUR of them! And they have the nerve to place one of them as the white ranger no less! What a hog of a race! No Latinos, but four f’ing whites. You have got to be kidding me!! Wait…should I be mad over this? Are they overly using my race, making them the most prominent race in the show, thus exposing more of the actions and stereotypes associated with white people in an unfair way? Or do I feel empowered that my race has the most representation in this season?

And how far does this racism go? Is it pertaining only to skin color? What about green? That is always attached to the Irish. Does that mean an Irish person can’t be a green ranger without being racist?

And take a look at the blue ranger from RPM..Image result for rpm blue ranger.

He’s Scottish. So let’s take a look at the Scottish flag now…

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Look familiar? The flag looks exactly like the costume! Knowing that the costumes are copied from the Japanese show, does this mean that the casters for the American version deliberately found a Scottish person strictly because the costume resembled the flag of his home country? And if so? Is that racist? Is it racist to wear the flag of your country across your chest? Or does said person wear it with pride? I think the latter would be true if the costume was designed specifically for him, but since it’s not and they hired him because of the resemblance to the flag, then God damn it, that must be racist as hell!

Not to mention in the board game Risk, Europe is riskcolored in blue. So is that racist as well? Is coloring a country in a game friggin’ racist if it’s using the same colors as flags? Or will some people living in that continent get ticked off that it’s blue just because it’s not a color they feel best cameron ninja stormrepresents them? If that’s the case, then it is indeed racist and/or offensive that Cameron from the Ninja Storm season is the green ranger simply because Asia is green in Risk. And thank God they made North America yellow instead of Asia, because we all know what a catastrophically racist move that would have been. The game would have flopped completely.

And why stop at racism? Isn’t the fact that the girls are always in pink and another generally in yellow sexist? Those colors are always associated with girls, thus any boy who shows any interest in those colors is considered feminine or gay. I remember when I was four years old, yellow was my favorite color. But once  my pre-school peers and I learned yellow was a girl color, I was a laughing stock in school. I was called a girl and all sorts of vile 4 year old imaginative insults. I may have even been called a poopy head! I quickly changed my favorite color to green, because that was the coolest power ranger at the time. If green was your favorite color, you were in, man. You were the shi…I mean poop.

But thanks Power Rangers. Thanks a lot. If it wasn’t for your sexist portrayal of actresses playing typically “girly” colors, I would have been spared that traumatizing torture. If you were so bold to break down the barriers of sexism, and made the girl in the green costume, and the boy in the yellow, maybe I would have been the coolest kid on the playground. Your insensitivity has ruined my life! It set me on a path I could never deviate from, before I even had a chance to choose my own path. I HATE YOU POWER RANGERS!!!

Enough about me.  Look, at the disproportionate casting. There is never more than two female rangers, and always a ton of male ones. That is ridiculous. Is this a symbol that women, save for a select few, specifically 1-2 in every 4-6 males are capable of doing great things? Of being the hero’s of a generation? Of saving the world? Of demonstrating great power? Is a team of two girls and four males demonstrating that men always have and always will keep women in check? That they will always overpower the women, and never rise against the men?

There is always one ranger who typically gets an awesome, incredibly powerful upgrade in a lot of the seasons. But the women never do. They might get extra power along with everyone else, and you might think, “Okay, there may be fewer women with power, but it is equal power.” But this “ultra upgrade” only applies to one person…a man…and it just goes to show that every time a woman gets more power, men will rise up with even greater power. You shameful bastard of a show!!

So the series fixed their “racist” problem. Did they ever remedy the sexist issues? Well… no! Some seasons only have one girl or none at all initially. Sometimes they are added in later, no doubt symbolizing that women are merely an afterthought when it comes to national dominance, just something to be added to please any nay-sayers.

ninja stormThough when Power Rangers: Ninja Storm came out, a girl was the blue ranger and a boy was the yellow. Was this in response to sexist claims? No it was not. The Japanese show dictates the sex of each ranger. The girl costumes always sported skirts.

Since they used so much stock footage, they could not alter the costumes in the American version for continuities sake. But isn’t just the simple fact of having skirts on the girls sexist too? What the heck? Why do they have to dress differently? We have already established that they designate specific colors for the girls, so why do they have to add insult to injury with a skirt too?

If the color isn’t tell enough who the females are, the bumps on their chests might be a good tip off!

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Oh…that’s why, they started to vary on their colors a bit. But what does that mean? The skirts are added to remind you who the girl is once they are not in a girly color? Well, we don’t need reminding who each individual ranger is once they morph for the men, so why do we need skirts for the ladies?

But wait! In many of the older seasons, the pink ranger was the only one with a skirt, meaning the Japanese actor for the yellow ranger was most likely male, thus America really did not find it suitable for a male to be in such a feminine color, so it had to be a girl cast for the role. That is downplaying both sexes there! That’s right folks, you read right…DOUBLE SEXISM!!!

So again it comes down to the original creators in Japan. Shame on them for always making sexist Power Rangers series!! Oh wait!! Can I say that? By saying that, I can be considered racist! Uh oh!!

Wait a minute…

Hmm…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Now I get it. Now I understand. Everything has come full circle. I finally see how it is a racist TV show. It isn’t until you start thinking about it deeply enough that you realize how all these thoughts fit together and bring you to a place where racism and sexism exist.

BUT NO!!!

It is even DEEPER than that!!!

The colors of each ranger represent a prejudice that is buried within us all. This, combined with the violence in the show, makes those more aware of this prejudice feel uncomfortable. So they accuse the show of being racist, unwilling to admit that they themselves just might be.

Not wanting the success of their show to slip, the producers start adjusting things about the show to ease the complainers consciences. But ironically, these changes make other people aware of what they are doing, thus their solutions for peace just bring more awareness to the issue they are trying to avoid!

Pretty soon everyone is pointing fingers at someone else, blaming someone for each individual problem, so before long everyone involved in the making of the series is guilty of something. Naturally, there are multiple races and both sexes working on these shows, so this creates racist and sexist feelings in the workplace. So now it is like the shows issues have overflowed into the studios making them, so what was once accidental offensive fiction has now spilled out into the real world!

Before you know it, people are infected by this and go home and tell their friends and family, who spread it to everyone they know, so that eventually the entire nation is gripped by these awful, unethical feelings. The atmosphere of daily life becomes dark and polluted…everyone feels alone, themselves versus the world kind of deal. Breakdowns, divorces, hysteria and other stress related illnesses become more frequent. Crime rates skyrocket! The nation goes in a downhill slump. And when everything is on the breaking point, things start to look up! The people realize that all this horrible, horrible mess isn’t really their fault. It can all be traced back to the Super Sentai Rangers of Japan.

Suddenly the haze clears and life returns to normal. America can now throw the blame to Japan for creating such an insensitive show.

So what do they have to say for themselves, for the hurt Americans demand answers!

They would honestly probably say “What are you talking about? Get over yourselves! There is nothing wrong with our series’ so please shut up and have a nice day.”

The Americans do not take nicely to this kind of backlash, so now intercontinental war has been started and all on the basis of race! But the women of America are not to be forgotten as well! They demand better representation in their lives, so now a civil war has emerged as well. Not to mention the home quarrels of the broken relationships that will never heal from when the show first came out and revealed it’s racism. Now the country is fighting on two fronts, one of them their own! But with all wars, other nations are dragged in, so that eventually the whole world is involved in one way or another. And who knows if these silent wars will ever be concluded?

There will never be a trust among people like there was pre-Power Rangers. It is the immoralities and offensive use of visual stimulation that has torn this world apart. It’s why there is such a gap between men and women, why different ethnicities will never truly call each other “brother” and to avoid being sexist, “sister.”

And going back to the rangers themselves, what options do they have left when casting new rangers? The actors can’t be in the same color as their skin, the girls can’t be in typical girl colors, etc. Like there are so many rules to just putting someone in a costume that they might as well just make them all colored gray and play it safe. I’m always hearing there are 50 shades of gray, so they’ve got plenty to work with. But I am not even sure if that is safe to say. Who am I offending by saying gray? You can never be too certain but I’m sure someone will be upset. Like jeez, do you see the fearsome uncertainty that plays on our every decision? The feeling of unease that fills our lungs with every breath, that makes our hearts pound just a little more urgently? I have always been looking for a reason why life stinks so badly and now I understand.

For more global reasoning, consider this.

It is because of Power Rangers that Hilary Clinton did not become the 45th President of the United States, why America will always have a presence in the middle east, why nations stockpile nuclear bombs and why men will always make more money than women, why the unemployment rate is so high, and why the Great Recession came about!!

Every problem you ever had from the 90’s onward might be related to the first season of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers…

And it’s all because they cast a black guy as the black ranger.

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He never knew accepting this job would become “the shot heard around the world”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 3 (Quarterfinals)

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers. If you missed it, check out round 1 and round 2, all listed here to see which of the female rangers were hot enough to make it to the quarterfinals. It is going to get really intense from now on. All these girls are ridiculously hot. Up until now I have only been using pictures I could find of each girl from the show. But now, to spice things up a bit, I will be using pictures of the actresses themselves in addition to their looks from the show. This will show off the female rangers potential of hotness, not just what they are restricted to look like in the show. I am really excited, so let’s go.

First Match 

Kimberly (Mighty Morphin’)

VS

Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

Yep, this is going to be tough. Kimberly and Ashley are both EXTREMELY hot! It is definitely going to be nearly impossible to pick just one. What makes matters worse, is that both of these sexy babes often show us their amazing bodies by wearing skimpy clothing.

Kimberly is the sex icon for children of the 90’s. She showed all us young ens what a woman’s body should look like. Every episode she looked stunning. And thankfully, as I have just discovered, there is no shortage of pictures showing off the actresses amazing body.

See? She is just gorgeous, plain and simple. I don’t know when these pictures were taken, or how old she was, but the ones where she is older, she seems to have an even more incredible body, which is what we like to see.

Ashley is every bit as good looking as Kimberly though. Unfortunately, her actress doesn’t seem too keen on taking risque photos, which is unfortunate for this situation, but very respectable. Her two photos above show just how hot she was in the show, (me being extremely jealous of that guy in the metal monster suit thing,) and how she might just be even hotter as she has aged.

Ashley is smoking as a young adult, even courteous enough to let us see up her skirt. What is amazing is I can’t decide if she is even hotter now. Seriously, you would be hard pressed to find someone who looks that good at her age. It is amazing. Every picture of this woman makes your heart melt, thanks to her gorgeous face, hair, smile, personality, the list goes on and on. And she just continually shows off her perfect body in the show, making me want to go back and suffer through the episodes she is in, though the suffering would be minimal as long as I get to see her.

On a scale of one to ten, Kimberly is definitely a 10, but Ashley would have to be an 11. She is just so hot I can’t even handle it. She definitely has Kimberly beat in looks. And her smile and personality make you fall in love with this woman.

Victor-Ashley

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Second Match

Karone (Lost Galaxy)

VS

Ms. Fairweather

And here we are with another tough match up. Both of these women are easily 10’s on the hottie scale, which makes my job of picking one very hard.

Karone definitely has the better attire, looking unbelievably sexy in a black leather get up, which certainly trumps Ms. Fairweather’s lab coat. But Ms. Fairweather has better hair, lips, eyes and just a perfect face in general, not that Karone’s is anything less than perfect.

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This is about all I could find on her actress. She certainly does not flaunt what she’s got over the internet. But she stills looks great now that she’s older, though I have to say, she is nowhere near as hot as she was on the show.

Karone, on the other hand, has no shortage of hot pictures on the internet, some from some other acting jobs that she looks amazing in as well. And the best part about her is she is still beautiful at an older age. She still puts out a sexy vibe, and no matter what picture you look at of her, she has a gorgeous face and an amazing body. Thankfully she shows it off pretty well in the show.

Both women are incredible beauties, but Karone just has the edge, her sexy look is hard to beat.

 

Victor-Karone

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Third Match

Jen (Time Force)

VS

Tori  (Ninja Storm)

Sigh…yet two more beautiful girls, in which only must move on. At the start of this tournament, this would have been an easy decision, but now, as I have grown used to these women, it is very hard. For one of them has grown on me quite a bit.

Let’s start off with Jen, the beautiful Kimberly clone. Her face and body just scream sexy, her tough attitude adding to it. She hast a great body, as shown above, and a perfect face to go with it, complete with a darling smile.

Tori is the one I am surprised made it this far, I thought she was going down in round 1. I never found her that good looking when I watched her season, but now, as I have stared at her body for so long, I am blown away by her. She has beautiful blonde hair, a perfect body, and cute face, so I don’t know how I missed all that.

She is just gorgeous in every way, and seems to get hotter the more she ages.

That being said, as perfect as Tori is, Jen is hotter in her season and that is what ultimately counts. And Jen looks better in underwear. But here’s to Tori being one of the hottest post season rangers, if not the hottest!

 

Victor-Jen

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Fourth Match

Syd (S.P.D.)

VS

Lily Chilman (Jungle Fury)

 

Oh boy, here is another clash of incredible hotties…

Syd, as I have already mentioned, did nothing for me, but each episode she seemed to get a little hotter, so by the time the season ended, I found her completely irresistible. Her personality changed too, from an annoying, selfish barbie, to almost the opposite. This, combined with her constant growing of hotness, results in her becoming great girlfriend material that you can go out on a date with pride.  And it seems she did not stop this trend of getting hotter after power rangers. Feast your eyes upon her glorious hotness!

Somehow, she has managed to grow infinitely hotter than she was in S.P.D. That is some feat considering how hot she already was. She has a perfect body, as these pictures shows, and her boobs and butt are as good as ever. We all wish that is a picture of ourselves she is looking at in the one photo, while she strokes her hair in her underwear. There’s lots of stroking going on for sure in her mind, and yours. What a babe!

Giving Syd her first real competition is Lily. Lily is the master of being cute and hot, and also defeated Ronnie, no small feat, in round 2. Does Syd have what it takes to take on Lily? Well let’s take a look at her competition.

Wow………………………………………………………………………….Just.Wow………..

This woman is gorgeous. She looks amazing in everything she wears, especially the picture of her butt in those wonderfully tiny shorts. Like, she is breath taking. Just perfect in every way.

I mean, how many girls do you know that can make this outfit seem insanely hot.

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Not many, I venture to say. From the cute way she wears her hat, with her beautiful hair flowing from it, to the simple way her shirt sits on her, she just makes the outfit seem sexy, as well as her dance moves and apparently everything else the actress wears and does too.

You can not help falling in love with this girl. And amazing as it is that someone as hot as Syd can be taken down, Lily does it almost easily.

Victor-Lily

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Fifth Match

Emily (Samurai/Super Samurai)

VS

Gia (MegaForce/Super Megaforce)

Here we are at the last match of the quarterfinals. It’s down to two steaming blonds, but the deciding vote is easily given for a change. But which you may be wondering? After all, as you can see, both of these girls have perfect bodies and wear bikinis like it’s nobodies business. Like seriously, it’s not fair. They are so perfect, I have hardly seen anyone look so good in real life.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Emily for your viewing pleasure!

Feel free to drool over this beauty. Not only does she have a perfect body, but dazzling blond hair, a cute face and smile. She can be super adorable, but can also switch instantly to amazingly sexy. And seriously, her small tight body…it makes me want to cry, it’s so good.

And here are some shots of Gia. Though I don’t think I can handle all this hotness on one page, but here goes!

Hot diggity! The internet is loaded with pictures of this perfect specimen of hotness and each one is rated a 12 out of 10 of the hottie scale! It is ridiculous how good looking this woman is. She does cute, hot, sexy, innocent, naughty, and probably anything else as flawlessly as her body and good looks. Not to mention she has the best smile ever. And her lips, while not large or prominent at all, are just so perfect. You can just imagining kissing them. I swear if you stare at them, your face gets magnetically drawn to them.

I can’t believe it, but Gia just completely blows Emily out of the water. And that is not an easy thing to do with a body like Emily’s, so perfect and sexy. But it really is no contest. But seriously, even though Emily lost, she’s super freakin’ hot, okay?

 

Victor-Gia

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Seriously, that smile…so perfect on a woman so perfect

Well that’s it! See you next time for the semifinals!

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 2 (Part 1)

Here we are at round 2! The 20 winners from round 1 will now go head on to see who can advance to round 3! And man, will it be difficult. Every girl is incredibly gorgeous, it’s going to be hard to pick a winner!

 

Kimberly (Mighty Morphin’)

VS

Kat (Mighty Morphin’/Zeo/Turbo)

Right away we are at an extremely difficult decision. The original and insanely hot Pink Ranger against her successor, who unfortunately, (and very fortunately) is also insanely hot.

Both women have great bodies, and very nice features. Honestly, Kat has a prettier face, but Kimberly is just so sexy and isn’t afraid to show off her body, which if you have been following this tournament, then you know that is big points.

Kat has incredible blonde hair that gives her an edge over Kimberly too. So the decision is very difficult. But ultimately, I would want to find myself next to Kimberly! She is just a bit on the hotter side, and I love her body.

 

Victor-Kimberly

Second Match

Tanya (Zeo/Turbo)

VS

Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

This decision is a whole lot easier than the last bout. Tanya is indeed a very beautiful woman, but Ashley is just way more so. What is interesting about both these girls is that they  always look so different throughout the show, but Ashley is always smoking hot, as pictured to the left. And as I mentioned in round 1, she loves showing off her sexy tummy, and we love looking at it! Unfortunately I can’t find any great pictures that really show off her body, but she is certainly a hottie. Tanya is as well, but it is tough to compete against someone like Ashley.

 

Victor-Ashley

I wish she would serve me Chinese food…

 

Third Match

Maya (Lost Galaxy)

VS

Karone (Lost Galaxy)

 

This is another really tough one to decide. Next to Gia and Emma, I’d say these two are the hottest Ranger combo in the whole series.Each of them are beautiful in every way, and are dressed in something super sexy to really add to their allure. This makes it extremely hard to pick just one of these hotties.

 

Maya is dressed in a sexy and very revealing jungle outfit, an outfit that seemingly everyone where she is from likes to wear.

I don’t know what planet they are from, but it’s one I would like to visit!

Point I’m trying to get across is Maya and her attire are incredible.

Karone’s preferred clothing is tight black leather, which other than being pretty low cut, is not very revealing, but it is startling how good she looks in it. I was blown away the first time I saw her, and she shows the most irksome, teasing, yet wonderfully beautiful amount of cleavage that can really drive someone nuts.

It’s just always barely there, taunting you. Man, it makes you wish you could undo just one of those whatever they are that is holding her top together.

I’m doing all I can to show off their hotness, stalling myself from deciding which is hotter. I mean, they are even hot all covered in dirt like they are in this picture to the left. How could I ever choose one?

This is how. Karone has a better body, neater hair that is gorgeous and a face that could be either hot or cute or sexy whenever she needs it to be. So I have to give it to her.

 

Victor-Karone

 

Fourth Match

Kelsey (Lightspeed Rescue)

VS

Ms. Fairweather (Lightspeed Rescue)

This is a no contest easy match for a change. Anyone can see from the above pictures that Ms. Fairweather, with her gorgeous face, hair and lips, completely destroys Kelsey, almost mercilessly. Ms. Fairweather is just too hot for most women to stand up against, and especially someone like Kelsey, who is not that good looking to me.

 

Victor-Ms. Fairweather

Dang, this women is hot!

 

Fifth Match

Jen (Time Force)

VS

Taylor (Wild Force)

This is another really tough one, the smoking hot brunette facing off against the sexy blonde. Though these hotties are from different seasons, they are seen on screen together in a cross over episode, and we could not have been luckier, especially since the hottie Alyssa was there as well.

As I look longingly at both of their pictures, it really is difficult to pick just one, they are both so beautiful. Each of them has like an aura of sexy around them, they both have great bodies, beautiful faces, and like Karone, each of them seem to have a cute innocent side to them, while at the same time, have the ability to become extremely hot and sexy.

Though it is a crime to pick just one, I am going to have to go with Jen. There is just something sexy about not only everything about her looks, but her personality as well. Plus I was fortunate enough to find an okay picture of her in workout clothes when she beats on a tree. I assure you this is one of the hottest scenes in Power Rangers history; she looks so good in a sports bra. If only she would beat on my tree…

Taylor, you are really hot, but Jen is just more so.

Victor-Jen

 

That’s all for part 1, look for part 2 to see the conclusion of round 2!

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 1 (Part 1)

Over the past decade I slowly and painfully managed to watch all but the last Power Rangers series, thinking that MegaForce was a good spot to end my torment.

Why did I put myself through all this misery?

I don’t really know. Maybe I wanted to relive my childhood, and I am sort of a completionist, so having stopped watching during In Space, when I was a child, I just was curious to see how in the world they could still be making this show all these years later.

Some of the seasons were horrendous, and some I actually enjoyed, and most were in between..tolerable at best.

There is one thing that you could usually look forward to though… hotties. Lots of pretty girls fighting bad guys, or in some cases bad girls fighting the good guys. I noticed that this was actually a hot topic (no pun intended) on the internet, and I wanted to see for myself just who the hottest female rangers are. (Sorry ladies).

So enough chitchat, let’s get down to some beauties.

 

Welcome to the first ever Tournament of Hotties, where I will be matching up the female rangers from each season against each other to find out who is hotter, the winners moving on to take on the other winners until only one is left!

So here we go…Round 1…Drool!

Note that I will try to only post pictures of how they appeared in the actual show.

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           Trini VS Kimberly

Looking at them side by side, there is no comparison. Trini is just blown away by Kimberly. In fact, even when she is not placed right next to a gorgeous girl, she isn’t attractive at all to me (though not at all ugly either).

Then we go right off the bat with an absolutely stunning woman. Kimberly is completely gorgeous. She was the girl every boy in the early 90’s had a crush on, even if they were too young to know that they liked girls, her allure overcame that all. The picture above does a great job showing off her nice body as well.

Victor-Kimberly

Mighty Moprhin’ Power Rangers Season 2-3

Both original girls eventually leave the show and are replaced with these two…

Aisha VS Kat

Trini was replaced in season 2 by Aisha, a better looking girl, so that for a while we had two good looking rangers to watch stomp Putties into the ground.

Then in season 3 Kimberly was replaced with Kat, and viewers were lucky once again. In exchange for a beautiful brunette, we received a gorgeous blond. And while both girls are good looking, only one can move on, and that would be Kat, no questions asked. She would likely shine over any woman that stood next to her. Her hair, smile and eyes all dazzle and can almost hypnotize viewers. Aisha is just on the borders of attractive…Kat is in a different league all together.

Victor-Kat

Power Rangers Zeo/Turbo

At some point in Zeo, Aisha leaves the show and her replacement continues on until Turbo. Since there is really no one to pit her against in Zeo, I’m going to get a bit off track and stand her against someone from Turbo.

Tanya VS Divatox

At long last we get a very beautiful yellow ranger. Her looks could destroy the previous two, not to mention most women in general. She is quite a pleasure to watch, let me tell you.

Divatox is the main villain for Turbo and I’ve got to say, it’s a nice change from Rita and Zed. That’s a nice bit of cleavage for a kids show that they surely would not appreciate, not to mention the short skirt she wears. Despite her revealing outfit, her mask covers up her face, which makes you instinctively stare at her boobs, which is a good thing and a bad thing because you would probably be staring at her boobs anyway, and you can’t really see how beautiful her face is.

So who is the winner? It’s a tough call, especially when Divatox is wearing such a killer outfit, but even through the mask, you can tell that her face is nowhere as gorgeous as Tanya’s. If you threw Tanya into the large breasted villains outfit, Divatox could not hope to compete. So the winner for this bout is the beautiful Tanya!

Victor-Tanya

Power Rangers Turbo/In Space

Next up are the two girls that eventually replace Tanya and Kat in Turbo.

Ashley VS Cassie

Here we have a similar situation from season 1, except the colors are now reversed. Ashley is hot. Really hot. And that’s that. The only bad thing about her is that during the show she is forced to wear her less than flattering space uniform for the majority of it. But when she is on Earth, she treats the audience generously to a nice dose of her abdomen, a lot of the times revealing even more than pictured above, and that’s big points in my book. This is a deadly combo when paired with her penetrating eyes, cute and innocent personality, great body and every other beautiful thing she is.

And just like in season 1, Ashley is paired up against someone not so attractive. Don’t get me wrong, Cassie is not bad looking, but she’s just okay at best. Up there next to Ashley, she couldn’t hope to win.

Victor- Ashley

 

That’s all for now! Look for Part 2 of Round 1 when I get around to it to see what gorgeous gals will make it to Round 2.