What The Eff Does The “F” Word Mean?

Have you ever thought about what the word “fuck” actually means? It is easily the most versatile and most used word of all time. How many times do you use it a day? I imagine a lot, but not nearly as many times as you hear it per day. And that is because it can mean a hundred different things apparently.

Let’s think of all the ways the f word is used.

It can be used as an adjective. “Look at that fucking house.”

It can even be used as an adjective for an adjective, transforming it into a super-adjective. “That’s fucking great.”

You can use it as a replacement for excited words like “wow” or “awesome,” as in “Holy fuck!” which can also take the place of scared words like, “yikes.” “Oh fuck!” is correct in this case as well. Angry expressions also work here. If you are mad, you may simply say “fuck!” “Mother fucker” can also be used here, or even as an insult.

It can be used to start a sentence or something to buy time while you think of what to say, like “umm” or “uh” How many times have you heard someone say, “Fucking… I can’t even tell you what kind of night I had.”

It’s another word for sex, but apparently is a rougher version of the term “making love.” “I fucked my significant other.”

It is also something you can take out of something, so to speak. “I fucked the fuck out of her” or “I drove the fuck out of that car.”

Use it to reject something. “Fuck that,” or “Fuck you,” the latter also considered an insult, which can also be said as “Fuck off,” which essentially means “Leave me alone,” or “get out of here.”

Speaking of that, it is also something that can be removed, or else add emphasis on something that can be removed. “Leave me the fuck alone” or “Get the fuck out of here.” In extreme cases, one may say “Get the fuck out of fucking here!” “Fucking” in this sentence being used as a…pronoun…adverb? It’s been a long time since grammar school, so who the fuck knows?

It can even be used as the subject of a sentence in these same lines, as well as an insult. “Leave me the fuck alone, you fuck,” and “Get that fucker out of here.” You can even throw in some adjectives to make it complete. “Get that fucking mother fucker the fuck out of fucking here.”

Yes, “mother” is often a preposition to “fucker,” usually for insulting purposes, or as I mentioned earlier, to express frustration or anger.

Think terms like “huh?” are too short? Say “What the fuck?” instead. It has the same meaning. It can also similarly be used when a subject is involved. “What the fuck is up with the cat?” or “What the fuck are you doing?”

Use “Fuck, man” too show sympathy, disappointment, confusion, exasperation. A full sentence might sound like, “Fuck, man. I had a fucking lousy day; I’m fucking tired.”

If something is disturbing, you can utter “That’s fucked up.”

The very same phrase can be said to describe something that is battered, beaten, or messed up in anyway. You can even pre-warn someone of being fucked up by letting them know, “I’m going to fuck you up.”

And speaking of messy things, if you walk into a house that is really disorganized or straight-up trashed, you will likely be unable to refrain yourself from exclaiming, “Holy fuck, this place is fucked!” Which essentially is a shorter version of saying “This place is fucked up,” which could also mean it’s a strange, weird, distant, bizarre, creepy, scary,  or an uncomfortable place.

So be careful how you use this, as it can mean a whole slew of different things, but ultimately anything that is not in it’s normal state, or what society as a whole or just what you yourself perceive as normal, then it is safe to say it’s fucked up.

Then we have the term, “Get fucked.” This can be used as an insult, similar to “fuck off.” Though it can be taken as a more literal sense, meaning, “get sex,” which is a good thing, but not in the case of “Get fucked,” so it seems.

But you can say “I’m going to get fucked!” which in that case is a good thing, unless you remark this right before being forced into non-consensual intercourse. Thelatter would be a good thing to inform your parents of, the former, not so much.

You can use it to express your frustration at yourself, like when you do something stupid, you can sigh, “Fuck me!” Don’t get this confused with “Fuck me!” which invites someone to have sex with you, or the completely redundant exclamation of someone so caught up in pleasure during sex that they cry out “Fuck me!” as encouragement while already being fucked.

When you have enough of something, you could throw down what is annoying you and say, “Fuck it.”

This very same term can also be used before doing something against your better judgement. You can shrug off your conscience, fear, or what have you by saying “fuck it.”

And while on the subject of shrugging things off, the f word can be something you can give away. Say “I don’t give a fuck” when you don’t care about something. But that’s just the low level. If you really don’t care about something, that’s when you start handing them out. “I could give two fucks about your problems.” But be careful on how many you give out, because before long you’ll find yourself saying “I don’t have any fucks left to give.”

When someone does something that negatively affects you, you could say they “fucked you”, no not in the sexual sense…do your best to keep these phrases straight please! Another way to say it is that they “fucked you over”.

It can also be used as a simple noun, such as “You dumb fuck!” or even just “You fuck!”

And when all things fail, and all versions of passion become too much, you can just go wild and start throwing it in at any possible opening.

For instance, if you are very angry and can’t keep it in anymore, you could simply say, “FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. IT’S SO FUCKING FUCKED! I’VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING FUCKING FUCK!

Heck, there are plenty of people who use the word so frequently, even without their emotions running high, that I find myself struggling to piece together what they are actually trying to say, because there are so many f-bombs being dropped, the rest of the word gets swallowed up in the blast.

Those are all the uses I can think of, for it’s truly mind-boggling to try and put them all to meaning.

Here’s the actual definition when googled. And it’s just as fucked as you would imagine.

erbverb: fuck; 3rd person present: fucks; past tense: fucked; past participle: fucked; gerund or present participle: fucking

  1. 1. have sex with (someone).
    • (of two people) have sex.
  2. 2. ruin or damage (something).
    • treat (someone) badly or unfairly.

nounnoun: fuck; plural noun: fucks

  1. an act or instance of having sex.
    • a sexual partner.

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  1. used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

Man, what a beefy multi-meaning word. And really it’s fucking stupid, and makes people sound really dumb when they say it.

Can you think of any other uses of the f-word that I missed? For surely there are dozens more. Perhaps different parts of the world use it for different meanings?

Three Things I’ve Learned About Humanity Thanks to Coronavirus

At this point in time, I believe this silly virus needs no introduction, so I’ll just get right to it.

Number One:

It is terrifying to see how completely unable we are at containing a virus. Imagine if this was actually something serious? Like a zombie virus or something with a high mortality rate? Most of the population would be completely wiped out…which honestly, is probably needed at this point anyway.

But due to the fact that everyone needs money, and our greedy bosses don’t allow us to use sick days, and all the day to day places we need to go spend money our hard-earned money at, the would never be under any type of quarantine or marshal law or simply a sick day used, or travel bans to stop the spread of disease.

Number Two:

This one I already kind of new, but maybe not to this proportion. How obsessive and easily swayed people are to the media.

People are freaking the hell out over this stupid thing. It’s not even that serious…like at all. But the media is hyping and exploding the whole thing way out of proportion, and the population is eating it up. Fearing this stupid virus will become a way of life soon enough, and all the while the media and medical distributors are going to keep feeding it to our mindless, hungry mouths, for they are profiting immensely off of these fears.

And this leads me to

Number Three:

People normally don’t use soap.

Everywhere you look, stores are running out of hand sanitizer, wipes, face masks, hand soap.

This tells me two things…people never clean themselves, or at least never wash their hands…which I would venture to say, for the hand-washing part, is true for at least 50% of people.

The other thing it tells me is people are incredibly stupid (and most of us are), and are setting themselves up for the long haul, getting cleaning materials to last them for years to safeguard them from this horrendous epidemic. But they will risk getting the virus so they can shop those good sales at the mall…as long as they use hand sanitizer after every time they touch something.

So thank you coronavirus for educating me further on what a pathetic species we are! Sounds to me like the flu is very similar, but we don’t cause an uproar over that. Maybe cuz it’s old news?