Tournament of Hotties: Cosplayers- Round 1, Part 1

Ahh Cosplayers…………………………….

Oh sorry, got a little dreamy there. When I first heard of cosplayers, I thought they were a bunch of absurd geeks that would go to comiccon dressed in a crappy costume of some super hero or video game character. Then I saw a few legit costumes people handmade, and I was blown away by their talent, and how they could actually bring a virtual character to life. And you can’t look at amazing cosplay without quickly stumbling upon the many women who dominate the online field of cosplaying. And I learned a few things very, very quickly…

These women are

1.) The hottest woman of all time…largely due to photo doctoring and tons and tons of makeup, naturally, but who cares…

2.) They are incredibly talented at what they do, making it harder to decide which you would rather look at, the intricate detail of their costumes, or every detail of their usually hugely exposed bodies.

3.) There talent and allure is so great, you find yourself wishing you could bang all your favorite video game and movie characters. Which is bizarre. Even the male characters…these women can turn someone as manly as Thor or someone, into the sexiest thing you have ever seen.

So at first I just found a couple girls, until I realized they are everywhere! Most of these women also do modeling, because if you’re that hot, why wouldn’t you, so we will see a lot of modeling shoots aside from their cosplay in the upcoming tournament.

So without further ado, let’s start what might be the steamiest tournament of all time!!!

Jordan Carver

Vs

Jennifer Van Damsel

Well I’m hooked right in just from that first picture of little red riding hood. So we will start with her…the fabulously busty Jordan Carver!

This woman isn’t your traditional cosplay. From what I gather, she is a model hailing from Germany, who does mostly themed, lewd photo shoots. As you are about to see, she has a flawless body, and bigger boobs than anyone I have ever known…okay, probably not, but they are massive nonetheless. And all her shoots focus around these watermelons. Now gaze upon them and try not to get too hypnotized!

So these are her “cosplays,” which as I said, are mostly just sexy photo shoots in some little get ups, and she gets slowly undressed throughout them.

Now I will give you a taste of her more basic modeling jobs…

So as you can tell, most pictures makes her boobs the center of attention, and part of me wonders if this is because they are trying to distract from her single flaw. Her face isn’t all that great looking. But any sane person would never or need to look above those marvelous flotation devices.

Next up is the beautiful Jennifer Van Damsel!

What a stunning woman! Her body is toned to perfection, her butt incredibly firm, and judging by some of her poses, she’s proud of it too. She too has a decent sized chest, but compared to Jordan, she looks flat as a steamrolled squirrel. But her face is very beautiful.

Decisions…decisions…Who in the world is hotter?

If judging solely on bust size, Jordan would probably win the whole tournament right now. But boobs aren’t everything. Jordan doesn’t seem to like to show off her butt. I have only ever seen one picture of it in a pair of jeans…that I can recall anyway…So while Jennifer falls flat in the boob department (heh), she wins in the butt aisle, as well as succeeding in have a more toned body. Like I said, it’s perfect, which is pretty amazing to say, considering how perfect Jordan’s body is. Jennifer has a more beautiful face too. Both of them have very lewd photos, so we get to so most of what they have to offer.

Victor

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Jennifer Van Damsel

Sorry, Jordan…it was close…very close. But where as Jordan put all her eggs in her boobs, Jennifer offers everything to you, and every part of her is wonderful.

 

Stella Chu

Vs

Kate Sarkissian

Well it looks like we have another tough decision to make, which is both a fabulous and terrible thing…

Starting with Stella, the Asian beauty with a nice butt, judging from the first picture! Let’s investigate more into this claim, shall we?

This cosplayer is absolutely gorgeous. Her face is beautiful, her body perfect. She definitely has the smallest boobs out of the three contestants so far, but they are big enough. Her pictures show off her body well, and I can’t see a single downside to her.

So how does Kate stack up against her?

So it turns out this is an easy decision. Kate’s body is far better than Stella’s. Perfectly toned and curvy, big breasts, jaw dropping in everything she wears. She is also an incredibly talented cosplayer to boot! She’s just better in every category. Sorry Stella

Victor

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Kate Sarkissian

That’s it for now! I’ll be back with part 2 next week! We’ve already seen four incredible hotties. There’s bound to be plenty more where that came from.

 

The Console Wars: The Ultimate Winner

Well I can’t think of anything fun to make a console war about, so I guess it is finally time to end my Console War series. Today I will be simply adding up all the place numbers for each console throughout every one of my posts in the series. Then I will rank them from highest number to lowest number, the lowest number meaning the best ranked sum. So like golf basically.

This is no game, this will really see what is the greatest console of all time, as far as being ranked by abstract things are concerned anyway.¬† I will be writing a number after each console name. This number reflects its total score from all the other wars I’ve done.Well here they are, the 22 biggest consoles ever made, in ranking order from worst to best.

#22 Atari 5200-94

Top 10 Appearances-0

Best Rank-12th

Worst Rank-21st

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This is the worst console ever, but only out of the best 22, so that’s at least one good thing to say about it. It’s name was ranked 19th, controller 21st, appearance 21st, game 21st, and price 12th.

#21 Atari 2600-83

Top 10 Appearances-1

Best Rank-8th

Worst Rank-22nd

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The oldest console on the list. It’s name ranked 15th, controller 19th, appearance 22nd, game 19th, and price 8th.

#20 Atari 7800-80

Top 10 Appearances-1 (Price Champion)

Best Rank-1st

Worst Rank-21st

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Rough time for Atari, though it’s age and the market of video games during that age make these consoles really not stand a chance compared to today. It’s name ranked 21st, controller 20th, appearance 18th, game 20th and price 1st. Let’s hear it for the lowest priced console! That is something this one should be proud of!

#19 Sega Saturn-69

Top 10 Appearances-1

Best Rank-8th

Worst Rank-20th

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Widely considered Sega’s biggest failure. It’s name ranked 8th, controller 13th, appearance 10th, game 18th and price 20th.

#18 Atari Jaguar-66

Top 10 Appearances-1

Best Rank-9th

Worst Rank-22nd

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Atari’s last console and highest ranked console. It’s name ranked 9th, controller 22nd, appearance 11th, game 13th and price 11th.

#17 Sega Master System-63

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-7th

Worst Rank-17th

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Sega’s first console. It’s named ranked 7th, controller 17th, appearance 16th, game 14th and price 9th.

#16 Xbox One-62

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-3rd

Worst Rank-21st

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Microsoft’s latest console is the first to appear on this list, just one point ahead of the SMS. It’s name is ranked 16th, controller 7th, appearance 3rd, game 15th, and price 21st.

#15 PlayStation-61

Top 10 Appearances-2 (Name Champion)

Best Rank-1st

Worst Rank-20th

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Sony’s first console is the first to appear on the list, just one point ahead of the XB1. Close competition! It’s name ranked 1st, controller 15th, appearance 20th, game 9th, and price 16th.

The next two consoles are tied. I will instead choose their rankings by how many top 10 appearances they’ve had, the one with more getting a better spot on this list obviously.

#14 PlayStation 2-60

Top 10 Appearances-1

Best Rank-7th

Worst Rank-15th

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Following right after its big brother, the PS2’s name ranked 12th, controller 11th, appearance 15th, game 7th and price 15th.

#13 Nintendo Entertainment System-60

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-4th

Worst Rank-17th

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Just barely scraping the 13th spot after the PS2 is Nintendo’s first major console and first on this list. The NES’ name ranked 4th, controller 16th, appearance 17th, game 16th and price 7th. It’s 2 top 10 ranks over the PS2’s 1 give it the better spot.

#12 PlayStation 4-55

Top 10 Appearances-3

Best Rank-3rd

Worst Rank-20th

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Sony’s latest console’s total score breaks the close 1 point difference cycle that seemed to develop for the last few consoles. It’s name ranked 20th, controller 5th, appearance 8th, game 3rd and price 19th.

The next three consoles are tied. I ranked them by most top 10 appearances.

#11 Sega Genesis-54

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-2nd

Worst Rank-18th

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Sega’s second console is the third to appear on the list so far. It only beat the next ranked console in two wars out of the five, which is why it is the worst ranked out of the three. It’s name ranked 5th, controller 18th, appearance 12th, game 17th, and price 2nd.

 

#10 PlayStation 3-54

Top 10 Appearances-3 (Appearance Champion)

Best Rank-1st

Worst Rank-22nd

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Sony’s third console ranks highest out of it’s four, the PS3 just beating it’s younger brother by 1 point. It’s name ranked 17th, controller 10th, appearance 1st, game 4th, and price 22nd.

#9 Super Nintendo Entertainment System-54

Top 10 Appearances-4

Best Rank-6th

Worst Rank-19th

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Nintendo’s second console is the second to appear on this list. It’s name is ranked 10th, controller 9th, appearance 19th, game 10th and price 6th. The fact that it appeared in the top 10 four out of the five wars gets it the highest rank out of the three tied consoles.

#8 Wii U-51

Top 10 Appearances-3 (Controller Champion)

Best Rank-1st

Worst Rank-22nd

 

 

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Nintendo’s soon to be replaced sixth console is the third of seven to appear on this list. It’s named ranked 22nd, controller 1st, appearance 5th, game 6th, and price 17th.

#7 Nintendo 64-48

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-2nd

Worst Rank-14th

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Nintendo’s third console is the fourth of seven to appear. It’s name ranked 14th, controller 14th, appearance 13th, game 2nd, and price 5th.

The next three consoles are again tied. I ranked them by top 10 appearances, but numbers 5 and 4 tied with those, so I ranked them by which console placed better in each of the 5 wars.

#6 Nintendo Switch-47

Top 10 Appearances-2

Best Rank-3rd

Worst Rank-13th

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Pretty darn good for a console that isn’t even out yet. This tied with the next two consoles, but had the least amount of top 10 appearances, thus the lowest rank. It’s name ranked 11th, controller 3rd, appearance 9th, game 11th, and price 13th.

#5 Xbox 360-47

Top 10 Appearances-3 (Game Champion)

Best Rank-1st

Worst Rank-18th

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Microsoft’s sophomore console is the second to appear on this list. It’s name ranked 13th, controller 8th, appearance 7th, game 1st and price 18th. This console had more top 10 appearances than the Switch, but tied with the next console on the list. The 360 received a worse ranking because the next console ranked higher in 3 out of 5 of the wars.

#4 Dreamcast-47

Top 10 Appearances-3

Best Rank-3rd

Worst Rank-22nd

Dreamcast

 

Sega’s final console was considered ahead of its time. It’s very impressive rank on this list might prove it. It’s name ranked 3rd, controller 4th, appearance 14th, game 22nd, and price 4th. It tied with Switch and 360, but had more top 10 appearances than Switch, and beat 360 in 3 out of the 5 wars.

#3 Xbox-46

Top 10 Appearances-3

Best Rank-6th

Worst Rank-14th

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Just managing to scrape the top 3 is Microsoft’s first console. It’s name ranked 6th, controller 12th, appearance 6th, game 8th and price 14th.

#2 Wii-44

Top 10 Appearances-3

Best Rank-2nd

Worst Rank-18th

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Nintendo’s fifth console takes the number 2 spot! It’s name ranked 18th, controller 2nd, appearance 2nd, game 12th, and price 10th.

 

AND THE BEST CONSOLE OF ALL TIME IS…

#1 Gamecube-20

Top 10 Appearances-5

Best Rank-2nd

Worst Rank-6th

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The Gamecube doesn’t just win, but it wins by a mile! It’s total score is less than half of second place. It’s name ranked 2nd, controller 6th, appearance 4th, game 5th, and price 3rd.

 

 

There you have it! The best 22 consoles ever made have clashed 5 times, and these are the results! The true champions have emerged!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Series Ranked: Warcraft Video Games

In honor of the awesome looking Warcraft movie coming out on June 10, I decided to do another “Series Ranked” about the games that are responsible for getting me to have any interest in the movie at all.

As usual I will be ranking them from worst to best, and this is entirely my own opinion.

Before I begin, I want to note that I will not be including Warcraft II Battle.net edition, because it’s more or less the same game and irrelevant to add here. Also Hearthstone will also not be included, because it’s not actually a real Warcraft game.

Ok, there are eleven games by my count, so let’s get started!

#11 World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor

Now this isn’t fair, for I have never played this game, so really, I guess you can just disregard this. The only reason I am including it at all is because I guess I can say there was nothing about it that caught my interest to even have a single thought to want to play it, which I guess is a first in the series.

That is the only reason I place it at #11. It could honestly be a great game for all I know.

 

#10 Warcraft: Orcs and Humans

Now I am serious about the rest of this list, as I have played every other entry in the franchise.

Orcs and Humans is the game that started it all, and pretty much all of Blizzard’s success. For the time, this game was absolutely amazing, pitting two races against each other, each with different units and campaigns.

While the game has not aged well at all, it is still fun, and I would recommend it to anyone who has played either Warcraft II and/or III. Not really because it is good compared to its successors, but just to see where they got their start and how things have evolved. The most irksome parts of this game are the fact that you must build roads for your buildings and that you can only select one unit at a time, making everything go on for much longer, something that real time strategy games definitely do not need.

 

#9 World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

I never played this game when it was new, but only when the expansion to it came out and I had to play my way through, so I never got the full effect of WoW’s third expansion. I dove into this after not playing WoW for around four years, and the very first area I was in I hated and almost quit the game again because it was so bad. None of the areas were really that great at all.

The quests were a bit more unique then I had previously experienced, so that was always nice. The game also added two new races; the Horde got Goblins, which makes no sense, since they were always a neutral faction throughout the World of Warcraft series. The Alliance found themselves with Worgens, wolves that walk on their hind legs. These were pretty cool looking, though also kind of didn’t make sense, for veteran players most likely have slaughtered hundreds of these in their time in the game. Players can also increase their level from 80 to 85, marking the first time there was not a 10 level increase in caps per expansion.

The story, if I am thinking of the right one, involves killing Death Wing, an orc hero that was killed in Warcraft II, somehow resurrected. I don’t really know. The story line in the Warcraft series eventually just flies off the handle and all old characters resurface and continuity is just an afterthought. The whole world is just too expansive to really make any sense of it, but then again, no one plays these games for the story anyway.

 

#8 World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King

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The second expansion to World of Warcraft takes us to Northrend to take on the Lich King, continuing the story of The Frozen Throne randomly.

This was a neat area with a dark theme and was sort of fun to explore. I came back to play this game after about 8 months after I quit the last game and about two months after this was released. They kicked up the design of dungeons and quests in this game, and it also had some of the more memorable raids in my opinion. What fans of the original games didn’t want to face off against the Lich King? Though this is also when Blizzard started making the game really easy to level, which was my favorite part of the games, and just completely focused on heroics and raids. Once I raised my character to 80 from the previous cap of 70, I found they were taking forever releasing raids, spacing them out in huge intervals, and I lost interest, quitting again after just four months.

Something unique about this game was the addition of the first new class since the games creation, the Death Knight. This is also the series’ only “hero class” which really just meant you started at level 55 instead of 1, going right along with the whole fast leveling theme started in this expansion.

#7 World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade

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The world crapped itself when this game finally came out. The very first expansion of the ever growing, popular game that took the world by force. After being stuck at level 60 for what seemed like forever, players were finally allowed to move up to level 70 after stepping through the Dark Portal into a new land. We found tons of new gear, with ridiculously huge stat increases, making the lowest leveled gear completely dominate the best gear in the original game. Lots of new abilities were also included, and best of all…

Flying Mounts

This was something everyone was dying to have included, and we all got our wishes.

Another first was the expansion of races, introducing Blood Elves for the Horde, and Draenai for the Alliance.

The only trouble with this game, in my opinion, was that the entire area was pretty bland and uninteresting, the dungeons and raids stunk, and it all became boring very quickly. The main city, the first time to join Alliance and Horde in one place, meant horrible, horrible lag inside, or even flying near it. I think I quit within a month or two upon reaching level 70.

 

#6 World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria

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The fourth expansion brought players to a whole new world and me out of a four year retirement of the game. Besides additions to both race and class, with monks being the new class and Pandarians being the new race, for the first time, the areas were truly enticing and filled with interesting scenery and characters. The dungeons and raids were unique and fun. The gear looked awesome, having a samurai-ish look to it.

Players could increase to level 90 from 85, really giving you that sense of closeness to level 100. There was a lot of cool new mounts as well. This expansion was the first to hold me in end game, and I believe I played it thoroughly with 4 characters for over a year before finally quitting the game for good. Ironically, it wasn’t because I was bored, like it was for all the other expansions, but because I was sick of spending so much time and money on the game, despite wanting to still play it.

 

#5 World of Warcraft

The game that took the world by storm and the lives away from many gamers. I remember getting the game when it was a month or two old, and quit within a month because I hated it. But I think it was because I mostly never knew what I was doing. I decided to give the game another chance about a year later and that is when I got hooked. In that year, a lot more people joined in too.

Why I like this one the most is simply because it was so humongous. There were countless places to go to, leveling took FOREVER to reach 60, and there was just an endless amount of things to do.

It also had actual skills trees that eventually were taken out later on and a bunch of other features and what not that also eventually disappeared. As the expansion came out, they seemed to simplify everything, no doubt to make it more appealing to newcomers and to quicken leveling for new characters made by veteran players. But to me, this took away the charm and adventure of the game, but it really does make perfect sense that they did this, as everyone always is focused on end game. But eventually, people were even beating all of that too quickly, and now they complain expansions are not coming out fast enough.

I don’t know…I just think the original build was the best. Though, that is not to say that there weren’t plenty of things wrong with the game that have been improved as the years went by. The “Looking For Group” channel comes to mind. Just to do any dungeon back then was like a five hour commitment, and half of that time was spent trying to find five party members, before dragging yourself through the long dungeons. This, along with many other things, has been greatly improved.

 

#4 Warcraft II: Tides Of Darknesswarcraft-ii-tides-of-darkness_7.png

With all the World of Warcraft games out of the way, it is now time for the games I obviously find much better. The original RTS styled games, (besides the primitive original of course.) And all I can say about this game is HOLY CRAP!

It is an absolutely massive improvement over the original. The game speed is kicked way up. Tons of new units yielding tons more strategy, custom stages pre-built, or you can make your own, resulting in endless hours of gameplay. This game and its expansion basically sucked up my childhood. I played it endlessly.

Another amazing addition is the beautifully orchestrated music, something pretty much unheard of back then.

The only thing about this game, is it is really, really hard in the later levels.

 

#3 Warcraft II: Beyond The Dark Portal

The expansion to Tides of Darkness, the games difficulty picks up right where it left off, making this quite possibly the hardest game I have ever played. Most of the levels are impossible without cheating, which thankfully, like the two games before it, there are plenty to choose from.

There isn’t too much else different, except you get a lot more hero’s running around to fight with you or fight against you.

Great game, endless hours of fun.

 

#2 Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne

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The expansion to Warcraft III continues the story, taking it to all new kinds of places, where you meet many new heroes.

To be honest, I don’t remember much about this game, as I have only played it through once, having been burned out on RTS’ by this time in my life. I just remember enjoying it immensely. They added new units, I believe, always a plus!

But yeah, it was an extremely polished game, and I would absolutely recommend it to any RTS fan.

#1 Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos

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And here we are at number 1! This is my favorite Warcraft game of all time. After spending so many hours on WC2, it was great to finally experience something new, and Blizzard did not disappoint. This game was as much of an improvement to 2, as 2 was to 1. The graphics got an extreme overhaul, instead of just playing as orcs and humans, Night Elf and Undead were added, doubling the campaigns! Each race had completely different units and buildings, each requiring different strategies to master.

Best of all were the inclusions of heroes that you had with you every level, instead of just random ones. They also created buildings that could resurrect them if they died. This was most welcome to me, who always wished in 2 that there was something like this. I never, ever used my heroes in that game because if they died, the mission failed. But this game fulfilled my wish. And on top of it, you could level the heroes from 1-10, upgrading and learning new spells and abilities along the way.

To me, this game had by far the best and most solid story too, before World of Warcraft flipped it on its head and made it all convoluted. In fact, the story is probably why I prefer this over its expansion. It is truly a masterpiece.

 

 

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