Adam Sandler has done a lot of movies, most of them romantic comedies, and he typically has a very attractive woman as the person he is romancing, so it’s time to pit all the wives, girlfriends, partners in some way that he has had among all his movies to see who is the ultimate hottie!
This woman is truly beautiful. She’s hot, cute, sexy, innocent, wild…everything you’d want in a woman wrapped up in one wonderful package.
Young or old, this woman is gorgeous. It’s really a shame she never became a model. That would have made a lot of people very happy…
Pam Dawson (Mr. Deeds)
Interesting that an alter-ego has made it this far. But when your as pretty as she is, it’s not surprising.
15 Hot Pictures Of Stranger Things Beautiful Woman Winona Ryder
So in addition to being sometimes hot and sexy, and sometimes not, she also appears to be flat-chested in some pictures, and others she’s clearly holding in some massive knockers. What a mystery woman.
Both of these women are very attractive in their films, but one is far more so, mainly due to her sexy attitude and cute attire.
Holly Sullivan (The Wedding Singer)
We have our first finalist! And we couldn’t ask for a hotter woman!
Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)
I don’t even need to say anything.
Katherine Murphy (Just Go With It)
At last, the two fierce hotties from the same movie face off!
Both of these women are extremely hot in this movie. As I said in an earlier round, Jennifer Aniston was never that eye-catching to me, but in this movie, she had me drooling. How could she not when she looks like this…
So who will make it to the finals? The mature, gorgeous Katherine, or the youthful perfection that is Palmer?
Palmer Dodge (Just Go With It)
That was a good clean fight ladies, now shake hands!
Well, there you have it! Holly and Palmer will face off in the finals! See you there!
Welcome back to part 3. Check out the first two groups of girls to battle it out in parts 1 & 2, and here we are with another batch of beauties!
Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Corrine Dufour (Moonraker)
Again, two beautiful women. Anya looks incredible in that dress. It shows us enough to make us want to see more, no matter what we have to do to gaze upon the rest of that amazing body. Jeez what a tease.
Corrine looks incredible in that night gown. And speaking of teases, check out this…
Look at that dip.
This is her work attire!
How is that professional?
I want to work there!
And I really feel bad for Bond here. This is the ultimate test of a man.
No mortal man would ever not look down at her chest at least twice in this conversation.
So we have a couple teasers with nice racks. Who is hotter? Why…this is quite easy. This woman is far more beautiful… almost irresistible even.
Anya Amasova (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
Neither of these woman really scream “hot!” and one I don’t find attractive at all. But both look good in what they are wearing, especially Manuela…that is a very sexy picture up there.
This is an easy pick.
Holly Goodhead (Moonraker)
Countess Lisl von Schlaf
(For Your Eyes Only)
Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)
This is a really, really tough one. Both of these woman are very beautiful. And the picture of the countess absolutely destroys the picture of Melina. If both women were displayed to you as they are in these pictures, every man would pick the countess I’m sure.
But Melina has a prettier face and also looks to be hiding quite a nice body.
Both of them have, great sexy hair as well.
When it all comes down to it, I think age plays the biggest deciding factor. Melina is much younger, and therefore just irks her way ahead. I wish I could see the Countess when she was younger…but still props to her for being a very hot older woman. We’d all love to reach inside that robe!
Melina Havelock (For Your Eyes Only)
Well this is an annoying one. Both of these women are hot, but not by much. The really annoying part is that both of them are dressed so ridiculously sexy, showing off flawless bodies. It’s their faces that ruin these otherwise perfect specimens of woman.
Magda is absolutely stunning in that genie costume. Her body is tight and toned and looks like Bond could have quite the night with her.
Octopussy looks a bit older, but that robe is hiding something absolutely gorgeous. Her toned legs are some of the best I have ever seen, and what little is sneaking out of the robe looks to be like something we’d want to see more of.
What doesn’t help is all the sexy things Magda wears thoughout the movie, but I just don’t like her face at times. Dang it’s tough. Oh well, better go with.
Kimberly Jones (A View To a Kill)
Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)
Both of these girls are okay. They are certainly good looking enough, but nothing special. It might be that smile Kimberly is giving that makes her face look not so great, and I don’t like Pola’s short hair.
But Pola has a much more beautiful face, and the fact that she’s naked doesn’t hurt, showing off what is most certainly an incredible body.
Pola Ivanova (A View To a Kill)
May Day (A View To a Kill)
Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)
This is an easy one. Stacy is a rather pretty woman, while May Day, sorry to say, looks like a man. Seriously, she reminds me of Wesley Snipes.
Stacy Sutton (A View To a Kill)
Well, there’s another 12 down, but there’s still a lot more to get through. See you in part 4!
Welcome to the final part of round 1, where the last 4 girls compete to advance! Check out parts 1, 2, & 3, and then feast your eyes on these lovely women!
Carrie Underwood is very beautiful…and adorable and gorgeous. Take a look…
This is a woman you could take home and spend the rest of your life happily with. But she lacks a bit when it comes to the sheer hotness we have seen in some of the women during this tournament, and though her body is very nice, it doesn’t match some of the others. Though, again, she’s beautiful.
Fergie has a nice body and a sexy vibe to her…
So yeah, her body obliterates Carrie’s, but her face isn’t all that great, where as Carrie’s is perfect. Hmm. who should win then?
Really, this woman has such an irresistible glow to her that it’s hard to ignore her, and that’s why she wins.
Victor- Carrie Underwood
And now for our last two women!
Taylor SwiftVSAriana Grande
Taylor Swift is another one I just threw on here because I didn’t know of anybody else. She is nothing short of attractive, but nothing compared to most of the women here. But let’s take a look at some pictures and let you decide…
TORONTO, ON – OCTOBER 02: Taylor Swift performs onstage during the 1989 World Tour Live in Toronto at Rogers Center on October 2, 2015 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/LP5/Getty Images for TAS)
She’s got a great body, without a doubt. I just don’t love her face…sort of…it’s pretty…
Ariana Grande is another one I’ve never heard of, but saw her on a magazine and became quite interested. I think it was this photo.
I found this to be an amazingly hot woman and had to know more!
Upon deeper research.
Holy crap, this girl has it all. She has a small tight body, toned and sexy. Her long hair and dark skin are incredibly perfect. She excels at being both hot and sexy, yet unbelievably cute and sweet, making her literally the best of both worlds. The only downside is she seems to have somewhat of a baby face, which hurts her a tad.
But anyway, there is one clear winner here.
Victor- Ariana Grande
Well that’s it for Round 1! Things will really start to get wild in round 2! See you there!!
And we are back with another 4 dazzling women. Be sure to catch up on parts 1 & 2 and away we go!!
Sigh..yet another tough choice. Best look at some pictures to help decide!!
I only saw Katy Perry for the first time at some Super Bowl halftime show a few years back, and I remember being floored by how gorgeous she was. Her sexy bod definitely stole the show…
Great body, nice rack, sexy, tough expressions. It’s everything you could ask for.
Now on to Beyonce! I remember the first time I saw her…sort of. It was a live performance on TV of Destiny’s Child, and this alone was awesome. Before them, I had only seen Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But now here was THREE scantily clad females!
There’s a fourth girl in one picture so I don’t know. Whatever, they all hot anyway.
But yeah, there I was completely amazed at their sexy bodies, but I found my eyes kept getting drawn towards the hottest one…Beyonce. It’s been like 20 years later and she still is something amazing to look at…
Phew…so beautiful…and in all the right places.
So which of this supreme beauties is hotter? Well that’s the real question, isn’t it?
Is it the woman I’ve been worshiping my whole life, or the new found hottie?
Victor- Katy Perry
Next up we have two pop singers who are actually not that great looking. Convenient that they are pitted up against each other…or does it make it more difficult since there isn’t an obvious winner?
Ciara VS Gwen Stefani
I have never heard of Ciara and just found her by attempting to find some more pop singers, and I’m still not positive she actually is one. But as long as she’s hot, right? Well, let’s see!
Yep, she’s hot. She has an amazing body, and quite the nice booty by the looks of that one picture. So her body is perfect, but her face doesn’t do it all that much for me.
Gwen Stefani is beautiful, no doubt, but she isn’t anything jaw dropping. At times her abs are even a bit much, but usually she has a superb body…
So yeah, her body is amazingly toned and hot, and she’s attractive to be sure, but I don’t know… something doesn’t do it for me. She’s in the exact same boat as Ciara, which makes this hard to pick a winner. But if I had to think about it, this woman looks like she could show us a better evening.
Well, that’s it for this part. Ciara and Katy Perry move on to round 2! Look for part 4 to see the last 4 hotties compete to stay in the running!
Pop blew up pretty spectacularly in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, which honestly is probably the last time I paid any attention to the genre…yeah either 2000 or 2001 I think.
The music itself was meh…but the great thing about pop singers, (besides their voices I suppose), and particularly the female ones, is that they tend to have amazing bodies, and tend to constantly showcase these bodies, so even if you hate the music, you will always be drawn to it because of these gorgeous babes flaunting what they got.
I’m not going to lie, I really had a hard time finding 16 contestants, for I haven’t followed really anything pop for nearly 20 years, so I’m not entirely sure if some of these gals even call themselves “pop singers,” but who cares, as long as they are hot, right? So without further ado, let’s get on to the first bout. Note that this has nothing to do with how they look now, but at some point in their lives, cuz you can never forget truly great hotness, am I right?
Janet Jackson VsMariah Carey
Hoo boy, hotties right out of the gate.
Starting with Janet, her flawless body is only made better by her unbelievably sexy abs…
Dang is she hot. She literally has one of the best bodies I’ve ever seen. The only trouble is she looks a bit too much like her brother, but let’s be honest, your looking at anything but her face anyway.
Mariah is a real treat. She’s been around forever, and despite time being against her, she still manages to make my jaw drop.
Here’s some younger pics of her…
Wow, what a hottie.
And now some of her more recently…
Simply breathtaking. While she was without a doubt better looking when she was younger, she’s still got it in all the right places, far more so than she used to. Plus her smile is adorable.
So which of these seasoned pop artists is hotter?
While, Janet has the better body by far, there’s something about Mariah that is both hot, cute, and sexy all rolled into one, and that’s big…big points…like her boobs…
Victor- Mariah Carey
And we are hit with another couple of unbelievably hot women.
Shakira…ooh, it just makes me shake thinking about her. When I was a lad, I saw her on the TV live, and I fell in love. This girl had the best body, the sexiest voice and the most gorgeous…everything…I had ever seen up to that point. She was the first woman I ever saw belly dance and it right away become my favorite dance ever. She moved like an angel of sex, and still does, I might add.
It’s really hard to even listen to her sing when you are distracted by all the perfection she is blasting at you.
These are her at varying ages, but the most consistent part about her is she is consistently gorgeous…like dang…
And then we have Aaliyah…I fell in love with her when I saw Queen of the Damned. She just walked around as the half naked, unbelievably sexy and scary, which somehow made her more sexy, vampire, and I could not get over her long, thin, scorching hot body. There was no flaw on her at all. But don’t take my word for it…here!
So which of these hotties who successfully demonstrate what a beautiful woman looks like is hotter?
I have really no idea. They are both so stinking hot it is near impossible to decide. Aaliyah just squeaks out with the better body. Shakira sometimes doesn’t look all that attractive, and other times looks like the hottest woman in the world.
Hah…I really can’t decide. They are both so hot.
Okay, here’s the test. Whichever is hotter in the next two pictures wins.
Crap. Still can’t decide. It doesn’t help that Shakira is naked.
Okay, okay, I think I’ve got it now…
Well, we’ve got our first two victors! Look out for part 2 coming soon!
We have the two finalists battling it out here! See how they made it this far with the links posted here.
I’ve already explained to death how impossibly hot they are, so let’s just see some pics.
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood
Let’s have a little fashion show. Let’s see what these beauties look like in lingerie!!
Wow, those are some hot ladies!
What about bikinis…those are always hot, right?
What about costumes?
Those are painted on! Makes you wish she played Wonder Woman in the recent film. She seems not to be a big fan of dress up unfortunately, because we would all love to see her in some more outfits.
Sara definitely is, even into some cosplay. So she will have a few more pictures.
There is nothing sexier than a woman who likes to dress up, though dressing down might be more accurate.
And just because, here’s just a few more hot pictures of our finalists.
Okay, now the big decision…who is hotter?
This is really, really hard to choose. These are honestly the two hottest women on the planet, and each wants to be number 1.
But I have to give the winning spot to her.
SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD at Draftday Photoshoot
Sara Jean Underwood!!!!!!
While both girls are perfect in every way, Sara’s got a more tone body, sexy blond hair, and always looks so diverse in her pictures, which somehow gives her this sweet and sexy personality, which if you are hot and a sweetheart, you’re golden. I suppose the endless amount of photos of her doesn’t hurt either.
Bottom line, she is the hottest person I have ever laid eyes on, or at least through a computer screen. I will never lay real eyes on her… So congratulations Sara on being named hottest woman on the planet!
And like always, I like to rank all the contestants in my own personal opinion, from least hottest to hottest. Though regardless of how well they did in the tournament or in my personal ranking, these 16 women are, as far as I know and/or am concerned, the hottest women on Earth. Ranking them will probably be harder than the one on one matches. Oh boy…
Anyway here they are, from least impossibly hot, to most impossibly hot. The round in parentheses is how far they made it in the tournament.
Kristen Stewart (Round 1)
Brooklyn Decker (Round 1)
Kendall Jenner (Round 1)
Elizabeth Hurley (Round 2)
Katie Cassidy (Round 1)
Kim Kardashian (Round 2)
Scarlett Johansson (Round 1)
Jessica Alba (Round 2)
Tara Reid (Round 1)
Denise Richards (Round 1)
Ciara Hanna (Round 1)
Angelina Jolie (Round 2)
Joanie Brosas (Semi-finalist)
Alexandria DeBerry (Semi-finalist)
Megan Fox (Runner Up)
Sara Jean Underwood (Winner)
I almost feel bad ranking them, because again, they are all so very, impossibly hot. All these women should be worshiped.
Well that’s another tournament over. Thanks for checking it out, or rather, checking out the contestants. Till next time!
Alright! We narrowed it down to the last four hotties! These gorgeous gals will battle it out to see which two will make it to the finals!
Check out the links here to catch up on all the hottie action in rounds 1 and 2, and then please, enjoy the upcoming hotties!
I’ve already talked about how amazingly beautiful and perfect and sexy Megan Fox is. No matter what she’s wearing, or not wearing, she is just so, so beautiful. She took down Tara Reid and Jessica Alba in this tournament so far. When will her rampage end? Let’s take a look and see if that end is in sight.
A woman who looks like this is definitely going to be tough to beat. As I just said, no matter what she’s in, she’s gorgeous.
I mean, in this picture I’m about to show you, she is in hardly anything revealing, and it’s barely more than a picture of her face.
It’s such an innocent picture and yet my jaw drops to the floor as if she was standing naked in front of me. She’s beautiful, plain and simple.
And to compete with her is the slender, sexy cosplayer Joanie Brosas, whose taken down Katie Cassidy and Angelina Jolie so far. This girl has an amazing body that easily takes the cake over Megan Fox’s body. And the fact that Megan’s is already completely perfect, that is a mighty impressive thing to say.
And speaking of Megan, I think she is the reason I discovered Joanie, now that I think about it. I was reading an article that was talking about Megan Fox being considered to play Lara Croft for a Tomb Raider reboot movie years ago. There was a picture of this.
It’s a hot photo, for sure, but this picture somehow led me to these…
And thus I discovered potentially the greatest body of all time. I mean just look at that. It completely blows away what Megan Fox looks like in her outfit. I”m sure you want more evidence to back up the whole “greatest body claim,” so here it is.
There are no words to describe her body. Like jeez, it’s (insert description here). Perfect is an understatement.
I mean, look at these pictures.
That other girl is no pushover. In other words, she’s hot. But when standing next to Joanie, she almost appears ugly. So I suppose the real question is, does Megan Fox appear ugly next to Joanie?
Megan is still gorgeous. The hard part is deciding which of these women is actually hotter. We’ve already established Joanie has the better body, so that’s big points.
The woman that will move on is just barely hotter than her competition. There is something just more sexy about her. It’s like she is a goddess or something, but seems so real as well, if that makes any sense. You get lost in her looks, and it makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
You see? There is just something so real about her? It’s hard to explain, much like her beauty. Whatever she’s got, Joanie is lacking in it.
Next up are quite literally the two hottest blondes on the planet.
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara has beat out Ciara Hanna and Elizabeth Hurley, two of the finest woman in two different generations. But does the PlayBoy model have what it takes to compete with the gorgeous Alexandria? Maybe these pictures can help shed some light…
Good lordie, what a body! There isn’t a flaw on this woman. She is so toned, so hot, so sexy, so perfect.
Next is Allie, who can impressively say she has taken down Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner. Her body is literally an hourglass shape and it’s amazing. Here, see for yourselves!
Everything about her is amazing! EVERYTHING! Just look at her. She is not of this world. She is too perfect. Her butt…wow…her boobs…nice! Her long flowing hair. Her tight, toned body. Those lips, that adorable face. Regardless of how much is covered or revealed on that flawless figure, she can take your breath away.
So which of these two blond beauties is hotter? This is a very tough decision, but I think this one is.
Sara Jean Underwood
Megan Fox will join Sara in the finals.
But I have to say this about Joanie and Allie. Those two girls are so hot, so perfect, so beautiful in every way, that they almost seem manufactured, like they are robots or something. Sara and Megan beat them for they feel more real, more relatable, and have distinctive sexy auras about them. It’s easier to wrap your head around those two.
So I guess you could say Joanie and Allie lost for being too hot, which doesn’t make sense in a Tournament of Hotties, but that’s the way it goes.
See you next time for the final round of the Impossibly Hot Women tournament!
First up is Sara Jean Underwood, who as far as I know, has contributed mainly just her body to the fine folks of Earth. And really, that is the best gift she could offer. As a PlayBoy model, there is literally no shortage of jaw dropping pictures of this woman. So here, check them out, or rather, check her out.
Oh my goodness gracious. If you didn’t notice, this woman is a flawless beauty. Her toned body, nice ASSets and breast, combined with her blond hair and gorgeous face make her something to be desired…for all eternity. Knowing you live on the same planet as this woman and not getting to be with her, let alone see her, is literally Hell on Earth.
Well we saw the gorgeous youthful blond, but what about the older, yet unwavering beauty of the brunette, Elizabeth Hurley. Let’s check out how she’s doing!
Age has done nothing to slow this woman down, as far as her looks are concerned. She is almost every bit as hot now as she was 20-30 years ago. And for a woman in her 50’s, that makes her about 10x hotter right there. She is a goddess in her own right, and we should all bow to her beauty.
So which of these two women is the hottest? The younger blond, or the more mature brunette. As much as I don’t want to say this, it is this one, no contest.
Sara Jean Underwood
But seriously though. Elizabeth Hurley…super freakin’ hot…like… it’s baffling.
Next up is another brunette and blond!
Starting off with Kim, you might have noticed that she has an amazing body from the picture above, or of the tons of bikini photos of her from Round 1.
There is no shortage of hot photos of her, since she basically makes a living off of being hot. So let’s take a look at some of her work, shall we?
No matter what she is wearing, what she is doing, from modeling to walking down the street, this sexy woman looks fabulous. She is always picture ready, as evidenced here. Though anything that shows off that amazing body is always preferred.
To add to her appeal, she loves costumes, which is just sexy as hell.
NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 29: Kim Kardashian attends the Midori Green Halloween costume party at Lavo on October 29, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images)
Just smokin’ all the time. God dang.
In contrast to Kim’s dark sexiness is the shining beauty of Allie.
Unfortunately there aren’t quite as many pictures of her, which is a shame, because she is just gorgeous. She doesn’t even have to wear anything sexy for her to catch your eye. Her long, bright blond hair and innocent, beautiful face could easily do that. But if you do see her scantily clad, that’s all the better, for her body is perfection. She has such amazing curves on top of having a nice butt and boobs and well… having a nice everything.
If Angels are real things, then Allie DeBerry is certainly one of them. She just looks so beautiful, yet so untouchably good, that it would be a sin to lay hands on her divine body. But that is something no one could resist doing I imagine. So maybe she is more the apple in the Garden of Eden than an angel.
So both women here are absolutely stunning, with or without clothing. But who is the hotter one? This is a tough choice, but it will have to go to…
Look at that. She took down Kim and her half sister. That is something not many people can say. Especially when pertaining to straight looks.
Well there you have it. The four hottest women on Earth are about to battle it out in the semi finals! Make sure to check it out!
Welcome to Round 2! Check out Round 1 listed here. We have 8 women left standing to bash their beauty on our willing eyes! But only four will advance…who will it be?
Let’s start with the unbelievably hot Megan Fox. She has been around for a while now, and has gotten nothing but hotter I think. She was recently in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and made the character of April O’Neil unbelievably sexy.
Man, even in a yellow jacket and nothing revealing at all, she is smoking hot. I mean, seriously, she is just scratching her head and makes it seem like the sexiest thing on the planet.
This picture is basically every man’s wet dream. In fact, the whole movie feels like it’s her posing and just being super hot. And in case this isn’t your wet dream, then maybe these are…
Her posture, her expressions, her body, all fabulous. What’s that? Her body is too covered in these shots? Perhaps you are right. Here ya go!
Perfection at it’s finest!!
I hope you didn’t spend yourself all on her, because next up is the beautiful Jessica Alba!
I first realized how impossibly hot she is in the movie Fantastic Four, where she is just absolutely glowing. It was after that I finally understood everyone’s obsession over her. That and when you see pictures like this, it’s hard not to be.
She’s another one who is gorgeous with her body covered, and drop dead gorgeous with it exposed. The fact that she seems to be a pure sweetheart adds to her hotness too! She has an amazing body, a beautiful face, and just a sexy aura about her.
So the only question is, who is hotter. Despite being presented with two women who shatter the hottie scale, this is a no brainer choice.
While both women are perfect in the looks department, particularly their bodies, this one just seems so much hotter somehow. Everything about her is far sexier, I don’t know why, but it is. And that is why she is the winner.
Don’t go away yet, two more hotties left to go!!
Two long haired brunettes are next. Let’s take a look at the older, yet unfaltering beauty of Angelina Jolie.
The last movie I’ve seen her in was probably Mr. & Mrs. Smith, an awesome movie that is made better with just her mere presence in it. Mainly because she is so fine, and just so naturally over the top sexy.
And her wardrobe is killer in it.
This was the movie Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston to eventually marry her. I can’t say I really blame the guy. Acting like you are married to this hottie would only lead most men to strive to make that a reality.
Aside from all her movies, she is impossibly gorgeous just about all the time.
Her whole life has been one hot thrill ride for any who has laid eyes on her, and what I can only imagine as one of the greatest rides of all time if you got laid by her. Even her fake sex scenes show off that this woman would be something else in the sack. Well, here’s to dreaming!
And by the way, in the movie Alexander, you’ve never seen anyone look so good in a toga and other ancient articles of clothing.
Next up is the long haired, tall and slender, jaw dropping hottie cosplayer Joanie Brosas. I know nothing about her except that she is really just amazingly hot.
So yeah, her body has not a flaw on it, or a single trace of fat for that matter. She is lacking in the boob department because of this, where Angie is not at all. But she makes up for it everywhere else.
Both of these women are so hot, I don’t know how to choose. To make it more difficult, while Angie played Lara Croft, Joanie cosplayed her.
Let’s see the comparison!!
Both girls wear Lara’s wardrobe quite nicely, but anyone with eyes would realize that Joanie has an unfair advantage for wearing a barely legal version of it.
So now it is time to decide.
This woman’s body is 110% perfect. Every little inch of her. Each curve. Her beautiful hair and that adorable, gorgeous face. Both women are astonishing, but this one shines through…
Well there you have it! Megan Fox and Joanie Brosas will face off in the semi finals!
Welcome to the final part of Round 1, where the last four ladies will face off! Check out parts 1, 2 and 3 to catch yourself up and to check out some more impossibly hot women.
Now without further ado, we go!
All right, let’s start off with Brooklyn, the inhumanly hot blond. I first discovered her in the movie Just Go With It. For anyone who has seen this movie, they know that she is the star of it. And that is simply because she is so stinkin’ amazingly gorgeous in it. She looks amazing in every scene, and with her humongous boobs and perfect figure, your eyes are drawn to her like the tractor beam from the Death Star. Except you wish you could be pulled inside her and I promise you would never want to escape. Her allure in that movie is increased 10fold because she seems to be in a bikini half of it, which is a gift from the heavens for sure, for this girl’s body is meant to be in a bikini and nothing but, except for nothing…butt…
Just Go With It was her first film, so upon some research, I discovered that I was not the only one who felt that her body belonged in a scanty swimsuit. Assuming these pictures are all before this movie, it turns out she had a career in modeling such beachwear. Sports Illustrated seemed to have a keen interest in her, alongside every male on the planet. She was even a cover girl! Now… prepare to be amazed…
So yeah, she is perfect. Her barely containable breasts combined with that flawless, sexy figure is enough to make her the source of every person on Earth’s dreams. Seriously, this woman is the body all bikinis are made for. No one looks as good as her in one.
Next up we have Kim Kardashian, as much as I hate to say it. I hate everything about the Kardashians, except their looks. My God, those five girls are truly attractive people. In fact if this was a bigger line up of women, there would probably be a spot for all 5 of them at some point. But we are here to focus on the most famous sister, Kim.
She’s famous for having a sex tape, which should automatically make you know this woman is hot. But that is not how I discovered her. I found out about her through magazine covers. When I worked in a supermarket, the magazine racks were by the registers, and as I walked by, I would always catch glimpses of the headlines and all the useless crap that I am baffled people care about when it comes to celebrities and all that.
For years and years, the cover was always about Brad Pitt and impossibly hot Angelina Jolie. Dumb crap detailing every uninteresting nook of their lives. But then someone started to break that trend. Some brunette started showing up on a different cover every week, in a different colored bikini, on a different beach.
I had no idea who she was, and I never looked for a name. My eyes were too busy staring at the incredibly hot woman on the cover. It wasn’t for like a year after weekly bikini shots that I learned her name…Kim Kardashian. Back then it sounded sexy. Now that last name makes me cringe.
Anyway, remember when I just said Brooklyn Decker is the body made for bikinis, that no one could look better in one than her?
Well my friends, I think she’s got a rival. She didn’t get on all those covers for nothing.
Holy Molie! This beauty has a perfect hourglass figure, huge boobs and a big ol’ butt. Her boobs might be a bit smaller than Brooklyn’s but those small pieces of cloth still struggle to hold those babies in. My goodness, this women too was born to wear a bikini. Seriously, I can’t get over how good she looks…
Both of these women’s careers seem to be based off of looking hot, so the ultimate question is, which is hotter? Which wears the bikini better?
While both are perfect specimens of the human body, this woman is just a tad hotter.
Though for the record, Brooklyn looks better in a bikini, but Kim is just all around hotter.
And now we have the last two women to finish off Round 1!
Dang, what hotties to finish off this round!!
To start, remember when I said that Kim Kardashian and her sisters are all extremely hot? Well, Kendell is hot enough to compete with Kim for a chance to be crowned the most impossibly hot woman of all time!
I don’t really know how I came to know of her. As far as I know, she became famous for being Kim’s sister. But I distinctly remember officially becoming aware of her when I saw this picture…
I instantly became infatuated with her. That body is as perfect as they come. For a girl whose entire family makes a living by taking hot pictures of themselves, you couldn’t ask for a better body to do so than this one. Simply put, it is draw dropping. Add that to the fact that she has a gorgeous face, and you’ve got an impossibly hot woman on your hands.
But don’t take my word for it!
Her stature and expression hint at a sweet little cutie and at the same time, a sexy, experimental, fearless hottie. And that is big points baby!! While her small breasts don’t give her the bikini body that her sister has, she unmistakably has a better body in general.
The final girl we have to talk about is the amazingly beautiful Allie DeBerry. I discovered her from a show called A.N.T. Farm. She played the dimwitted sidekick of the most beautiful and popular girl in school.
The ironic part about this is that, while they both look great in cheerleader uniforms, Allie is far hotter, what with her tall, slender body, beautiful face and long hair, the other girl could never dream of being as good looking. And I seriously doubt she could compete with Allie wearing these “clothes”.
Oh my God!!! This girl has an hourglass figure like I have never seen before. She has “it” in all the right places, and I just love that super long hair. It goes so well with her tall, sexy body.
I mean, just look at it. She is ridiculously hot. Definitely not of this world. And literally every inch of her has this perfect, toned, muscly hotness to her, as if her skeletal structure is perfect as well, beyond that of anyone else on Earth. Her shoulders, her elbows, her…everything, just seems so different and so hot. Again…not of this Earth. It is like God himself chiseled here out of a fleshy slab to show the world what a woman should look like.
So both girls have perfect bodies, a sexy aura about them, and look totally sweet and sexy. Which is hotter then? Despite how good they both look, this is a no contest bout.
I wish Kendell managed to beat her, for it would have been interesting for her to face off with Kim…oh well…
There you have it. The advancing 8 impossibly hot women have been decided! See you in Round 2!!