Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 1)

Here we are, back with the hotties who survived Round 1. We are really gonna see some hotness now! Catch up with round 1, parts 1, 2, and 3, and let’s go!!

 

Cinderella

VS

Ariel

 

We’ve got the hardworking blond against the sexy seashell sporting redhead! Both are absolutely gorgeous, so let’s take a closer look to see which is hotter.

Cinderella will work her butt off for you, just as long as you take her to a ball every once and a while. But make sure to have her home by midnight!!

 

And if you ever wondered what she might look like in real life…hopefully it would be something like this.

 

And though she beat Snow White in round 1, you’ll be glad to know they are still friends!snow_white_and_cinderella_by_elias_chatzoudis-d705k27

Next up is the hottest mermaid around.

 

If ever Ariel were to sprout legs, hopefully she wouldn’t bother changing into ugly, unflattering clothing like she did in the movie. I hope she would look like this…

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So who is hotter…decisions…decisions…

Cinderella is gorgeous and would probably make the perfect wife, but I don’t know how adventurous she would be.

Ariel has the downside of living in a place where we can’t breath and is missing two essential holes. But she’s still got her blow hole and that’s all she needs to please us. Plus she is naive and desperate to fit in, so she’ll do anything we request most likely.

But really, we are basing solely on looks and the fact that Ariel goes around shirtless, being as hot as she is, is something we can only dream about. And she is just all around better looking than Cinderella of course!

 

Victor- Ariel

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Jasmine

VS

Pocahontas

 

 

First, let’s check out Jasmine, one of the sexiest animated women ever put on paper.

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I don’t care what anybody says, she looks drop dead gorgeous in these pictures, never mind that she is animated. It doesn’t help matters that she acts all sexy and seductive in this scene of the movie, which is undoubtedly the cause of every child’s very first wet dream.

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But a special thanks goes to this woman for fulfilling a fantasy we so desire. Now if only we could meet this babe in person…

Or this one…

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It is clear that Jasmine is unbelievably hot in a cartoon or in real life, and we can’t help but fall in love with her.

Pocahontas is also quite beautiful, but compared to Jasmine, she falls way short. But whoever this amazing woman is makes her a dream come true.

 

And this one…though I’m not sure if this is actually relevant to the movie.

 

Even with these scantily clad women posing as Pocahontas, she still doesn’t compete with Jasmine.

 

 

In this battle, the Native American falls short…though dang, that woman to the left looks amazing…not to mention the one on the right…yummy…………………………………

Victor- Jasmine

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That’s all for now, check back for the conclusion of Round 2!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 1, Part 1)

I’m back with another tournament of gorgeous women, but this time we’re gonna feed our fictional fantasies. These princesses might be popular for being royalty and starring in big movies and the like, but they are also hot, and damn it, we want to know who the hottest of the hot are.

I am going to be going all out and using all sorts of Disney females of royal caliber, even a few I have never heard of before. Note that no matter what we see on these pages, I will be judging them on how they look in their respective movies.

So let’s get to it!!

Snow White VS Cinderella

Our oldest Disney princess is Snow White, but she doesn’t look a day over 20. She also isn’t much in the looks department at all. Her dress is unflattering, she’s kind of a ditz, and honestly, there isn’t anything to gawk at. But according to the Magic Mirror, she is the most beautiful woman in all the lands. Well, if that is true, then I’d hate to see the other women in whatever lands she is from.cinderella_eu_princess_pi_storybook_r_8e1944df

Cinderella, on the other hand, is a hot blond, though she doesn’t wear anything sexy, unless you are into rags.

She is obviously a very beautiful woman with a bangin’ bod. And as a bonus, she cooks, cleans and can talk to animals, so who wouldn’t want that in a woman?

So the winner here is obvious, but I would like to share with you a picture I have located that someone drew that does in fact, make Snow White look quite sexy.

Snow White Bra and skirt

Too bad you don’t shape up like that in the movie.

Victor-Cinderella

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Next up is a heavy sleeper and an avid swimmer!

Aurora VS Ariel

Aurora is an attractive blond, with her wild hair, petite body and shy nature, she’s enough to make any guy chase after her. The title of her movie even calls her hot…sort of. Heck, in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep, one of the characters you play as wants to bang the sleeping broad.

 

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I mean, look at that look. You couldn’t say no to that. She’s a sly fox, she is.

 

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And I’m sure you can figure out something to do with her in this picture.

 

And next we have the gorgeous little mermaid, princess of the seas, Ariel! Sure, she’s half marlin, but that doesn’t mean her human half isn’t one of the hottest sights on the seven seas!

Any woman, half a fish or not, that wears a bra made out of sea shells as their everyday clothing, showing off their perfect body, is a welcome sight to me.

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The waves here are an accurate portrayal of an inevitable explosion that would occur from a dripping wet, near naked woman with her mouth wide open, kneeling down on a rock and looking at you.

And when that long red hair is floating around underwater, phew, it gets pretty bubbly, if you know what I mean.

And with two beautiful women this time around, who to vote for?

Ariel takes the trout. Aurora has a great body no doubt, but she doesn’t flaunt it. Ariel has no shame. She shows us what she’s got, and we like.

Victor-Ariel

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Next up are two more amazingly drawn hotties.

Belle VS Jasmine

Here we have a gorgeous French bookworm facing off against a beautiful Arabian princess.

Belle is not born a princess, but is married into it the role as implied in Beauty and the Beast. Not only does Belle score a 10 out of 10 in both the looks and brains department, but also in personality. She is a kind and gentle, unbelievably caring woman, but also can be fierce and fearless. She must also be one kinky lady, because she wants Beast’s bulge something awful. They could really get into some crazy business behind those big bedroom doors. And we can’t blame Beast either. Belle is one sexy woman.

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While Belle is pretty much perfect, Jasmine will not stand idly by and let her be overrun.

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The Aladdin babe is simply gorgeous. That dark skin, those big brown eyes and big lips,  long, bouncy hair, and that amazing figure make your heart melt and some other things grow.

She has a very tough personality. It’s like she’s a big tease. She exposes most of her upper body to you, but her aggressive attitude will keep you at bay unless you are a poor, heroic, homeless guy.

But she can also be very sexy, and she has such a perfect, seductive voice to go with it. Fortunately, she puts on this unbelievably sexy act multiple times in her series. Just everything about her is hot.

Did I mention how amazing her body is?

Little is left to the imagination on her fine hourglass figure, and really it looks like if her pants were real, they’d be totally see through. If you do manage to break down her defenses and score this perfect catch, you wouldn’t have to work hard in the slightest to undress her. One light tug and those pants and top are coming right off. Heck, if the desert she lives in wasn’t so dry, a gust of wind would probably get her naked, which is something we would all like to see.

So both of these contestants are beautiful, inside and out, and also have a darker, sexy and arousing side to them. So who is the better of such attributes?

Victor-Jasmine

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Look for Part 2 of Round 1 coming soon!