Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Semi-Final)

Check out the first two rounds listed here, and without any time wasted, here’s the first match.

Ariel VS Jasmine

I don’t like fish. I don’t like the smell, the taste, pretty much anything about it. But this is one fish I would love to do both of those and I just would pretty much do anything to get my hands on this mermaid.

As you can see, she’s super hot drawn, but if she were a real person, would she be just as hot?

She would actually be hotter it seems.

And if you went to school with her, would she be hot?

‘gulp’ Sure would…

And if she was imprisoned by Jabba the Hutt…?

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Most certainly. No matter how you slice it, above ground or underwater, this princess is hot. Really, really hot. You would need to cool down in the ocean after an hour or two with her. And that’s a huge bonus, cuz the fun wouldn’t stop under the sea. She is quite literally the best of both worlds.

Now let’s take a look at Jasmine.

Crikey! Here is a woman that’s so hot, you don’t even need to see her as a real person.

She’s better than the real thing…maybe?

It’s a tough call honestly.

Oh, and Jabba seems to like her too…but can we really blame him?

 

So which of these scantily clad women is hotter? Ariel has huge points for wearing basically nothing, but Jasmine has a sexier look to her. It’s hard to choose, but it definitely is her.

 

Victor-Jasmine

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Our second and final match in this round is between these nice pieces of royal booty.

Rapunzel VS Giselle

There aren’t too many pictures of her, but rest assured, she is a cutie, and her naive innocence is matched only by her hotness.

And if you’re really lucky, her kidnapper/adoptive mother can join in the fun.

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Giselle resembles Rapunzel quite a bit.

I think her hair is supposed to be red, but it always looks blond to me.

There aren’t many pictures of her either, but here’s a little something to show off her looks.

Both women are beautiful, but I really have to give it to Giselle. She is more mature looking, with a tall, slender, tight body that looks quite amazing to play around with.

Victor- Giselle

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What she looks like when visiting Ariel. Good time to be a fish when that happens…

Well folks, there you have it! Jasmine and Giselle, both very hot sounding names, will move on to the final. Only one will come out on top, and I hope it’s me…!

Tournament of Hotties: Disney Princesses (Round 2, Part 2)

Welcome back to round 2, where we will see the remaining beauties in all their glory (hopefully).  Check out part 1 here and don’t forget about round 1 either!

Rapunzel

VS

Anna

This is a no contest bout, but before we get to the victor, here’s some pictures.

 

What a beautiful blond, she is.

Now here’s some of our red head, though I couldn’t really find anything with just her. She is always accompanied by her sister, which honestly is not a bad thing…at all…

Very nice, ladies, very nice.

But, as I’ve said, this is a no contest. While both women have very likable personalities, when it comes to looks, Rapunzel is just so much more hotter than Anna. You could definitely have more fun with that blond.

Victor- Rapunzel

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Next we have a three women face off, as we have another uneven amount of girls. But as I always say, three is better than two.

 

Elena

VS

Kida

VS

Giselle

Alrighty, starting with Elena, the gorgeous princess of wherever. I haven’t seen her movie and don’t know anything about her. She also doesn’t have any pictures that would really interest us, unfortunately. Though this will not hurt her chance at winning, for she is quite the looker. She bares a similarity to Jasmine, and anyone who can say that is pretty much golden.

I don’t know much about Kida, but she is scantily clad, and that always awards huge points in my book. Fortunately, there is no shortage of pictures of her. BEHOLD!!!

Oh yeah…………………………………………………..

And lastly, we have Giselle, who has already taken out two girls at once. Can she do it again? Let’s see.

 

So not too many of her either, but oh well.

So who is the hottest?

Elena, while gorgeous, just doesn’t cut it. See you later Elena.

Kida has an amazing body which she chooses to show off, but her face is a little weird looking.

Giselle has probably an even better body hiding under her dress, and just seems to have such a seductive and sexy, yet innocent and adorable nature in her, making her the best of both worlds and the winner of this round, making the total of girls she’s taken down four!

Victor- Giselle

 

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And there you have it! Next up is the semifinals!