Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 1

Ahh Cosplayers…………………………….

Oh sorry, got a little dreamy there. When I first heard of cosplayers, I thought they were a bunch of absurd geeks that would go to comiccon dressed in a crappy costume of some super hero or video game character. Then I saw a few legit costumes people handmade, and I was blown away by their talent, and how they could actually bring a virtual character to life. And you can’t look at amazing cosplay without quickly stumbling upon the many women who dominate the online field of cosplaying. And I learned a few things very, very quickly…

These women are

1.) The hottest woman of all time…largely due to photo doctoring and tons and tons of makeup, naturally, but who cares…

2.) They are incredibly talented at what they do, making it harder to decide which you would rather look at, the intricate detail of their costumes, or every detail of their usually hugely exposed bodies.

3.) There talent and allure is so great, you find yourself wishing you could bang all your favorite video game and movie characters. Which is bizarre. Even the male characters…these women can turn someone as manly as Thor or someone, into the sexiest thing you have ever seen.

So at first I just found a couple girls, until I realized they are everywhere! Most of these women also do modeling, because if you’re that hot, why wouldn’t you, so we will see a lot of modeling shoots aside from their cosplay in the upcoming tournament.

So without further ado, let’s start what might be the steamiest tournament of all time!!!

Jordan Carver

Vs

Jennifer Van Damsel

Well I’m hooked right in just from that first picture of little red riding hood. So we will start with her…the fabulously busty Jordan Carver!

This woman isn’t your traditional cosplay. From what I gather, she is a model hailing from Germany, who does mostly themed, lewd photo shoots. As you are about to see, she has a flawless body, and bigger boobs than anyone I have ever known…okay, probably not, but they are massive nonetheless. And all her shoots focus around these watermelons. Now gaze upon them and try not to get too hypnotized!

So these are her “cosplays,” which as I said, are mostly just sexy photo shoots in some little get ups, and she gets slowly undressed throughout them.

Now I will give you a taste of her more basic modeling jobs…

So as you can tell, most pictures makes her boobs the center of attention, and part of me wonders if this is because they are trying to distract from her single flaw. Her face isn’t all that great looking. But any sane person would never or need to look above those marvelous flotation devices.

Next up is the beautiful Jennifer Van Damsel!

What a stunning woman! Her body is toned to perfection, her butt incredibly firm, and judging by some of her poses, she’s proud of it too. She too has a decent sized chest, but compared to Jordan, she looks flat as a steamrolled squirrel. But her face is very beautiful.

Decisions…decisions…Who in the world is hotter?

If judging solely on bust size, Jordan would probably win the whole tournament right now. But boobs aren’t everything. Jordan doesn’t seem to like to show off her butt. I have only ever seen one picture of it in a pair of jeans…that I can recall anyway…So while Jennifer falls flat in the boob department (heh), she wins in the butt aisle, as well as succeeding in have a more toned body. Like I said, it’s perfect, which is pretty amazing to say, considering how perfect Jordan’s body is. Jennifer has a more beautiful face too. Both of them have very lewd photos, so we get to so most of what they have to offer.

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

Sorry, Jordan…it was close…very close. But where as Jordan put all her eggs in her boobs, Jennifer offers everything to you, and every part of her is wonderful.

 

Stella Chu

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

Well it looks like we have another tough decision to make, which is both a fabulous and terrible thing…

Starting with Stella, the Asian beauty with a nice butt, judging from the first picture! Let’s investigate more into this claim, shall we?

This cosplayer is absolutely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her body perfect. She definitely has the smallest boobs out of the three contestants so far, but they are big enough. Her pictures show off her body well, and I can’t see a single downside to her.

So how does Kate stack up against her?

So it turns out this is an easy decision. Kate’s body is far better than Stella’s. Perfectly toned and curvy, big breasts, jaw dropping in everything she wears. She is also an incredibly talented cosplayer to boot! She’s just better in every category. Sorry Stella

Victor

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Kate Sarkissian

That’s it for now! I’ll be back with part 2 next week! We’ve already seen four incredible hotties. There’s bound to be plenty more where that came from.

 

DC Comics/LEGO are the Biggest Criminals Ever…

So a while back I was in Walmart and passed by the LEGO aisle and there set up on display was a LEGO Batman: The Movie LEGO set.

REALLY?

So LEGO is selling a LEGO set based off of a movie that is based off of a couple video games that are based off of LEGO sets that are based off of various movies and TV shows that are based off of comic books.

Damn!!! That is a lot of money out of our pockets, if you happen to purchase all this stuff, which I imagine only supreme Batman lovers do.

Star Wars Rogue One Trailer: Sit Down While Watching

If you use the internet, then chances are you have heard that the Star Wars Rogue One trailer is out.

Please watch this! Even if you are not a Star Wars fan, go ahead and watch it! It is action packed and honestly looks better than episode 7. It is a movie for both Star Wars fans and action fans. I swear I thought I was going to see Bruce Willis or Sylvester Stallone pop out of one of the storm trooper costumes. But obviously it is chock full of Star Wars…everything…it being Star Wars and all, so fans of the series will obviously crap their pants over it sooner, or nit pick it to death like some fans love to.

I am glad to see that Disney is putting a ton of effort into the now seemingly endless spin offs they have planned. I was nervous that these would be just silly, small, forgettable cash grabs, but the trailer blew me away. I know it is not good to judge a movie by a trailer, but I now cannot wait for this movie to come out.

Hopefully I’ll be done picking my jaw off the floor by the time December rolls around.

Watch it here, and prepare to be blown away.

 

Also, does anyone else think the lead actress looks incredibly like Aragorn from Sam Raimi’s “Lord of The Rings” trilogy?

 

 

A see glimpses of him in her face a few times in the trailer…you know…minus the beard