Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 1 (Part 3)

Okay everybody, let’s jump right to the hotties! But if you need to, check out Round 1 Part 1, and Part 2.

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Ciara Hanna

First off in Round 1 Part 3 are two of the hottest blondes you will likely ever lay eyes on. The hard part today is to decide which is hotter.

Let’s start with Sara. I first laid eyes upon this gorgeous woman when I was looking up something about one of the new Star Wars movies, and by some miracle, I came across this picture.

Sara-Jean-Underwood-Padme-Amidala-Cosplay-1Now it is not every day you find someone who looks hotter than Natalie Portman did in the same costume. I immediately fell in love with this woman. To my great delight, pictures such as these were attached to this one…

My first thought was she was a cosplayer, until I saw the car wash photos. That led me to believe she was a beautiful person who had an outstanding body that she loved to show off, and did so in a charitable way, while also conveniently having a bunch of friends who didn’t mind dressing super scantily and washing cars at the same time either. This provided a great service to their customers, who not only went home with a clean car, but an erection as well! What nice girls!!

Well obviously this must be some kind of fundraiser of sorts with Star Wars somehow involved. Whatever the reason, I decided to look more into this girl that had me so entranced. Was it because of her perfect body, beautiful face and charitable, helpful character, or was it because I love Star Wars just as much as nice, beautiful women? Perhaps putting both together was a match made in a heaven?

Anyway, this is what I found.

Turns out she’s a PlayBoy model. Having never looked at one of those magazines, I must admit, I am curious if they all look as good as her. But I seriously doubt it. This girl has an absolutely superb body, and a face that looks kind, sweet and fun. She looks like the type of girl you could get lost with all night, and then bring home to meet your mother. Until what she does for a living comes up anyway.

Oh and in case you were wondering, she looks amazing as Leia too.

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Eat your hearts out…

 

 

 

Next we have an equally beautiful and precious looking woman, Ciara Hanna, making her second appearance in a Tournament Of Hotties, but this time as herself and not as a character she played. Which is exactly how I came to learn about her. She was the yellow ranger in the Power Rangers: Megaforce series. She was really quite beautiful in the show, but it wasn’t until I was looking up pictures of her for the first Tournament of Hotties that I learned she is one of the most beautiful, sexy, cute, gorgeous, adorable, sweet, amazing…I’m running out of adjectives. Enough jibber jabber, just look at some pictures of her…

Oh man, she just looks like the biggest sweetie and sex muffin! I don’t know if I want to hug her or do something more private. But let’s face it. We’d all pick both. Another girl you would take home to meet the family, but you couldn’t wait to live so you could have your way with her.

Everything about her is so perfect and sexy, yet cute and sweet. But what really gets me is when those sexy lips placed upon that beautiful face curve into a smile.

I love her sexy, wavy hair too…and her eyes…everything…

This might be one of the hardest to choose from in the tournament thus far. It seems a crime that one of these perfect blondes must be eliminated, but I must persevere and choose one.

 

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

 

Moving away from blondes, we have two brunettes in the running!

Elizabeth Hurley

VS

Kristen Stewart

 

elizabeth_hurley_07The tall, slender large breasted woman known as Elizabeth Hurley may be one of my earliest crushes. I first saw her in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, where her sexy accent and perfect body charmed the pants off of everyone. The humorous censor scenes, aside from making me laugh, just showed how hot this woman was, not to mention how big her boobs are. Everything from her hair down to her futuristic styled boots is enough to make anyone start drooling. You really couldn’t blame Austin for trying to “shag” her the whole movie. No one else would be able to resist her either.

But it wasn’t until I saw Bedazzled that I considered her one of the most beautiful women on the planet, for she is so impossibly hot. In this movie, she plays the Devil. And this fact alone makes it an interesting movie. If the Devil looked like this…

then I am willing to bet just about everyone would sell their soul to her. The torture would be the “look but don’t touch rule” on this babe for all eternity. As you can tell, Elizabeth is nothing short of perfection. Ugh…just look at that body. Beautiful…so slim and toned…she’s as hot as the fires of hell…I know…I know…I had to say it.

She is getting on in years now, which is a blow to us all, but even still she looks nothing short of fabulous.

Any sane person would jump at the chance to get in on some of that, 20 years ago or now.

 

Next up is Kristen Stewart. I imagine I discovered her the same time everyone else in the world did. I remember it all too clearly. I visited my buddy in college and we were bored one night so we decided to go down to the auditorium where they were having a movie night. It was some movie none of us ever heard of, but we figured we’d watch it anyway. When we walked into the auditorium, I immediately noticed we were the only guys in there, never a good sign.

That’s right, you guessed it. That movie was Twilight. We had never heard of it and never knew it was this huge book/movie business. Anyway, the movie was basically awful. Except for the lead actress, Kristen. She was a hottie. She made most of the movie somewhat enjoyable just because of her looks. But after the movie ended, I forgot all about her until years later when I saw some pictures of her. It may have been these ones in fact.

She had become older and more mature and something about her just blew me away. Yeah, she has a perfect body, no doubt, sexy attitude and hot hair, but that isn’t what really gets me, it’s that face of hers. It is just so entrancing and wonderful.

I just can’t explain it, it just makes my heart melt. Maybe it’s because she dresses most of the time in regular clothing, and looks like a normal person most of the time, not some big shot celebrity. I don’t know. I don’t think I have a “type.” Maybe she’s it?

And speaking of the way she dresses, she looks amazing in everything. No matter what she dons, she is just tipping over the hottie scale.

Wow, she is just a steaming hottie, hot enough to take on the Devil herself. I don’t know what it is, it might be all her vampirey witch craft or whatever, but she definitely has me under some spell.

And she’s bisexual, which is huge points in my book.

So which of these two perfect women is hotter? It’s hard to say. Kristen is more my age, so maybe that’s why I feel some weird cyber connection with her. Elizabeth Hurley is much older, but still competes with Kristen any day. Decisions, decisions. I will have to give it to…

Victor

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Elizabeth Hurley

Sara Jean Underwood and Elizabeth Hurley move on to Round 2! Their victories are bitter sweet, for Ciara and Kristen both are such sweet contestants I could totally get along with.

See you next time for the conclusion of Round 1!

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Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Villains, Round 1 (Part 2)

 

Welcome back! 10 hot and not so hot villains faced off in part 1. Let’s see if there are any hotties here!

Match 6

Elsa (Dino Thunder)

VS

Morgana (S.P.D.)

Elsa is the right hand woman to the evil dinosaur man, Mesagog. She changes her appearance in the middle of the show. The above picture is her after her change.Image result for elsa power rangers She is an attractive woman for sure, but not too attractive. Both of her normal costumes are pretty sexy though, and this helps bring out the best of her. The picture here to the left is her original appearance. This is definitely her hotter costume, having much see through material to gaze at. She definitely is a looker. We do love all the leather these villains wear.

Morgana is the woman who doesn’t want to grow up. She gets turned into a child again so that she can play with dolls. But because she failed to kill the Rangers, she is punished by being turned back into an adult. This may be a terrible change for her, but not for the viewers. She is a very beautiful woman, though again, she isn’t like super hot. Her attire consists of a long black dress that hugs all the right places. When she wants to fight, she wears a nice, tight battle uniform that shows off her curves.

Overall, both women are good looking, but I would say Morgana is just a little more so. Her long brown hair adds to her beauty enough to push her forward.

Victor-Morgana

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Match 7

Miratrix (Operation Overdrive)

VS

Camille (Jungle Fury)

This match pits two dark haired beauties together.

Miratrix has a very beautiful face. At the beginning of the show she has long hair.

I prefer her with the long hair personally, but anyway you slice it, she is very beautiful. Her dress thing doesn’t do all that much to flatter what I am sure is a gorgeous figure, but her legs do look great in those tight black pants or whatever they are.

Camille too has an extremely beautiful face. Her outfit does not reveal anything at all, but she looks incredibly hot in it none the less.

Both girls have great hair, and I am sure their bodies are amazing. But their faces just make you want to stoke their cheek before giving them a big old kiss. But I would have to say Camille is the more beautiful out of the too. There is an innocence there that is just so alluring.

Victor-Camille

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Match 8

Tenaya 7 (RPM)

VS

Tenaya 15 (RPM)

Okay, okay, they are the exact same woman, just rebuilt a few generations. Tenaya actually goes unopposed. She is the last human looking villain in the entire franchise it would seem. But just look at her. They certainly went out with a bang. Luscious, long straight locks you just want to run your fingers through, a tough, yet sexy and gorgeous face that you would likely be unable to resist kissing if you were to meet her face to face. And let’s talk about her outfit. It covers her entire body, yet it is so wonderfully tight, it hardly leaves anything to the imagination. The only thing you are imagining when looking at this hottie is that darn zipper that holds the whole piece together being pulled down. It is already pulled down to the point that makes it uninteresting, yet oddly tantalizing, not to mention obnoxious and taunting. Just one more inch and we would have a view of what I am sure is wonderful cleavage. But don’t stop there. You can just imagine pulling that sucker all the way down where it stops at the navel. Then you can imagine her stepping out of that sexy outfit, just to finally show you the form the outfit only teased you with.

I mean, look at that butt. What a teasing outfit! It doesn’t matter if she is alone in this bout, she is so stinking hot, chances are she would win anyway.

Victor-Tenaya

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That is it for round 1. See you for round 2, where the competition really starts to heat up!

Check out the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers all listed here for some even more intense hottie action.

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 5 (Finals)

Here we are, after many long weeks, at last we have made it to the finals! Check out the entire tournament here, the links are listed.

Three beautiful women have made it to the finals, due to an uneven amount of competitors, but that will just make this all the more fun. Coincidentally, the three finalists are also the three hottest rangers of all time. Somehow they did not face off against each other until this exciting bout, which is going to make this even more fun.

Instead of listing and talking about them and then picking the winner, I am just going to go ahead and announce the positions in which they will place.

Second Runner-Up

 

Gia (MegaForce/Super Megaforce)

Congratulations to Gia. She is unbelievably hot and sweet, literally everything about her can be described as such. I love watching her, and love looking at pictures of her even more. So here are some for your viewing pleasure.

 

My god, she is perfect, her personality, her body her looks, all perfect. You would be hard pressed to find a better looking woman than this one, yet we have two…

 

Runner-Up

 

Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

The fight between Gia and Ashley was a tough one. Both have perfect bodies and personalities, and are extremely sexy without even trying. I suppose what gave Ashley the edge is the fact that she dressed sexier in her seasons.

 

No matter what she wears, what her hairs like, how old she is, she is just plain beautiful. She has an aura of sexiness about her that is accidental I think. She is just amazing in every way, and the biggest sweetheart in the show and to her fans. Unfortunately she doesn’t seem to like to pose for pictures with in revealing outfits, but just watch the show to get your fix.

Victor

 

Lily (Jungle Fury)

And here you are folks! Our winner. There was never any dispute about it. As soon as I watched her season, I knew she would be the hottest ranger of all time. She just gushes hot, sexy, adorable, kind, etc.. She is perfect in every way. She is the perfection of both Gia and Ashley combined. Like those two are androids 17 & 18 and Lily is Cell and absorbed them to become the perfect woman. Weird analogy but whatever.

 

Absolutely gorgeous. She apparently does quite a few nude scenes too, so that’s a dream come true for anybody who grew up with a crush on her. That’s something people can’t really say no to. She is beautiful in every way, shape or form and absolutely deserves to be the winner.

Thanks for checking out the Tournament Of Hotties: Power Rangers. I hope you enjoyed it. And as a small bonus, I will list all the rangers now from who I think is worst looking to best looking for a bit of extra fun to see how hot I find them as opposed to how far they made it in the tournament itself.

We have 33 girls, so I’ll get right to it! The round in the parentheses indicates how far they made it.

#33 Gemma-Silver R.P.M. Ranger (Round 1)

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#32 Z-Yellow S.P.D. Ranger (Round 1)

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#31 Mia-Pink Samurai Ranger (Round 1)

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#30 Vida-Pink Mystic Ranger (Round 1)

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#29 Kendrix-First Pink Galaxy Ranger (Round 1)

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#28 Trini-First Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Ranger (Round 1)

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#27 Dana-Pink LightSpeed Ranger (Round 1)

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#26 Kelsey-Yellow LightSpeed Ranger (Round 2)

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#25 Summer-Yellow R.P.M. Ranger (Round 2)

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#24 Shelby-Pink Dino Charge Ranger (Round 1)

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#23 Madison-Blue Mystic Ranger (Round 2)

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#22 Katie-Yellow Time Force Ranger (Round 1)

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#21 Aisha-Second Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Ranger (Round 1)

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#20 Cassie-Second Pink Turbo Ranger/Pink Space Ranger (Round 1)

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#19 Rose-Pink Overdrive Ranger (Round 1)

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#18 Tanya-Yellow Zeo/First Yellow Turbo Ranger (Round 2)

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#17 Kendall- Purple Dino Charge Ranger (Round 2)

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#16 Emily-Yellow Samurai Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#15 Kira-Yellow Dino Thunder Ranger (Round 2)

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#14 Alyssa-Pink Wild Force Ranger (Round 1)

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#13 Tori-Blue Ninja Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#12 Syd-Pink S.P.D. Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#11 Kat-Second Pink Mighty Morphin’ Ranger/Pink Zeo Ranger/First Pink Turbo Ranger (Round 2)

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#10 Taylor-Yellow Wild Force Ranger (Round 2)

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#9 Maya-Yellow Galaxy Ranger (Round 2)

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#8 Jen-Pink Time Force Ranger (Semifinalist)

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#7 Ronny-Yellow Overdrive Ranger  (Round 2)

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#6 Karone-Second Pink Galaxy Ranger (Semifinalist)

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#5 Emma-Pink Mega Ranger (Round 1)

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#4 Kimberly-First Mighty Morphin’ Pink Ranger (Quarterfinalist)

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#3 Gia-Yellow Mega Ranger (Second Runner Up)

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#2 Ashley- Second Yellow Turbo Ranger/Yellow Space Ranger (Runner Up)

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#1 Lily-Yellow Jungle Ranger (Winner)

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And there you have it…all the rangers from least hot to most hot.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!!

Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers Round 3 (Quarterfinals)

Welcome back to the Tournament of Hotties: Power Rangers. If you missed it, check out round 1 and round 2, all listed here to see which of the female rangers were hot enough to make it to the quarterfinals. It is going to get really intense from now on. All these girls are ridiculously hot. Up until now I have only been using pictures I could find of each girl from the show. But now, to spice things up a bit, I will be using pictures of the actresses themselves in addition to their looks from the show. This will show off the female rangers potential of hotness, not just what they are restricted to look like in the show. I am really excited, so let’s go.

First Match 

Kimberly (Mighty Morphin’)

VS

Ashley (Turbo/In Space)

Yep, this is going to be tough. Kimberly and Ashley are both EXTREMELY hot! It is definitely going to be nearly impossible to pick just one. What makes matters worse, is that both of these sexy babes often show us their amazing bodies by wearing skimpy clothing.

Kimberly is the sex icon for children of the 90’s. She showed all us young ens what a woman’s body should look like. Every episode she looked stunning. And thankfully, as I have just discovered, there is no shortage of pictures showing off the actresses amazing body.

See? She is just gorgeous, plain and simple. I don’t know when these pictures were taken, or how old she was, but the ones where she is older, she seems to have an even more incredible body, which is what we like to see.

Ashley is every bit as good looking as Kimberly though. Unfortunately, her actress doesn’t seem too keen on taking risque photos, which is unfortunate for this situation, but very respectable. Her two photos above show just how hot she was in the show, (me being extremely jealous of that guy in the metal monster suit thing,) and how she might just be even hotter as she has aged.

Ashley is smoking as a young adult, even courteous enough to let us see up her skirt. What is amazing is I can’t decide if she is even hotter now. Seriously, you would be hard pressed to find someone who looks that good at her age. It is amazing. Every picture of this woman makes your heart melt, thanks to her gorgeous face, hair, smile, personality, the list goes on and on. And she just continually shows off her perfect body in the show, making me want to go back and suffer through the episodes she is in, though the suffering would be minimal as long as I get to see her.

On a scale of one to ten, Kimberly is definitely a 10, but Ashley would have to be an 11. She is just so hot I can’t even handle it. She definitely has Kimberly beat in looks. And her smile and personality make you fall in love with this woman.

Victor-Ashley

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Second Match

Karone (Lost Galaxy)

VS

Ms. Fairweather

And here we are with another tough match up. Both of these women are easily 10’s on the hottie scale, which makes my job of picking one very hard.

Karone definitely has the better attire, looking unbelievably sexy in a black leather get up, which certainly trumps Ms. Fairweather’s lab coat. But Ms. Fairweather has better hair, lips, eyes and just a perfect face in general, not that Karone’s is anything less than perfect.

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This is about all I could find on her actress. She certainly does not flaunt what she’s got over the internet. But she stills looks great now that she’s older, though I have to say, she is nowhere near as hot as she was on the show.

Karone, on the other hand, has no shortage of hot pictures on the internet, some from some other acting jobs that she looks amazing in as well. And the best part about her is she is still beautiful at an older age. She still puts out a sexy vibe, and no matter what picture you look at of her, she has a gorgeous face and an amazing body. Thankfully she shows it off pretty well in the show.

Both women are incredible beauties, but Karone just has the edge, her sexy look is hard to beat.

 

Victor-Karone

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Third Match

Jen (Time Force)

VS

Tori  (Ninja Storm)

Sigh…yet two more beautiful girls, in which only must move on. At the start of this tournament, this would have been an easy decision, but now, as I have grown used to these women, it is very hard. For one of them has grown on me quite a bit.

Let’s start off with Jen, the beautiful Kimberly clone. Her face and body just scream sexy, her tough attitude adding to it. She hast a great body, as shown above, and a perfect face to go with it, complete with a darling smile.

Tori is the one I am surprised made it this far, I thought she was going down in round 1. I never found her that good looking when I watched her season, but now, as I have stared at her body for so long, I am blown away by her. She has beautiful blonde hair, a perfect body, and cute face, so I don’t know how I missed all that.

She is just gorgeous in every way, and seems to get hotter the more she ages.

That being said, as perfect as Tori is, Jen is hotter in her season and that is what ultimately counts. And Jen looks better in underwear. But here’s to Tori being one of the hottest post season rangers, if not the hottest!

 

Victor-Jen

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Fourth Match

Syd (S.P.D.)

VS

Lily Chilman (Jungle Fury)

 

Oh boy, here is another clash of incredible hotties…

Syd, as I have already mentioned, did nothing for me, but each episode she seemed to get a little hotter, so by the time the season ended, I found her completely irresistible. Her personality changed too, from an annoying, selfish barbie, to almost the opposite. This, combined with her constant growing of hotness, results in her becoming great girlfriend material that you can go out on a date with pride.  And it seems she did not stop this trend of getting hotter after power rangers. Feast your eyes upon her glorious hotness!

Somehow, she has managed to grow infinitely hotter than she was in S.P.D. That is some feat considering how hot she already was. She has a perfect body, as these pictures shows, and her boobs and butt are as good as ever. We all wish that is a picture of ourselves she is looking at in the one photo, while she strokes her hair in her underwear. There’s lots of stroking going on for sure in her mind, and yours. What a babe!

Giving Syd her first real competition is Lily. Lily is the master of being cute and hot, and also defeated Ronnie, no small feat, in round 2. Does Syd have what it takes to take on Lily? Well let’s take a look at her competition.

Wow………………………………………………………………………….Just.Wow………..

This woman is gorgeous. She looks amazing in everything she wears, especially the picture of her butt in those wonderfully tiny shorts. Like, she is breath taking. Just perfect in every way.

I mean, how many girls do you know that can make this outfit seem insanely hot.

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Not many, I venture to say. From the cute way she wears her hat, with her beautiful hair flowing from it, to the simple way her shirt sits on her, she just makes the outfit seem sexy, as well as her dance moves and apparently everything else the actress wears and does too.

You can not help falling in love with this girl. And amazing as it is that someone as hot as Syd can be taken down, Lily does it almost easily.

Victor-Lily

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Fifth Match

Emily (Samurai/Super Samurai)

VS

Gia (MegaForce/Super Megaforce)

Here we are at the last match of the quarterfinals. It’s down to two steaming blonds, but the deciding vote is easily given for a change. But which you may be wondering? After all, as you can see, both of these girls have perfect bodies and wear bikinis like it’s nobodies business. Like seriously, it’s not fair. They are so perfect, I have hardly seen anyone look so good in real life.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Emily for your viewing pleasure!

Feel free to drool over this beauty. Not only does she have a perfect body, but dazzling blond hair, a cute face and smile. She can be super adorable, but can also switch instantly to amazingly sexy. And seriously, her small tight body…it makes me want to cry, it’s so good.

And here are some shots of Gia. Though I don’t think I can handle all this hotness on one page, but here goes!

Hot diggity! The internet is loaded with pictures of this perfect specimen of hotness and each one is rated a 12 out of 10 of the hottie scale! It is ridiculous how good looking this woman is. She does cute, hot, sexy, innocent, naughty, and probably anything else as flawlessly as her body and good looks. Not to mention she has the best smile ever. And her lips, while not large or prominent at all, are just so perfect. You can just imagining kissing them. I swear if you stare at them, your face gets magnetically drawn to them.

I can’t believe it, but Gia just completely blows Emily out of the water. And that is not an easy thing to do with a body like Emily’s, so perfect and sexy. But it really is no contest. But seriously, even though Emily lost, she’s super freakin’ hot, okay?

 

Victor-Gia

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Seriously, that smile…so perfect on a woman so perfect

Well that’s it! See you next time for the semifinals!