Ever Wonder Why Most Villains Want To Take Over The World?

Seriously, most villains from any type of media have some interest in taking over the world. Sure, some of them just want to recreate it in their own image, unable to stomach the world they live in, but I’m talking about the ones that simply want to rule it, for no reason other than being on top.

But think about it. Why would anyone want that kind of responsibility?

It seems like a big enough pain to run a country, let alone a population consisting of billions of people. Is it really all that exciting to rule over all of them? And of course, as villains, they rule with an iron fist, using fear to control everyone.

But why do they need to control everyone? Just so they can have their way for everything and do whatever they want? What a bunch of spoiled, selfish brats! And honestly, they can do this anyway. Villains usually rise to power because they have power and ability the rest of the world can’t possibly compete with. So they can do whatever they want anyway. No one would be able to stop them. Why piss off billions of people and make enemies out of them all?

Think about it. If villains didn’t make a global stink, no hero would ever turn up to stop them, or even if they succeeded in taking over the world, revolution would always be on the minds of the people. So the newfound leader will always be under some kind of threat, just as those ruled are.

And honestly, villains, why would you want the stress of ruling the world? Or is it all just about sitting on a throne in front of the whole world? Are villains really all that egotistical? That’s gotta be why. If they wanted money, or some kind of rare item, they could effortlessly steal it, or win it in some kind of fighting tournament, like UFC or frickin’ boxing! Why go through all the trouble of taking over the world, usually through means of an absurdly complicated plan that sometimes could take years or even decades to complete.

So it must be power they want. But not the individual power they already possess. No, that’s not enough. They want power over people, just so they can rub it in their faces, and the villain can say “I’m better than you, and if you don’t agree, I’ll kill you!”

Wow, so deep down, that’s the motivation behind most villains. A huge ego, a need to showoff, and a lack of love. I suppose if their parents treated these folks better, they would never become villains.

How lame, both villains, and their parents.

How about you? Would you be interested in global domination?

Harry Potter Video Games Ranked

I love the Harry Potter books and read them far more than I should. I think each one is better than the last.

I remember when the first Harry Potter game came out, I was excited to play it because it kind of reminded me of Zelda, but with wizards!

Well, nearly 20 years later, I finally played it, and naturally, due to my love of Harry Potter, I played them all, that is, all eight games, because they had to separate The Deathly Hallows into two games, just like the movies, even though they could have easily fit both games in one. But I digress.

I found that these games bounce all over the place in terms of genre and gameplay, so unlike the books, they do not get better with each one, hence why I am writing this.

So here we go, all eight games ranked in order from my least favorite to most favorite. Obviously I am only including the mainline games.

#8 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

PlayStation 2, 2003

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This game, the one I wanted to play so badly, turns out to be complete crap. You go around Hogwarts completing missions and sidequests with only vague hints to go off on. Every class teaches you a new spell, which to learn, your professors throw you into a deadly labyrinth of Hell to find the spell book. Make it out alive and you are worthy to keep the spell, and the students move on like this is totally normal.

It plays horribly with unresponsive controls, and I didn’t like it at all.

#7 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

PlayStation 2, 2002

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This game is just like the first one, but has some gameplay improvements. It’s still pretty bad though, just not as much as Sorcerer’s Stone. Also, how did this one come out before Sorcerer’s Stone??? Ahh, that was originally a PS1 game.

#6 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

PlayStation 2, 2005

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This is the first game in the series to change up the formula. They went with a full action game with this one. Before each level you can pick Harry, Ron, or Hermione, and equip items found in the world that increase health or magic power etc. Whoever you don’t pick is controlled by AI throughout the level.

It’s like a 3D Mario game, in that you go into the same level multiple times to find Hogwarts Crests, much like the Power Stars in Mario.

There are a few spells to choose from, and sometimes all three of you need to team up to move something. Throughout each level you and your computer-controlled partners just blast away at tons of enemies and solve puzzles.

This is the first game that doesn’t take place in Hogwarts, pretty much at all, in fact.

It’s an okay game with one foot crossing over into the “bad” territory.

#5 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

Wii, 2010

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They really change it up with this one, turning the series into a third-person-shooter. You get a variety of spells and items to use in battle, but it’s cumbersome to switch between them, and they are all more or less useless. The first spell you get, which is your main attack spell, is the only one worth using.

It’s an alright game with some faulty controls from time-to-time.

#4 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Wii, 2007

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The fifth entry returns the series to the inside of Hogwarts, but with different gameplay. The developers put a ton of effort into this game, and it shows. They managed to get many of the actors from the movies to do the voices in the game, which is nice. The gameplay is solid-ish with a new dueling system that allows you to use different spells for the most part rather easily. There are also mini-games to play such as wizard’s chess and gobstones.

There are lots of fun little puzzles to solve too that net you emblems. The more of these you collect, the more stuff you unlock, whether it help you in the game, or bonus material like cool interviews and behind-the-scenes stuff with the cast and crew.

It is far from flawless, however, but it’s a good game to be sure.

#3 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

PlayStation 2, 2004

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This game impressed me. It is the style of the first two games, but actually good. The controls work, the gameplay is fun. And you get to play as Ron and Hermione for the first time! Each of the three wizards-in-training learn their own unique spells and you can switch between them at any time, making for more diverse gameplay and puzzle-solving. Thinking on it, this and Goblet of Fire are the only two games where you don’t play as just Harry.

Also, for some reason, Hermione has shining blond hair, which is kind of weird.

#2 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Wii, 2009

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This game plays like Order of the Phoenix, but improves upon it. This is actually a really fun and really good game.

#1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2

Wii, 2011

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They go out with a bang in the final entry to the series. It’s the same TPS-style like Part 1, but fixed everything that made Part 1 bad. Now you can switch spells on the fly, and they actually do stuff, making the gameplay intense, fun, and very satisfying. This is truly a great game. Except it’s super-short, seeing as it basically only covers the tail-end of the book.

So there you have it, all the mainline Harry Potter games from worst to best in my opinion. Truthfully, only the last three are truly good games that I would recommend playing.

Tournament of Hotties: Dragon Ball (Round 1, Part 2) [Winners Revealed]

Welcome back to ToH! We’re going to show some love for some animated beauties from my favorite show of all time, Dragon Ball! This tournament will encompass women from all the series (DB, Z, GT, S).

The women selected had to have at least a few lines and have their name mentioned at some point in the show (mostly). So you will see a ton of girls throughout this tournament.

And trying out something new here. Now you can vote for your favorite girl each bout. Maybe your favorite will make it to the finals?

Check out round 1 to see which of the hottest Dragon Ball characters advanced. Now let us go!

Bout #8

Maron Vs Android 18

Wow! What a match up and so sad that it takes place so early in the tournament, as these two are easily two of the hottest women in the entire series.

Maron is essentially a Bulma clone, but younger and with bigger boobs. She’s all beauty and no brains.

Android 18 is a human turned machine with a strong heart and sexy looks/personality.

Coincidentally they are both in to midgets. Clearly it pays to die half a dozen times. Your reward is ridiculously hot women who are willing to marry you.

 

Victor

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Android 18

 

Bout #9

Miss Piiza Vs Videl

Here are two more beautiful women. Miss Piiza is the sexily dressed girlfriend/mistress thing of Hercule Satan. Videl happens to be Hercule’s martial arts savvy and beautiful daughter. She looks really good in her tight shorts by the way.

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Victor

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Videl

 

Bout #10

Erasa Vs Angela

Next up is two of Gohan’s classmates, both very beautiful and both would totally bang him. Angela even blackmails Gohan into going on a date with her. Based on looks alone, who should Gohan go for?

 

Victor

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Erasa

 

Bout #11

West Supreme Kai Vs Vados

We’ve got some godly women now! Do their looks live up to their titles?

 

Victor

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Vados

 

Bout #12

Cocoa Vs Tights Brief

Next up is a beautiful actress who swindles her way into Gohan’s life, a little closer than Gohan would prefer perhaps, but if he was single, he’d be one lucky fellow.

And then there is the out-of-nowhere surprise big sister to Bulma, who looks like the younger version of her mother.

 

Victor

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Cocoa

 

Bout #13

Kusu Vs Marcarita

Two more angelic women, both in title and form.

And that’s it for part 2! We’ve still got plenty more women to go.

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Marcarita

And we have our winners! Check out part 3 to see who else will make it to round 2!

Ranking All Of The Star Wars Series/Media (Current Disney Canon)

Ever since Disney took over Lucasfilm, all the countless forms of Star Wars media, especially the endless number of books, were eliminated from any official canon, leaving the six movies and the Clone Wars series the only canon material. They also said any Star Wars venture to come out after the Disney acquisition will indeed be canon from now on.

So today, I will be ranking all the series or clumps of media in which I find to be worst to best. For clarification, I will not be ranking individual movies or novels, but instead trilogies or books as a whole. Since there is so much Star Wars content, I know for a fact there will be some missed items on this list.

#12 Video Games

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Honestly, as far as I know, there aren’t many of these since Disney’s takeover. Pretty much just Fallen Order, a couple Battlefronts, a VR game or two, and some Rogue Squadron game that may or may not even be released yet.

I am placing this at the bottom of the list simply because I haven’t played any yet, with the exception of Battlefront, and I wasn’t too fond of it.

#11 Novels/ Short Stories

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Again, this is so low for I have only read like a short story or two, and they were just okay. I very much want to read more when I have a moment, and was hoping to eventually collect them all, but they are being released so rapidly that that is surely nothing but a hopeless dream at this point.

#10 Comics

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I do own a handful of comics, but these too are growing insanely fast. Of the five or six I have read, they are slightly interesting, but ultimately range from somewhat boring to okay.

#9 The Resistance Series

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This series is pretty awful, save for the last handful of episodes. It is clearly geared more towards small children, and hardly anything interesting happens. It also mostly takes place in a single area, which is highly unusual for Star Wars. In fact, this show does not feel like Star Wars at all. But like I said, at the end, when it takes place concurrently with Force Awakens,  it gets pretty good.

I have only watched the first season, so I can’t say anything for the second one.

#8 The Bad Batch

The Bad Batch is a fun show to watch, but it’s really just an episode-by-episode kind of series, where each one is separated from the others. In other words, there isn’t really any kind of story arc, just the batch doing a random mission each episode for some light money. Each episode usually comes with a cameo, so it’s great to see what famous Star Wars characters were doing at the transition of the empire.

Speaking of, that is where the series’ greatest potential lies. We have seen some of the transition from Republic to Empire, and how Clone Troopers fit into that change. We’ve seen prototypes from of a cross between a Clone Fighter to a TIE fighter ship, so watching the universal order and technologies shift has been great, and I imagine we’ll get a bunch more treats like that coming up in season 2.

#7 The Sequel Trilogy

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I enjoyed Episode 7 and 9 right away, and 8 took me three views to accept it. They are good movies, and I like most of the new characters. But good lord is this trilogy a mess. They start out by banking solely on nothing but nostalgia, then go off in a completely different direction, and then yank it back to the first path while using fan service as possible band-aid/blinder to how much they messed.

This whole trilogy was handled very poorly, especially when it comes to the story, and shows that without George Lucas behind the helm, things don’t go so smoothly.

In fact, George Lucas just revealed his plans for his sequel trilogy, and it sounds immensely better than what we got.

#6 Star Wars Story Movies

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This includes Rogue One and Solo.

These two movies were hard to place. They are both fantastic. Rogue One is probably my least favorite movie next to Last Jedi, (though it grows on me every time I watch it), but Solo is probably in my top 3. They are great supplemental films and I hope Disney stops being cheap idiots and start making more, for they clearly handle these better than the sequels.

#5 The Mandalorian Series

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This is a great show. I love the whole tone and feel of it. It has great action, and an intriguing storyline that gets even more so each episode. There is so much lore surrounding the Mandalorians, and this show will most likely pull from all of it to make a very solid and worthy series.

#4 Rebels Series

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This show is really good. All of the characters are very likeable, and it does a nice job advancing the story of some established characters as well, while also creating unique storylines that cross over and run adjacent to already established storylines.

This series can be ranked very closely with my next selection. It was hard to say either way, so consider them on even footing.

#3 The Original Trilogy

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For the time, these movies were completely minding-blowing, and still are today. Last time I watched them though, they were starting to feel aged however. But to say that it takes over 40 years to show some age, that’s pretty impressive. Regardless, these movies and their characters and story are fantastic, and always will be.

#2 The Prequel Trilogy

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As much as I love the original trilogy, as a child it had always left me wanting. I craved to see Darth Vader’s past, and a time when the Jedi reigned free. Surely Star Wars was more than this dark, depressing rebellion struggle?

In short, the prequels fulfilled my every desire, right down to my wish that they actually did something cool with Boba Fett (obviously I am talking about Jango).

I love the worlds, the characters, and especially the storyline, particularly when it comes to episode 3. That movie blows me away time and time again. But what really sets it apart is all the awesome action. This is everything I always wanted in settings I always hoped for.

#1 The Clones Wars Series

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To me, Star Wars is this series. Everything else just supplements it. You get to learn about so many characters that may have only been glimpsed in movies and even see them in action. You get to see into the lives of the Clones. There are so many excellent storylines, and it’s fun to see all the characters go through each one, learning and growing from their experience. 

And where the show really shines is the intense action. This is easily the most violent Star Wars related media ever made, and it’s worth it. It’s so amazing and fun to watch. The Jedi in real life have so much human restriction, but in a CGI show, you can really see what you always knew they were capable of!

The show does a great job bridging episode 2 and 3, and now we know what Obi-Wan, Anakin and the others really went through in the time between those movies.

Season one is good, but it’s not until season 2 that this show really starts to shine, and it does nothing but get better and better. The recently released season 7 is the most amazing thing Star Wars has ever achieved and then some. The last few episodes nearly brought me to tears from the awesomeness.

So there you have it. These are all the Star Wars medias I have been involved with that I can think of at the moment.

Star Wars has been an important part of my life since as long as I can remember, and I am so thankful the franchise is continuing to go strong, despite a few hiccups here and there.

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 2, Part 2

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

Check out the past parts here, and now let’s finish off round 2 to find the hottest of the hot!

 

Bout #6

Laura (Funny People)

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She’s pretty good looking, but let’s see just how much.

Very attractive woman with a great body. She comes off very friendly, and even more sexy. I also just realized she has a role in another Adam Sandler movie, Big Daddy, where she is way more hot than in Funny People.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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She wears a bikini like no other. Probably because she’s a bikini model or something.

Wow…I guess she is, and a hot one at that.

Laura is hot, but she can’t possibly compare to this.

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #7

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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Seriously, Katherine’s body is amazing. She looks irresistible in that coconut bikini thing.

I don’t know why, but despite being scantily clad in these photos, she really doesn’t do anything for me, except for that one in the black dress thing. She looks jaw-dropping there, and she’s supposedly 51 in that!

VS

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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This sexy teacher is everything a young student could hope for.

Man I would love to have seen some of my teachers in bikinis like these. She’s an attractive woman with nice boobs and a great body, but her face isn’t too great.

In fact, with the exception of the boob department, Katherine has her beat in every way.

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #8

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Violet definitely is an eye-catcher, so let’s give your eyes some more to see!

So she might actually be a little too slim. Very beautiful though. Her thinness probably affects her boob size, which is practically non-existent.

 

VS

Smoking Fox (The Ridiculous Six)

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She’s got a hard, beautiful face, and is smoking hot, but let’s see just how smokey.

She’s got an exceptional body, and overall beautiful looks.

This is a tough one, mainly due to the rules set. Truthfully, Fox has a better body, and her pictures show it, not to mention she’s better looking all around.

But I am judging based on their appearances in the movie, and while Smoking Fox is stunning in the movie, she is barely in it, and doesn’t really do much other than look hot.

Violet has a much bigger role, has more than one costume, and looks damn sexy most of the time. So this is quite a predicament, but one must move on, and that would be…

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

Bout #9

We’ve got another threesome, thanks to uneven women!

Heather (The Do-Over)

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While officially not a love-interest of Sandler’s, she’s officially really stinkin’ hot.

She can be rather diverse looking, but one consistency is she’s incredibly hot and sexy.

 

VS

Courtney Clarke (Sandy Wexler)

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Let’s see what the sometimes beautiful, sometimes meh Courtney really has to offer.

You see what I mean? This woman is all over the place. Some of these photos she’s okay, some she’s hot, and some she’s holy hell I want to hit that!!! It’s the same exact thing in the movie. She’s got huge boobs though, so wahoo!

 

VS

Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

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As we saw in the last round, Julia has like the best butt ever. Let’s see if we can’t see more of her…

Her body’s a bit oddly proportion, but she’s got it all where it matters.

So which of these three hotties gets to move on?

Courtney is easily the least attractive due to her inconsistencies. Plus, compared to the other two, she doesn’t act very sexy in her movie.

Heather is a more attractive woman than Julia, but Julia has better features, if you know what I mean. And unfortunately for Heather, Julia shows them off in several sexy outfits in her movie, which gives the win to…

 

Victor

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Julia De Fiore (Uncut Gems)

 

That’s it for round 2! Things are going to get even hotter in the next round!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 3

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1 and 2, and now let’s check out 10 more leading ladies from movies starring Adam Sandler!

 

Bout #11

Jill Hastings (Bedtime Stories)

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Looks like she’s got a nice body under that shirt, but that’s all. Could just be the picture though.

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Nah…not great.

 

VS

Laura (Funny People)

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Oh, she’s pretty! But careful, she’s a cheater! But good thing the Tournament of Hotties doesn’t judge by character morality!

No contest.

Victor

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Laura (Funny People)

 

 

Bout #12

Roxanne Feder

(Growns Ups/ Grown Ups 2)

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You have my attention Roxanne. How can you not, with those enormous boobs pushing open that dress? Who’s ever next is going to have a hard time beating this one.

 

VS

Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

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…Wow…

What we have here is like opposites…glorious opposites. Roxanne is the dark stunning hottie, against the shining white stunner. It’s a shame both of these women face off so early.

Palmer has youth on her side, and while her boobs don’t look as big as Roxanne’s, they are no slouches. Overall, Palmer is actually much better looking, and her hair is prettier too.

But I don’t want to see Roxanne go out without a bang, so let’s see what we can dig up.

Dang. It’s really a shame we won’t get to see more of her. But seeing as hot as Roxanne is, it really impresses just how hot Palmer is! I can’t get over how big her boobs are!

 

Victor

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Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #13

Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

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I never found Jennifer Aniston very attractive, but when she takes on the role of Katherine Murphy, she was absolutely beautiful, but how could she not be in those dubs? Her hair in that picture compliments her fantastically, not to mention that fantastic body. Dang that’s nice. Just Go With It happens to be my favorite Adam Sandler movie, and the fact that it stars two stunning bikini clad women is a major bonus!

Let’s see what unfortunate woman has to compete with Katherine’s incredible body!

VS

Erin Sadelstein (Jack and Jill)

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She’s not bad, but I’m going to be blunt and say she doesn’t come close to Katherine. Though it does look like she’s got a nice tight body.

 

Victor

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Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)

 

Bout #14

Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

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Maru was a teacher who spent much of her life in prison for having an affair with one of her like-14-year-old students. That’s one lucky kid. Pretty sure all her students would bang her if given the chance.

We’ve all had teachers that we’ve wanted to bed, and I’ve gotta say, Maru doesn’t even come close to some of the teachers I’ve had. But I never managed to get any of them to put their job and freedom at risk. Sigh…

VS

Lauren Reynolds (Blended)

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Hmm, she looks familiar…

This is no contest.

Man…I feel like such a bully. Drew Barrymore had three chances to advance, and was knocked out each time.

Victor

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Maru McGarricle (That’s My Boy)

 

Bout #15

Carmen Herrara (The Cobbler)

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I’ve never seen this movie, so I’m basing her off of a couple pictures. She’s okay. Nothing great, and she’s got more R’s in her last name than any name has business having.

VS

Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

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Don’t even have to think about this one.

 

Victor

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Violet Van Patten (Pixels)

 

 

A lot of hot women today! There’s just a few more, which we’ll get to in the next part! See you there!

Tournament of Hotties: Adam Sandler’s Lovely Leading Ladies- Round 1, Part 2

Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!

I can’t make any promises that I didn’t miss any, for there’s quite a few and it’s been years (like in the decades) since I’ve seen a lot of these, or I’ve only seen them once and don’t remember, but I’ll do my best to find them all!

Note that I will be judging the women as their characters, and not the actresses themselves, for we will likely see them before and after their films were made.

Check out round 1 before looking on to see the next batch of (hopefully) beautiful women!

 

Bout #6

This next bout is sort of interesting, as it is actually the same woman, but in two personas. But she looks so different in each that I thought it prudent to put both in here.

 

Babe Bennett (Mr. Deeds)

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Of the two, Babe is the real one, and she’s sexy…very sexy, and seems to have a kind of slutty reputation. She has an assertive, “I get what I want” attitude, so her rep isn’t all that surprising. She looks incredible in that low cut black dress, making us want to see more and more.

 

VS

Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

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Babe has taken on the alter-ego of Pam Dawson. She’s a little more made-up, her hair color is lighter, and she’s much more conservative, bashful, kind, and innocent. Not only is this woman much more girlfriend material, but actually better looking, despite her not showing off a good bit of cleavage.

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They are both beautiful as shown here, but only one can go on. Heck, it’s a win-win for the actress at least.

 

Victor

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Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)

 

Bout #7

Jennifer (Eight Crazy Nights)

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You know…I had to be thorough.

I’ve never seen this movie so I don’t have much to comment on.

 

VS

Linda (Anger Management)

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Linda is a very good looking woman who seemingly just wants to be banged in public. Most people would oblige to this, for she is very attractive.

Certainly mores so than that cartoon woman.

 

Victor

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Linda (Anger Management)

Bout #8

Lucy Whitman (50 First Dates)

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She’s meh, and has serious baggage.

 

VS

Deborah Clasky (Spanglish)

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I’ve only seen this movie once, and that was like 15 years ago, so I don’t recall a thing. But as far as Deborah goes, she looks to be a very beautiful woman.

Two blonds battling here, but one is clearly much hotter than the other.

Victor

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Deborah Clasky (Spanglish)

 

Bout #9

Flor Moreno (Spanglish)

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What do you do when your hot blond wife cheats on you? Bang the nanny of course! Even if she kind of looks like a man…

 

VS

Donna Newman (Click)

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This woman is gorgeous. Click is probably my second-favorite Adam Sandler movie, and the fact that this woman is so sexy adds a lot to it.

This is the easiest decision so far…

Victor

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Donna Newman (Click)

 

Bout #10

Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

alex mcdonough

Well…

Damn.

 

VS

 

Dalia Hakbarah

(You Don’t Mess With The Zohan)

dalia

Wow, another gorgeous woman. Her tanned skin, slim body, long dark hair, woo, it gives me the chills just looking at her.

This is the hardest bout in the tournament at this point by far. Both of these woman are extremely hot and look super sexy in their pictures.

But looking over some pictures, I’d say this one is hotter.

 

Victor

alex cat

Alex McDonough

(I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

I mean, it’s hard to compete with someone in bra and panties and this ridiculously sexy cat costume.

 

But I would like to show off Dalia a bit, since she’s so gosh darn hot.

I wish you didn’t have to end so soon…

 

Anyway, that’s it for round 1, part 2. See you back for part 3!

Could Nintendo and Sega Be Gearing Up For A Fierce New “War?”

I can’t believe it. We have finally reached a time where video game movies are great!

What, with Detective Pikachu last year, and Sonic this year, and the likelihood of more movies from these and other franchises, we could be gearing up for a new war, but on a bigger screen now; a war reminiscent of the classic clash of the SNES and Genesis, when gaming was incredible for both companies, and video game movies were despicable.

And yes, I am saying the Sonic movie is actually quite good. It has jokes for all ages, and is really quite funny at times. The characters are all likeable, Jim Carey brings his classic acting back, and there are a few nice, and very subtle nods to various Sonic games.

I personally could have done with some more action, but it’s not really an action movie, so I guess it’s not what they were going for.

I highly recommend seeing it whether you are a Sonic fan or not. It’s good ol’ family fun!

I am excited to see if Nintendo and Sega will really try to outdo each other. We’ll have to see what the supposed Mario movie in the works has to offer!

sonic-vs-pikachu

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 3

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties, where you can gaze upon the incredibly sexy costumed women that happen to occupy our world. Ever thought you’d want to have your way with a comic book or video game character? If not, you may change your mind now!

Catch up with parts 1 & 2, and then jump right in to these next jaw dropping hotties.

Kayla Erin

Vs

Danielle Beauleiu

Wow. Just looking at these two women fills me with dread (and excitement). They both are so gorgeous. But there’s no reason to procrastinate, so here’s a bunch of pictures of Kayla!

Hoo boy, that was a good supply! This woman is unbelievable. Beautiful face, good sized breasts, great, somewhat toned body, firm round butt…mmm. She’s also a very diverse cosplayer and looks very different in each picture. But the one common thing with all of them is that she always looks amazing.

All her facial expressions suck you in. She shows hints of being this adorable, friendly girl, to a raunchy sex machine, to a sly and shy seductress. She’s absolutely incredible.

Danielle Beaulieu may have a hard time keeping up with this gorgeous gal. But let’s see what she has to offer now!

Well damn.

First off, she is an incredibly gifted cosplayer. Your eyes are drawn to her finely detailed costumes first, but only for a moment, just until your brain kicks in and fully understands the incredible body wearing the costume. Talk about flawless. Danielle boasts a toned, curvy body, big boobs, a perfect butt, and beautiful face that seems to tease you for some reason.

Like with Kayla, she is very diverse in her looks, but each cosplay is an absolute knockout.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Danielle beats Kayla in every category. Butt, boobs, body, face, hair, literally every inch of her is superior.

 

Victor

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Danielle Beauleiu

 

Phew. After those two hotties, I don’t know if I can handle two more.

Come to think of it…I believe I can. Let’s do it!

Jannet Vinogradova

Vs

Kay Victoria

Looks like we’re in for another treat, folks!

Let’s start with Jannet. Let’s see how she looks not as an alien, eh?

Wow. Holy mother of all things hot! This woman’s body is perfection. Beautifully toned and curvy, incredible butt, and nice boobies, and a gorgeous face too! She is the pinnacle of desire, and I am floored. Thankfully, she is not shy in the slightest about showing off her body. On top of her unbelievable hotness, she is an amazing cosplayer!

This doesn’t set the scene too well for Kay. But before I can say that for sure, let’s see how hot she can be.

You know that perfect blond girlfriend you always dream of in high school? Well this is her. She actually existed the whole time.

This woman is stunning, to say the least. She looks to be very young, which adds to her beauty. She still has that youthful glow, so her skin, boobs, hair, butt, everything, is in prime condition. Her body is toned and curvy, just like the competition, and she’s got a good sized rack, though smaller than Jannet’s by the looks of it. Her butt is also very wonderful to look at.

This is definitely a tough one. Overall, Jannet has the better body, but Kay is so completely beautiful.

Victor

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Kay Victoria

Man, that was the closest bout so far. Jannet is so, so, very hot. I feel guilty that she doesn’t get to move on. But the youthful glow of a gorgeous woman with a perfect body is hard to compete with.

 

And that’s it for now. We’ve got one more part for round 1 coming, and you can bet the four competitors will be bringing the heat!

Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 1

Ahh Cosplayers…………………………….

Oh sorry, got a little dreamy there. When I first heard of cosplayers, I thought they were a bunch of absurd geeks that would go to comiccon dressed in a crappy costume of some super hero or video game character. Then I saw a few legit costumes people handmade, and I was blown away by their talent, and how they could actually bring a virtual character to life. And you can’t look at amazing cosplay without quickly stumbling upon the many women who dominate the online field of cosplaying. And I learned a few things very, very quickly…

These women are

1.) The hottest woman of all time…largely due to photo doctoring and tons and tons of makeup, naturally, but who cares…

2.) They are incredibly talented at what they do, making it harder to decide which you would rather look at, the intricate detail of their costumes, or every detail of their usually hugely exposed bodies.

3.) There talent and allure is so great, you find yourself wishing you could bang all your favorite video game and movie characters. Which is bizarre. Even the male characters…these women can turn someone as manly as Thor or someone, into the sexiest thing you have ever seen.

So at first I just found a couple girls, until I realized they are everywhere! Most of these women also do modeling, because if you’re that hot, why wouldn’t you, so we will see a lot of modeling shoots aside from their cosplay in the upcoming tournament.

So without further ado, let’s start what might be the steamiest tournament of all time!!!

Jordan Carver

Vs

Jennifer Van Damsel

Well I’m hooked right in just from that first picture of little red riding hood. So we will start with her…the fabulously busty Jordan Carver!

This woman isn’t your traditional cosplay. From what I gather, she is a model hailing from Germany, who does mostly themed, lewd photo shoots. As you are about to see, she has a flawless body, and bigger boobs than anyone I have ever known…okay, probably not, but they are massive nonetheless. And all her shoots focus around these watermelons. Now gaze upon them and try not to get too hypnotized!

So these are her “cosplays,” which as I said, are mostly just sexy photo shoots in some little get ups, and she gets slowly undressed throughout them.

Now I will give you a taste of her more basic modeling jobs…

So as you can tell, most pictures makes her boobs the center of attention, and part of me wonders if this is because they are trying to distract from her single flaw. Her face isn’t all that great looking. But any sane person would never or need to look above those marvelous flotation devices.

Next up is the beautiful Jennifer Van Damsel!

What a stunning woman! Her body is toned to perfection, her butt incredibly firm, and judging by some of her poses, she’s proud of it too. She too has a decent sized chest, but compared to Jordan, she looks flat as a steamrolled squirrel. But her face is very beautiful.

Decisions…decisions…Who in the world is hotter?

If judging solely on bust size, Jordan would probably win the whole tournament right now. But boobs aren’t everything. Jordan doesn’t seem to like to show off her butt. I have only ever seen one picture of it in a pair of jeans…that I can recall anyway…So while Jennifer falls flat in the boob department (heh), she wins in the butt aisle, as well as succeeding in have a more toned body. Like I said, it’s perfect, which is pretty amazing to say, considering how perfect Jordan’s body is. Jennifer has a more beautiful face too. Both of them have very lewd photos, so we get to so most of what they have to offer.

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

Sorry, Jordan…it was close…very close. But where as Jordan put all her eggs in her boobs, Jennifer offers everything to you, and every part of her is wonderful.

 

Stella Chu

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

Well it looks like we have another tough decision to make, which is both a fabulous and terrible thing…

Starting with Stella, the Asian beauty with a nice butt, judging from the first picture! Let’s investigate more into this claim, shall we?

This cosplayer is absolutely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her body perfect. She definitely has the smallest boobs out of the three contestants so far, but they are big enough. Her pictures show off her body well, and I can’t see a single downside to her.

So how does Kate stack up against her?

So it turns out this is an easy decision. Kate’s body is far better than Stella’s. Perfectly toned and curvy, big breasts, jaw dropping in everything she wears. She is also an incredibly talented cosplayer to boot! She’s just better in every category. Sorry Stella

Victor

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Kate Sarkissian

That’s it for now! I’ll be back with part 2 next week! We’ve already seen four incredible hotties. There’s bound to be plenty more where that came from.