Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Finals

Well we finally made it to the finals. Two of the hottest pop singers to ever live are about to battle it out to see who the hottest one of all time is. So check out the links listed here if you want to see all the scantily clad competitors, and now here’s the hotness!

 

Christina Aguilera VS Katy Perry

Observe, the hotness that is Christina. She is a sexy, sexy, hot, unbelievably sexy woman with an incredible body.

A dream come true.

And now for the final hottie!

Man, have you ever seen such gorgeous women before?

Now the hard part…to see who is hottest…oh boy…

They both dress very sexy in their own ways, but both showing off their sexy bodies, which are both perfect. I don’t know whose is better.

Overall, Christina is sexier, but Katy is more beautiful. It’s a hard call but I’d have to go with…

Victor- Katy Perry

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That’s right, she is the hottest pop singer of all time. She has a great body, beautiful, hot, sexy, cute, gorgeous features, and just looks to be about perfect in every way! A well deserved win. It’s just too bad she had some melt down and cut off all her hair and doesn’t look so hot anymore. But that’s just me.

 

And as always, I will rank the 16 pop singers on how I personally find them, from least attractive to hottest. It’s just an excuse to see some more of all these hotties. The round next to their name is how far they made it in the tournament.

#16 Fergie (Round 1)

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#15 Taylor Swift (Round 1)

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#14 Gwen Stefani (Round 1)

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#13 Janet Jackson (Round 1)

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#12 Ciara (Round 2)

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#11 Carrie Underwood (Round 2)

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#10 Shakira (Round 1)

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#9 Aaliyah (Round 2)

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#8 Jennifer Lopez (Round 1)

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#7 Jessica Simpson (Round 1)

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#6 Beyonce (Round 1)

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#5 Mariah Carey (Semi-Finalist)

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#4 Britney Spears (Round 2)

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#3 Christina Aguilera (Finalist)

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#2 Ariana Grande (Semi-Finalist)

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#1 Katy Perry (Winner)

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Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers- Semi-Finals

This is it! We are down to the last four hotties. Only two will advance. Check out who’s been eliminated so far and now, let’s move on to the first bout!

Mariah Carey VS Christina Aguilera

Wow. Talk about two unbelievably sexy women. It’s going to be hard to choose which is hotter. But try we shall!

Mariah, the hottie who doesn’t stop…

I’ve always thought Mariah was super hot, but since this tournament, it’s been amplified. She is everything you would want in a woman rolled into the perfect package.

And here’s the ridiculously sexy Christina!

Oh my God, she is so sexy. She is like the embodiment of lust. Everything from her posture, her expressions, her body…she always looks like she wants to have her way with you, and I doubt anyone would be able to say no.

Both women are perfect and deserve to have made it this far. It’s hard to say who the hottest is, but this one is so alluring…

Victor- Christina Aguilera

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And the last two women are nothing short of perfect hotties.

Katy Perry VS Ariana Grande

Let’s start with the astounding beauty that is Katy Perry…

Amazing body, great features on said body, and her face is perfectly gorgeous, giving an innocent, likeable woman kind of look, but also hinting at a wild side that everyone wants to see. She looks super sexy singing with that mouth of hers hanging open.

And the younger, yet master of hot and cute herself, Ariana Grande!

Everything about her drives me wild. Her small tight figure, those short skirts, especially when she leans forward in that taunting, sexual way. She knows just how to get our attention with her none too revealing clothes, but makes it even sexier than if she was standing in front of you naked.

So who is the winner? I don’t really know. They are both so perfect. Each is very different, having their own unique hot qualities. But Ariana, while being someone anybody would want to spend their life with, just still has a bit of a babyish look to her, despite being ridiculously sexy.

Victor- Katy Perry

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So we now have out finalists! Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry will battle it out for the hottest pop singer of all time!

Tournament of Hotties: Pop Singers- Round 2, Part 2

Here we are, about to decide the two hotties that will move up to the semi-finals! Catch up on everything here, and let’s check out some singers!

Katy Perry VS Ciara

Let’s just look at some pictures, shall we?

Wow…what a hottie…just absolutely beautiful. And that picture of her with that mouth open. It seems like something can be inserted nicely into that…but I just can’t think of what…hmm…

And next up we have the sexy Ciara!

Here’s another woman who looks like something can be inserted into her, but this time in the opening in her legs on those two pictures. But anyway, what a gorgeous woman. She has an amazing body, sexy expression, and so toned and hot, her body is. Truly an irresistible woman. Everyone wishes it was their own hand covering that boob in that one picture. My gosh…just amazing. She even looks like Beyonce in the city shot.

So which of these incredible hotties is going to come out on top? (with hopefully me on the bottom…)

Well if Beyonce was beaten by Katy, and she looks like Ciara, that could only mean…

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And now the last 2 hotties. Who will make it to the semi-finals?

Carrie Underwood VS Ariana Grande

Carrie is a gorgeous woman, the kind you want to marry. She is modest and beautiful, which is always nice if you are looking for a partner, not for a tournament of hotties. But she is cute and glowing, and it grabs your attention nonetheless. Being modest, there aren’t too many sexy pictures of her out there, but here’s what I could scrounge up.

Not the hottest girl we’ve seen, but still has a desirable body and a beautiful face. And that blond hair is gorgeous. Without a doubt a hottie.

And next up is the young and sexy/cute/hot/erotic Ariana teasing us with her good looks and short skirts.

She certainly has a unique style, but that doesn’t make it any less sexy. Perfect, tight body, up skirt pics, and long hair make her something you could only dream of.

This is a no brainer. She wins all the way.

Victor- Ariana Grande

 

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So provocative…

And that’s it. Ariana and Katy move on to the semi-finals!! See you there!

Tournament Of Hotties: Pop Singers-Round 1, Part 3

And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!

Katy Perry VS Beyonce

Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!

I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…

Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.

Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!

There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.

But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…

Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.

So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?

Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?

Wwwwwweelllllll……….

Victor- Katy Perry

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Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?

Ciara VS Gwen Stefani

I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!

Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.

Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…

So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.

Victor- Ciara

 

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Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!

Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Final

We have the two finalists battling it out here! See how they made it this far with the links posted here.

I’ve already explained to death how impossibly hot they are, so let’s just see some pics.

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Sara Jean Underwood

Let’s have a little fashion show. Let’s see what these beauties look like in lingerie!!

 

 

 

 

Wow, those are some hot ladies!

What about bikinis…those are always hot, right?

 

 

 

 

Meowsa!!!

What about costumes?

 

 

Those are painted on! Makes you wish she played Wonder Woman in the recent film. She seems not to be a big fan of dress up unfortunately, because we would all love to see her in some more outfits.

Sara definitely is, even into some cosplay. So she will have a few more pictures.

 

 

There is nothing sexier than a woman who likes to dress up, though dressing down might be more accurate.

And just because, here’s just a few more hot pictures of our finalists.

 

 

 

 

Okay, now the big decision…who is hotter?

This is really, really hard to choose. These are honestly the two hottest women on the planet, and each wants to be number 1.

But I have to give the winning spot to her.

Victor

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!

While both girls are perfect in every way, Sara’s got a more tone body, sexy blond hair, and always looks so diverse in her pictures, which somehow gives her this sweet and sexy personality, which if you are hot and a sweetheart, you’re golden. I suppose the endless amount of photos of her doesn’t hurt either.

Bottom line, she is the hottest person I have ever laid eyes on, or at least through a computer screen. I will never lay real eyes on her… So congratulations Sara on being named hottest woman on the planet!

And like always, I like to rank all the contestants in my own personal opinion, from least hottest to hottest. Though regardless of how well they did in the tournament or in my personal ranking, these 16 women are, as far as I know and/or am concerned, the hottest women on Earth. Ranking them will probably be harder than the one on one matches. Oh boy…

Anyway here they are, from least impossibly hot, to most impossibly hot. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.

 

#16

Kristen Stewart (Round 1)

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#15

Brooklyn Decker (Round 1)

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#14

Kendall Jenner (Round 1)

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#13

Elizabeth Hurley (Round 2)

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#12

Katie Cassidy (Round 1)

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#11

Kim Kardashian (Round 2)

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#10

Scarlett Johansson (Round 1)

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#9

Jessica Alba (Round 2)

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#8

Tara Reid (Round 1)

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#7

Denise Richards (Round 1)

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#6

Ciara Hanna (Round 1)

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#5

Angelina Jolie (Round 2)

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#4

Joanie Brosas (Semi-finalist)

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#3

Alexandria DeBerry (Semi-finalist)

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#2

Megan Fox (Runner Up)

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#1

Sara Jean Underwood (Winner)

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I almost feel bad ranking them, because again, they are all so very, impossibly hot. All these women should be worshiped.

Well that’s another tournament over. Thanks for checking it out, or rather, checking out the contestants. Till next time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 3 (Semi-Finals)

Alright! We narrowed it down to the last four hotties! These gorgeous gals will battle it out to see which two will make it to the finals!

Check out the links here to catch up on all the hottie action in rounds 1 and 2, and then please, enjoy the upcoming hotties!

 

Megan Fox

VS

Joanie Brosas

I’ve already talked about how amazingly beautiful and perfect and sexy Megan Fox is. No matter what she’s wearing, or not wearing, she is just so, so beautiful. She took down Tara Reid and Jessica Alba in this tournament so far. When will her rampage end? Let’s take a look and see if that end is in sight.

 

A woman who looks like this is definitely going to be tough to beat. As I just said, no matter what she’s in, she’s gorgeous.

I mean, in this picture I’m about to show you, she is in hardly anything revealing, and it’s barely more than a picture of her face.

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It’s such an innocent picture and yet my jaw drops to the floor as if she was standing naked in front of me. She’s beautiful, plain and simple.

And to compete with her is the slender, sexy cosplayer Joanie Brosas, whose taken down Katie Cassidy and Angelina Jolie so far. This girl has an amazing body that easily takes the cake over Megan Fox’s body. And the fact that Megan’s is already completely perfect, that is a mighty impressive thing to say.

And speaking of Megan, I think she is the reason I discovered Joanie, now that I think about it. I was reading an article that was talking about Megan Fox being considered to play Lara Croft for a Tomb Raider reboot movie years ago. There was a picture of this.

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It’s a hot photo, for sure, but this picture somehow led me to these…

 

 

And thus I discovered potentially the greatest body of all time. I mean just look at that. It completely blows away what Megan Fox looks like in her outfit. I”m sure you want more evidence to back up the whole “greatest body claim,” so here it is.

 

There are no words to describe her body. Like jeez, it’s (insert description here). Perfect is an understatement.

I mean, look at these pictures.

 

That other girl is no pushover. In other words, she’s hot. But when standing next to Joanie, she almost appears ugly. So I suppose the real question is, does Megan Fox appear ugly next to Joanie?

The answer…No.

Megan is still gorgeous. The hard part is deciding which of these women is actually hotter. We’ve already established Joanie has the better body, so that’s big points.

The woman that will move on is just barely hotter than her competition. There is something just more sexy about her. It’s like she is a goddess or something, but seems so real as well, if that makes any sense. You get lost in her looks, and it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Victor

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Megan Fox

You see? There is just something so real about her? It’s hard to explain, much like her beauty. Whatever she’s got, Joanie is lacking in it.

Next up are quite literally the two hottest blondes on the planet.

 

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Alexandria DeBerry

Sara has beat out Ciara Hanna and Elizabeth Hurley, two of the finest woman in two different generations. But does the PlayBoy model have what it takes to compete with the gorgeous Alexandria? Maybe these pictures can help shed some light…

 

Good lordie, what a body! There isn’t a flaw on this woman. She is so toned, so hot, so sexy, so perfect.

Next is Allie, who can impressively say she has taken down Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. Her body is literally an hourglass shape and it’s amazing. Here, see for yourselves!

 

 

Everything about her is amazing! EVERYTHING! Just look at her. She is not of this world. She is too perfect. Her butt…wow…her boobs…nice! Her long flowing hair. Her tight, toned body. Those lips, that adorable face. Regardless of how much is covered or revealed on that flawless figure, she can take your breath away.

So which of these two blond beauties is hotter? This is a very tough decision, but I think this one is.

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

Megan Fox will join Sara in the finals.

But I have to say this about Joanie and Allie. Those two girls are so hot, so perfect, so beautiful in every way, that they almost seem manufactured, like they are robots or something. Sara and Megan beat them for they feel more real, more relatable, and have distinctive sexy auras about them. It’s easier to wrap your head around those two.

So I guess you could say Joanie and Allie lost for being too hot, which doesn’t make sense in a Tournament of Hotties, but that’s the way it goes.

See you next time for the final round of the Impossibly Hot Women tournament!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 2)

Welcome back to the tournament of impossibly hot women, where we will find in the end who the hottest woman on the planet is!

Catch up by checking out the links here.

And now… on with the next hotties.

 

 

 

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Elizabeth Hurley

First up is Sara Jean Underwood, who as far as I know, has contributed mainly just her body to the fine folks of Earth. And really, that is the best gift she could offer. As a PlayBoy model, there is literally no shortage of jaw dropping pictures of this woman. So here, check them out, or rather, check her out.

 

 

 

Oh my goodness gracious. If you didn’t notice, this woman is a flawless beauty. Her toned body, nice ASSets and breast, combined with her blond hair and gorgeous face make her something to be desired…for all eternity. Knowing you live on the same planet as this woman and not getting to be with her, let alone see her, is literally Hell on Earth.

Well we saw the gorgeous youthful blond, but what about the older, yet unwavering beauty of the brunette, Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s check out how she’s doing!

 

 

 

Age has done nothing to slow this woman down, as far as her looks are concerned. She is almost every bit as hot now as she was 20-30 years ago. And for a woman in her 50’s, that makes her about 10x hotter right there. She is a goddess in her own right, and we should all bow to her beauty.

So which of these two women is the hottest? The younger blond, or the more mature brunette. As much as I don’t want to say this, it is this one, no contest.

Victor

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Sara Jean Underwood

But seriously though. Elizabeth Hurley…super freakin’ hot…like… it’s baffling.

 

Next up is another brunette and blond!

 

 

Kim Kardashian

VS

Alexandria DeBerry

Starting off with Kim, you might have noticed that she has an amazing body from the picture above, or of the tons of bikini photos of her from Round 1.

There is no shortage of hot photos of her, since she basically makes a living off of being hot. So let’s take a look at some of her work, shall we?

 

No matter what she is wearing, what she is doing, from modeling to walking down the street, this sexy woman looks fabulous. She is always picture ready, as evidenced here. Though anything that shows off that amazing body is always preferred.

To add to her appeal, she loves costumes, which is just sexy as hell.

 

Just smokin’ all the time. God dang.

In contrast to Kim’s dark sexiness is the shining beauty of Allie.

 

 

Unfortunately there aren’t quite as many pictures of her, which is a shame, because she is just gorgeous. She doesn’t even have to wear anything sexy for her to catch your eye. Her long, bright blond hair and innocent, beautiful face could easily do that. But if you do see her scantily clad, that’s all the better, for her body is perfection. She has such amazing curves on top of having a nice butt and boobs and well… having a nice everything.

If Angels are real things, then Allie DeBerry is certainly one of them. She just looks so beautiful, yet so untouchably good, that it would be a sin to lay hands on her divine body. But that is something no one could resist doing I imagine. So maybe she is more the apple in the Garden of Eden than an angel.

So both women here are absolutely stunning, with or without clothing. But who is the hotter one? This is a tough choice, but it will have to go to…

Victor

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Alexandria DeBerry

Look at that. She took down Kim and her half sister. That is something not many people can say. Especially when pertaining to straight looks.

 

Well there you have it. The four hottest women on Earth are about to battle it out in the semi finals! Make sure to check it out!

 

 

 

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 2 (Part 1)

Welcome to Round 2! Check out Round 1 listed here. We have 8 women left standing to bash their beauty on our willing eyes! But only four will advance…who will it be?

 

 

 

Megan Fox

VS

Jessica Alba

 

Let’s start with the unbelievably hot Megan Fox. She has been around for a while now, and has gotten nothing but hotter I think. She was recently in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and made the character of April O’Neil unbelievably sexy.

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Man, even in a yellow jacket and nothing revealing at all, she is smoking hot. I mean, seriously, she is just scratching her head and makes it seem like the sexiest thing on the planet.

In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, they really are kind to the viewers to give us this display of her.

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This picture is basically every man’s wet dream. In fact, the whole movie feels like it’s her posing and just being super hot. And in case this isn’t your wet dream, then maybe these are…

 

Her posture, her expressions, her body, all fabulous. What’s that? Her body is too covered in these shots? Perhaps you are right. Here ya go!

 

Perfection at it’s finest!!

 

I hope you didn’t spend yourself all on her, because next up is the beautiful Jessica Alba!

I first realized how impossibly hot she is in the movie Fantastic Four, where she is just absolutely glowing. It was after that I finally understood everyone’s obsession over her. That and when you see pictures like this, it’s hard not to be.

 

She’s another one who is gorgeous with her body covered, and drop dead gorgeous with it exposed. The fact that she seems to be a pure sweetheart adds to her hotness too! She has an amazing body, a beautiful face, and just a sexy aura about her.

So the only question is, who is hotter. Despite being presented with two women who shatter the hottie scale, this is a no brainer choice.

While both women are perfect in the looks department, particularly their bodies, this one just seems so much hotter somehow. Everything about her is far sexier, I don’t know why, but it is. And that is why she is the winner.

Victor

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Megan Fox

 

Don’t go away yet, two more hotties left to go!!

 

Angelina Jolie

VS

Joanie Brosas

Two long haired brunettes are next. Let’s take a look at the older, yet unfaltering beauty of Angelina Jolie.

The last movie I’ve seen her in was probably Mr. & Mrs. Smith, an awesome movie that is made better with just her mere presence in it. Mainly because she is so fine, and just so naturally over the top sexy.

And her wardrobe is killer in it.

 

This was the movie Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston to eventually marry her. I can’t say I really blame the guy. Acting like you are married to this hottie would only lead most men to strive to make that a reality.

Aside from all her movies, she is impossibly gorgeous just about all the time.

 

Her whole life has been one hot thrill ride for any who has laid eyes on her, and what I can only imagine as one of the greatest rides of all time if you got laid by her. Even her fake sex scenes show off that this woman would be something else in the sack. Well, here’s to dreaming!

And by the way, in the movie Alexander, you’ve never seen anyone look so good in a toga and other ancient articles of clothing.

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Next up is the long haired, tall and slender, jaw dropping hottie cosplayer Joanie Brosas. I know nothing about her except that she is really just amazingly hot.

 

So yeah, her body has not a flaw on it, or a single trace of fat for that matter. She is lacking in the boob department because of this, where Angie is not at all. But she makes up for it everywhere else.

Both of these women are so hot, I don’t know how to choose. To make it more difficult, while Angie played Lara Croft, Joanie cosplayed her.

Let’s see the comparison!!

 

 

Both girls wear Lara’s wardrobe quite nicely, but anyone with eyes would realize that Joanie has an unfair advantage for wearing a barely legal version of it.

So now it is time to decide.

This woman’s body is 110% perfect. Every little inch of her. Each curve. Her beautiful hair and that adorable, gorgeous face. Both women are astonishing, but this one shines through…

Victor

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Joanie Brosas

Well there you have it! Megan Fox and Joanie Brosas will face off in the semi finals!

Check out part 2 to see who will join them!!

Tournament Of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 1 (Part 4)

Welcome to the final part of Round 1, where the last four ladies will face off! Check out parts 1, 2 and 3 to catch yourself up and to check out some more impossibly hot women.

Now without further ado, we go!

 

Brooklyn Decker

VS

Kim Kardashian

All right, let’s start off with Brooklyn, the inhumanly hot blond. I first discovered her in the movie Just Go With It. For anyone who has seen this movie, they know that she is the star of it. And that is simply because she is so stinkin’ amazingly gorgeous in it. She looks amazing in every scene, and with her humongous boobs and perfect figure, your eyes are drawn to her like the tractor beam from the Death Star. Except you wish you could be pulled inside her and I promise you would never want to escape. Her allure in that movie is increased 10fold because she seems to be in a bikini half of it, which is a gift from the heavens for sure, for this girl’s body is meant to be in a bikini and nothing but, except for nothing…butt…

Just Go With It was her first film, so upon some research, I discovered that I was not the only one who felt that her body belonged in a scanty swimsuit. Assuming these pictures are all before this movie, it turns out she had a career in modeling such beachwear. Sports Illustrated seemed to have a keen interest in her, alongside every male on the planet. She was even a cover girl! Now… prepare to be amazed…

 

So yeah, she is perfect. Her barely containable breasts combined with that flawless, sexy figure is enough to make her the source of every person on Earth’s dreams. Seriously, this woman is the body all bikinis are made for. No one looks as good as her in one.

Next up we have Kim Kardashian, as much as I hate to say it. I hate everything about the Kardashians, except their looks. My God, those five girls are truly attractive people. In fact if this was a bigger line up of women, there would probably be a spot for all 5 of them at some point. But we are here to focus on the most famous sister, Kim.

She’s famous for having a sex tape, which should automatically make you know this woman is hot. But that is not how I discovered her. I found out about her through magazine covers. When I worked in a supermarket, the magazine racks were by the registers, and as I walked by, I would always catch glimpses of the headlines and all the useless crap that I am baffled people care about when it comes to celebrities and all that.

For years and years, the cover was always about Brad Pitt and impossibly hot Angelina Jolie. Dumb crap detailing every uninteresting nook of their lives. But then someone started to break that trend. Some brunette started showing up on a different cover every week, in a different colored bikini, on a different beach.

I had no idea who she was, and I never looked for a name. My eyes were too busy staring at the incredibly hot woman on the cover. It wasn’t for like a year after weekly bikini shots that I learned her name…Kim Kardashian. Back then it sounded sexy. Now that last name makes me cringe.

Anyway, remember when I just said Brooklyn Decker is the body made for bikinis, that no one could look better in one than her?

Well my friends, I think she’s got a rival. She didn’t get on all those covers for nothing.

 

Holy Molie! This beauty has a perfect hourglass figure, huge boobs and a big ol’ butt. Her boobs might be a bit smaller than Brooklyn’s but those small pieces of cloth still struggle to hold those babies in. My goodness, this women too was born to wear a bikini. Seriously, I can’t get over how good she looks…

Both of these women’s careers seem to be based off of looking hot, so the ultimate question is, which is hotter? Which wears the bikini better?

While both are perfect specimens of the human body, this woman is just a tad hotter.

 

Victor

Kim K

Kim Kardashian

Though for the record, Brooklyn looks better in a bikini, but Kim is just all around hotter.

And now we have the last two women to finish off Round 1!

Kendell Jenner

VS

Alexandria DeBerry

Dang, what hotties to finish off this round!!

To start, remember when I said that Kim Kardashian and her sisters are all extremely hot? Well, Kendell is hot enough to compete with Kim for a chance to be crowned the most impossibly hot woman of all time!

I don’t really know how I came to know of her. As far as I know, she became famous for being Kim’s sister. But I distinctly remember officially becoming aware of her when I saw this picture…Kendell Jenner Perfect Body selfie

I instantly became infatuated with her. That body is as perfect as they come. For a girl whose entire family makes a living by taking hot pictures of themselves, you couldn’t ask for a better body to do so than this one. Simply put, it is draw dropping. Add that to the fact that she has a gorgeous face, and you’ve got an impossibly hot woman on your hands.

But don’t take my word for it!

 

Her stature and expression hint at a sweet little cutie and at the same time, a sexy, experimental, fearless hottie. And that is big points baby!! While her small breasts don’t give her the bikini body that her sister has, she unmistakably has a better body in general.

The final girl we have to talk about is the amazingly beautiful Allie DeBerry. I discovered her from a show called A.N.T. Farm. She played the dimwitted sidekick of the most beautiful and popular girl in school.

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Allie’s the one of the left

The ironic part about this is that, while they both look great in cheerleader uniforms, Allie is far hotter, what with her tall, slender body, beautiful face and long hair, the other girl could never dream of being as good looking. And I seriously doubt she could compete with Allie wearing these “clothes”.

Oh my God!!! This girl has an hourglass figure like I have never seen before. She has “it” in all the right places, and I just love that super long hair. It goes so well with her tall, sexy body.

allie deberry bikini

I mean, just look at it. She is ridiculously hot. Definitely not of this world. And literally every inch of her has this perfect, toned, muscly hotness to her, as if her skeletal structure is perfect as well, beyond that of anyone else on Earth. Her shoulders, her elbows, her…everything, just seems so different and so hot. Again…not of this Earth. It is like God himself chiseled here out of a fleshy slab to show the world what a woman should look like.

So both girls have perfect bodies, a sexy aura about them, and look totally sweet and sexy. Which is hotter then? Despite how good they both look, this is a no contest bout.

Victor

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Alexandria DeBerry

I wish Kendell managed to beat her, for it would have been interesting for her to face off with Kim…oh well…

There you have it. The advancing 8 impossibly hot women have been decided! See you in Round 2!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tournament of Hotties: Impossibly Hot Women, Round 1 (Part 3)

Okay everybody, let’s jump right to the hotties! But if you need to, check out Round 1 Part 1, and Part 2.

Sara Jean Underwood

VS

Ciara Hanna

First off in Round 1 Part 3 are two of the hottest blondes you will likely ever lay eyes on. The hard part today is to decide which is hotter.

Let’s start with Sara. I first laid eyes upon this gorgeous woman when I was looking up something about one of the new Star Wars movies, and by some miracle, I came across this picture.

Sara-Jean-Underwood-Padme-Amidala-Cosplay-1Now it is not every day you find someone who looks hotter than Natalie Portman did in the same costume. I immediately fell in love with this woman. To my great delight, pictures such as these were attached to this one…

My first thought was she was a cosplayer, until I saw the car wash photos. That led me to believe she was a beautiful person who had an outstanding body that she loved to show off, and did so in a charitable way, while also conveniently having a bunch of friends who didn’t mind dressing super scantily and washing cars at the same time either. This provided a great service to their customers, who not only went home with a clean car, but an erection as well! What nice girls!!

Well obviously this must be some kind of fundraiser of sorts with Star Wars somehow involved. Whatever the reason, I decided to look more into this girl that had me so entranced. Was it because of her perfect body, beautiful face and charitable, helpful character, or was it because I love Star Wars just as much as nice, beautiful women? Perhaps putting both together was a match made in heaven?

Anyway, this is what I found.